Ek Sabzi Wale Ki Pehli Raat Ki Dastaan

Suhag Raat Ko Wo Apni Patni Ki Panty Uper Karke Paani Chidakne Lag Gya

Patni Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ji?

Pati Bola: “Karna Kya Hai Maal Ko Taaza Kar Raha Hoon.”

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 02 Aug 2009  103 Comments  80,863

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Kya Yehi Humari Tehzeeb Hai?
Lovers Ko Kafi Din Se Mulaqat Ka Mauka Nahi Mil Raha Tha, So, Ek Din Moholle Ke Park Mein Hi Ek Ped Ke Peeche Baith Kar

Nalayak Bano To Aise Ban
Nalayak Bano To Aise Bano. Ki Jis Din Kitab Kholo To Khud Kitab Ke Panne Tumse Puchhe, Beta Aaj Tabiyat To Thee

Chote Bache Ka Love Letter
Dear Jaanu, Love Letter Bhejne Ka Karan Hai Ki Mujhe Tu Bahut Pasand Hai. Tu Bhi Humesha Meri Taraf Dekhti Rahti H

Pyar Ki Defination Chhote Bache Ki Jubaani
Pyaar Kya Hota Hai, Bade-Budhe Logo Se Bahut Suna Hai, Par Ek 2 Saal Ke Bache Ke Liye Pyar Ki Definition Kya Hai,

Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Maaya Hai?
Apna Bachha Roye To Dil Mein Dard Hota Hai, Aur Dusre Ka Roye To Sir Mein. Par Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Mein Dard Hota H

  103 Comments

  1. kabir says:

    seema sahi kah rahi hai—apna E mail do phir mil lo roj choot ko chamkaney ki jimedari hamri hai kyon dear

  2. jack says:

    GD YAAR, MAINE SOCHA SALA PEHLE APNI BIWI KI CHU. KO BECHEGA, JAISE HR SABZI VALA KRTA HAI OR AGR KOI KHARIDNE VALA NAHI MILA TB KUD CHAAATEGAAAAAAA, PR DHEKHO DOSTO LADKI KI CHU. KYA MILI SABZI VALA BI SB BHUL GAYA.

  3. Deepti Tiwari says:

    gud joke! sabzi ki tarah choot ko taza karke theley pe bechne jayega. choot le lo choot …. saala chutaiya…. gaandu sabziwala saale chut pani dalne se nahi lund dalne se khilti hai, taza hoti hai aur khusbu deti hai

  4. sunny says:

    deepti teri chud se kusbu aati h kya??….aati h to teri chud se todhi si kusbu mere lund me laga de…plz

    1. Dev Chaudhary says:

      yes, I want to meet you every night. I am Dev Chaudhary. I am 24 year old. I wait for your comment on my E-mail. Ok Shurbhi.

    2. abbas says:

      Areee O Shurbhi ek admi tuje itna khush kaise nahi karega jab tak to use khus nahi karegi, hey budy m far from yuu but can cross saat samander and come make you happy if yu want

    3. v.b.singh says:

      hi shurbhi i m vijay from city of nawabs lucknow.doing job in railway meri koi grlfrnd nhi hai.kyuki jish umar me ek ladka or ek ladki ki frndship hoti hai ush age me hi mai service me aa gya tha.matlb 12th passout hote hi. and mai suru se boys school me padha hu to waise bhi koi ladki se knha frndship ho skti thi.agar aap meri bhaavnao ko samjh ske to plz call me on 09044450218, 09807313999, 09838688700

  5. DIPESH says:

    MUJHE EK LADKI CHAHIYE JO MERA DUKH DARD SAMAJH SAKE WOH RAT AUR DIN PYAR KARSAKE AUR MAIN USKA DUKH DARD SAMAJH SAKU

  6. Neha says:

    Plz koi meri prblm ka solutn btao main apnay bf kay sath sex krna cahti hu but we are not much frank main ldki hu toh kuch bol nai skti nd i think vo kehnay se drta h so wht to do aisa kya kru ki voh khud aisa khay