Free Ki Seva Kon Karta Hai?

Views: 29,151 - Posted on 04 Dec 2011

Ek Fauji Bade Time Ke Baad Chutti Le Ke Ghar Aaya, Aate Hi Biwi Se Bola.

Fauji: “Chal Chudai Karte Hein Mera Lund Bahut Tadap Raha Hai”

Biwii Boli: “Mere Ko Toh Mahwari (Dates) Aai Hai, Kothhe Chala Ja Pani Nikal Le”

Fauji Baher Jata Hai Magar Thori Der Baad Wapis Aa Jata Hai.

Biwi Poochti Hai: “Kyun Gaye Nahi Tum Chudai Ke Liye?”

Fauji: “Ja Raha Tha Par Tumhari Behan Mil Gai Uss Ko 500 Ruppes De Ke Lund Ko Thanda Kar Liya”

Biwi Ghusse Se Kehti Hai: “Aane De Sali Chinnal Ko, Usse Pooch Loongi Uske Mard Par Aisa Waqt Aata Hai Mein Ne Toh Kabhi Ek Rupya Nahi Liya“

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