Ek Khas Lori Ladko Ke Liye
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nic joke
but…uper se
ryt Navya, upar se jyada achha lgta hai..
alok bhai hm apse naraz nai or kyu naraz honge hm ldke n locha both r same for me
boys se itni hate q. Any solid reason.
no tta single girl came in my dream since 1884!!
Good
Hello everybody kya ho raha hai or kaise hain sabhi
Lalit bhai kya aap hme kisi ki utarne v nhi denge. Ab to varsha ne v kah diya hai k kisi ko utarwane me maza aata hoga tabhi to ALOK sbki utarne me lga hai.
Hamesha Bra panty mt smza kro yaar.
@varsha mera sb kuchh tezz hi chalta hai.
Imagine life without girls.
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.All theaters silent
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The police at rest
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Mobile companies in loss
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Gift shops in loss
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&All Boys..?
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“UNIVERSITY TOPPERS!”
Tens naam ki bimari ldki ne paida ki hai.
but sides effects bhi hain aur boys naa hone se kya???
:o ajeeb lori :O :(
Ye To tumhara hi banaya hua Lori hai na :ho
Usne Rat K Andhere Me Meri Hatheli Pe Apni Ungli Se
likha tha Mujhe Pyar H Tumse.
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Jane Kesi Syahi Thi…..
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Woh lafz Mit te B Nhi aur Dikhte B nhi….
r u sure hathli par hi likha tha.
Nice lines bro
Bahut khub deepu
..Ynha k users naa sun skte hain..naa baate kr sakte hain..but cmnt to dekh sakte hain…
isliye Deepak…GOOD ATFERNOING!!
and respect girls nd naugty boysssssss!!
Dosto me aap sbko wo true story btane ja rha . Story nhi jaal hai. muze fansa dia hai varsha uski saheli {shalu : jiska pati 3 din pahle mra hai} nd nina ne.
Admin bro. Roz yahi lori sun kr…..chaddiya bardaad krte h…. ;) ;)
haaw do u know haha!!
hehehe…muje toh us dukandar ne bataya…jis se admin bro, roz chaddiya khareedte h…
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Deepak yaar admin kharidta kaha hai apne kapil bhai ki factory se utha lata hai aur kapil bhai ka business target pura nahi hota isliye wo idhar nahi aa pata
hey singer mr Deepak…GOOD AFTERNOON nhi kh sakte..goodafternoon ka charge lete ho kya???
barsaat mein lagta hai tum bheeg kr badal chuke ho hahaha!! so funny!!
Gud Eve. Dear….
shaam ko miltein hai….be just like me!! who hate the way i love!!
a alok comment jaldi publish karne ka kya tareeka hai.
Dear koi khas tarika nhi hai. Admin moody hai kisi ki baat nhi maanta . Bt tum tens mt lo kuchh din baad sb ok ho jayega bs id ya personal info share mt karna.
Nd kesi ho yaar. kuchh btao apne bare me
thanx for helthy advice.
Aur bato kahn ho, shalu is much intrsted in you.
…who is shalu …aap to jamte honge.
yaar yahi to problem hai me use bilkul nhi jaanta. Bt ek baat pakki hai wo purani user hai nd new name se mere pichhe pad gai hai.
Zindagi ki asal khoobsorti yeh nahi ke aap kitne khush hain,
Balke
Zindagi ki asal khoobsorti to yeh hai ke dusre aap se kitne khush hain.
..baat sahi hai..lekin..agr usse gandagi krne se khushi milti hai to..usko khush krne k liye hum usko waisa krne de woh to sahi nhi hai!!!
Santa ki bv bacche ki potty test krwane gayi.
Dr.-Ye potty nhi Halwa h!
Biwi: 1 phone kr lu?
Dr.- Kyo?
Biwi-Unko batana h k potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai
dil di kitab ch gulab ohda si,,
raata nu neend ch khwab ohda si,,
kina payar kardi e jadon mai pucheya ,,,
mar jawangi tere bina eh jwab ohda si ♥
uski raato ki neend udi..
uske din ka chain gya..
usne maze se phone switch off kr diya.(girl)
uska aashique din bhr use call krta raha..
woh dusre aashiq mein busy rahi..
agle din mili..khi mummy ne phone krne se mana kia
:)
dikhne mein hai woh badi khaas
log khte hain..maal to bhaiya hai badi jhkhaas
dekhti thi sabko..kaamuk nigahon se..
dil k gitar bajati thi..katilana niganho se..
bhaw to uske aasmaan chhu rahe the..
sabhi dilo ki khwaahish thi woh..
chalti thi jab kamar matka k..log khte the..
marjawaan aise chaal pe..najre na hatti.
uski baatein nhi..mano koi koyal kook rahi hai..
ek muskuraht pe uski..dil baag baag ho jata..
uski sangmarmar si jawaani..mein tajmahal bhi feeka lagta..
janha se bhi gujrti woh..uski khusbu mein saanse mahek jaati.
uske bheege badan..aise dikhte maano subah k oas se gulab bhiga ho..
har din uske deedar krne ka intjaar rhta sabko..
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lekin knhi niklne se pehle
mere yanha aati..aur khti *GOOD MORNING* Dhiraj :)
mein barbaad chadddiya..10 dollar mein khridunga
aur nayi chaddiya…sirf 1 dollar mein!!
hahahahaha!!!
by the way barbaad chaddiya bechte hain shopkeepar…saaari khrid loonga.. :)
All users must read this story :
Dosto parso raat ki baat hai. Me apne ghar pe net pe busy tha . Time tha lgbhag 1 am. Mere mobile pe ek ldki ki call aayi.
Ldki<hello Alok ghar ke bahar aa jao.
Alok<aata hun bt aap kon ho.
Ldki<me Nina hun.
{Alok ghar k bahar chala gya aakhir ldki ne bulaya tha.}
Alok < tum itni raat ko.
Nina<kya me itni raat ko nhi aa skti .
Alok<wo to theek hai par tumhe mera mobile no. kisne dia.
Nina<wo sb chhodo. Mere sath shalu k ghar chalo.
Alok<ye shalu kon hai
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Nina<varsha ki saheli.
Alok<par q
Nina <are yaar uska pati mar gya hai. Uska dukh baantna hai.
Alok<ok chalo.
{Nina nd Alok pahunch jate hain.}
Nina<dekho shalu kon aaya hai tumse milne.
Shalu< kon hai ye.
Nina<ye Alok hai. Bahut hi shareef bnda hai. Hr ldki ko gale lgana chahta hai. Ye mera dost hai aur aaj se tumhara v .
Shalu <ye to tumne achha kia. Bt Varsha q nhi aayi abhi tk.
Nina <tu uski fikr mt kr . Pahle tu jldi se apna dukh km kr le.
{Shalu Alok k gale lg jati hai aur kafi der tk chipki rahti hai}
Shalu<ab better lg rha hai. mera mera pati mar gya hai mar jane do saale ko.
Nina<mene kaha tha na bahut kamaal ka bnda hai.
Shalu<Alok kya me tumhe ek kiss kr skti hun.
Alok<no no
Nina <kr lene de yaar wo apna dukh km kr rhi hai.
Alok<ok kr lo bt me v ek kiss krunga.
Shalu<bs ek ?
Nina< abe iska ek kiss v 100 k barabar hota hai.
Shalu< ok.
Alok<dekho shalu ldkiyon ka dukh me aese hi door krta hun.
Shalu<jo krna hai kr lo.
{Shalu aake Alok ko kiss krti hai.}
Alok<ab muze lips kiss do.
Shalu<wo to mene apne pati ko v nhi dia.
Nina<tabhi to wo mar gya.kiss de de drama mt kr.
Shalu<Alok tumhe jo lena hai. Le lo.
{Alok shalu k hotho pe kiss krne lgta hai. Tabhi Varsha Navya ke sath aa jati hai.}
Navya<Alokkkkkkkkk u cheater.
{Alok Shalu ko chhod deta hai}
Varsha <mene kaha tha na Alok cheater hai.
Alok<Navya meri baat. . . . suno. . . . . .
Navya<no. I. . . . . hateeeee. . . . . . uuuuu. . . . .
{aur navya sadme se behosh ho jath hai. Nd uske baad uska sachcha premi Alok v behosh ho jata hai.}
to dosto ye hai wo kahani jiske baad se Navya mind disorder se pareshan hai. Jis se kbhi muze bf kahti hai kbhi bro.
oh! I c,
kahte hai mental disorder ko thik karne ke lye whi ghtna duara repet karni chiye,
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………kya use thik bhi karna chte ho ya bhai ke roll me mza aa rha hai.
yaar bda hi ajeeb chakkar ho gya hai. Shalu mere pichhe padi hai aur me Navya k pichhe.
Lagta hai koi hindi film chal rhi hai.
alokji mently disturb to muje ap lg re h coz apko kya mene abi tk kisi ldke ko apna bf nai kaha apne skul lyf me b or na ane wale 4sal means engnring tim me kahungi coz me ye sb faltu lafde nai palna chahti 4sal bad wo b tim pas kre or hm b thts final
hehehe…Navya ji, ye jst 1 story h…
or ye saare nam kaalpnik h..iska kisi jeevit vykti se koi sambandh nh h..
So enjoy kijiye…Alok bro, ne bht mahnat ki h ye story banane me…
abi to hmra carir start hua h ye lyf ka golden tim hota h or hm ldke luv or locha never hmra dimag thik kuch ban gye to sahi nai to….
right,kuch ban jao,
….till then alok is waiting……with any girl.
Alok ji aap bahut mast chodte h ….plz fuck me again na……..navya and nina k pichee padd k kuch nahi milega….
right dear.
shalu me sirf navya k pichhe pda hun. Bt wo muze samaz nhi rhi
are alok, navya abhi kuch banna chati hai,leave her.
…shalu bahut kuch bani hui hai, accept her.
Alok bhai shalu se bach kar rehna kyoki wo ek wishkanya hai, ab bacho ge b kya ab to tum kiss kar b chuke , ye jo uska pati mara hai ye uska pehla pati nahi tha isse pehle cobra naam ka user uska pati tha yo isi site ka user tha chaho to kisi b aur purane user se puch sakte ho, aur maine to yaha tak suna hai ki usne newspaper walo se contract kar rakha hai ki yahi news aap logo ko jaldi jaldi chapne ka mauka deti rahungi beta ab bachke rehna
ye kya bakwaas hai ????
bakwas nh…dard bhari kahani h…1 sarif insan ki…
haan bakbas to hai mgr aap bkbas hi likh k dikha do. Maan jayenge apko v kuchh aata hai.
hmm Bakwas kisi ke liye utna hi kiya kar jitna acha lage .
Aur khas kar apne sade hue Kahini me Varsha ka naam na dala kar to acha rahega .
anuj…chhodo gupta ji ko..jokes enjoy kro :)
noo
anuj sahab mere rply ka wait kro. Apko rply jarur milega.
cool down yaar,
avoid it.
a alok! Shalu ka comment padha,
….hume nahi pta tha aap aise shouk bhi rkgte hai.
yaar Nina abhi tum meri nai nai dost bni ho. Abhi mere bare me jyada kahan janti ho.
Kisi aur ki bahon mein rehkar woh humse wafa ki baat karte h
yeh kaisi chahat h yaaro
woh bewafa hain yeh jaankar bhi hum unhi se mohabbat karte h
not chahat, this is mently disorder…navya type.
aisee mohabbaat ki daad deni hogi..great lover!!..Del!!
koi nai ji…hota h…kabhi-2 esa v hota h….
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Vo kahte h na….
‘Bewafa smaja jata h sanam…kaha nahi jata’
Alok laga rah or ye shalu kaun hai
beta chhota tha..to mummy gati thi..
lalla lalla lori..dhoodh ki katori..
dhoodh mein batasha..santa kre tamasha
ab baccha girlfriendwala ho gya hai…
mammma mamma mori.. time nhi hai sorry
mall mein hain jana..bus bhi kro satana!!
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vry nyc…
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Gud nyt dear,
swt drmz..
Tc..
:) G*((*))*((*))*||)) ||\||*Y*TTTT**** :)
Deepak!!
may god bless u with cute dreams sunday!!
may god bless u with lucky dreams monday!!
may god bless u with sweet dreams tuesday!!
may god bless u with lovely dreams wednesday!!
may god bless u with beautiful dreams thursday!!
may god bless u with delightful dreams friday!!
may god bless u with amazing dreams saturday!!
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:) tc!!
Goodnight friends
how many types of rapes??
1.eye rape..aankho se kia gya ho!!
2.talk rape..baato se kia gya ho!!
3.imagine rape..imagine krke kia gya ho..
4.touch rape..choo kr kia gya ho..
5.clever rape..chalaki se kia gya ho..
6.creative or allowed rape..jisme dono shamil hote hain.
7.full rape…jisme kaami kaam tamam kr deta hai..
@anuj,..haha!!..i can understand..tumhe acchi ladkia kitni pasand hain…u dont know acchhi aur pyaari ladkia bhi..acche aur pyaare ladko ko kitna pasand krti hai..just just like me :)
tc Dear!!…tumhe pata nhi ki mera dil bhi ek ladke k liye dhadkta hai sochta hai..bus ussi k sapne dekhta hai..ussi se mujhe satisfaction peace happiness milti hai…jisse mein har raat chain se so pata hoon…uski chaht hr janm mein hogi mujhe…aaj uss khass ki chaht se mein saanse leta hoon..bhagwaan bhi jaanta hai ki mein usse kitna chahta hoon…duniya se pyaar chhip sakta hai bhagwaan se nhi..so i love him deep deep deep frm my heart…mein kbhi kbhi socht hoon…kbhi mein iss duniya ko alvida naa khoon..kyunki..usse door hona mere liye namumkin hai….badi dukh ki baat hai iss duniya mein..itne chhote jeevan mein log..nafrat,jalan,bhedbhaw,matalb..etc etc cheezo mein barbaad kr dete hain…hum jisse bhi pyaar kre..ya jo bhi humse pyaar kre dono ki jimmedari hai ki woh sacche dil se pyaar kre…agar ek dusre mein kmi dikhe to usse pyaar se pura kre..lad jhagadne se koi fayda nhi…jo aajkal har jagah dikhta hai…u r human first baaki sab baad mein!!…so dear good night sweet dreams n tc!!..hope ki mein khud ki likhi hui baato pr bhi amal acche tarike se krun…apne deepak ji se mein to kaafi impress hoon..woh kitne badhiya insaan hain..so lovely…unki baatein i just love them..woh bhagwaan ki khubsurat dein hain…mein ishwar ka dhanyawaad deta hoon ki..unhone mujhe itne kimti dost se milwaya aur hr janm mein milwae..mera dil unhe bhi pyaar krta hai…bus i love u nhi khta :) …. pyaar nhi krna gunaah hai..pyaar krna nhi..so i just love lovely boys…!! i dont like flirting..i just like loving thats itt!!
:) good night..!! sapne dekh rahe ho :) sweet dreams!!
gd mrng
dhiraj bro, apki shadi ho gyi hai kya…??
A se
acchhi morning,.
B se
beautiful morning,.
C se
charming morning,.
D se
dreamy morning,.
E se
equally morning,.
F se
fairy morning,.
G se
..??.ab ye bhi hum bataye kya?…
Arre yaar .:&.Good Morning . |D. Hye .|D.
So simple na .: &.
Jai Shri Krishna . :S. tc .B).
alok ji …..mein intezar karti rahi saturday nite par aap kuch wild karenge…. but aap aaye hi nahi …..i told u ….navya and nina se kuch nahi milega….they r mumbai girls very fast……mujhe milo….mein tumhe wo sab dungi jo tum chahte ho…….jaise bachelor bhaiya ne kaha h …..conra mera hi pati tha…….ab aapka no. h …..darlong plz fuck me one more time…plz….come on sexy…..aaahhhh..
alok to abhi navya me busy hai, deepak ji free hai unhe hi bula le….
yaar Nina , Deepak ko kahan fansa rhi ho . Wo ek shareef banda hai.
ha ha ha!
Joke of day.
Darling abhi busy hun.
Free hone par baat krta hun aapse. So plz wait . . . . . . .
gud mrng friends and users…..have a nice sunday…..
gd mrng del ji
and dear all frndz…
Hv a nice day and enjoy this..
Gud mrng…@ Del bro, @ piyush bro,
hv lovely dy…
TC..
gud mrng to u too….
alok ! Anuj se koi tensn hai kya.
Uske comdnt se lga.
uski tens mt lo yaar. Use me nipta dunga. Uska order nd speech sunne to aaya hun me site pe. Site par aana hai to uska order maanna padega.
gm frnds
gud mrng navya
hw r u??
Admistion huaa…??
nileshji ha hm jnu me admsn le lie suniyena nileshji ye jack kon h or ye honey kon h
navya
jack = jay
honey = navya = you…..
gm honey….
* GOOD MORNING *
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“Our HOPES Should be like________________
Hair & Nails,
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No matter how many times they get cut
but_________________they never stop Growing…
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$ HAVE A NICE DAY $
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TC…
Gud mrng frnds…
Hv lovly dy…
T C…
g m 2 all frnds.
Hi Shalu, kya krun yaar bahut busy chal rha hun. So kisi ko rply nhi de paya. Bt aaj sbko rply milega jarur.
Till then plz wait
hi alok ji ….aaj free ho very good …..to aaj ka program pakka……
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100% pakka. Aa jao kahan aa rhi ho. I am waiting. . . .
Good morning friends
Shalu tum kis shahar se ho
i m from the city of ustad chodumal kha sahb….
naam bdlne se charactr nahi bdlta,humne aap ko pahchan liya hai.
…if i want, i publish you, but i m not….admin.
Nice