For God Sake Please Stop Calling
Views: 20,599 - Posted on 02 Jul 2012
Husband: “Honey, Why Is Broken Condom Laying On The Sofa?”
Wife Tensed: “Where?”
She Goes Out To Check And Returns
Wife: “For God Sake Stop Calling Our Son A Broken Condom“
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wife k sath cheap condom v chalega bt gf k sath nhi. Tensn ho jati hai yaar.
hahahahahahahahahahaha….kiasa father hai ye?
hehehehehehehehe
Hahaha good one
:O
A butiful girl entr in clas….
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Al bys wr crzy 4 hr n stud in d way
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bt aftr hearing girl’s rply they wer dead..!
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Wat She said”bhaisab gelo (rasto) dijo,jhadu kadno h”
hahahaha,,,agr is jhadu wali ka pata lage to mujhe jarur btana :p
vry gud joke..
broken condom a mistake of man,and punish for women.
u r r8t nina.
Hehehehe.
gud joke
Hehehehe yahi to kids ka fayda ha
Bhakt: shadi ko 6 saal ho gaye
bacha nahi hua
Nirmal Baba: Biwi ke sath kab soe
the?
BhaKT: Baba roj sota hu
Baba: 2-4 din pdosiiyo ko sone do
kirpa hogi
hehehe…fir hui…?????? kripa.. :P :P
ye to meine kaha tha admin ko ……
:)
Hahahahahahaha joke of the week
Sbse pavitra cheez agar h to wo h L~nd.
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Kyuki l~nd bahut vinamra h, hmesha jhuka rehta h.
Sehanshil h,apne se kai guna jyada bojh uthata h.
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L~nd dayalu h, har ladki ki goad bharne me sahayak hota h
L~nd asli guru h, vo hmesha apne do shishyo (latura or gatura) ka sath nahi chodta.
L~nd me saadgi h. Jb sara sansar a.c me sota h wo ek choti si gufa me rat guzarta h.
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L~nd aadrniya h. kyuki wo hr naari ko dek kr khada ho jta h.
L~nd devta h,Chahe kitna modo marodo usme se
amrit hi niklta h, jisse ye sari srishti chalti hai
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Jai ho l~nd maharaj ki.
bahut khub…
Bolo jai
Nina is boy….
if i am wrong…prove me wrong…
kash prince ki baat true ho jaye,main bhi ek din ke c.m. Ki tarah ek din ke liye ladka ho jau.
i think, i prove you wrong or nahi to prove me wrong.
mein to bahut pahle se kah raha tha nina boy h ……
del bro kal hi to site pe ayi hu.kya frank batein karne ka huk kewal ladko ko hai.
i agree wd u…
Prince..i agree wd u….
ek ki baat par dusre ne vishwas kiya,dusre ki baat par tisre ne aur mera vishwas tod diya.
goodby dosto.
by the way ,i am_.
Nina suchdeva
age-25
lectuarar in a school of pol. science and sociology.
Gud buy and enjoy with your friends.
main bolna to nahi chahta tha par tumne mera muh khulva diya… fir ye R.Kant kon hai agar tum sachdeva ho to ;)
and ek jaruri baat SUCHDEVA nahi SACHDEVA hota hai nahi yakeen to google pe search mar ke dekh le, ek bhi SUCHDEVA nazar aa gaya to man jaunga :p
Idhar ke user hamare pagal ho sakte hai (joke pad pad ke ) par chutiya nahi.. aur main hun na unko batane wala..
are ladka hai to kya hua ?????????
waise bhi aaj kal Jay nhi aata,,,,, uske jagah yahi kaam aa jayega…
G marne ke :p
Wo ek pal jali to use shma kah diya,
Ae Duniya waalo
Hum mohabbat me sadiyo se jal rahe hain,
Koi to khitaab do…..!
Chutiya No 1 hehehe kaisa hai khitab. sal jab kuch salo mein pata chal gaya vo teri nahi ho sakti thi to kisi aur se setting kar leta
Log Mere Baray Mein Kya Sochen Gey,
Agar Ye ß Mein Sochon To Phir Log Kya Sochien Gey….!
Yahi ki sote hue teri G humne nahi to kisne mari hehehehe
Main Gham-e-Zindagii Sunaata Hoon,
Log Kehtey Hai’n Shayri uss’ko……..!!!
Delet logo ka kya kehna log to gand ko bhi chut samaj kar marte hai
dosto Nina ko boy kyon kah rhe ho
alok bhai woh khud accept kr rh hai….
why i cannot use my brother id in summer vacations when he was not in intrested in cyber chating.
I have no personal id.
and tow words.’nina’ and’neena’.jo acha lage laga sakate hai and as well in suchdeva and sachdeva.
trust me or not is your choice.
i will ask u a question then it will be clear u r boy or girl…….becoz only a girl can answer that question…..
Bat lagane ki nahi hai par koi b apni surname galat type nhi karta janeman
surname to waise hi type karnge jaise roz likhte hai.
Ha he ho he hi hu he ah oh aa ba aa kaoy baot haio
admin tumne nina k bare mein sahi kaha……sachdeva hota h ….
sharma,sahrma,sarma
ye tino naam sahi mane jate hai,according to indian constitution act 25.
ye act hume jati, dharm,surname ki pahchan rakhne,na rakhe aur badlne ki aajadi deta hai.same case sach or such.
Dear tumne proov krna hai to simple trika hai. Mere ko apna number dedo. Main call krke confirm kr lunga
mere ko prove karke tumse shadi nahi karni hai.
aur jab tum rule karke id published kar sakte ho,to number bhi kar do.waise bhi mene meeting place ka naam bheja ,ab publish nahi ho raha to main kya karu..
Mene kiskiid publish ki. And number to tumje hi dena padega. Na dena chaho to na sahi
Nina sahi faisla kia tumne . Admin se shaadi mt krna. In logo ko tumhari kadr nhi hai. Shaadi tum muzse krna. Me janta hun tum ek beautiful & hot girl ho. So i like u so much. To kb kr rhi ho. . . . . . . . .
aur admin agar tu shers samajh nahi sakta to mein band kar deta hun post karne…….meine socha tha teri apni site h shers ki …tu to sher samajhta hoga……..ya fir tune aaj jyada lha li h ….
@behna nina,..tum ek din k liye ladka kyun bnna chahti ho??/….aur tumhara naam ka matlab kya hai??..waise tumhare bare mein mein ek cheej jaan gya hoon..kh do to bata doon..haha!..??
chalo pahle tum hi bata do
leave it!!..woh cheej bataunga sab hansenge!!..so i dont wann 2 mention..jisse tumhein tention ho !tc
jaise cutjalo pe haste hai, waise hi ab hans lenge.
yeh jay ka aphran ho gya hai kya..aajkal cmnt nhi krta??/
aur mujhe aisa lagta hai ki mujhse naaraj chl raha hai….agr woh meri baat se naaraj hai to kyun..aur uska reason kya hai….??..
km se km formality to kr sakta hai naa!!..mera haalchaal pucchkr..but ek baat to sach hai…apne dil se mujhe zindagi bhar k liye nhi nikal paega!!
@Prince,..itna care k liye thanx!!
@Deepak…tc dear :)
Gud mrng dear…!
have a NicE Day..!
havE a Cool Day..!
Have a lovly day..!
hahahaha!! so sweet of u Dear Deepak!!
GOOD MORNING :) *
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not bad!!!
today night i going to ajmer to checked out my documents,if any doubtfull person want to meet me,tomarrow can meet on …..
NOTE: do not share any personal info here
Zaroor jao ajmer ………tusi munda ho ya kudi sahnu koi farak ne painda…….aasi keda tere kolon aam tudane h …….
Na ida keh dinda k asi kehda tere amb chusne aa
Naina ji, ap rajsthan se ho…?
nina bhai maan bhi le ab….
aur ldki banne ka jyada hi shauk hai toh phir teri marji…..
hehe …..
gd mrng frndz*
aaj newspaper main pada ki dosto ko SMS karne se dil ki
bimari ho sakti hai.
to aaj se BAND
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KYA ? SMS ?
nhi,
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Newspaper
dosti to apni jaan hai pagal :)
itna gahra dost manne ke liye dil se thnx bro…
Pahle humne newspaper pda to lga ki tum ye kahoge ki newspaper b sell karte ho mrng me. Hehehehehe.,.
Admin site opera mini ( android) mein nahi khul rahi h ……30 min se…ab tak bhi nahi…..dusare browser se cmt kar raha hun……..timed out ki problem show i rahi h……
Hmm vo opera mini ki prob hogi server ia running fine
bali sites to khul rahi thi and ab bhi mein opera se hi cmt kar raha hun
Gud mrng, dear frnds.,,
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Koi roothe agar tumse to usey fauran mana lo,
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Kyoki Zid ki jang mein aksar judai jeet jaati hai..!
nice yaar…..
Thnx Jack bro,
sahi kaha