First Night Pe Hosh Uda Dena

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Miya Biwi Ne Suhagrat Manayi Aur Thak Ke Beth Gaye.

Husband Ne Biwi Pe Rob Marne Ke Liye Bola.

Husband: “Main Shadi Se Pahle 20 Call Girls Ke Saath Sex Kar Chuka Hun”

Biwi Sharmatey Hue: “Oh Ji Mene Aapko Pahchan Liya, Aap Wohi Hona Na Jo 500 Rs Ka Nakli Note De Gaye Thhe“

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30 Responses to "First Night Pe Hosh Uda Dena"

  1. pankaj says:
    June 27, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    ye hua nahle pe dehla….????

    Reply
  2. Pradeep Tiwari. says:
    June 27, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    h! admin im pradeep. and verry gud jock.

    Reply
  3. Heartbeat says:
    June 27, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    Itni der wife ko chodne k baad b uski phad na saka lekin wife ne ek jhatke me hi uski phad di

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    • divya says:
      June 27, 2011 at 10:01 pm

      Heartbeat yar mai to mostly comment ka rply karti hu

      chalo Srry aage se aapke sare cmmnt ka rply karungi pakka

      Reply
  4. pyare mohan says:
    June 27, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    good joke

    Reply
  5. Jay says:
    June 27, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    ha ha ha ha ha ha…..Ye huwa Jaise to Tisa….hehehe

    @ Prince the bad Guy dekh le bhai tere bare me Rashii ji theek hi kahti hai……hehehe

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  6. Anuj says:
    June 27, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    chi chi ci kaisi biwi hai

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  7. Panchhi says:
    June 27, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    Hehehehehe

    Reply
  8. Jay says:
    June 27, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    Gaaw ki ek Anpadh Aurat ko shadi ke baad 2 saal me hi 3 bacche ho gaye, wo bechari baccho ko lekar pareshan rahti thhi, Wo BABA ji k Kutiya me Aayi aur boli:

    BABA ji mein 3 saal tak Bachey Paida nahi karna chahti koi Dawa (Elaz) batayen ??

    BABA Ji bole:

    Condom le lo.

    Aurat:

    Pani K sath ya Doodh K sath.

    BABA Ji:

    LUND K sath:P

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  9. XXX says:
    June 27, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Kya mera koi frnd mujhe pahchan sakta hai ki mai kon hun

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    • Jay says:
      June 28, 2011 at 12:43 am

      Ary yaar tu aa gaya??????
      Chal tujhko mai ek Gift deta hu
      Ye leeee
      /”‘”"”"”"”"”"”"/|
      / GIFT BOX //
      /______________//
      Wah!
      Kia Gift aya hy!

      Khol to sahi..

      )
      ( (,,,)=======@
      /
      yar
      GIFT hy
      lena to pryga.

      Reply
  10. aki says:
    June 27, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    hi friends ,

    waise sachai bolne wala ho to koi in miya biwi ke jaisa

    in dono ne to SACHAAI ki misal di hai .

    anuj bhai tum b aise hi sach bolna

    Reply
    • AJUBA says:
      June 28, 2011 at 2:08 pm

      Hertbit iska answer i think 0 he kyu ki uska half nahi hoga 12 ka. Aadha 6. Or 6 ka aadha 3 . 3 ka aadha nahi hoga

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  11. Heartbeat says:
    June 28, 2011 at 1:00 am

    For all ginious :- Ek aadami ek exclusive club ka member nahi lekin wo us club me jana chahta hai par use door pe doorman ko dene k liye password nahi hai wo door pe aane wale member's par dyan rakta hai 1st member door knock karta hai to doorman question karta hai twelwe to 1st member ans. Deta hai six door khul jata hai isi tarha 2nd member knock karta hai to doorman bolta hai six to 2nd member ans. Deta hai three tab wo aadami yo ye sab dekh raha tha knock karta hai to doorman bolta hai ten to wo aadmi ans. Deta hai five lekin door nahi khulta aisa q hota hai agar uska ans. Galat hai to right ans. Kya hai

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  12. Ashish says:
    June 28, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    Mere all frend,s ap savi sadi sonchsamajh kar karna, aysi-ysi bhavi mat ladena ki patachale ki, use maine 1000 diya tha, is liyea mujh se dikhwa kar tasali kar lena…..agee "marji h ap ki kyou ki sar h ap ka"

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  13. pranav sood says:
    June 28, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Wo that was it

    Reply
  14. dinesh singh says:
    July 18, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    divya ji hamse dosti karengiu aaap

    Reply

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