Non Veg Jokes http://nonvegjokes.com Some Jokes Meant To Be Dirty ... Sat, 19 May 2012 09:15:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Todays Kids http://nonvegjokes.com/todays-kids-2491.html http://nonvegjokes.com/todays-kids-2491.html#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 09:15:05 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2491 Dad: “What’s Your Result?”

Son: “I’ve Failed In Five Subjects”

Dad: “From Now Onwards Don’t Call Me Dad”

Son: “Oh Come On Dad, Its My School Test Not A DNA Test“

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/todays-kids-2491.html/feed/ 32 Jise Sahara Diya, Usne Hi Loot Liya http://nonvegjokes.com/jise-sahara-diya-usne-hi-loot-liya-2490.html http://nonvegjokes.com/jise-sahara-diya-usne-hi-loot-liya-2490.html#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 04:15:49 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2490 Baap Beta Sadak Pe Jaa Rahe Thhe To Bete Ne Dekha Ki Kutta-Kutti Sex Kar Rahe The.

Bete Ne Puchha: “Dad, Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?”

Baap Ab Bechara Kya Kahta, Kuch Socha Aur Bache Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Se Bola

Baap: “Beta, Piche Wala Kutta Aage Wale Ka Sahara Le Kar Chal Raha Hai”

Beta Hairani Hote Hue: “Hadd Hai, To Ismein Bechare Ki Gaand Marne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi“

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/jise-sahara-diya-usne-hi-loot-liya-2490.html/feed/ 24 Dosto Ki Insult Shayarana Andaaz Mein http://nonvegjokes.com/dosto-ki-insult-shayarana-andaaz-mein-2488.html http://nonvegjokes.com/dosto-ki-insult-shayarana-andaaz-mein-2488.html#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 09:15:58 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2488 Aankhein Diwangi Mein Laga Bethe,

Dil Apna Ashiqui Mein Haar Baithe,

Aap To Awarded Gandu Nikle,

Hizde Se Bhi Apni Marwa Bethe.

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Ladki Pehle Hath Me Le,

Phir Muh Mein Le,

To Iske Liye Aap

……….. Panipuri Becho.

Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.

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Ab Aap www.nveg.in Type Karke Bhi Ye Site Khol Sakte Ho

Aur Badi Jaldi Hi Site Ka Mobile Version Bhi Shuru Ho Jayega, Jis Se Aap Mobile Pe Easy Way Mein Site Ko Navigate Kar Payenge.

Ab Jokes Ke Sath Sath Site Se Related News & Updation Send Karta Rahunga Aur Main Aap Logo Se Touch Mein Raha Karunga.

Because Aap Logo Ke Pyar, Suggestion Aur Feedback Se Hi Is Site Ko Aur Behtar Bana Ja Sakta Hai.

Please Aap Log Apne Sujhav Jarur De.

Regards
Sameer Urf Baba Saxidas,

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Santa: “I’m In A Hurry Doctor, Can I Leave My Underwear Here“

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/yearly-checkup-of-santa-2486.html/feed/ 6 Gande Shabd Aur Direct Words Ab Jokes Mein Nahi Aayenge http://nonvegjokes.com/gande-shabd-aur-direct-words-ab-jokes-mein-nahi-aayenge-2495.html http://nonvegjokes.com/gande-shabd-aur-direct-words-ab-jokes-mein-nahi-aayenge-2495.html#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 08:40:15 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2495 Dosto,

Bahut Sari Complaints Aur Logo Ki Mails Aa Rahi Hai Ki Jokes Mein Direct Gande Words Like G..Nd, Ch..T, Lu.D Mat Likha Karu

So Mene Decide Kiya Hai Ki Aaj Ke Baad Non Veg Jokes Mein Gande Words Nahi Likha Karunga.

So Ab Aap Log Apna Dimag Laga Liya Karna… :p

Mera Ye Step Aap Logo Ko Kaisa Laga, Please Mail Karke Ya Comment Mein Bataye Jarur

Aapka Apna
Sameer Urf Baba Saxidas

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/gande-shabd-aur-direct-words-ab-jokes-mein-nahi-aayenge-2495.html/feed/ 38 Batao Galti Kiski, Lala Ji Ki Ya Ladke Ki? http://nonvegjokes.com/batao-galti-kiski-lala-ji-ki-ya-ladke-ki-2485.html http://nonvegjokes.com/batao-galti-kiski-lala-ji-ki-ya-ladke-ki-2485.html#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 05:40:27 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2485 Ek Dukan Par Ek Ladka Kaam Karta Tha, Uska Malik Use Ye Kah Kar Ghar Jata Tha Ki Ghar Chini Khane Ja Raha Hoon

Aisa Roj Hota Thha, Ek Din Ladka Lala Ji Ka Picha Karta Karta Ghar Pahunch Gaya.

Usne Khidki Mein Se Dekha Ki Lala Ji Apni Wife Ko Chod Raha Tha,

Ye Dekh Ladke Ko Bhi Tharak Chadd Gayi Aur Usne Doosre Din Lala Ji Ki Ladki Ko Pata Liya,

Kuch Din Baad Vo Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha, Achanak Se Lala Uper Se Aa Gaya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekh Liya

Bas Fir Kya Tha Lala Ji Ne Ladke Ko Peetna Shuru Kar Diya.

Rone Peetne Ki Awaje Sunkar Aas Paas Ke Logo Ne Pucha: “Arrey Is Gareeb Ko Kyu Peete Ja Rahe Ho”

Iss Par Lala Ji Ne Rote Hue Jawab Diya: “Jab Ise Cheeni Khani Thi To Isne Nayi Bori Kyun Kholi, Jab Purani Bori Khuli Padi Thi“

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Main Ne Aap Ko Apna Dena Chaha, Magar Aap Ne Na Liya, Sacha Pyaar

Aakhir Aap Ne Mera Dekh Hi Liya Na, Ghussa

Pehle Kehte The Ke Mujhe Tumhara Hi Pasand Hai, Andaaz

Lekin Ab Kehti Ho Ke Main Kisi Aur Ka Loon Gi, Sahara

Mera Khayaal Hai Ke Mera Ab Kaafi Lamba Ho Gaya Hai, Message

Ab Mujhe Aap Ki Chahiye, Ijaazat

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/double-meaning-baat-shayarana-andaz-mein-2483.html/feed/ 54 Itna Bhi Tameez Se Bat Karna Achha Nahi Hota http://nonvegjokes.com/itna-bhi-tameez-se-bat-karna-bhi-achha-nahi-hota-2484.html http://nonvegjokes.com/itna-bhi-tameez-se-bat-karna-bhi-achha-nahi-hota-2484.html#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 04:15:47 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2484 Ek Lucknow Ka Nawab Apne Kisi Rishtedar Se Milne Mumbai Gaya.

Wahan Vo Rasta Bhool Gaya, To Usne Ek Ladke Se Puchha.

Budha: “Huzroor, Ek Takleef Deni Thi Aapko”

Bachha: “Bhonsdi Ke, De Ke To Dekh Teri Maa Na Chod Dunga Sale Budhe.“

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