Ek True Sad Love Story

Dosto, Aap Mein Se Bahut Logo Ne Ye Love Story Padi Hogi,

Par Asal Mein Kya Hua Thha, Ye Kisi Ko Nahi Pata, To Pesh Hai Real Version Story Ka.

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Ek Baar Ek Ladka Ladki Bike Pe Ghumne Jaa Rahe Thhe,

Dono Ek Dusre Ko Bahut Pyar Karte Thhe Aur Shadi Karna Chahte Thhe.

Ladki Ne Ladke Ko Kaha: “Yaar Bike Ko Slow Mat Chalao Na

Ladke Ne Girlfriend Pe Rob Dalne Ke Liye Bike Ki Speed Bada Di.

Kuch Dur Raste Mein Jane Ke Baad Ladke Ka Mood Ashiqana Hua Aur Vo Ladki Se Bola.

Ladka: “Janu, Mene Apni Pant Ki Zip Khol Di Hai, Please Tum Mera Lund Apne Hath Se Pakad Ke Maja De Do

Ladki: “Nahi Nahi, Kisi Ne Mujhe Dekh Liya To, Bahut Beizzti Hogi

Ladke Ne Socha Ki Ye Kah To Thik Rahi Hai, Par Fir Uske Dimag Mein Ek Idea Aya.

Ladka: “Ek Kaam Karo, Tum Mera Ye Helmet Pahan Lo, Fir Koi Bhi Tumhe Nahi Pahchan Sakega

Ladki: “Wow, Idea Achha Hai

Aur Usne Helmet Pahan Liya Aur Ladke Ki Pant Mein  Haath Dal Ke Uske Lund Ko Pakad Liya

Achanak Aage Se Ek Truck Aya, To Ladke Ne Bike Slow Karni Chahi,

Par Usne Dekha Ki Bike Ke To Breaks Hi Fail Thhe,

Ladke Ne Jaisi Tese Koshish Ki, Par Pura Zor Lagane Ke Baad Bhi Bike Truck Se Takra Gayi.

Takkar Jabardast Thhi, Ladka Ladki Dono Uchhal Ke Dur Gire.

Agle Din Hospital Mein Dono Ko Hosh Aya To Dekha Dono Sath Sath Beds Pe Pade Thhe

Ladki Ne Ladke Ko Dekh Ke Pyar Se Bola: “Baal Baal Bach Gaye

Ladka Rota Hua: “Haan Sirf Baal Baal Hi Bache Hai, Lund To Tere Haath Mein Hi Aa Gaya Thha

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To Ye Thhi Actual Story, Jisko Internet Pe Kisi Aur Tarike Se Daala Gaya, Kyunki Agar Ye Baat Sab Ko Pata Chal Jaati To Ladka Aur Ladki Ki Badi Bezzti Hoti

Ab Ap Soch Rahe Honge Ki Ye Mujhe Kaisi Pata To Bhai Logo Vo Doctor Mein Hi Thha Jisne Ladke Ka Operation Kiya.

Hehehe Sach Na Samjh Lena Bhai Logo

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Pati Ko Saza Kaise Di Jaye
Ek Ladki Ki Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Par Kuch Dino Baad Uska Apne Pati Se Jhagda Ho Jata Hai, Apne Pati Se Dhukhi Ho Kar

Studying Has 2 Types
Studying Has 2 Types: Hard Subjects Which Cannot Be Studied. Easy Subject That Doesn't Need To Be Studied.

Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam Aaj Ke Baad
Arz Hai... Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam Aaj Ke Baad, Kyuki Hamari Apni Gali Mein Hi Setting Ho Gayi Hai.

Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?
Jab Bhi Koi Bachha Paida Hota Hai To Sare Khandaan Wale Use Dekhne Aate Hai. Bachhe Ka Baap Bete Ko God Mein Utha Ke

Ladki Pass Ho Ya Door, Kya Farak Padta Hai?
Ladki Ke Bare Mein Ek Syane Ashiq Ne Kaha Hai Ladki Saath Ho To .... Hotel Bill, Ladki Door Ho To .... Mobile Bill

  88 Comments

      1. Jay says:

        Bhai wo Baba ji ki Manoowati thhi ki jish din apni gf ki wo chez milegi us din hi BABA ji Aapke kutiya (Aasaram) me aakar balo ka shave (Pappu ka Mundan) kaunga….hehehe

  1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    He He He Mast Joke Hai..Achhi Khasi Love Story Ko Sex Story Saabit Kar Diya. Lekin Ye Nahi Bataya Ki Wo Dono Ladke-Ladki The Kaun?

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Kal main apne gaon gaya tha.. Safar train ka tha wo bhi 6 ghante ka. Main yaha ye nahi likhta agar kuch hua nahi hota.

      kal maine ye dekha aur ye jaana ki ek aurat aaj kal sab se jyada agar kisi se jalti hai ya chidhti hai to sirf ek aurat se hi.. main nahi samajh pata kyun?

      Meri girlfriend jis collage me padha karti thi, pahle to uski apne room mate se kafi achhi pati lekin collage me meri girlfriend ke charche jyada the(wo padhai me achhi hone ke sath bahut hi jyada khubsurat hain) Ab dusri waali ne jalna shuru kiya aur aaj ye haal hai ki wo dono ek dusre ko dekhna tak paand nahi karti hain..

      @ek khubsurat ladki jo ye jaanti hai ki wo khubsurat hai use apne uapr kuchh jyada hi ghamand ho jaata hai.. aur jiske pichhe ab ladke bhage uske to kahne hi kya?

      @aur ek baat aur ladki ke baare me wo aapki achhayian kabhi yaad nahi rakhegi..yaad rakhegi to sirf aapki buraiyaan…lekin us time kuchh nahi bolegi jab aap ye burai kar rahe honge…bolegi us time jab aap bilkul ummedd nahi rakhenge.

      @Jhagde kar ke bhi koi fayada nahi..chitt bhi meri aur patt bhi meri waali baat ho jaati hai..

      @kisi mahan baba ji ne kaha hai..ki ladki se jhagde karna Suar(pig) se kushti ladne ke barabar hai..shuru me aap ko bhale lage aap jeet rahe ho..baad me aapko pata lagega aap sirf aur sirf gande huye hain..

      @avoid girls..feel free to live.

      inse achhe to hum ladke hi hote hain..Baat saaf karte hain aur baat saaf khatam bhi karte hain.. ek din ki baat ek din me kar ke bhool jaate hain..

      1. Shivendra says:

        Prince u r ri8 coz mere 7 b kuch aisa hi hua hai. Kabhi kisi ldki ka had se jyada viswas nhi krna chahiye warna wo aapko beech majhdhar me chhod degi. Iska ye mtlb ye nhi hai ki ldkiyo se dur bhago bt unka jyada trust mt kro. Kabhi unhe apni secret bat mt btao warna apka cheerharan pakka hai.

    2. Admin says:

      ab soch le hehe jis story mein main doctor hun usmein ladka ladki bhala kon ho sakte hai hehehe

    1. Jay says:

      Kyu Divya ji ?
      Bahno ke liye kyu nahi hai ?????????
      Unko ab apne bf ke sath bike par baithte waqt care karna hoga ki wo apne Bf ka wo na pakda karey.

    2. Shivendra says:

      Divyya g is true sad story se seekh b to milti hai ki chahe aap back seat pe baithe ho bt helmet zarur lagaye

  2. Nagesh says:

    wah-wah kya joke tha…..suna hua tha lekin apne publish naye tarike se kiya……

    thanx SAMEER SAHAB

  3. Rashii says:

    Namastey admin ji,
    joke is ok
    kaise ho frnds?
    Admin ji prince ji nhi prins thae wo, unhone humare or apko leker humare liye galat word bole, jo hum bta nhi sktey sorry

  4. Thakur.Muthmar.singh says:

    Yaaro! Agar ye wakai true story ha tab to bade dukh ki bat ha. Ab agar ladki is ladke ke sath shadi kar bi le to koi fayda nai. Kyunki…. Aap samajdar ha jyada kya kahna.

      1. thakur.muthmar.singh says:

        Matrix ma teri bat kar raha hu kya jarurat thi speed bdakar ladki par rohab marne ki. Dekho matrix bura mat manana. Ma janta hu tu us se bahut pyar karta ha. muje to ladta ha is sali ladki ne tere bike ki break kati hogi.aur plan ke mutabik usne tuje speed bdane ko kaha. To dekha na kitne pyar se tume boli speed bda do Hehehe

    1. Matrix says:

      Dekh yaar bura mat manna, par apna ye idea tu apne paas rakh. Agar teri baat sunne laga to zindagi bhar teri tarah mutth marte reh jaunga. ha..ha..ha..

    1. Admin says:

      Bas mere ko ek yahi to kaam rah gaya hai… aur sare kaam chhod ke

      Panchii chal idhar aa apne chote chote haatho se madira pila mujhe.. vo b Red Wine

      uske baad hehe main tujhe jannat ki sair karvaunga vo b bina paknho ke

      Ek Kutta Likha Hai Tere Liye, Sher Na Samajh Liyo

      Darling dil udas hai tere bina, Ek bar aaja aur pyaas bujha ja,

      janta hun tu udd nahi sakti asma mein, par ek baar Paidal hi aaja

      1. Panchhi says:

        Oye muje kya pata tuje aur kya kya aur kaise kaise kam h !aur ek bat bta tere dimag me hamesha esi gandi gandi bate h kyu doudti rehti h aur panchhi likh diya hota to v me sher h samjti

      2. Admin says:

        aaye haaye gussa meri jaan ka…

        chal ab naraj na ho aur party de… vo b out of house jaha tu aur main gupchup kar sake.. aur in bakiyo ko jala sake

      1. Rani says:

        Ya its ok but maine try kiya to sirf join and timeout hi dikha raha hai.

        I want do chat pls help me

  5. Heartbeat says:

    Raato ko uth-uth kar jinke liye rote hai wo apne shvista me wo apne ghrondo me aaram se sote hai

    1. Admin says:

      Kuch Log Zamane Mein Aise Bhee Tou Hote Hain, Mehfil Mein Tou Hashte Hain, Tanhaai Mein Rote Hain

      1. thakur.muthmar.singh says:

        Hehe admin bhai ajiha ha kaun? jo mehfil me hasta nai aur tanhai me rota nai

  6. Administress says:

    ek bar ek young sa ladka train me 3 babies leke baitha hua tha..

    Next seat pe ek lady baithi hui thi.

    Lady: ye apke babies hain?

    Ladka: nahi .. Main ek condom factory chalata hun..ye meri customer complaints hain..;):D

      1. Matrix says:

        Mast game hai. Miene jab uska first par khela tha tab mien 14 ka tha, aur usmien bhoot dekhkar darr gaya tha. he..he.. uska music sabse darawana lagta tha. Resident evil se bhi jyada.

      2. Admin says:

        agar asli mein gabd fadwani hai to darkj space khel… usne to mere ko b kursi si girva diya thha :(

  7. Banjara says:

    Lines said by a true luver in d memory his beluved-

    Tere khayal se muhabbat ki hai,

    Tere ehsas se muhabbat ki hai,

    Tu mere pass nahi hai phir bhi,

    Maine teri yaad se muhabbat ki hai,

    Kabhi tu ne bhi mujhe yaad kia hoga,

    maine un lamhat se muhabbat ki hai,

    Jin mai ho sirf teri or meri bataen,

    Maine un mulakaton se muhabbat ki hai,

    Jo mehkte ho teri muhabbat se,

    Maine un jazbat se muhabbat ki hai,

    Tujh se milna to khwab lagta hai,

    Maine tere INTEZAR se muhabbat ki hai..

    Ye line uske liye hai jise duniya se gye hue aaj 2 saal ho gye h

    i lv u rina i lv u

    1. Jay says:

      Banjara yar teri es shayari se Aankho se Aansu chalak padey hai, kyuki mujhe v kisi ki bahut yaad aa rahi hai.

  8. Banjara says:

    Ek Ladki Ka Dil Sahi Mayno Mai Kab Toot'ta Hai

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    Jab Wo Apne Jaise Print Ka Suit Mohalle Ki Jamadarni Ko Pehne Dekhti hai…

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Well Said Bhai… H ehe he eh.. Bole to tune apun ka dialog aage hi badhya hai… Waise is joke me us ladki ke jalne ki badbu yaha tak aa rahi hai. he he he..huuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr.

  9. Jay says:

    100 logo se pucha gaya k

    unko girls friend ka

    ” BRAZIER ” kis tarah ka pasand hai ?

    1 ne kaha “white”

    2 ne kaha “black”

    97 ne kaha . . .

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    ” UTRA HOWA “

  10. Jessica says:

    Is story se khatarnak meri real life love story hai ! Waise admin achi hai.abi mai tume bhai nahi kahungi :-P

    1. Jay says:

      hey Jessica tum bhai ko bhai nahi ko phir kya kahogi ???????

      Aur sunawo kaisi ho ? jayada dino baad dikhayi de rahi ho, kaha busy thhi etane dino tak ???

  11. divya says:

    Admin ji ek baat batao plsss rply jarur karna

    ye Aki n prince ek hi hai na?

    aap kaise ho rashii ne abhi tk no. nhi diya na aapko koi baat nhi lage raho

    1. Admin says:

      chup rah besharam… mere se baat na kar

      aur koi b baat puchni ho to mujhe fon karke pucha kar :(

    1. Admin says:

      ji nahi, par jinke lund katt jaye to us jagha ko thik main karta hun operation karke

      kabhi aagr aapki kisi karan se gaand fatt jaye to bhi mujhe bata dena… main achi tarha se seel dunga..

  12. krushna says:

    aacha to aap land ke doctor hai mere ek problem hai aapka adrees mere email pe bhej de mai aapse melna chahta hu.

  13. Amir says:

    Yaar admin ,ap jo bhi ho. .mai toh apka bhoth bada fan ban chuka hu apka jokes padhkar hahaha . . .waakeyi bohoth he hasanewali jokes likhte ho ap. .Good,keep it up yaar. .

  14. aki says:

    hi divya ji ,kaise ho aap .aapko believe nahi ho raha na ki mai or prince alag alag hai,to ek kam karo ye mera number hai.ispe call karna or sari history aapko pata chal jaaegi 99*****6.pur dubara ye mut bolna ki mai or prince 1 hai.hum dono best friend hai .mai dosti ka mutlab samajta hu isliye kabhi kabhi prince ke favour me baat karta hu .but aaj ke bad nahi karunga .kyonki aapki taraf se bhi mai gali sun raha hu or wo to muje morning or evening gali deta hi hai.bhalai ka jamana nahi hai,sach baat hai. 99*****6pleazzzz ek bar call jarur karna .mai aapki misunderstanding dur kar dunga.agar aap dost word ka meaning jante hoge to call jarur karoge .ok BYE

    1. badkismat prince says:

      aki mere bhai sorry yaar main to bhul hi gaya tha tu to mera pakka wala yaari hai

      tu meri bato ka bura nahi manta iska matlb mei tujhe kuchh bhi bol raha hu

      bhai lekin ek baat sun le jo tu kr raha hai wo hone wala nahi hai tu taison na le bey

      aapne kaam pe dhiyan de teri new joining hai suru se hi office mei aapna rutba bana ke rakh jitna time tu commant likhne mei wast karta hai utna aapne kaam pe laga

      mujhe pata hai mujhse galti hui hai pr jo dost dost ki galti maf na kare wo dost kehlane ke kabil nhi jo hua achcha hua jo ho raha hai achcha ho raha hai aur jo hoga wo bhi achcha hi hoga

  15. badkismat prince says:

    aki urf ranjan jaiswal tujhe ITI ka ek panga yaad hai rohtash aur deepak wala

    aise kai lafre maine dekhe hai ye ladkio ki janam jaat bimari hoti hai

    inhe to banane wala nhi samjha tu aur main kya samjhege

    inhe samjhna muskil hi nhi na mumkin hai

    tu pyaar in se bas bach ke rahe

    inko jitna samjhega utna uljhhega

    ladkio ke pass kai option hote janha khol di wanha se line lagni chalu

    aur ladko ke pass ek hi option hota puchh kya

    uss line mei lagna hahahahahahah……………………………..hahaha

  16. sachin pachbhai says:

    hi h…….. kaise Ho kya kar rahe ho maine bohut din se yahe socha tha ki love is life But love is not life love is a realy stupid idi
    q ki mai love kar ke apni padhai and f….
    pura kho chuka hu so my friends Dont True love manno yaar and bad mat mat kahna ki payar karke bohut pachtaye hu mai ise liyea i am saying To Dont true love

    1. komal says:

      haye sachin duniya main ssaacha pyaar hoota hai aapko bhi koi aaisaa milega joo shirf aapshe saachi MOHABBAT karega………..intjaar karoo us angle kaa joo apko pyaar karna sikaayegaa………

  17. Ravi Rock says:

    very good doctor to phir usko akal aa gyi hogi bechare ko hahahahahahahah usne to apna lund hi kho liya hhahahahahahahhaaha

    1. Admin says:

      hehehe Jyoti ji.. why u r taking the jokes seriously yaar vo to mene.. jaan bhuj ke esa likha ki interest bane

  18. dream girl says:

    Awadh kurmiiii kitni pyari hansi hain apkiiii like jerry hehehehehehe cont mind just joke,,,,,,, but hehehehehe,,, remember…. ;-)