Fauji Se Panga Soch Samajh Ke Lo
Police Wala Or Fauji Ek Saath Train Me Safar Kar Rahe The.
Policewale Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Fauji Se Puchha
Policewala: “Ap Chutti Pe Ja Rahe Hai?”
Fauji: “Han Biwi Ki Delivery Hai, Isliye”
Policewala: “Ohh Achha, Kitne Din Baad Ghar Ja Rahe Ho?”
Fauji: “2 Saal Baad.”
Policewala Uska Majaak Udate Hue: “Phir To Hone Wala Bacha Pakka Haram Ka Hoga”
Fauji Ne Bade Pyar Se Jawab Diya: “Mujhe Konsa Ghar Rakhna Hai Police Me Bharti Kar Doon Ga“
Kon Kahta Hai Ladke Dokhebaaj Hote Hai - Vo Sirf Apni Life Mein Ek Bar Hi Bar Mohabbat Karte HaiTo Kyu Badnam Hai Ladke?Or Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Deewana Aur Uska Sher
Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Girlfriend Life Mein Pahli Bar Unse Milne Aane Wali Thi, Janab Ne Unka ..- What Is The Dumbest Part On A Man’s Body?
Q. What Is The Dumbest Part On A Man’s Body? A. The Penis. It Has A Head With No Brain, It Hangs O ..- Gaand Fadu Kela Lelo
Kele Wala Gali Mein Kele Bech Raha Tha Kelewala: “Kele Lelo Gaand Fadu Kele Lelo” Lady: ..- Ye Kya Hai?
Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Jaa Rahi Thhi Aur Uske Top Mein Se Right Boob Bahar Aya Hua Thha Ek Policeman Ne U ..- Kya Vakiye Hi Pyar Andha Hota Hai?
Pyar Andha Hota Hai Ye To Hamesha Se Sunte Aate Hai, Par Is Kahavat Ka Asli Matlab Is Hotel Wale Ne ..Hindi Version
पुलिस वाला और फौजी एक साथ ट्रेन में सफ़र कर रहे थे.
पुलिसवाले ने टाइम पास के लिए फौजी से पूछा
पुलिसवाला: "अप छुट्टी पे जा रहे है?"
फौजी: "हाँ बीवी के बच्चा होने वाला है, इसलिए"
पुलिसवाला: "ओह्ह अच्छा, कितने दिन बाद घर जा रहे हो?"
फौजी: "2 साल बाद."
पुलिसवाला उसका मजाक उड़ाते हुए: "फिर तो होने वाला बच्चा पक्का हराम का होगा"
फौजी ने बड़े प्यार से जवाब दिया: "मुझे कोनसा घर रखना है पुलिस में भर्ती कर दूंगा"
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……….. Joke Mast hai Suna huwa thha lekin phir bhi sunke hasi aa gayi……….In Kaliyug :-
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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop ……………
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Girl :- Ghar par maa-behan nahi hai kya ?
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Boy : – No
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Girl : – To Ghar le chal na pagal .
Yaha time pass kyu kar raha hai…
IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both d sides.
Then six=6
& wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka :D
kya brain use kiya hai yar.
Manna parega jay bro tumko…
Very good.
Hehehe……. Nilesh bro. Maine nahi…… Santa ne brain use kiya hai :P
Biology teacher:
Agar ladki ko asthama ka attack aaye to use der tak hontho se saans do
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Student- wo to thik he lekin aisa kya kare ki
Use asthama attack aaye?
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain ;)
solid joke
Santa- Tum Ek baar me kitne Aadmi utha sakte ho ?
PHLWAN-kam se kam 10 Aadmi :)
Santa- bas, Tumse acha to mera murga hai
jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai ^_^
Kabhi na sikayat ki baat lvo pe layenge
Kabhi na Aapko Aajmayenge,
Kashm khuda ki………
Jaise Aap bhul rahe ho Humko.
Waise hi hum v bhool jayenge Aapko :’(
Nice lines jay…….
Admin dear kya tum site ko din me band b kar dete ho kyoki kai dafa jab main site pe aata hu to ye error show hone lagta hai
Oh, it’s seems error!
Possible Cause:
This site is temporarily unavailable, please try it later.
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ye error sirf tumhari hi teeno sites pe aata hai jabki baki ki sabhi sites khulti hai
lo sun lo ye prob b admin bro..
Hum pichale joke me b bta chuke hai aur isme b bta rha hu
is bar tum pakka pagal ho jaoge…. ADMIN BHAI.
yes..ye error kabhi kabhi aati hai…
but dont pannic…. may b server cookies ya cache ke sath kuchh reefreshing kar raha ho.. i mean matargashti… he he he he he..
@Sweetheart,
Tumhari ye Shikayat hai ki Mai Tumko yaad nahi karta hun..
Toh Chalo Aaz Koi Achhi si ek saza do mujko.
Kuch Nahi toh aisa karo Aaz rula do mujhko,
Tum ko bhool jaun toh Maut Aaye mujhko
Apne dil ki gahrai se ye dua do mujhko :(
@jay,tumhare cmnts ko serious mein leta hoon!!
jay, aaj tumne mujhe ek aise cheej khi..jo shyad duniya mein kisi ne kisi k liye kaha hoga..
tumne mujhe dher saare cmnts kie honge..lekin aaj jo tumne cmnt kia..woh ek DUNIYA ki sabse badi SACCHAI kh di..thanx tumne is duniya ko jhooth banne se thoda sa bachaya!!warna jhoot ka hi jada bol bala hai.iss duniya mein….tumne jo mere liye likh diya uske liye mein kya khun tumse..jay mann krta hai iss likhe gye lines ko sone se k shabdo mein tbdil krke k apne pass humsha rakh doon…aur shyad waisa kucch kr sakun…meine expect nhi ki thi iss sachhai ki..tumne sach kh k mujhe bahut kucch de dala….bhagwaan kre kbhi agle birth mein bhule bhatke hum mil jae…tc jay!!..jay hum dono jaante hain…dooriyon mein hi hum sabse najdik hote hain..kyunki humari dosti mein pyaar tha..aur uss pyaar mein sacchai..
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@jay!!..aise baate kyun krte ho..jab bhi iss jhoothi duniya mein nazare ghumata hoon..sirf tumhari baate sach najar aati hai…tum mujhe acchi tarah se jaante ho..tumne mujhe meri baato se meri dil ki dhadkno ko suna hai..tumne mehsus kia.hoga usme kitni chaaht hai.ek pyaar k liye…tumne kalyug mein kucch sach bolkar..meri dher saari duaein tumhare liye mere dil ne dedi…..humare beech kbhi naarajgi ka swaal paida nhi hota hai jay…kyunki humne dosti aur pyaar kia hai…..SHAADI NHI!!
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … Nothing more
Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can’t communicate.
Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?
Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.
Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep to.
Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast.
sooooooo cute answers… hehehe :P
best suited for viva questions… hehehe
Hey Dosto!
Kisi Ne Pucha :
Chaand
Khubsoorat Hai
Ya Woh ?
Main ne Kaha : Ye to Main Nahi Janta
Haan !
Magar Jab Usey Dekhte Hoon
To Chand ko Bhool jate Hoon aur Jab Chand ko Dekhte Hoon to uski Yaad Aati Hai….:)
Chale Aawo kisi din haal humara bhi dekho tum….
Murdaa hai jishm mera..magar ek Sansh to baaki hai…
Meri deewanagi ne usko khuda maan liya hai..!!
Uski bedili ko nada’n dil ne shifa maan liya hai..!!
Na uske sitam par sawaal kiye, na shikayat koi,
Uski bakhshi huyi choto’n ko dawa maan liya hai..!!
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Ajnabi Duniya Me Akela Khwab Hu Main.!
Sawalo Se Ghira Ek Jawab Hu Main.!
Jo Na Samajh Sake Unke Liye Kaun?
Jo Samajhe Unke Liye Ek Kitaab Hu mai…
Bahut Juda H Auro Se Mere Dil Ki Kaifiyat,
Zakhm Ka Koi Nishan Nahi aur Dard Ki Koi Intehaa Nahi.
Hehehehehehe…… hahahahahaha…….
dhansu type joke…!
jay bro aapke jokes bhi sb massttt type hai..!
@nilesh bhai jokes ka kya hai aap jaise logo ke saath se etna bahot kuch ho pata hai!
@dhiraj bhai sry 4 d late nd gud evng bro..!
@deleted g thanx aapne apni shayri post kari…!
Nd @Admin bhai tu baat kyu..? kaat raha hai bta naa party kb de raha hai tu….!
Samose hi khilana..! :P
Nd all dear frnds aap sab kaise ho..?
gud evng 2 all my swt frndz….! :-)
wo sub to thik hai but…..
Yar yha aur b dost hai bhai, jinke wajh se yha raunak bni rhti hai..
buhuhuhu….. bro, ap ka vo joke to muje b pasnd aya tha..or maine b 1 chota sa cmnt kiya tha..but..no rply..!!!
N maine ap ko gud mrng b kiya tha..but.. No rply..!!!
;( ;( ;(;(
Ohh…! I’m so sry dear..!
Aap kaise ho…?
Nd thanx dear…!
@Nilesh bhai i’m aggreed wid u..!
aaja bhai tu aaj hi samosa khane aa ja.. main aaj samosey laya tha aur ek niche gir gaya tha.. fenkne se achha hai tu kha hi le :p
Hahahaha….. kamine 2jhse yahi ummid thi..!
jane de meri taraf se wo bhi tu kha le coz tu abhi bhi us samose ko le ke kuch soch raha hai..!
@nitesh, kyun mujhe bhai bana rahe ho…Dear bol k thoda sach bol do!!..my body is accepting your bhai..but my soul iss rejecting!! isliye mujhe just Dhiraj ya Dear bola kro!!
good night!!
@Dear Deepak Good night!!
@prince, gud night!!
friends gud night!!
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LOVE* IS TRUTH* rest is FALSE!!
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:D
Boy 2 girl- i luv u…
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Girl- i m engaged with someone and i hv boyfrnd too….
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Boy- After long thinking
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“DEKHNA KUCH ADJUST HOTA HO TO BATANA”..
fir kiya usne aapko adjust ???
:( :( Sab Ladkiya to ek jasi nahi hoti hai naaaaaa…….
Naa kar diya to ye koi jaruri nahi keeeeeee Naa he rehe ………. :(
@jay alwyas apni baat pe rhna chahiye na …nahi to always nahiii :D
wahi toh ap se bol raha hu….
kuch adjust ho to batana.. :P :P
Sorry,nahi ho sakta :P
buhuhuhu..
Do baaten ho skti h..sanam tere inkar ki..
Ya duniya se tu darti h…
Ya kadar nahi mere pyar ki…
Teacher : bhosdi ke! aaj tune fir homework kyu nahi kiya?
Student = sir light nahi thi.
T= to sale chinal ke mombatti jala leta.
S= sir machis nahi utha sakta tha!
T= kyu be lavde?
S= sir puja k ghar me rakhi thi!
T= to uthai kyu nahi madarchod?
S= nahaya nahi tha sir! :-(
T- sale bhadwe nahaya kyu nahi tha?
S= paani nahi tha sir.
T= bhenchod, paani kyon nahi tha?
S -sir motar nahi chal rahi thi.
T = randi ke bacche ab motar ko kya hua?
S – Sir aapki maa ka bhosda, aapki maa ki chut, bhenchod,madarchod,
Kitni baar bolun bhen ke lavde ki light nahi thi…:D
hahahahahahahehehehehehehe..
Gtd joke yar
mast hai…
Tumha wo sher wala joke kuch jyada hi mast tha bro.
hahahahaha………. Yaar very funny joke……
Oh hehehe!kaun sa teacher & student itna abuse krta hoga
Admin bro tumhara ye http://www.nonvegjokes.com/3-idiots-lab-scene-but-for-sex-education-789.html joke hume sabse mast lga.. Reallyyy
tumhare brain ki to dad deni paregi..
Haan nilesh bro bt maine bhi is mv. pe 2 jokes diye the pta nahi ye admin use kab publish karega..?
:-(
Bhai abb to publish kar de use.!
Bhikhari Train me Hath Me X-Ray liye Bhikh Mang Rha tha.
1 Admi Chilaya: Bahenchod! Tu wohi hai Na Jo Gand ka X-ray Dikha ke bolta hai ke Dil me ched hai!!!!!!!!
MY FIRST CONDOM:
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.
I went in to buy a packet of
condoms at the pharmacy. There was this
beautiful woman assistant behind
the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered,
‘No, this is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out
and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on
tight and secure. I apparently
still looked confused. So she looked all
around the store to see if it was empty.
It was empty. ‘Just a minute,’she said, and
walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back
room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed
it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could
do was nod my head. She then said it was
time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her
skirt, removed her panties and lay down on
a desk.
‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have
much time.’
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful,
that unfortunately, I could no longer hold
back and KAPOW, I was done within a few
minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown.
‘Did you put that condom on?’, she asked.
I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to
show her.
She fainted…! :P
hehehehehehehe…
Bhai itna lamba explain karoge to kaise kam chalega…haan..
Hehehehe don’t mind…
Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?
Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai…
Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala,
aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya..
Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik..:P
Hehehehehehe…….
Shahajahan: Gaand phat gayi pyar me diwane ki…
Gaand phat gayi pyar me diwane ki…
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Birbal: Lavde kya zarurat thi Chut k chakkar me Tajmahal banwane ki.. .X_X =))
hahahahahahahaha…
Great sher…
Ajkal to site par rauran hi chhayi hui hai..
Kisi Ne Kya khub kaha h……..
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“Manzil Mil hi Jayegi Bhatak kar hi sahi,
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Gumrah to wo h,
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Jo Ghar se Nikle hi Nahi”..
I asked an old woman why she hasn’t
married yet,
“I’m still waiting.”
I can’t help but laugh on her reply.
But I was really touched when she continued,
“He promised he’ll be back.”
Grt dear, kya baat kahi…wah.!!!
.aj ki duniya me pata nh ye saari baaten kaha kho gai h…
Aaj to India main 4 Bade Problems Hai ?
1.Population
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2.Mehengai
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3.Bomb Blast
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sb se badi prblm
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4.Naujawano Ko Har Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR..:-
deepu u wrote great…
it’s true…
Very good
we should that….. Just think
Lesson 2 learn 4m a pair of walking legs:
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D foot dat is fowrd has no pride
&
othr foot whch is behind has no shame
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Coz dey both knw der situation wil change….
nitesh bahut khub….
jay lagta h tumhari chutti thi aaj…..bahut joke likhe h …..
priya ji bhi aa hi gyi…..
nilesh …how was the day?
admin…..joke bahut sahi tha….mujjhe aiese hi joke …pasand h ……
prince ji,, …….. tusi dasiya ni …..aap g de pind da naa……
f9 bole to ekdum mast..
Hahahahahaheheh..
Tum btao kaise ho,
aur life me koi dout ho to kho,
usko turant clear kiya jayega..
Hehehehehe.. Don’t mind DEL BRO.. Hehehe
me kidhar gayi thi? ?yahi to thi :)
Ladkiyo ki shopping+:
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lena kuch nhi hota bas ye dekho wo dekho..
aww ye kya h wowwwww…
5 ghante lagati hai & fir… golgappe kha ke wapis aa jati hai…. :D:p
Boys ki shopping.
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Lena kuch nahi hota bus market jana
bus
girls ko dekhna,
un par comments karna.
Again & again watch & comment
is me hi 10 hrs lagana & return to home…huhh
Ye tumne chid ker likha hai na
partially true….10 ghante hum log nahi laga sakte..aur b kaam hote hain..ladkiyo ko niharne ke siwa…
At some point i feel u are r8 piyush :P… BUT PRIYA U R PERFECTLY R8… ladko ko saach mein kuch kaam nhi hota other than making comments….
good n9t dear all frndz.*
u have a sweat dreamzzzz….
Good joke
good one……
hey….how are you now….khub rest karo…time pe dawa khao…may god bless you with hiss blessing to you…
Ab to mein kafi thik hu but abhi thoda time aur lagega,aap kaise he???
Hi..Sonam ji,…
Yaha pr ane or hum sb se baat krne k liye thnx..
Apna khayal rakhiyega…
kyu wo Mitti khati hai jo dhayan rakhe hehehehe
Hi deepak hru,aapke quotes ko itne din bohot miss kiya…….
Dhiraj…..good night baby…
@ del bro…panjabi mujhe nahi ati…aapne kya puchha…main samjh nai paya…shuru ki line samjh aayi…but…
gd mrng frndz*
GOOD MORNING…FRIENDS…
Hv nyc dy..
T C…
gud mrng
@nilesh ji ….dhoodh nikalne ka time ho gya……aap 5 baje dhoodh bechne jate h kya……itni jaldi uth jate ho yaar……
@prince i asked u …which city r u from? ….and u have gud knowledge of computer back end…..
@priya ji ab aap ayi to sonam, varsha, mousam, prity sab gayab ho gyi ….kahin aap hi to ye naam use nahi karti / karta……i doubt…..
@admin mujhe 1 saal ho gya iss site par….
Happy Birthday Deleted ji..hehehe..ap 1 saal k ho gaye…
gd mrng bro*
yar hum tumko kitni bar btaye ki humare yha milk ka koi work nhi hota
means
hum milk nhi sell karte hai,
aur han milk ki deairy humare mama ki hai…. Jha se 10000LEATER deaily stply hoti hai..
o ho,..! Toh ap mama ji ki deairy se milk supply krte ho..!!!
Batya to tha bro… Varanasi ka hoo but Pichhle 2 saal se Lucknow me rah raha hoo..
kah to tu ese raha hai jaise bahut bada teer mara ho… CNW BTW
Boy & Girl standing at bus stop…
Boy: Yeh rishta kya kaha lata hai…
Girl: Pavitra Rishta…
Boy: Iss pyar ko kya naam du?
Girl: Ek hazaro me meri behana hai…
hahahahahahahehehehe…
Nice joke….
Very gud
Gm friends
Hey Lalit ji, hw r u..?
gd mrng dost.*
:o
sry dear dhiraj g.!
Abb theek hai naa dear…
@nitesh!!… :) bilkul thik tumhari tarah Dear!!tc :)
thanx dear..!
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gud mrng guys…
Ek din ek lady shop se parrot
kharidne gayi….
Usne dukandar se kaha vasim
bhai ek tota chahaiye….
Dukandar ne uuse ek tota dikaya…
Lady ne pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai vasim bhai…
Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai.
Lady ne kaha acha..
Usne tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti .hun
“Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai”
tote ne kaha.
Lady ne kaha vasim bhi ye to bhut badtamij tota hai, gali deta hai.
Vasim bhai use ander le gya aur pani me dubaya aur pucha….
Gali dega… Tota. Haan dunga
Vasim ..phir dubaya aur
pucha .gali dega”
Tota… haan dunga….
Vasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..
Is bar tota man gya aur kaha nahi dunga kabhi kabhi bhi nahi dunga,,,,,
Vo use bahar le gya aur lady se
kaha ye ab gali nahi dega..
Tab lady ne usse pucha …
Agr mere ghar pr mere sath ek
aadmi aye
to tum kya sochoge.
Tote ne kaha..ki tumhara pati
hoga..
Lady..agr do aadmi aye to kya.
Tota.tumhara pati aur devar,
Lady.agr tin aadmi ..
Tota-tumhara pati ,devar,aur
bhayiya.
Lady …agr char aadmi aye to…
Tota.
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vasim bhai pani lao…
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki
“behen ki laudi randi hai”.
Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri
ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe ??
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Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha ??
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nahi
karte :P
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Girl: Saale : Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne… !!
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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee
rakhi thi :)
=D xP !!
del bro..varanasi jaisi city me morning ke 5 baje uth jana koi badi baat nahi… main jab waha rahta hoo khud b khud 5 baje nind khul jati hai..bhale hi main raat ke 3 baje soya hoon..
u r r8t PRINCE BRO,
bro tum varanasi me kha rhte ho..???
admin bro aj ka joke kha hai…???
Bf to Gf – Jaan Tum Kal Mere
SapneMein
Aayi Thi .. You Were Looking Very
Cute :)
Gf Khush Ho Kar.. Hmm ? Sach
Much ♥
Bf – Haan Baba Such Much ♥
Gf .. Sapne Mein Hum Dono Kya
KarRahe The ?
Bf – I Was Eating Dairy Milk !
Main Akele He Kha Raha Tha Aur
Tum Bhooki Bhikari Ke Andaaz
Mein Keh Rahi Thi Ki Plz Beshak
Chocolate Naa Dena But Wrappar
To De Dena Chaatne Ke Liye.. :P :D
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