Finger Vs Boyfriend
Posted on 24 Jun 2010
- For Variety, You Have Ten To Choose From.
- You Can’t Get Pregnant From Your Fingers.
- You Always Have Them With You.
- They Won’t Ask: Am I The First?
- You Can Use More Than 1 At A Time.
- They Don’t Have Aids.
- You Can Stop If You Want To.
- You Can Also Use Them To Clean The Wax Out Of Your Ears.
- They Don’t Take Up Half The Bed At Night.
- If The Ones You Are Using Get Tired, You Can Switch To Some Of The Others.
- You Can Also Share Them With A Friend.
- Your Fingers Won’t Just Fall Asleep Afterward.
- Fingers Don’t Cheat On You.
- No One Ever Fell In Love With Their Fingers.
- You Always Know Where Your Fingers Have Been.
- They Don’t Want To Know Where You Were Last Evening.
- They Come In Sizes – Thumb To Pinkie, Or Any Combination Thereof, It’s Up To You.
- They Won’t Finish Just Before You Reach Orgasm.
So Girls and boys please share your thoughts and more benefits of Fingers in the comment.
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u can excite ur partner
vry gd…keep it up.
wow its amezing for gals bt plz gals dnt follow it cz i m d best one rathar than ur friend
Novel likh de
Gandupanti joke
GANDU MARJA
sale harami tere pass lund nahi hai kya?????
Hi i am kuldeep i want a girlfriend
but if all the girls will switch to fingers rather than boys human beings will get extent in the coming years
ae chal paka mat, that was a joke
soumya tum biology padha do mere ko,tumhare thoughts sun k rona aagaya,yaha population explosion ho raha hai log population ghatane ki soch rahe hain or tum apni ma chuda rahi ho.
isk liye soumaya tu to hai na .
its amazing for gals bt plz gals dnt follow it cz i m better than ur fingers.. u can try me…
harsh ms and playboy thumlogonai sach kaha menai be yahi socha tha
harsh tujha theroy padho ya practical bhi padana padaga
tum jaisi k saath to practical karne se accha marna pasand karunga samjhi behen ki laudi.
its gud….hiiiiiiii soumya….u dont use ur finger…v r here 4 u..
JUST DONT FORGET… DUSRE KE GAAN MEIN UNGLI MAAT KAR..
RESULT BOOORA HOTA HAI… ADVICE
upar comment se pta chalta hai chuttiyo….k bande k bas k nae hai gand marna…ladkiya ungli me hi khush hai….saalo kaat k phek to apni apni!!!:D
tumhare pas aunguli hai to hamere pas hatheli hai, jindabad hatheli
abay saab ne finger used ki tu hamare lodoonka kia hoo ga so next time lodeke benifits likhna.
are rick apana hath jagnnath ,lage raho fingure kab tak chalegi kiss kon uska bap karega