Friends, Keep In Touch

Views: 21,716 - Posted on 08 Dec 2011

One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted To End His Life.

So, He Went Up To A Sleeping Lion And Put His Finger In The Lion’s Ass.

The Lion Woke Up Angry And Roared,

Lion: “Who Did That ? Who Has Called For His Death?”

Monkey: “Its Me”

Lion: “Did Anyone See You?”

Monkey: “No”

Lion: “Ok, Do It Again Bro !”

Moral: “Akele Rah Rah Kar Jungle Ka Badshah Bhi Gandoo Ho Jata Hai. So Keep In Touch“

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6 Responses to "Friends, Keep In Touch"

1. DELETED says:

   December 8, 2011 at 12:13 pm

   Gud joke ….

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2. DELETED says:

   December 8, 2011 at 12:27 pm

   Zahid sharab peene de masjid mein baith kar , ya wo jagah bata de jahan par KHUDA nahi….

   Masjid KHUDA ka ghar hai peene ki jagah nahi , Kafir ke dil mein ja wahan par khuda nahi….

   Kafir ke dil se aaya hun hokar , KHUDA mojud hai wahan, usko pata nahi.

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3. DELETED says:

   December 8, 2011 at 12:28 pm

   Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta ?

   Man: Uske side mein ‘Always Wear Condom’ ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

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4. ¤SHAAN¤ says:

   December 8, 2011 at 2:38 pm

   lagta he jangal ka king lion apna ¤jay¤ bro tha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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   • Admin says:

     December 8, 2011 at 2:56 pm

     Hehehehr lag to esa hi raha hai

     Reply
5. Shubham says:

   December 8, 2011 at 10:33 pm

   Ladkio aur adult tv serials name wale joke ko top list me rakh lo mast joke h.

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