Faishon Ka Zamana Hai
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Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.
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Welcome rahul bro
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ………. Gud joke..
hi dhiraj n dear all frnds gud morning!!!!
Meri wo baate jin pe tu khil – khila kar hansa karti thi……..
Kbhi meri wo baate rulayen to laut aana…..
Jalta hua diya dekh kar khush hone ki aadat thi us ki……..
Bass use khush dekhne ke liye apne dil ko jalate rahe hum……
Santa: Yaar ye bata iss duniya me kitne desh hai…
Banta: Arre pagal iss duniya me ek hi to desh hai, jiska naam india hai baaki to sab videsh hai
Girls ki Problem:
Simple Boy Unko Pasand Nahi,
Modern Boy Haan Nahi krtey
Smart boy Unhe Jaldi Milte Nahi hai.
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“ME” In Chakkaro Mein PartA Nhi hun :p
Pyaar ke liye rishton ki zaroorat nahi hoti, Baat ke liye khisson ki zaroorat nahi hoti, Dil ki baat agar koi samajh jaata…to, Aankhon ko aansuon ki zaroorat nahi hoti….
Sab samajhte hain laga rakhi hai khushbu maine….
Koi kya jane… teri yaado se mehakta hu main…….
Welcome rahul
Wo nazuk mizaj hai itni ke kuchh na puchhiye…..
Suna hai use nind nahi aati apni dhadkano ke shor se…..
Wah deleted ji mast ho yar aap
Dine chain na aave,
raati neend na aave.
Mai rab nu puchea,
rabba ki ehi pyar hai.
Rab kehnda oh soja puttra chup kar ke,
garmi naal sarre passeehi haal hai
Dine chain na aave,
raati neend na aave.
Mai rab nu puchea,
rabba ki ehi pyar hai.
Rab kehnda soja puttra chup kar ke,
garmi naal sarre passee ehi haal a
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JAY KA BHOOT!!
DEKH K BHAGI CHALI AAYE CH#T !!
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JAY k Bhoot ne Gand Marna CHod diya hai :P
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