Friendship Is Like ….
Views: 10,653 - Posted on 01 Aug 2012
According To William Sexfear
Life Is Like A Pussy Hole – It’s Filled With Pleasure & Pain.
Time Is Like An Ass Hole – What Passes Out Doesn’t Come Back.
Business Is Like Boobs – It Bounces Up & Down.
Inflation Is Like Blow Jobs – They Suck The Happiness Out Of Life.
But Friendship Is Like Sex – Life Has No Meaning Without It.
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Hello Dear,
hi!! Deepak!
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@Devender, tumne jis tarah se mujhse swaal kia bahut accha laga pata nhi kyun…pehle aise swaal mujhe kaafi napasand aate the!! try kr lo tumse bhi ho jaega!!
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Daalne laga tha main, cheekhane lagi woh,
Hua dard itna ke seh na saki woh,
Takleef hui itni, boli bahar nikalo,
Rabb ke waste dusra
kanghan dalo..! :P
Not bad
Good Joke :)
@deleted jee abb aapke dad kaise hain..?
Nd all frndz….
@deepak @lalit @himansu @admin bhai..!
@jay @aby @piyush @rohit bro..!
@deepak jee…!
Nd girls aap sab kaise ho…?
gum pm to all of u..!
Hi Nitesh bro, gud jokes dear
nitesh dad ghar aa gye h but khana theek se nahi kha rahe h ….
Nazar lag gayi hamare pyar ko zamane ki,
Umar beet gayi aas mein unko paane ki,
Kabar se nikalkar dono hath aaj bhi kahte hain,
Aarzoo rah gayi unke (.) (.) Boobs dabane ki…! :-D
Majnu ne khuda se poocha: “Aye khuda tune ladki ki kamar kaisi banai mitti kam pad gayi ya rishwat thi khayi”
Khuda ne jawaab diya: “Na mitti kam pad gayi na rishwat khai kamar dabai tabhi to chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar aayi“ :-D :-D :-D
In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching theMahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘Krishna janma’ part of it.
Masterji : “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning… Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born…
Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).
Masterji : “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?”
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to Kill him, “Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?”
generation gap..
tchr faints..! :P :P
What did Gabbar Singh ask his first question to his mom when he was born??
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- Kitne Aadmi The ??? :P :P :P
Musharaff wanted to raise money for his country, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. however at the local auction,the going price was very high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. he figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. to his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day in the local paper:
‘MUSHARAFF’S ASS SHOWS’.
Mian sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,and this time it won. the paper read:
‘MUSHARAFF’S ASS OUT IN FRONT’.
His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity that she ordered mian musharaff not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read:
‘WIFE SCRATCHES MUSHARAFF’ASS’.
This was too much for wife. so she ordered musharaff to get rid of the donkey. Mian sahib decided to give it to benazir.
The paper headline the next day read:
‘BENAZIR TAKES MUSHARAFF’S ASS’.
Followed by another on the next day:
‘NOW BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN’.
All the opposition leaders got very upset at this kind publicity. They informed benazir that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for Rs.500.
Next day the headline read:
‘BENAZIR SELLS HER ASS FOR RS.500′.
This was too much for the veteran opposition leader, nawabzada nasrullah khan, so he ordered benazir to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free.
Next day, the headline in thepaper read:
‘BENAZIR ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE’. :-D
Ek mandir ki deewar pay likha tha: Agar aap gunah karke thak chuke hain to ander aaiye.
Neeche lipistick se likha hua tha : Agar nahi thake hain to samne wale ghar main aaiye..! :-D
Good
mai bhi nahi thaka hehehehe
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gaya jamana condom ka
ek goli khao or hehehehe
Perwez Musharraf was returning from Beijing when his plane crashed. Somehow he survived and found himself in a remote section of Tibet. He walked for days on end and finally came upon a desolate and small monastery on a cliff-top. Tired and hungry, Musharraf climbed up the cliff and knocked on the door. An oldmonk welcomed him inside.
When he had told his story, the monk said, “I live here alone with my only daughter.You are welcome to stay here. I will give you food and water and you can rest here for the night. However you have to promise that you will not lay a finger on my daughter.”
Musharraf was so tired that the idea of girls was the last thing he had in his mind. He gave his promise to the monk.
The monk said: “If you breakyour promise, you will be cursed with three Chinese punishments.”
The monk took him to the dining hall and seated Musharraf. His daughter served the food and water for him. After he had eaten and drank enough, did Musharraf realise that the daughter was the most beautiful of all girls he had seen in his life. After the meal the girl took Musharraf to his sleeping quarters. Musharraf was very tired, butthe memory of the girl forced him to start weighing his chances. He thought thatthe old monk could do him no harm and decided to takethe risk. He went to the girl’sroom and… later he came back to his room and went back to sleep. When he awoke Musharraf had a big stone resting on his chest.
On the stone was scribbled in chalk: “You broke your promise. This 50 pound stone on your chest is your first Chinese punishment.”
Musharraf strained and lifted the stone and threw it out ofthe window into the valley. Suddenly he noticed a sign hanging in front of his window which said:
“Your left testicle is tied to the stone you just threw witha transparent but unbreakable thread… this is the second Chinese punishment.”
Musharraf , being a fast thinker, jumped out of the window after the stone. While going down, he noticed some words scribbled on the cliff-side:
“Your right testicle is tied, with the transparent but unbreakable thread, to the foot of your bed which is bolted to the floor in your room. This your third Chinese punishment!”
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Aaj meri Aankhon ne bhi thak kar mujhse kah hi diya……,
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Khwaab woh dekha kar jo poore hon,,roz roz humse bhi roya nahin jaata……!
per aakhe jab roti h to aakho ka kachra bahar nikal jata h
yahi soch k mai to aaj bhi apna lund 8 inch ka hone ka khwaab dekh raha hu hehehehe
jabki mera lund sirf 5 inch ka hi h
lakin mai fir bhi himmat nahi har raha hu hehehehehehehehe
Admin bro,
Dhiraj dear,
Del bro,
ABY bro,
Alok bro,
Nilesh bro,
Nitesh bro,
Jay bro,
Anuj bro,
Lalit bro,
Prince dear,
HPS bro,
Beachlor bro,
……….
Priya ji
Navya ji
Sonam ji,
Varsha ji,
Suhana ji,
Prity ji,
Nina ji,
Monica ji.
,…….
& All Dear frnds
U al R 1 of d Best frnds of my life
I’ll never never forget U
I Promise
Happy Friend ship day,
Happy Raksha bandhan.,,,,
Same to u
Same 2 U :)
thanx frnd aapko v
Happy friendshipday dosto
to fir dosti kr lo na hamse
@Deepak,..same to u Dear!!
“every friend in life is not special like you”
“who keeps a special heart ..n d gives his friends value like shining stars”
“he is so special to us..that we cant never ever think about to forget him ”
“many out there who try to become special..but fewer are like you..who born special ”
“at last Dear..u r part of my heart Dear..just like my eyes ”
” love forever to you Dear..from deep inside of my heart”
“god bless u n takecare :) ”
” HAPPY* FRIENDSHIP DAY* “
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