Ek Jamana Tha Jab
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Baap Apne Bete Ko Apne Gujre Hue Bachpan Ki Baatein Bata Raha Tha
Baap: “Ek Jamana Tha Jab Main 10 Rupaye Mein Doodh Pi Ke Aata Tha”
Beta: “Wo Jamane Gaye Papa, Aajkal To 10 Rupaye Mein Koi Dikhati Bhi Nahi“
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बाप अपने बेटे को अपने गुजरे हुए बचपन की बातें बता रहा था।
बाप: "एक जमाना था जब मैं 10 रुपये में दूध पी के आता था"
बेटा: "वो ज़माने गए पापा, आजकल तो 10 रुपये में कोई दिखाती भी नहीं"
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Sahi kah rahe ho
hmmmm…
hmmm hehehehehehehe,
it’s real
4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola.
1 bhi customer nai aaya ..
Kyun..?
petrol pump was on 1st floor..
.
Chalo ek aur
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.1 bhi customer nahi..
Kyu..?
petrol pump ka board nai hataya..
.
Chalo ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.1 bhi sawari nahi.
Kyu..?
2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
Chalo ek aur
Taxi kharab ho gayi. Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.but taxi wahi ki wahi.
Kyu..?
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..
.
Chalo ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe kokidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa.warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de b diye.
Kyu..?
.
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bache ka bap bhi srdar tha…!
hehehehehehe gud joke*
ha ha ha ha ha ha….
uska baap admin tha….hehehe
aur jinhone kaam kiya tha ye vo sardaro mein se ek tu tha
mein sardar nahi hun tune to meri photo bhi dekhi h….mein to JAAT hun…
Mera konsa jooda hai hehehe
:-0 :-)
hmmmmm
hmm hehehehehehhe
Prince tumhare sujhav se mera kaam ho gaya ab uc per coment awaiting main nahi aa rahe
chalo achhha hai….koi dikkat ho yaha post karna…admin hai, main hoo…hmmm
Tanha Samajh Rahe Hain Log Mujhe…
Mere Dil Me
Duniya Basi Hai Kisi K Khayaal Ki..!
Tanhaiya toh khayalon ki mahbooba hoti h shayad…
Tanhayi khayalo ki mehbubu na khyalo ki Ma hoti ha yakinan
ha ha ha ha ha :D
Oye tu apne Danto ka set Ghar pe bhool k aa gayi hai kya ?
Muh me ek bhi Dant dikhai nahi de rahe hai :P
hahahahahahahahehehehehehehe….Seth laayo sethaani…hahahaha…ghunghat uthayo toh teeth hi koni…hohohoho…hehehe
Na,bhuli nahi,,1 pagal uncle ji chori kar k le gaye,unka name jay yadav hai..apne dekha unhe??
hmmmm
3 Parts Of Love…
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1-dhokhe se pyar kro pr pyar krke dhokha na kro..
2-soch kr pyar kro pr pyar krke na socho..
3-dil tod kr pyar kro pr pyar krke dil na todo..
nice lines nilesh ji…
mera rank 11000 h or 15000 seat h to second list sayad nam aye agr yha nai ho to simple eng krungi
thanx navya jee aapne jo hume yaad kiya..!
Nd jaha tak aapke admisn ki baat hai to accordng to your rank 2nd counslng me bhi aapko achhe clg me admsn nahi milegi..! :-(
Ek kaam karo aap kisi private clg ki talash karo jo aapki 2 result pe admisn de nd a/c 2 ur 2results u deservs schlorshp..! 20%
Nd nxt yr. ki plng kar rahe ho then all d vry bst..! :-)
hmmmmmm
@alok ji…m fine,hw r u?
…but ap to kh rhi thi ki 15000 seats hai aur apki rank iske under hai. To… Fir kaise admstn nhi ho payega..
Humko ummid hai ki apka ho jana chahiye.. Fir b i shall pryr to god ki apka admstn cusat me ho hi jaye…okkk
ha nileshji select 15000 stdnt me hmra nam h but 1cunclng me hm slct nai hue hme nai lgta kuch hoga may b chances bahot km h jane dijye or btaye ap kese h.nileshji ap dipakji n nitesh bahot chamak re h aplog site pe
Good Morning…NAVYA JI…
gm dipakji hws u
hv a nic day dipakji aj mrng me hm jldi uth gye
oh
Arz kita hai..
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Ohdi galli vich gya main ‘FAKEER’ bnke,
Ode ghar age khlo gya ‘JOGI PEER’ bnke,
Oh khair paun lgi te main baah far lyi,
keha chl mere nal meri ‘TAKDEER’ bnke,
Oh kendi mainu dar lgda badnami ton,
Plz meri baah chdd de mera sohna ‘VEER’ bnke.. .
Log kahete hai
200rs . Ka Royal Paint karwane se
Ghar rangin dikhta hai . .
Baba Darumal kaheta hai k . .
2000rs. ka Royal Stag pine se puri dunia
Rangin dikgti hai. .
Yeh Baba Darumal
Sexidas Baba k bade bhai hai
…GOOD EVENING thodi DER Baad MILTA hoon!!..
gud 1 joke…!
Do read it !!! It’s a good one….it follows!!!!
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until
recently no-body had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of
different sexual activities.
Now, after original and proprietary research, they are proud to present the
results:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent…….. …. 12 Calories
Without her consent…….. 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands………. .. 8 Calories
With one hand……….. … 12 Calories
With your teeth………. …85 Calories=D
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection……. …. 6 Calories
Without an erection……. 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.. 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary….. ……….. 52 Calories
69 lying down……….. …78 Calories
69 standing up……….. 112 Calories=D
Wheel-barrow…. ………. 216 Calories
Her on top………… …. 524 Calories
Doggy Style………. ….. 726 Calories
Donkey punch………. …. 912 Calories;)
ORGASMIC:
Real……….. …….112 Calories
False………. …… 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging…….. 18 Calories
Getting up immediately…. …36Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately…. …………816 Calories=))
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are
20-29 years old…….. 36 Calories
30-39 years………. .. 80 Calories
40-49 years………. …1124 Calories
50-59 years………. . 1972 Calories
60-69 years………. . 2916 Calories
70 and over….Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly……… … 32 Calories
In a hurry…….. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door… …………… 1218 Calories
With your spouse knocking at the door……….. …… 5521 Calories.
Amd if she told ki pahle vo ladka thi usne ling parivartan karvaya hai to 9999999 calories hehehehe
kanha se yeh info. mil gayi…to admin mujhe bra utarni padegi 86 calori burn krne k liye ya …kisi ki uwear 1000 calorie burn ho jaegi…bich sadk pe jo ladki pasand aa jae..uska kaam tammam kr do…i m sure 10000 calorie burn ho hi jana hai…admin tum bhi try kr lena haha!!..
mujhe yaad hai ek din mujhe ek male ka phone aya night 11 usne mujhe sirf kucch sex se related baate kr di…mein to stabdh rah gya..mein subah tak so nhi paya matlab mera blood circulation high ho gya aur bhookh baar baar lagne lgi…uss din 1000 calorie kharch hui hongi..!!..
“IDEAL WIFE”
JANU, aaj tumhari girlfrnd nite stay karne aa rahi hai na?
Maine dinner taiyaar kar k fridge me rakh diya h.
Wine ki bottle aur snacks dining-table par h.
Condoms syd table ki drawer me h.
Nahane k liye new soap towel bhi nikaal diye hain.
Main bacchon ko le k kal shaam tak k liye Mummy k waha jaa rahi hun,
Program me extension ho to inform kar dena mai wahin ruki rahungi.
Koi fikr na karna,
Khoob maze lena..
-A MARRIED MAN’S DREAM ! :P
COLLEGE ME LADKIYON KE KITANE NAAM HOTE HAI ?
ANS: FIVE
1 MERI WALI
2 TERI WALI
3 TERI BHABHI
4 MERI BHABHI
OR NA PATE TO
5 KAMINI SALI
Hahahaha
Jisne hak diya mujhe muskurane kaa…
Use shaukh hai abb mujhe rulane kaa…
jo lahreoo se chhen ke laaya tha kinaro pe…
Intezaar hai use.. Abb bas mere dub jane ka..! :-(
nitesh ….gud cmts…..i copied them …..:)
Oh..! thanx jee.!
yaar nitesh mujhe lagta hai..tum VATSAYAyaN Jinhone kaamsutra ki rachn ki thi..tum uske kalyug k avtaar ho!!..tumhri baate sex k ird gird jada ghumti hain…!! :)
admin bro cmnt to time ke acording sub ulta sidha hai..
Aisa kyo…???
*gd n9t frndz*
sweat dreamz*
@Deepak,..i m 5y9..late reply k liye khed hai…tum mujhe yaad na bhi kro par yaad to tum mujhe dilo dimag se krte hi ho…mujhe koi shk nhi ki jay mujhe care ya pyaar nhi krta but uska pyaar aur jada majboot bane..mein usko thoda pareshaan..thodi doori rakhta hoon…mujhe bilkul pasand nhi ki pyaar k mamle mein dimag ko bich mein laya jae….life mein love krna life ki kimat vasulne jaisa hai….isliye mujhme bhi pyaar k boond jama ho jae..to kaafi accha rahega!!..Dear n lovely tum to awesomme n amazing ho!! :)..
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@Prince,..tum mujhe baby bolte ho..aur mein tumhe sirf prince bolu mujhe accha nhi lagta..mein tumhe…my prince bola krunga ab se!! tum bahut caring guy ho!!
GOD bless me ki mein aap logo ko humesha yaad rakhu aur ek pyaara dost banu!!..mera dil jaisa bhi hai par mera hai :)..jisme pyaare dost bhi baste hain :)
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Hello, Dear…GOOD MORNING…
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Tnx Dear, muje yaad krne k liye…n…ap ne sahi kaha Pyar ka mtlb lye ki keemat vasulna hota h…
Grt comnt dear…
:)..Deepak!!
………………….G((*))((*))D //\\//\\((*))R||\||!||\||G…………………….!!
FRIEN||\|||))SS!!
…lakho aankhon ne mujhe pasand kia…
…lekin yeh aankhein to laakhon mein dhundha krti hai use..
…mein uske layak to nhi…lekin yakeen hain itna ..
…usko ek din paa kr rahunga…uska milan hi mera sach hai..
…usse doori hi meri satya ki pariksha hai..
…uska sada k liye ho jana hi meri..mukti ka dwaar hai!!
…….*one world my world *one love my love*…………
EK jamana tha..jab ladka ladki ki tarf se gujrta tha..to sir neeche kar k jaata tha..aur ladki bhi..
ab jamana hai..dono sir neeche kr k jaate hain..par unka nishana …jameen par nhi jameen se Dhai foot upar aur sir se 3/4 foot neeche rahta hai!!…najre milana najre churana knhi pe niganhe kanhi pe nishana :)
if god has made religion..so their should be only 1 why more than 5 hmm??
love is not reqiured ..for giving birth to babies!!
y v worship god??…coz of their power n virtue..if we worship him/her for this..then y we follow wrong act??
y is it easy to hate somebody??
u hve no choice ..when it comes to birth…coz u r born that way!!
**GOOD MRNG FRNDZ**
hw r u all frndz…??
Gud morning…Nilesh bro,
hw nyc dy..
TC..
piyush ji jabp ki gud mrng hoti h to meri mid night hoti h …….hehehe…..meri gud mrng to 7 bje hoti h……
kuch dosto ki to 8:30 par 9 bje ka to office hota h …
how they gey ready and have breakfast….its suspense….
Speed is Calculated as ‘Miles Per Hour’.
&
LIFE is Calculated as SMILES Per Hour.
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So Increase ur SMILE & Get Extra Mileage in LIFE.
GOOD MORNING FRIENDS*
HAVE NICE DAY..
TC..
Dosto admin bro kisi na kisi par to joke banate hi rahte hai..
Aj admin par joke hum publish kr rhe hai..
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Girl: Bunty MADARCHOD..!
Babaji: Aisa nhi bolte beti, aisa kyu bol rhe ho..?
Girl: Usne meri chummi li..
Babaji kissed & askd: Aise..?
Grl: Ji.
Babaji: Ispe maadarchod nhi
kehte.
Grl: Usne bra uttar k mere bobs
chuse..
Baba suckd boobs & askd: Aise..?
Grl: Ji.
Baba: Ye b badi wajah nhi hai.
Grl: Usne mujhe choda bhi..!
Babaji fuckd the grl & askd: Aise..?
Grl: Haan.
Baba: Ye bhi koi badi wajah nhi.
Grl: Sex k baad usne mujhe bataya ki use AIDS hai..!
Babaji: Bunty MADARCHOD…!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha…grt joke…bro,,,
Baba ji ki toh lag gayi..hehehe..
gud mrng users (friends)
admin jooda katne se sardar mona ne hota rahta sardar hi h…..beta to hto sardar na…..aur rahega bhi sardar…..clean shave hone se koi dharam nahi badalta……
adminji ap kl evng tim wale cmnt back kyu nai kr re h forward h mera cmnt acordng to tim rhkhye na wo 7th cmnt h to mere baad kitne log cmnt kie bt wo frwd hi show ho ra h asa kyu h
niche next and previous ka button hai comments ke.. us se honge
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MorningGgGgGgGg
friendzzz :D
Not bad.