Ek Naya Type Ka Sawal
Views: 29,008 - Posted on 22 Feb 2011
Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,
Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai.
Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche?
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gud joke
hehe very gud in this gay world.very sad 4 us.
gud morning 4 all my friends here including admin n sorry if any comment u feel bad.
hehehe.. babaji ka personal experience lagta hai ye to..
@hi rashii ji, kaisi ho aap, agr me aapko apna no. du to call karogi aap? hehehehe.. mujhe pata hai ki mujhe to apna no. dene se rahi aap..
it realy un logo k liye jo ye karte hai bhut faydemand hai taki puri pant na utarni pade
lady to tailor-
Dekho fir se tumne meri salwar bigaad di na.
Tailor-
Bhabhi ji, har bar aap jaldi me hoti ho aur kaam khade khade hi karwati ho to fir salwar bigde gi nai to aur kya hoga.
@Raaj bindas …hum khus huye apki conditions padke….maaan gaye itni conditions to mene b nhi sochi thi….
@Divya…dear boobs queen ka mene contest chalaya tha aur usme Shabnam ne first prize jita tha……
@Madhav yaar naya boobs queen banane ke liye shabnam ki permission leni padegi..kyuki uske sath 1 saal ka karar kiya hai ADMIN ne…….
sukriya batane ke liye waise kapil mai tumhe kapil bolo ya uncle hehehe
Hey kya joke hai ..not bad but not so gud.
Hey fnds i m sandeep,.gud morning.
ha ha ha hero tum to chha gaye
lagta he yehi sawal tailor ne baba se pucha hoga.hi to all i,m new here is there any one want to be my friend
Nahi bhai jaan, jab tailer ye sawal aap se puch raha tha aur aapne jawab diya thha ki piche laga de, tab main sath khada Coca Cola pee raha thha, yaad aya
Jisko tune bola tha bhai jaan meri piche wali zip mein apna dal ke check akrna ki thik se aata bhi hai ya nahi… aur fir tu agle 3 din tak hospital mein raha thha tujhe 5 taankey lage thhe..
Yaad aaya na Bhai Ji ya ab bhi nahi
Zip to hamesha aagey hi lagani padegi. Kyunki wo peshaab kahan se karega?
rukhsana ji apne joke ko gaur se nhi padha…jara gaur se padho
baba ji pranam man gaye apko aur rukhsana ji peshab to paint khol k bhi ki ja sakti hai. He ke nai
Hahhahaaa Sawaal is proper and joke is good.
lekin main dekh rahaa hoon ki Rukhsaana ji ko ye tension hogayee ki wo peshaab kaise karega,lekin madam fir to aapke hisaab se usko jawab dena chahiye ki "Tailor saahab Zip dono side laga dena.nice he na Rukhsaana ji.
Ji bilkul sahi farmaya aapne….
rukhsana ji mene bhi to sahi hi farmaya tha par ye dono taraf zip wala idea achha hai
Nice joke
hi friends, tum sabhi logo ke comment dekh kar maine socha mai bhi ab tumse mil hi lu, kai mahino se sirf jokes hi padh raha tha socha ab sabhi se mil bhi leta hu.you all guys are really superb.
hiiiiiiiiiii every one once again……!!!!!!!!
Nice jock.
Hi to all Guys divya,rukhsana,rashi,savita,kapil,mausam,wanted and admin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its nice to be in touch with guys.
Hey any one know how to add add new jock??? just like admin doing..after that admin can monitor and if feels good then it will be published with name!!!
Ky kehte ho admin?hw is the idea????
fiza ji send the jokes at info@nonvegjokes.com
Good joke. Yeh toh gays ke liye tha aur agar lesbians ke liye ho to kya sawal hoga.
Hahahaha bada mast joke the…
ek mere taraf se bhi…
Ek bar ek lady Restaurant me gayi…aur wahan ke manager ko bulaya..
Woh manager se boli : ” Can I touch your lips ?”
Manager bada khush hua…aur khushi khushi bola : “ Ohhh Ofcourse….yes please ! “
Woh lady fir pyaar se uske lips sehlate huye boli : “ App log toilet me napkin ya soap kyun nahi rakhe ? “ :P
Baba Sexydas ke khidmat me ye dohe samarpit hain :P
Baba paani rakhiye bin paani sab soon
Paani gaye na ubrey, Gaand Choot ya Loon…
Bade lund pe itna na kart tu ghamand
Chaudi choot khojega hath me le ke lund…
Baba nij mann ki vyatha man hi rakho goye
Gaand sabhi marenge lund na lega koye
Funky bachha jeeta rah baba ko dohe bent karne ke liye par hehehe ye mujhe smarpit hai ya mere uper hai hehe
Aap hi prerna mili hai Baba ! jaisa apko sahi lage maan lo…hahahahahahahahahaha
chutiya log chut ko badnam karte hai
chut to bo dharmsala hai
jahan land aaram karte hai
It is a good joke.
Funky you are a very good shair