Fauji Aur Uske Kaminey Bachhe
Views: 21,342 - Posted on 28 Oct 2010
Ek Bar Ek Fauji Chutti Leke Ghar Aya. Uska Sex Karne Ka Bada Dil Kar Raha Tha
Par Chutti Ki Vajah Se Uske Bache Bhi Gar Pe Hi Thhe. Usne Apne Bachho Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha
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Itna Keh Kar Woh Aapni Biwi Ko Lekar Kamre Main Gaya Or Usko Godi Bana Ke Sex Karne Laga.
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Wah Re Harami Bacche
admin Dil Khush Ho Gya… Kya Joke Hai
babhe to kamine hai hi, par baap bhi kuch nai hai
hahaha………..
BACHHE MAN KE SACCHE
Admin bhai very nice joke
Thanku u Bhai logo aur unki behan logo jokes ko pasand karne ke liye, but asli mein Tarif ka haqdar vo hai jisne ye joke bheja
Main to bas koshish akrta hun aap logo ko ache ache jokes de saku dhund dhund ke hehehe ab tum log bhi mujhe kuch dhund dhund ke do na
Hii everyone i liked this
site very much and i
have read each and
every jokes and
comments.
I would like to make
new friends on this site
especially admin
kaminey vickys
priyanka divya aliyah
chocobebo rosy pia etc.i
would like to know
more about this site
please let of know in
the below comments
thank you admin
admin ji tussi bhi kuch dasso
Ha ha ha very funny
Very Nice Joke ADMIN Sir.
Par main apne bachon ko angoor nahi, moongfali dungi. Jisse ki wo der tak busy rahen…
Yaar rukhsana bachho ka kya matlab hai kitne bachhe hai tumhare.itne bachho ko dudh kaise pilati ho.
Ruksana….mere liye tum bhi 2 angoor kha ko……mera danda tumhe bahut maze dega
Rukhsana darling apne nahi hamare hone wale bachche.
rukhsana godi bhi banna padega r u ready
nice joke…..lage raho admin bhai.mast joke hai
Shabnam lagta hai ki tumhe bhi mast danda chahiye….aajao mere pass or maze karo
mast joke hai dekh do daane mat kaana
Funny girl
Divya tum please do daane kha lo phir mai phoji ka roll nibhaunga.
nhi tum bachche ka role nibhana
dekha priya do angoor khane ka natija.do angoor ek sath mat kha lena nahi to koi gand main danda dal dega
hello divya how r u………………?your friends……..
nice and funny like it
bindass chodu joke hai.
Kya bachha hai yar.hard machand hai admine bhai.
Shabnam aaja aaj chut-lund ka game khelte hai.
Divya tumhare boobs dabaane aur chusne ka dil kar raha hai.
Aree romeo…..ek to daba lena….ek mein daba loonga……Mere ko bhi maza chahiye……
Romeo tu tamij se baat kiya kar thik hai na.
Divya tum romeo par gussa kyon ho rahi ho tum ho hi itni mast ki ye sab karne ka to sabhi ka man kar raha hai. yes mera bhi
admin bhai jab achche joke bhejo to publish nahi karte upar se yahan request karte ho ki aapko joke bhejein.where r my jokes ?
Rajini jokes ka title bolo yaar last 4 days se koi acha joke aya hi nahi ek Fauji wala aya tha vo dal diya mene
@ admin maine "Naqli Lund Asli Bacche" Naam ka Joke Bheja Tha wo Kaha Gya… 15-20 ho Gye Bhai
Cheee…..chee kaisa harami fauji hai…chee..really dirty joke..ab maa baap apne bacche ko kaise face karenge…ladke ne to pehle he apne maa-baap ki ghanti baja di.
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nice joke sameer sir…….
aliya kaha hai yaar her comments are as naughty as she is……..
Gud joke!
vo sarab kay gis me nasa na ho vo sexy sms kay gis me sexy bath nahi ho 8104083852
Kya chodu joke hai…:)
lavdebaji band karo
@Admin ,plz aap bata saktein hai is site pe kuch acchi shariya woh aap ne likhi hai..mein jokes n cmnts mein itna ulzha raha ki meine kabhi dhyan hi nahi diya…plz ans me if u wish..n mein in shariyo se aap logo ki feeling samjhne ka mauka milega…plz dear ans.
Dhiraj bhai shariya kya??? Samajh nahi aayi baat pls explain it
Admin mera cmnt kahan h ye madarchod awaiting moderation kya hai, mai apne mobile se cmnt kar raha hoon is liye nai ho ra kya
kya joke he maza aagya
very………good joke…………..
DIVYA kahi tumne do dane to nhi kha liye agar kha liy hon to SAVDHAN……..
nhi kapil ji maine to abhi daane khaane start bhi nhi kiye.
@rukshana good thinking Keep it up !
hiii…frnds kaise ho yaar tum log…..
Nice one. .
Sir admin. .Kuch jokes submit kr rha hun apne bhai logon k lie. .Hope u'l lke n post dem.
Hello frnds m new my name is ananya. . .
Cn u al do non veg tok descently
Hey ananya, welcm here switheart…
enjoy as much as u can
fauji ke bachche bade nadan hain dande aur lund me fark nahi jante.aur sala fauji raat hone tak ruk nahi sakta tha jo din ne hi shuru ho gaya. Lagta hai sare fauji gandu hi hote hain.
Shabnam….tumhe toh farak pata hai na……aaja mere paas…………
yaar shabnam samjha karo fauji ki feelings ko wo bichara army se aaya ha na ki honeymoon se jo ruk jaata kya shabnam tum bhi na hadd karti hu feelings ko samjho dear.
hi shabnam, faujio ka to kaam hi hota hai chodna. on duty dushmano ko aur off duty biwi ko. isme ab raat tak rukne ki baat hi nahi aati. dekhte hai tumhara pati tumhe din chodta hai ya nahi.
dear Raj shabnam ka pati tumko bata ke thodi ch..ga jo tum dekhne ka dawa kar rahe ho.
I Love you so much Divya. Tum mujhe bahut pasand hai esliye mai tumse payar karta hu,Tum hamse payar karti ho ya nahi ye Bhagwan jane. mai tumhara boyfriend banna chahta tu. yas ya no plz i wait your Reply……………………….?
Admin…….Where is my joke of Wasim Bhai
sorry
Shabnam darling jab sex chadta hai na tab raat-din kuch malum nahi rahta hai.
@Admin, sher o shayari…ab plz samajh jao.
Shabnam Sare Fauji Gandu Nahi Hote………..Ek Bar Fauji Ke Hath Lagna Din Hoga Ya Rat Wo Tumhe Bata Denge Ke Wo Kitne Gandu Hai……..hahahahahahahaha…..Tum Jab Fauji Ke Jaal Se Chhutogi To Sirf Apni………Par Hi Hath Rakhe Rahogi Kyonki Ye Fauji Apna Gandupan Dikhane Me Baj Nahi Ate Fir Chahe Kisi Ki Ga***d Dukhe Ya Ch***t hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha '''SHABNAM DARLING'''Samajh Gayi….
@Shabnam ,fauji todhe bahut besharam hotein hain but itne bhi besharam nahi ki desh ko dushmano khawale kar dein.
hello friends,
solve this puzzle:-
jiske pass hai wo haath se hilate hain, aur jiske pass nahin hai wo ungli daal ke hilate hain ?
get back to me with ur answers as soon as possible.
girls answers will be given preference.
Rashid Ye already joke dala hua hai Click here to See
faadu joke, Admin maine bhi kuch jokes post kiye hai. Site par kab dal rahe ho?
u r right raj.
@shabnam fauji log gaandu nahi hote balki unko gaandu bolne wale deshdrohi hote hain. aur fauji bhai aise deshdrohi ki gaand tab tak chodte hain jab tak wo mar na jaaye.
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dekha divya 2 angoor khaneka natija. 2 angoor 1 sath mat khana nahi to koi gand me danda dal dega
raj bhaia shadi ke baad bachchon ke liye 9 months wait karna padta hai.us se pehle to chahe din ho ya raat kuch nahi dikhta.mens ko choot aur girls ko land hi dikhai deta hai.
jk dande ki zarurat mujhe nahi tujhe hai. tu mere paas aaja main tujhe us fauji ke baap ke paas bhej doongi jo bina kuch khilaye hi danda deta hai
Romeo theek se soch le kahin tujhe ye khel mahanga na pad jaye
Shabnam tum itni bindas bold kaise ho.
Plr rply.
priceless but precious joke which makes you feel good. the aim of whole living is to 'feel good'. very good !
it is fine !
good one !
Admin do dino se new jokes nahi aa rahe hai. Last post 28.10.10 ko kiya gaya aur hai aaj 30.10.10 hai. Tumne bhi angoor kha liye kya? Aur fauji……
@Divya,lagta hai ki madam par mere lecture ka asar hua hai…waise bhi mahaan insaan ki baat ka asar hoga kaise nahi…aaj se mai tumhe apna sisya banata hu.
To bolo balike tumhe kya chahiye…???
asar hoga kyu nhi aakhir ek frnd hi frnd ki kamiya batata hai kyu thik kaha na.
@divya,you are absolutely right.
Achha insaan wahi hota hai jo apne achhe
dost ki sune.
@Deepti
Madam samajhte hai bahut busy hai aap
par hum dosto ke liye thosa time to nikal
lijiye.
nice jock
hy deepti tiwari how ara you
Hi i m new
Hi… Koi mujhse bhi bat karo
Dr.Alam ji mai karungi aapse baat
hiii dr.alam…..
loo hum aapse baat kar rhe hain………
Hello everyone
Divya tune ab tak kitno ka mu mein liya hai
oye sexy aaj ke baad ye behodha commends mujhe sand mat karna
@piyush, aapke liye time hi time hai, aur batao how is life aur diwali ki kya tayari kar rahe ho?
@Deepti,chaliye aapne hamare liye time to nikala…
pichle kuch mahine se life bahut busy hai.
abhi to mai Germany me hu.Is saal Diwali humlog bangalore me manane wale hai…4 tarikh ko laut raha hu isliye sari taiyari meri girlfriend akele hi kar rahi hai.lautunga to bataunga kya-kya taiyari hui hai kyuki mere liye bhi ye ek surprise hai.
Deepti,yaar tune bataya nahi ki tumhari Love marraige hui hai ya Arrange..??
shararati bachhe
Shabnam darling come on yaar chut-land ka game start karte hai.
admin bhaia maine 2 jokes send kiye kain"Gyani Pandit" & "Bachche Ka Sawal". Plz publisk kar dena.
rajini aapne dono jokes hamari site se utha ke humi hi send kar diye..
Roby & Rajan aap dono ne mujhe rply kyu nhi kiya tailor wale joke mai maine kuch galat bol diya kya
or VIKY yaar tum to naha dho ke mere peeche pad gaye ho chalo thik hai.
hum thik hai MADHAB aap aapni sunaiye
Shabnam dear kuch apne boobs k bare me batao
DIVYA my dear tume kese pata ki yaha sabi ladkiya virgin hain,kya tumne sabi ki seal check ki hai,or is site pe kai married ladkiya b hain,kya wo sab virgin hain?????
DIVYA muje apne divya ras ka raspan karne do
Admin bro , i like your site very much.
hiiii rana………..
hello evry1…..,,,m bck wid my naughtyness………..
missd u all my frndzzz.,,,
ROSY.,,PUNIT..,,SAMEER.,,DEEPAK.,,ACKY..,SANAYA..,PIYUSH..ETC.ETC.ETC.
HOPE WE ALL ENJOY 2GETHER………..
@Aaliya,Hi CHOCO you are right..
we are enjoying all together.
Hey! every missed friends its really-2 bad that ur cmnts r nt cming …i think u r gone far away frm dis site…ur friendless friend dhiraj…take care wherever u are…..:(.
Yukti ji welcome . Kesi hai aap aur kaha thi itne din.
@divya tu galatfemi mat pal ki mai tere piche pad gya hu..
@yukti…aj apne ek sach kaha..SHARARTI BACHCHE..hehehe..
maine wo comments tujhe nhi balki vikyharyanvi ko diya tha galatfemi mai tu pal raha tha mai nhin.
kyoki kapil sexy ladko ka address provide karta hai..hehehe..
Hi divya n Aaliya how r u
Vick me tuje b sexy girl ka no. de dunga but iska matlab ye nhi ki….jo tu soch rha hai,me tuje sirf isliye dunga kyuki tu apna banda hai
kameene bachhe unhe land aur dande me fark naho aata
ok ! toh ye baat hai ,now i know the reason ,tabhi to sab ladkiyaan ek baar mey ek hi angoor ka dana khana pasand karti hai,taki unhe kisi se apni gaad na marwani pade.
@kapil sory agr bura laga ho,i ws jst kidding…
good one give dhandaa and take thandaaa
@divya ji..pura name likha karo yar…bekar mai mujhe badnaam kar diya
@VICKYSSSS ji sorry ab thik hai maine aaj tak aapko koi comments nhi diya na aapne mujhe to humne aajtak iss site parek dusre se baat nhi ki hai to aap ne soch kaise liya ki wo comments maine aapko diya hai.SORRY SORRY SORRY
studd joke yaar :)
yaha pe sab log farzi hai….. apna time kharab kar rhe h… koi bhi real nhi hai…
mika
Tu bhi farji he