Four Tragedies In A Boy’s Life
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Four Tragedies In A Boy’s Life…
College Sucks,
Teacher Sucks,
Exam Sucks,
Girlfriend Does Not.
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u r Ryt..!
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Yaar ADMIN kisi ladki ko meri gf bana do. Plzzz . Ye kaam to aapke liye bahut easy hai. Aur kaise hain aap n all users.
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Gf ka na hona bhi 10sn hai aur hona bhi . Jab 10sn hi milni hai to gf ke saath mile.
points tht prv”u r a nrml std.”
1)b4 papr unnecessary sms 2frnz..!
2)plan each dy 2 stdy bt endof d day-kal se pakka!
3)u waste ur tyms in cuting chptrz instead of doing this.
4)u wnt break aftr evry 2 papers.!
5)unnecessary u feling hungry!
6)u evn strts luking Doordrshan.
7}abt evry hrd topic u think-lgta h ye xam me nhi aayega!
8)b4 strting stdy caling frnd:Abe kitna pdh liya be…! :-P
Calling friends 1 day before Exam :
You : “Kuttey, Saale kitna karliya ?”
Friend 1 : “Yaar meri toh 4 unit ho gayi bas 1 bachi hai!”:D
You (Dissapointed&worried)callin g 2nd friend :”kitna kar liya
oye..?”
Friend : “1-5 unit poora syllabus finish.
Revision bachi hai bas..!” ;)
You ( Fucking dissapointed& now more worried..!)
You (to your best friend):”kitna kar liya yaar”
Best frnd : “bhai abhi toh shuru bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar poori raat apni hai:)”
You : “oyeeeeeee tu bhai haiapnaaaa..”
Awesome feeling
comes instantly ♥
No disappointment
No worries :)
“Ab toh raat me hi padhunga,” *books band*:D:D
good night all :))
Kehte hai khuda ne is jahan mein sabhi k liye kisi na
kisi ko hai bnaya h…..
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I guess,
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.meri wali ne suicide kr liya h sali milti hi ni h..
….*!!GOOD NIGHT Jay n DEAR FRIends!!*….
…..this is dedicated to my dream love …..
..inn haatho mein teri tasveer nhi..lekin aankhon mein teri tasveer samayi hai..
..inn haatho mein tera haath nhi..naa jane kyun inn honto pe phir bhi muskaan hai..
..inn lamho tera saath nhi..naa jane kyun dil yeh phir bhi khush hai..
..tujhse milna hoga ya nhi hum nhi jaante..naa jane kyun.phir bhi yeh dil mein ek sukoon hai..
..mein teri manjil hoon ya nhi..hume nhi maloom..naa jaane kyun phir bhi mein khush hoon..
..aakhir aisa kyun hai..shayad..tu mere behad karib hai..door hokar bhi..
..ab inn hoto pe muskaan hai ..aur dil mera khush hai…kyunki tu mera ho chuka hai..
..ab naa koi gum hai naa d
@Deepak…,hahaha..kya baat krte ho tum…aise baat soch kr tum tense mein aa jaoge..future tense k baare mein itna bura nhi sochte hain..:)..take care..u r so funny!!
take care jay!!..good night n lucky night..friends!!
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AAJ KA VICHAR…
jo BV apne pati se darti hai
wo seedhe swarg me jati hai
aur
jo nahi darti
unke liye to dharti hi swarg hai
Zindagi Me Jo Hum
Chahte Hai Wo Aasani Se Nahi Milta.!
LEKIN Zindgi Ka Sach Ye Hai Ki..
Hum Bhi Wohi Chahte Hai, Jo Aasan Nahi Hota.
ADMIN,
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Dear sonu bro
Jokes mene save kar liye hai. Post krunga. Vakiye is bar tumne achhe jokes send kiye.
And main anaya kyu krunga yaar.
..never miss this opportunity…4 saying someone
hi!
how r u?!!
u r so nice!!
i like you!!
i miss u!!
i love u!!(isse to mat khna nuksaan ho jaega:)
i will never 4get u!!
take care!!
god bless u!!
thank u soo much!!
welcome!!
i m sorry!!
last but not da least…GOOD morning/afternoon/evening/NIGHT friends!!tc!!
every kind of love is beautiful(isse khulle aam kro)..but every kind of sex is ugly..(isse andher kmre k hawale kro)
..sorry 4 late cmnts!! miltein hain agli raat ko!!
..byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!sorry!!
Good morning nilesh ji..
Admin saale tu yoga daala mujhe ye gali maat diyo fir…….i mean it….
Hehehe lagi mirchi. Mujhe b lagi thi jab bola tha FB pe id nhi hai
gud mrng 2 all….! :)
Dr. to patient’s friend:
Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate tou
hum isey bacha lete. . .
Patient’s Friend:
Abay,15 min pehle to accident
hua hai….! :-P
admin bro aaj tera sunday hai kya…..????
Kyu? Kya hua
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Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR…
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR…
Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR… aur …
Agar apni marzi se leli to sala BALATKAAT
yaar admin is site par like ka batton hona chahiye facebook ki aadat jo padi he
It was there but admin removed it .
ro mat CNW .. jaldi aa jayega