Ek Kissa Divorce Ka Aisa Bhi

Views: 25,286 - Posted on 01 Oct 2011

Court Mein Pati Aur Patni Ke Divorce Ki Bahas Chal Rahi Thhi.

Bahas Ka Mudda Ye Thha Ki, Bachha Kiske Pass Rahega?

Wife Jumped Up And Said: “Your Honour! I Brought The Child Into This World With Pain & Labour So It Should Be In My Custody.”

The Judge Turns To Husband And Says: “What Do You Have To Say In Your Defence?”

The Husband Sat For A While Contemplating Then Slowly Rose.

“Your Honour. If I Put A Dollar In A Vending Machine And A Pepsi Comes Out, Whose Pepsi Is It? The Machine’s Or Mine?”

Yeh Sunke Wife Replied: “Judge Sahab Bartan Mera Doodh Bhi Mera Aur Usme Dahi Jamane Ke Liye 2 Boond Daalne Se Dahi Bana To Fir Wo Dahi Kiska? Mera Ya Do Boond Daalne Wale Ka”

Husband Replied: “Typewriter Mein Kagaz Maine Dala, Keys Daba-Daba Kar Mehnat Maine Ki, Fir Chithi Kiski? Typewriter Ki Ya Meri?”

Frustrated Judge (Getting Mad): “Abay Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath Se Hi Likh Leta, Toh Yahaan Par Custody Ki Naubat Hi Na Aati.“

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42 Responses to "Ek Kissa Divorce Ka Aisa Bhi"

  1. Anuj says:
    October 1, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    bahat din baad must joke sunne ko mila…. wah admin kamal ka joke tha

    Reply
  2. raushan says:
    October 1, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    nice

    Reply
  3. pankaj says:
    October 1, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    hahahahahahahaha sahi bola wo…..

    Reply
  4. pankaj says:
    October 1, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    A Gunman Stops a car n asks Man 2 Masturbate.
    Scared Driver obeys.
    Dis continues 6 times Till driver has no energy Left.
    GM says:Now give Lift 2 my DaughTer ;->

    Reply
  5. Jay says:
    October 1, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    hehehehe……..Ye joke padkar Mutthmar ki yaad aa gayi. Abe MM Sing tu kaha hai ???????

    Reply
  6. Dhiraj says:
    October 1, 2011 at 6:48 pm

    abe langur pankaj woh driver gay tha..kyonki main use janta hoon..hahaha

    Reply
  7. Jaiswal says:
    October 1, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    hehehehehehe good joke

    Reply
  8. heartthrob says:
    October 1, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    chutiya hoon main iska yakeen aaj 101% ho gaya hai
    mujhe laga baba ji aapne site band kar di par ab pata laga sirf mere liye band kar diya yaani ip se page uninstall hmm koi baat nahi jaroor koi wajah hogi iski
    bus wajah bata dijiye maa kasam fir kabhi na nvj na w2h par aane ki koshish karunga or aaya toh apne baap ki aulaad nahi.
    GIVE ME THE REASON PLS IT’S MINE LAST REQUEST
    imran

    Reply
  9. dinesh says:
    October 1, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    new joke…………..nice1

    Reply
  10. kinshuk says:
    October 1, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    last line samajh nhi aayi, pankaj ji ko bulaiyye

    Reply
  11. kapil the cute boy says:
    October 1, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    lekin finally case kaun jita ye pata nhi chala…

    @hi frnds kese ho miss u all…..rashi,punchi,raj,anuj,jai,pankaj,matrix,dheeraj,sameer,admin,wanted,navya.etc….

    Reply
  12. CrAsH says:
    October 1, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    Hehehe

    Reply
  13. Asif says:
    October 1, 2011 at 10:23 pm

    Hmmm…..Joke kuch khas nhi laga. Jab ghar me typewriter ho to, koi hath se chithi ku likhega bhala.. ?

    Reply
  14. CrAsH says:
    October 1, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    Admin waise face se tu multimillionare businessmen lagta sach mai seriously

    Reply
    • Admin says:
      October 1, 2011 at 10:30 pm

      Thanks par esa nahi hai bhai, mere face pe tumhe ek khushi dikhegi jo udas hone pe b rahti hai
      Ye mere us malik ki kirpa hai jisne ye takat mujhe di :)

      Reply
      • CrAsH says:
        October 2, 2011 at 12:39 pm

        Admin waise tune bola toh thik ha par yaar mujhe tere nam mai bi confusion hai q ki sameer nam hindu n muslim dono mai hota hai toh teri religion kya hai aisehi puch raha hu q ki mere 2 dosto ka nam sameer hai ek hindu n 2nd muslim

      • Admin says:
        October 2, 2011 at 12:42 pm

        Mera Real Name Shabir Singh Virk hai aur main sikh hun (Santa ka Jaat Bhai)
        Par mera naam shabir hai jo ki ek muslim name hai to mujhe har kisi ko batana padta thha ki i m Sikh Hindu.. So tang aake mene socha ki net pe apna naam Sameer rakh leta hun
        par buhuhuhuh vo bad mein pata chala ki ye naam bhi Muslim mein hota hai
        Par anyways chhod main dharam sharam nahi insaan manta hun..

      • Jay says:
        October 2, 2011 at 1:14 pm

        Abe tu Dharam ko nahi manta hai mat maan, Lekin Sharm to manta hai….hehehe. Kyuki Jab koi Tujhe ILU bolta hai to phir kahe ko sharm karta hai ??

      • Admin says:
        October 2, 2011 at 1:20 pm

        aaj tak ka record hai kisi bhi ladki ne ILU bola ho aur mene sharam ki ho.. hehehe
        Mujhe to bas ek chance chahiye hota hai ;) chance mil jaye to fir sharam kahe ko karna
        Hehehhe

      • Jay says:
        October 2, 2011 at 2:21 pm

        Hehehe…..Aur Raj bro. ne jab Bola ILU tab kyu sharma gaya thha Ladkiyo ki tarah:))

    • AJUBA says:
      October 2, 2011 at 9:25 am

      Admin av tak meri f.b id pe reqwest ni bheji nahi bhejna to na boldo

      Reply
      • Admin says:
        October 2, 2011 at 11:36 am

        abe tension kahe ko le raha hai. PC pe beth te hi request bhej dunga ya fir mujhe apni proper email ID de jo fb pe use kari hai taki direct search kar ke add kar lu

  15. N.khan says:
    October 1, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    hahahahahahahahaha very very gud joke

    Reply
  16. Shoor Veer says:
    October 1, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    admin kaisa hain launde. kuch maal hoo appke pass toh hame bhi batana………..
    nice joke 1st time pasand aaya

    Reply
  17. Raj Bindaas says:
    October 1, 2011 at 11:20 pm

    i miss u too kapil

    joke k bare me kya kahu me sirf itna kahunga hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhah
    hahahhahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahah mujhe to bahut maja aaya

    admin tera jawab nhi sale tune is joke ko really bahut acha banaya h kuch to suna hua tha bt wakai me tune ispar badi mehnat ki hai hmmmm i’m impressed chal apna gaand la :)

    Reply
  18. Dhiraj says:
    October 2, 2011 at 1:11 am

    @abe sali chudail dubara tapak gayi…kaan phaad rahi mera..ha but appan kisi se nahi darta..raat k baarh baje k baad admin ki site kholne pe hi yeh kyoun hota hai…dara chudail dhiraj pehle darta tha ab nahi///
    gudnight friends..tc..thoda iss chudail ka chera bhi dekh loon.hehe

    Reply
  19. panchhi says:
    October 2, 2011 at 10:20 am

    judge b kamina h lg rha h

    Reply
  20. MAH says:
    October 2, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    great one

    Reply
  21. rakhi says:
    October 2, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    hello frendz hw r u .hope sab theek hai
    bye tc

    Reply
  22. Ramakant says:
    October 3, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    hahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

    Reply

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