Ek Talak Ka Case Aisa Bhi

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Adalat Mein Ek Pathan Miya Biwi Ke Divorce Ka Case Aaya,

Patni Ne Rote Hue Judge Ko Kaha.

Patni: “Mera Pati Aaj Tak Sirf Mere Pichhe Se Hi Karta Hai”

Ab Judge Bhi Pathan Thha Ye Sun Kar Hairani Se Bola

Judge: “Achha, Isske Alava Bhi Koi Aur Jagha Hoti Hai Kya?“

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अदालत में एक पठान मिया बीवी के तलाक का केस आया,

पत्नी ने रोते हुए जज को कहा.

पत्नी: "मेरा पति आज तक सिर्फ मेरे पीछे से ही करता है"

अब जज भी पठान था, ये सुन कर हैरानी से बोला

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15 Responses to "Ek Talak Ka Case Aisa Bhi"

1. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

   December 31, 2011 at 7:48 pm

   @HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS!!
   …..SAMIR I LOVE YOU…MAIN AAJ K BAAD NV SITE PE NAHI…BALKI MAST JOKES PE AAOUNGA..PLEASE PADD LENA..DELETED KINSHUK AND JO BHI FRIENDS..HAIN..TC!! MAST JOKES PE…MATRIX,RAJBINDASS,RASHII,HPS,AUR NAAM YAAD NHI AA RAHE HAIN…LOVE U ALL BYE!!<3<3<3
   DEEPAK SORRY!!.:)

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   • Matrix says:

     December 31, 2011 at 9:37 pm

     okiesss :P

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2. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

   December 31, 2011 at 8:18 pm

   @rashii di,..aapko acchi dost sabit hona chahiya tha but aap jaanbujh k nahi chahti…take care urself..ek baat naa aap mujhe bhool paengi..aur naa main..
   …………………………………………………………….
   FOR MY DEAR JAY*….AND …….SAMIR*…LAST COMMENT..ON NV..
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   GOOD BYE..meet me at mast jokes..enjoy new year celeberation..**
   please samir meet me on mastjokes..agar nhi miloge..nhi to mein tumhe..forever miss karunga…i love u soo much baby*..hey friends samir ko bata dena..please help me!!..main unka shukragujar rahunga..god bless u all..and for your life<3..

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3. meggi says:

   December 31, 2011 at 9:15 pm

   HAPPY NEW YEAR Friend….

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4. Sujeet says:

   December 31, 2011 at 9:30 pm

   ‘Happy new year’
   To you all

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5. panchhi says:

   December 31, 2011 at 10:26 pm

   happy new year to all ma dear frndssss :)) god apka naya saal bahot khushiyo se bhara bnaye

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6. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

   December 31, 2011 at 10:48 pm

   Happy new year-2012
   DEAR ALL FRIENDS.

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7. heartbeat says:

   December 31, 2011 at 11:04 pm

   Sabke Dilo Me Ho Sabke Liye Pyar
   Aane Wala Har Din Laye Khushiyon Ka Tiyohar
   Is Umeed Ke Sath Aao Bhulke Saare Gum
   NEW YEAR 2012 Ka Kare Hum Sab Welcome

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8. Py@re moh@n says:

   December 31, 2011 at 11:31 pm

   @ admin bhai ko naye saal ki hardik subhkamnayen bagvan kare mere dost ka jeevan naye saal main khushiyon se bhar jaye.
   @ savita aapke liye ye saal khushiyon bhara ho.
   @panchchy meri sweet panchhi aapko naya saal mubarak ho.
   @ rashii ji happy new year.
   @heartbeat dosti ke dilon ki dhadkano ko naye saal main bhi dhadkate rahna.
   @jay kahan ho yaar happy new year.
   @ matrix happy new year.
   @cobra mere ichcha dhari kahan ho naya saal mubarak ho.
   @veeru happy new year.
   aur site ke sabhi users ko pyare mohan ki taraf se nav varsh 2012 ki saprem shubhkamnayen

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   • Admin says:

     December 31, 2011 at 11:54 pm

     Bhai tumko b naya sal bhut bhut mubarak ho

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   • Matrix says:

     January 1, 2012 at 3:24 pm

     Happy new year!!! pyare mohan

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9. ritesh kolkata says:

   January 1, 2012 at 1:05 pm

   Hi Samir,
   happy New Year to u.We njoyed very much in the past year and ur joke was also one of the reason to make our past year fantastic.
   Expecting saame and more hilarious jokes from ur end.

   New year rocks ……soooooooo……….wish u all members rocking new year.

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10. devendr says:

    January 1, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    o ho pathan ne chut hi nahi dekhi hehehe

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11. deva says:

    January 1, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    hehehehehe …………………mast h

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12. shreya says:

    January 3, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    wish u a very very happy new year

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