Ek Dhansu Sex Tip

Views: 25,038 - Posted on 10 Oct 2011

When Using A Condom Just Make It Open And Use One Spoon Degi Mirch In It,

It Will Provide More Excitement Because “Degi Mirch Ka Tadka, Ang-Ang Fadka!

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101 Responses to "Ek Dhansu Sex Tip"

  1. Pandit says:

    Kya khak tadka, sala isse to **** par upale ban jayenge! Ha ha ha!!!

  2. Jay says:

    hmmmmmmmmmm………..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……Pahle to samajh me nahi Aaya Lekin phir Mentofresh khaya tab jake joke samajh me aaya …………hehehehe

  3. Wanted says:

    JAY ka personal experience lagta hai ye to. qki aajkl whi babaji ko anmol moti bhejta rhta hai. hehehe

    • Jay says:

      Wanted bro. humne Aap Dosto ke liye hi Anmol Moti Bheja thha, Lekin Wo “AnMoL MOTI” Admin Bhai ko Pasand Aa gaye aur Bhai ne Usko BaBA ji ko Chaddawa Chada diya……….buhuhuhuhu

      Ab BABA ji Us Anmol Moti ko TRAShKaR aur Sundar banakar Aap Dosto ke Samne Pesh karenge….

  4. Jay says:

    Dear,
    Es Shaam Ki Tanhai Se,
    Dard ki Gehrai Se,
    Ye dil kuchh Baat kar Raha hai.
    Zara samjho in fizawo ki chubhan ko,
    Aaj phir tumhe koi yaad kar raha hai.

    “I MISS U”

    • Rashii says:

      Jay dear itni shiddat se kis ko yaad kiya ja rha hain……. hmm

      • Wanted says:

        RAASHIII thanx, last jke me mjhe yaad krne k liye. fir v n jane q mjhe ek movie ka dilog yaad aa rha hai.

        jis rishtey ko anjaam tk pahuchana ho mushkil,
        use khubsurat mod dekr chhod dena achcha..

        RAASHIII,2m saari jindgi meri yaadon meri yaado me rahogi..or mai 2mhe u hi chahta rhunga, tc..

      • Jay says:

        Rashii dear,
        Wo Aati to hai par samay se nahi,
        Wo chahti to hai par mann se nahi,
        Bat to karti hai par Dil se nai,
        Kuch Dost kahtey hai wo pyar nahi karti,
        Karti to hai par HuM SE NaHi.

        Ab to Aap samajh gayi hongi ki itani shiddat se hum kis ko yaad kartey hai ??

    • divya says:

      kise miss kar rahe ho?

      • Jay says:

        Laxmi ji (Divya)..
        Hum to soch rahe thhe ki Laxmi Pooja tak to aapke Darshan jarur ho jaayenge Lekin Aapne to Hume Laxmi Pooja se pahle hi Darshan de diya:)

  5. Jay says:

    Dhiraj, Kab tak khud ko rok payega,
    Bina mere 2m nahi rah payega.
    Main bas junga teri yaado mein iss tarah,
    Ki phir 2m doosro ko yaad karna bhool jayega….tc.

  6. Heartbeat says:

    Hahahaha

  7. faltu says:

    sites ke maharaja ji mein kuz kabul karna chata hu. isliye mera ye sadasha @dhiraj or @jay tak pucha de ye meri bahut badi galti ka parayshit hoga. @dhiraj tum bahut ache ho mene tumara jaise bola or pyara dost nahi dekha mene tume bura bhala kaha tune mera acha socha. ye he tume or mujmey fark hai acha kiya mere cmts dl kar diye mei galat tha jane anjane do pyar karne wale dost ke vich aa gaya. @jay mei pyar ka matlav nai samj saka pyar ka matlav toh dena hota hai lena nahi muje mer kiye k liy shama kare

    • Wanted says:

      ADMIN, ye kon hai, iska naam batao plzz

      • Admin says:

        abe ye nadeem hai be… vo hi jisne jay ki gand mein danda diya hai

      • Raj Bindaas says:

        abe ye faltu ka chakkar kya hai be…..jb se aaya hu aaj pura din ye faltu faltu ka cmt sun rha hu, akhir is faltu ne kiya kya, aur dhiraj kyu itna gussa kr rha hai, koi batayega ?

      • Wanted says:

        RAJ BRO, lagta hai 2mne pichle kuch jokes k cmnts nhi pade. pad le, smjh jayeja :)

      • divya says:

        raj mujhe b nhi pata bas itna pata hai ki faltu faltu hai or kuch nhi pata iss ke baare mai

      • Matrix says:

        Jay ki gand me danda de diya hahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha………. :P baap re baap bahut hasi aai.

      • Raj Bindaas says:

        ha wanted esliye to puch rha tha but koi nhi bataya khair mere ko kya karna h jb koi nai btaya to samjhe jay,dhiraj,n faltu apna kya hai

        @Divya – aaj tumhe meri yaad kaise aa gyi aur kabi fb me v milo ab ye na puchna fb me kis naam se hu bs dhundne wale dhund lete h

        @Matrix – ek tune hi jawab diya wo v incomplete chalo itna to pta chala jay ki gand me fir se danda hua ye admin to jay k piche hath dhokar pad gya h …hehehe ye admin ek no ka kamina h janbhujkar aise sentence use karta hai :P

      • Matrix says:

        haan yaar hehe uske bolne ke style me bahut hasi ati hai. ek baar to me pani pee rha tha uske ek cmt meow wala tha jaise last me mene meow parha pani bahr nikal gaya naak se ek chik ke saath hehehe…. admin jaan bujh ke kre ya bina jaan bujh ke par hasi to ayi yaar. hhehehehe :P

      • Raj Bindaas says:

        hehe ha yar ush tym me v wo cmt padhkar achanak jor se has pada tha itni jor se ki aaju baju wale darr gye the, ye apna admin hai kamal ka chij, bs ekbar iski gand markar amar ho jana chahta hu :P

      • Admin says:

        Gand mar ke amar nahi hoga, loda lele saat janam tak fir kisi aur cheez ki jrurat nahi padegi :p

      • Jay says:

        Louda…..
        wo bhi mera ho:))
        Jaise Admin Lekar Amar ho gaya hai:P

      • Admin says:

        haan kyunki vo itna chota Loauda tha ki ek baba ko dikhaya to vo bola ki ese lode aaj kal nahi milte.. ye mujhe de de Antique piece bana ke rakhunga, badle mein tujhe amar hone ki dawayi dunga.

    • Himanshu The Don says:

      Faltu bahut dinno se tera nam sun raha hu. Aaj maine fb pe teri photo dekhi wah! Kya mast chikna maal lagta ha yaar tu.
      Agar tu muje mil jaye to aisa chodunga jaisa ek time ek jail ke kaidi ne jay ko choda tha.
      MEEAAON MEAAON!! Hahahahah

  8. deleted says:

    Is prakar k tazurbe se to aadmi ko problem hogi ladki ko nahi……

  9. deleted says:

    Raat Chup Chaap Hai Par Chand

    Khamosh Nahi,, ,,

    Kaise Keh Doon K Aaj Phir Hosh Nahi,, ,,

    Aisa Dooba Hun Mein Tumhari Aankhon Mein ~

    Haath Mein Jaam Hai Par Peene Ka Hosh Nahi~~

  10. Dhiraj(in amazing world) says:

    Bonjour les amis
    @ Jay … Avez-vous mis le troublant me .. Maintenant quitter le frère de la dernière des choses, alors je vais me rafraîchir … Je vous pardonne tous vos …. la nuit laisse bon alors…ab nahi samjhaunga kya likha hai thodi mehnat karo samajh jana..tc.

  11. Dhiraj(in amazing world) says:

    @जय अगली बार गलती की तो…समझ लेना ओके

    • panchhy says:

      :o :o ye to kidnapers wali dhamki h :P

      • Matrix says:

        hehe kidnappers ki spelling to tumhe ati nahi dhamki kaise dete hai ye kaise pata :P hehe ab panchii rani chehra laal tamator jaisa krna band karo aur batao facebook me bas ladai hi krti ho ya kabhi hasti bhi ho….. :PPPP

      • Raj Bindaas says:

        Matrix – teri inhi harkato se mera jhat jalta hai, tuje bahut aata h english, tu sudhar ja warna ********

      • panchhy says:

        to tm h sudharlo agr samj ni aya to buddh sir ji aur tm yaha b bkvas krte aur fb me bkvas krte ho kbi achhe se b baat krte ho ?

      • Matrix says:

        raj tu chuthiya hai mere aur pachii ke bich aise hi majak hote hai. ab yahaan apni jhat jala ke badbu mat faila. :p

    • Jay says:

      धीरज मेरी जानेमन, मेरी स्वीटी, अब तो मान जा………..और ‍मुझे माफ कर दो.
      अ‍ब तो गलती क्या ?
      अ‍ब मै तेरे साथ कुछ भी नही करूँगा‌-:)

  12. Jay says:

    O My dear Open your mind,
    Receive my wishes

    Open your heart,
    Recieve my love

    Open your eyes,
    Recieve my smile

    Open u’r mobile,
    and
    rcv my specail wish

    GøøÐ MØRNÍNG.

  13. Jay says:

    Dhiraj, Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane laga,
    Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
    Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
    Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga.
    “I Miss U So Much”

  14. Jay says:

    Rashii dear,
    Good Morning !!!!!!!!
    Ab Aap ka kya hal Hai ?????
    Mera to……
    Kisi ke didar k liye dil tarasta hai,
    kisi k intzar me dil tarapta hai
    kya kahen kambkat dil ko,
    ye apna hokar kisi or k liye dharakta hai:))

    • Rashii says:

      Hi Jay dear ap kaise ho aur ye faltu ap k ooper kyu meharbaan hain hehe
      aapne gd mrng wish kiya hum gd night wish kr rahe hain
      Good Night

      • Jay says:

        Rashii dear,
        Good Morning !!!!!!!!!
        Faltu ko Dhiraj ki khushi dekhi nahi gayi Aur wo kah raha hai ki Jay Mujhe bhi Dhiraj jaisa pyar chahiye.
        Ab Aap hi Bataye ki ek TALWAaR ek sath 2 Myaan me kaise rah sakti hai ??????

  15. navya says:

    nice one

  16. धीरज(जय का दुश्मन ) says:

    bonjour les amis
    …jay ab tu nahi bachega

  17. Anuj says:

    hehehehehe gud

  18. deleted says:

    @Dhiraj Ab translator use karne lga h
    @ jay Ab to Dhiraj aa gya Ab to kush .
    @ admin aaj joke nahi upload kia?
    Navya bhi aa gyi Gud h .

    • Jay says:

      Deleted bro. Dhiraj to Aa gaya lekin wo Aisi-Aisi Warning de raha hai keeeeeee mai Khush na hokar ab Aur bhi jyada Darne laga hun…..buhuhuhuhu

  19. deleted says:

    Two things are difficult:

    1) To plant your idea in someone’s head

    2) To plant someone’s money in your own pocket

    The one who succeed in both is called wife

  20. deleted says:

    Wikipedia:- I know everything

    Google: i have everything

    Facebook:i know everybody

    Internet:without me u r nothing

    Electricity: awaaaz niche

  21. addy says:

    deggi mirch tadka yaaro try mat kar lena is se ang nahi lund hi fadak jayega apka…hehehehehehehe….

  22. addy says:

    arey sab faltu faltu kar rahe hai koi muje batayega ki kya manjara hain?

  23. pankaj says:

    abe is tarah to degi mirch ki shrtage ho jayegi mkt me…shilajit se bhi costly milegi fir degi mirch…

  24. *[धीरज(Pearl)धीरज]* says:

    @jay, jo sentence tumhe samajh mein nahi aaya tha..usme maine tumhe aur faltu ko maaf kar chuka hoon..aisee baat likh chuka hoon…
    @aur koi mujhse baat na kare…jab faltu ne mujhe ghatiya baatein ki to kisi ne uski baatoon par objection nahi kiya…yeh hai reason…yanha tak jay ne bhi..
    @deleted, …….Pearl ab nahi rahi iss duniya mein…uske naam se ab koi cmnt nahi aaega..
    sorry!!!………..extremly extremly sorry!! frm my deep soul…
    @faltu. my .last cmt 4 u…god bless u..and be happy 4ever!!!

  25. radha says:

    hi, i m new here

  26. Rashii says:

    Wanted ji hum smjhe nhi apki bat ka mtlb?
    Hey dosto aj se hum study se free ho gaye, aj humara b.ed completed, ab koi tensn nhi , aj hum bahut khush hain

  27. Wanted says:

    ADMIN,
    Tu shers.in k cmnt timly approve kiya kr, warna mai
    kisi din

    kisi din

    kisi din

    apna mob patak dunga :(

  28. Raj Bindaas says:

    admin tu mujhse bat kyu nhi karta kuch galti hua kya :’(

    • Admin says:

      mene kab bat karne se mana kiya be :(

      tu hi apne comment mein mera naam nahi leta. isliye mujhe laga ki tu bat nahi karna chahta hoga

    • Jay says:

      Raj bro. aur 2m mujhse kyu nahi baat karta hai ?????????

      • Raj Bindaas says:

        Jay bro me tujhe admin ko hamesha yaad karta hu aur me apne dosto ko kabhi nhi bhulta puchlena bakiyo se me facebook me hamesha teri charcha karta hu, bs aaj kal waqt nhi mil rha h proper nvg me time dena ka

      • Jay says:

        hmmmmmm……. Raj bro. Tum fb me apne friends se meri kya charcha karta hai ?????
        kahi tu bhi fb me meri tarah Meaywoo-Meaywoo to nahi karta hai:(:(
        aur…
        Bro. tumne mujhe jab fb me dekha to request kyu nahi bheja ?????
        Mai to tumko fb me nahi dundh pata hun Q k Raj Name se bahut log hote hai.
        Yar tumko to mera name aur photo dono maloom hai esliye tum to mujhe search kar saktey ho.

  29. Rashii says:

    Admin ji humare free hone se ap sad kyu ho gaye?

  30. Rashii says:

    Aaye haaye apko kb se shrm aane lgi admin ji hehe

  31. addy says:

    admin tu jaldi se kapde pehn leh warna kuch parivaar niyozen wale udar hi fir rahe hoge wo teri nasbandi ke sath2 tera connection v kaat k ley jayge hehehehehehe…. justkidding….hehehehehehe….

    • Matrix says:

      lagta hai tere saath aisa hua hai. tabhi to tu parivar niyojan walo se hi bachne ki salah de rha hai. hehe :P chal koi baat nhi mera l#nd udhar le lena. haha :p

  32. addy says:

    matrix muje lagta tere sath jarur hua hoga tabii tu mere cmts usala chal apni gand aage laa mei chodta hu… hehehehe..

    • Matrix says:

      abe gandu ye kya likha hai “mere cmts usala”! waise me samajhta hu ki cmt likhte waqt mera lauda tere muh me tha pr yaar ab to tujhe iski adat ho jani chayiye na pichle 6 saal se apna l#nd tujhe chusva rha hu. hehe :P

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