Ek Dhansu Sex Tip
Views: 25,038 - Posted on 10 Oct 2011
When Using A Condom Just Make It Open And Use One Spoon Degi Mirch In It,
It Will Provide More Excitement Because “Degi Mirch Ka Tadka, Ang-Ang Fadka!“
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Kya khak tadka, sala isse to **** par upale ban jayenge! Ha ha ha!!!
hmmmmmmmmmm………..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……Pahle to samajh me nahi Aaya Lekin phir Mentofresh khaya tab jake joke samajh me aaya …………hehehehe
JAY ka personal experience lagta hai ye to. qki aajkl whi babaji ko anmol moti bhejta rhta hai. hehehe
Wanted bro. humne Aap Dosto ke liye hi Anmol Moti Bheja thha, Lekin Wo “AnMoL MOTI” Admin Bhai ko Pasand Aa gaye aur Bhai ne Usko BaBA ji ko Chaddawa Chada diya……….buhuhuhuhu
Ab BABA ji Us Anmol Moti ko TRAShKaR aur Sundar banakar Aap Dosto ke Samne Pesh karenge….
Dear,
Es Shaam Ki Tanhai Se,
Dard ki Gehrai Se,
Ye dil kuchh Baat kar Raha hai.
Zara samjho in fizawo ki chubhan ko,
Aaj phir tumhe koi yaad kar raha hai.
“I MISS U”
Jay dear itni shiddat se kis ko yaad kiya ja rha hain……. hmm
RAASHIII thanx, last jke me mjhe yaad krne k liye. fir v n jane q mjhe ek movie ka dilog yaad aa rha hai.
jis rishtey ko anjaam tk pahuchana ho mushkil,
use khubsurat mod dekr chhod dena achcha..
RAASHIII,2m saari jindgi meri yaadon meri yaado me rahogi..or mai 2mhe u hi chahta rhunga, tc..
Rashii dear,
Wo Aati to hai par samay se nahi,
Wo chahti to hai par mann se nahi,
Bat to karti hai par Dil se nai,
Kuch Dost kahtey hai wo pyar nahi karti,
Karti to hai par HuM SE NaHi.
Ab to Aap samajh gayi hongi ki itani shiddat se hum kis ko yaad kartey hai ??
kise miss kar rahe ho?
Laxmi ji (Divya)..
Hum to soch rahe thhe ki Laxmi Pooja tak to aapke Darshan jarur ho jaayenge Lekin Aapne to Hume Laxmi Pooja se pahle hi Darshan de diya:)
Dhiraj, Kab tak khud ko rok payega,
Bina mere 2m nahi rah payega.
Main bas junga teri yaado mein iss tarah,
Ki phir 2m doosro ko yaad karna bhool jayega….tc.
Hahahaha
sites ke maharaja ji mein kuz kabul karna chata hu. isliye mera ye sadasha @dhiraj or @jay tak pucha de ye meri bahut badi galti ka parayshit hoga. @dhiraj tum bahut ache ho mene tumara jaise bola or pyara dost nahi dekha mene tume bura bhala kaha tune mera acha socha. ye he tume or mujmey fark hai acha kiya mere cmts dl kar diye mei galat tha jane anjane do pyar karne wale dost ke vich aa gaya. @jay mei pyar ka matlav nai samj saka pyar ka matlav toh dena hota hai lena nahi muje mer kiye k liy shama kare
ADMIN, ye kon hai, iska naam batao plzz
abe ye nadeem hai be… vo hi jisne jay ki gand mein danda diya hai
abe ye faltu ka chakkar kya hai be…..jb se aaya hu aaj pura din ye faltu faltu ka cmt sun rha hu, akhir is faltu ne kiya kya, aur dhiraj kyu itna gussa kr rha hai, koi batayega ?
RAJ BRO, lagta hai 2mne pichle kuch jokes k cmnts nhi pade. pad le, smjh jayeja :)
raj mujhe b nhi pata bas itna pata hai ki faltu faltu hai or kuch nhi pata iss ke baare mai
Jay ki gand me danda de diya hahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha………. :P baap re baap bahut hasi aai.
ha wanted esliye to puch rha tha but koi nhi bataya khair mere ko kya karna h jb koi nai btaya to samjhe jay,dhiraj,n faltu apna kya hai
@Divya – aaj tumhe meri yaad kaise aa gyi aur kabi fb me v milo ab ye na puchna fb me kis naam se hu bs dhundne wale dhund lete h
@Matrix – ek tune hi jawab diya wo v incomplete chalo itna to pta chala jay ki gand me fir se danda hua ye admin to jay k piche hath dhokar pad gya h …hehehe ye admin ek no ka kamina h janbhujkar aise sentence use karta hai :P
haan yaar hehe uske bolne ke style me bahut hasi ati hai. ek baar to me pani pee rha tha uske ek cmt meow wala tha jaise last me mene meow parha pani bahr nikal gaya naak se ek chik ke saath hehehe…. admin jaan bujh ke kre ya bina jaan bujh ke par hasi to ayi yaar. hhehehehe :P
hehe ha yar ush tym me v wo cmt padhkar achanak jor se has pada tha itni jor se ki aaju baju wale darr gye the, ye apna admin hai kamal ka chij, bs ekbar iski gand markar amar ho jana chahta hu :P
Gand mar ke amar nahi hoga, loda lele saat janam tak fir kisi aur cheez ki jrurat nahi padegi :p
Louda…..
wo bhi mera ho:))
Jaise Admin Lekar Amar ho gaya hai:P
haan kyunki vo itna chota Loauda tha ki ek baba ko dikhaya to vo bola ki ese lode aaj kal nahi milte.. ye mujhe de de Antique piece bana ke rakhunga, badle mein tujhe amar hone ki dawayi dunga.
Faltu bahut dinno se tera nam sun raha hu. Aaj maine fb pe teri photo dekhi wah! Kya mast chikna maal lagta ha yaar tu.
Agar tu muje mil jaye to aisa chodunga jaisa ek time ek jail ke kaidi ne jay ko choda tha.
MEEAAON MEAAON!! Hahahahah
Is prakar k tazurbe se to aadmi ko problem hogi ladki ko nahi……
Raat Chup Chaap Hai Par Chand
Khamosh Nahi,, ,,
Kaise Keh Doon K Aaj Phir Hosh Nahi,, ,,
Aisa Dooba Hun Mein Tumhari Aankhon Mein ~
Haath Mein Jaam Hai Par Peene Ka Hosh Nahi~~
Bonjour les amis
@ Jay … Avez-vous mis le troublant me .. Maintenant quitter le frère de la dernière des choses, alors je vais me rafraîchir … Je vous pardonne tous vos …. la nuit laisse bon alors…ab nahi samjhaunga kya likha hai thodi mehnat karo samajh jana..tc.
Abe Dhiraj 2mne ye koun si Language me likha diya hai mere to kuch v samajh me nahi aa raha hai.
@जय अगली बार गलती की तो…समझ लेना ओके
:o :o ye to kidnapers wali dhamki h :P
hehe kidnappers ki spelling to tumhe ati nahi dhamki kaise dete hai ye kaise pata :P hehe ab panchii rani chehra laal tamator jaisa krna band karo aur batao facebook me bas ladai hi krti ho ya kabhi hasti bhi ho….. :PPPP
Matrix – teri inhi harkato se mera jhat jalta hai, tuje bahut aata h english, tu sudhar ja warna ********
to tm h sudharlo agr samj ni aya to buddh sir ji aur tm yaha b bkvas krte aur fb me bkvas krte ho kbi achhe se b baat krte ho ?
raj tu chuthiya hai mere aur pachii ke bich aise hi majak hote hai. ab yahaan apni jhat jala ke badbu mat faila. :p
धीरज मेरी जानेमन, मेरी स्वीटी, अब तो मान जा………..और मुझे माफ कर दो.
अब तो गलती क्या ?
अब मै तेरे साथ कुछ भी नही करूँगा-:)
O My dear Open your mind,
Receive my wishes
Open your heart,
Recieve my love
Open your eyes,
Recieve my smile
Open u’r mobile,
and
rcv my specail wish
GøøÐ MØRNÍNG.
Dhiraj, Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane laga,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga.
“I Miss U So Much”
Rashii dear,
Good Morning !!!!!!!!
Ab Aap ka kya hal Hai ?????
Mera to……
Kisi ke didar k liye dil tarasta hai,
kisi k intzar me dil tarapta hai
kya kahen kambkat dil ko,
ye apna hokar kisi or k liye dharakta hai:))
Hi Jay dear ap kaise ho aur ye faltu ap k ooper kyu meharbaan hain hehe
aapne gd mrng wish kiya hum gd night wish kr rahe hain
Good Night
Rashii dear,
Good Morning !!!!!!!!!
Faltu ko Dhiraj ki khushi dekhi nahi gayi Aur wo kah raha hai ki Jay Mujhe bhi Dhiraj jaisa pyar chahiye.
Ab Aap hi Bataye ki ek TALWAaR ek sath 2 Myaan me kaise rah sakti hai ??????
nice one
hi navya,
how r u ?????
nice
bonjour les amis
…jay ab tu nahi bachega
buhuhuhu………………..Ab to mai kuch din ke liye underground ho jaunga
hehehehehe gud
@Dhiraj Ab translator use karne lga h
@ jay Ab to Dhiraj aa gya Ab to kush .
@ admin aaj joke nahi upload kia?
Navya bhi aa gyi Gud h .
Deleted bro. Dhiraj to Aa gaya lekin wo Aisi-Aisi Warning de raha hai keeeeeee mai Khush na hokar ab Aur bhi jyada Darne laga hun…..buhuhuhuhu
Two things are difficult:
1) To plant your idea in someone’s head
2) To plant someone’s money in your own pocket
The one who succeed in both is called wife
Wikipedia:- I know everything
Google: i have everything
Facebook:i know everybody
Internet:without me u r nothing
Electricity: awaaaz niche
hmmmmmmmm………very nice del bro.
deggi mirch tadka yaaro try mat kar lena is se ang nahi lund hi fadak jayega apka…hehehehehehehe….
arey sab faltu faltu kar rahe hai koi muje batayega ki kya manjara hain?
Hi addy jh m ok sry late reply kiya humne, ap btayie ap kyu dhund rahe ho faltu ko?
abe is tarah to degi mirch ki shrtage ho jayegi mkt me…shilajit se bhi costly milegi fir degi mirch…
@jay, jo sentence tumhe samajh mein nahi aaya tha..usme maine tumhe aur faltu ko maaf kar chuka hoon..aisee baat likh chuka hoon…
@aur koi mujhse baat na kare…jab faltu ne mujhe ghatiya baatein ki to kisi ne uski baatoon par objection nahi kiya…yeh hai reason…yanha tak jay ne bhi..
@deleted, …….Pearl ab nahi rahi iss duniya mein…uske naam se ab koi cmnt nahi aaega..
sorry!!!………..extremly extremly sorry!! frm my deep soul…
@faltu. my .last cmt 4 u…god bless u..and be happy 4ever!!!
hi, i m new here
Hi radha ji
Welcome Radha ji,
I’m Kishan…
mean Jay Kishan
Wanted ji hum smjhe nhi apki bat ka mtlb?
Hey dosto aj se hum study se free ho gaye, aj humara b.ed completed, ab koi tensn nhi , aj hum bahut khush hain
:(
Ye sad smile hain ya happy? hehehe
Sad :(
ADMIN,
Tu shers.in k cmnt timly approve kiya kr, warna mai
kisi din
kisi din
kisi din
apna mob patak dunga :(
yaar sorry :( actualy shivani ki sister ki marriage hai vo time nahi nikal paa rahi :( aur main roj bhul jata hun
Koun si wali ki Sahadi hai ???????
bade wali ki hi hogi be heheheh
Thanks GOD!!
Yaar mai to Dar gaya ki kahi Choti Wali to nahi kar rahi hai:(
choti wali sabse last mein ;)
admin tu mujhse bat kyu nhi karta kuch galti hua kya :’(
mene kab bat karne se mana kiya be :(
tu hi apne comment mein mera naam nahi leta. isliye mujhe laga ki tu bat nahi karna chahta hoga
Yaad to kiya tha apko inhone apne cmt me, ap k shubh name leker hehe
dekha mene tujhe yaad kiya sab ko khabar hai pta nhi tera dhayan kaha rahta hai aajkal
Raj bro. aur 2m mujhse kyu nahi baat karta hai ?????????
Jay bro me tujhe admin ko hamesha yaad karta hu aur me apne dosto ko kabhi nhi bhulta puchlena bakiyo se me facebook me hamesha teri charcha karta hu, bs aaj kal waqt nhi mil rha h proper nvg me time dena ka
hmmmmmm……. Raj bro. Tum fb me apne friends se meri kya charcha karta hai ?????
kahi tu bhi fb me meri tarah Meaywoo-Meaywoo to nahi karta hai:(:(
aur…
Bro. tumne mujhe jab fb me dekha to request kyu nahi bheja ?????
Mai to tumko fb me nahi dundh pata hun Q k Raj Name se bahut log hote hai.
Yar tumko to mera name aur photo dono maloom hai esliye tum to mujhe search kar saktey ho.
Admin ji humare free hone se ap sad kyu ho gaye?
tu nahi samjhegi, ki sad kahe ko hu
Ap samjhayie to sahi
nahi mujhe sharam aati hai samjhane mein
aap samjhayiye to sahi hum sab samajh jayenge. :P
admin ki dil ka baat sirf me janta hu, bta du admin kyu sad ho tum ?
agr meri rosy ka padhai complete hota to shayad me v aise hi sad ho jata pta nhi kab uski chat mangni pat vyah ho jaye :P
Galat hai reason
kl mene is ana luna nhi diya khelne ko isiliye iska gala kl sukha hi reh gaya. tab se ye lodu dukhi hai. hehe :P
hmmmmmmm…….Galat hai reason ????? Toh Bhai kya tu chat magni pat vyah se khush nahi hai ???
jay chaat ke mangni karo to fir thoda sa wait kara karo ki ladki garab hoke kya pata pahle hi kuch dede ;)
hmmmmmmmm……..Bhai Teri baat me bhi Teri Gand ki hi Tarah DAM hota hai koi phad Kaat nahi sakta hai……..hehehe
shukar kar bhagwan ka ki teri to har koi aata jaata faat aur kaat deta hai ;)
Aaye haaye apko kb se shrm aane lgi admin ji hehe
jab se nanga hoke kursi pe beth ke comment aprove karta hun tab se :(
haha ab to rashii ko jarur sharm ayegi . hehe :D
hehehe matrix tu ek no. chutiya hai be
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………..hmmmmmmm………Matrix ek no. ka chutiya hai:P
aur tu ek no. ka gandu heehe :P Meow….
hehehe matrix tu nhi sudharne wala :P
admin tu jaldi se kapde pehn leh warna kuch parivaar niyozen wale udar hi fir rahe hoge wo teri nasbandi ke sath2 tera connection v kaat k ley jayge hehehehehehe…. justkidding….hehehehehehe….
lagta hai tere saath aisa hua hai. tabhi to tu parivar niyojan walo se hi bachne ki salah de rha hai. hehe :P chal koi baat nhi mera l#nd udhar le lena. haha :p
matrix muje lagta tere sath jarur hua hoga tabii tu mere cmts usala chal apni gand aage laa mei chodta hu… hehehehe..
abe gandu ye kya likha hai “mere cmts usala”! waise me samajhta hu ki cmt likhte waqt mera lauda tere muh me tha pr yaar ab to tujhe iski adat ho jani chayiye na pichle 6 saal se apna l#nd tujhe chusva rha hu. hehe :P