Future Tens Banana Pappu Se Sikho
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Grammar Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola.
Teacher: “Tota Ne Maina Ko Kiss Kiya, Iska Future Tens Banao?”
Pappu: “Ji, Ab Tota Maina Ko Chod Kar Hi Dam Lega“
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very gud . U ppl r doing great job. Welcome me to ur world. Hehehe
Welcome rajiv
thanx shivendra bhai, apun ka hello kabul kro. Jahapanah. (bs hello hi de skta hoon, jayada risk ni leta)
Rajiv yaha sabhi frnds hai. kisi ko kisi se koi risk nhi khaskar muzse to bilkul b nhi
maine galat kaha kya bhai. Mujhe moderation ki waiting me laga diya. Chalo ek kilo sugar bhi de dena. Ration card laya hun. Hehehe
“P”I”Y”A”R”I”
“S”U”B”A”
“M”E”I”N”
“P”I”Y”A”R”E”
“SE”
“D”O”S”T”O"
“K”O”
“P”I”Y”A”R”A”
“S”A”
“S”A”L”A”M”
"N"A"M"S"T"E"
GOOD M0RNING !!!!!!!!!!!
Hehehehe veri nice……….
Aise hi ek din school me Miss ne kaha :
Jis bacche ne Chapter (Paath) thora yad kia wo mre hath pe KisS krey
Aur jshne pura yad kiya hai wo mre gal pe KisS karey.
Pappu bola : Miss to phr chaley.
MISS: Kahan ????????
Pappu : Mujhe puri kitab yaad hai:P
Mam ki to watt lag gyi , ye wahi wali madam hai na….
h! Jay…..kaise ho YaaR
9c joke……..bt suna hua hai.
hehehe Ab to Pappu ki baatey sunkar Pashu Panchhi aur Janwar v Chakkar khha jatey hai…
Ek din Pappu Ped (Tree) par chada to Bandar ne Pucha:
Upar kyun aye ho?
Pappu: Amrood khane
BANDAR: Ye to Aaam ka Ped hi.
Pappu: Main Amrood sath laya hun:P
had pappu yar kabhi to sidha bola karo
wah aaj maza aa gaya joke me. dimaag laga diya.
Hi DHIRAJ mujhe aapke comment padna acha lgta hai
Divya g sirf comment read krne aate ho kya aap?
Shivendra ha mujhr joke se jada maza cmmnt mai ata hai
But agr aap b regular comment krogi to zyada maza aayega.
divya ji, kabhi garibo ke comment ki tarif kr dena. Nhi to garibon ki shayri padh lena. Hehehe (majak h g plz seriously mt lena )
H1 Dear Divya………kaise ho.????
sun ke achha laga k tumhe jayda majha cmts me aata hai.
Q.k,tumari 2 har baat nirali hai…….heheheh
or haan
Es gareeb "Rajiv" ko v paar lga dena……….
Teacher : Hame Gariboon K Sath Hamesha Piyar K Sath Paish Ana Chahiye
Pappu: Acha Ab Aya Samjh Main !!
Teacher : Kya
Pappu : Yehi K Papa Aksar kaam wali 'Y' Ko Galay Kyon Lagaty Hain
Hey!! Mere Naraz Dost _______
Rat tanha hoti hai dar bhi saktey hain,
hum jo kehtey hain wo kar bhi saktey hain,
Aap jo roothey ho, yeh bhi nahi soochtey,
hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain…..
******* I MISS U **********
Meri ye Ghazal meri G.F. ke liye hai jisse mujhe bichade huye Aaj pure 5 years ho gaye …
Yaadon se rishta kal bhi tha yaadon se rishta aaj bhi hai,
Dil kal bhi apna dukhta tha aur KANTO ki chubhan si aaj bhi hai.
Woh ishq jo hum tum karte thhey woh ishq toh zinda aaj bhi hai,
Kal tak jo Yaad satati thhi uss Yaad ka pehra aaj bhi hai.
Tum door hue majboori mein hum toot gaye iss doori mein,
Kabhi waqt mile toh aa jana dil ka darwaaza khula aaj bhi hai.
Woh sahil woh geeli mitti, mitti ke gharonde sahil par,
Woh naam Pedo (Tree) per likhna woh khwaab suhaana aaj bhi hai.
Tum khush rehna dil ki duniya me, apni toh chalo barbaad huyi,
Dil gham ka maara kal bhi thha, aur gham ka maara aaj bhi hai.
Yeh ashk nahi hai aankhon mein yeh taare jhilmil karte hai,
In aankhon mein jo kal tak tha woh chaand sa chehra aaj bhi hai.
Ab shikwa kisi se kya karna taqdeer mein jo likha thha wo mila,
Gham kal bhi meri Kishmat thha, gham se mera wasta aaj bhi hai…
~~JAY~~
Hey Dosto!!!
Yeh na socha tha kabhi humne,
Kisi ko iss kadar hum chahenge,
Woh hans kar jakham de denge,
Aur hum Aapni jindgi gava denge.
Mere Dosto,
Ab to merey liye______
Kya ghum hai aur kya khushi hai ye bhi maloom nahi,
Koun apna hai aur koun ajnabi hai ye bhi maloom nahi.
Jis k bina Kabhi ek pal v nhi guzarta thha..
Aaj Kaisy guzray rahi hai zindagi ye bhi maloom nahi…
Mere dosto !!!!!!!!!!
Zindagi me Rastey kaise bhi ho Guzar Jayenge.
Ek din chupke se hum bhi Mar / Guzar jayenge.
Aaj rehtey hai un k Dil me Yaad ban kar,
Kal Ansoo ban kar Ankhon se nikal jayenge..
Dosto mai kal se hi apne aap ko rokane ki bahut kosish kar raha thha, lekin rok nahi paya aur apni DARDE-DIL-JUDAI ki DASTAN aap dosto ko suna diya…so doato agar meri kishi bhi baat se aap ko bad filling ho rahi ho to plz. 4give me..
~~JAY~~
Mere dosto! ab meri aap logo se ek Guzarish hai______
Dil me kuch bacha nahi ab dard ke siwa,
Ankhon me aata nahi koi ab Ansu ke siwa,
Dosto tum log na chhorna kabhi saath mera,
Kyuki……
Zindagi me ab kuch bacha nahi hai Aap dosto ke siwa…….
oyeee kya hua aesi devdas jesi baate kyu kr rha hai tu??????/
sachmuch future me wahi hoga….
wahh papu to future bhi dekh leta h ..hehehe
hello frndss !!! kaise ho sab??
@baba ji parnam…
@viru fari gayab thai gyo tu mr.india..??
@ajkl banjara ni dikhai de rha..
@jay kese ho??? aur yaar meri cment padhne k liye tune time waste kiya heheh usme kuchh tha h nahi padhne jesa…
@gudmrning shiv+indra..
@raavannnnn me tuje kabhi yaad ni karungi..hu hu hu hu
@rashiii jiii kesi haii ap?
@hiiii divyaa aur kesi hai anjali??
@heartbeat ajkl to AP mujse baat h ni krte hoo
@hello prince kese ho??
@ppyare mohan ji namaste …ab apki chhutti k din khatam ho gyee …chalo ab jaldi se padhai shuru karo..uupssss i mean padhana shuru kardo bacho ko..
@ajkl mausam me kafi badlav aa gya haii..havaye bahot chal rai h..
@NARESH LOVING BOY kese h ap?
@shallu ke thumke hehehe kaha gye???
@savitaa jiiiii kaha chali gayi h ap??
@heyy kail kese ho?
@leader ap hamesha pichhe jokes me h kyu ghumti rehti ho???
aur koi reh gya ho to bacchi ki yaddash kamjor h esa smjh kr maaf kr dena
panchii kya haal hai sab thik hai na. suna hai kal tune beer pee thhi aur 2 ladko ne is baat ka najayaz fayda uthane ki koshish ki thhi par tu furr ho gayi..
ab kesi hai dimag to nahi ghum raha na
Hey !! Humari Nonvegi Bulbul hum bahut pareshan hai,
Kyuki kal se hi hume uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai….
Aur aap v hamara khyal nahi karti hai, Akele-Aekle beer pee Leti hai.
Kabi to hume v peelaye…..
arre dear pareshan ho aur unki yaad aa rai h to unse baat karlo na sari pareshani dur ho jayegi aur fresh ho jaoge…aur hme to apka bahot khayal h bs jatana nhi ata….
oye kl beer mene ni tumne pili thi jay ne muje bataya… aur beer k nashe me kaliya nd sexy uncle ne tera chamatkar kr diya ..sun kr bada dukh hua :(( bt dnt worry bade bade babao k sath aesi chhoti chhoti ghatnaye ghatati rehti haii…aur tm na apni kahaniya mere name pr mat sunaya karo…
panchii hehe mere sath to sirf chamatakar hua thha par suna hai hehehe tere sath to Balat in Car hua thha heheheheh
Aapka nasha utra nhi kya abhi tk hehehehehehehe
Panchy tumahra balatcar hua aur tumne apne best frind ko btaya tak nai. Muje aapse ye ummid nai thi. Chalo jo hua bura hua. Ab aisa kar police thane me report likhwao. Court me ma aur baba gawahi denge. Akhir dost hi dost ke kam ata ha. Kyu? Tayar ha na baba jiiiiiiii?
Muthmar g bhala baba g apne khilaf gawahi kyu denge? Hehehe
Panchy g namaste ab to aap minister bn gyi ho F.G.U. Ki, apni leader ko humara hi bol dijiyega
shivendra ji ap h bol dijiye na usse hii leader ko v achha lagega…
@NARESH JI me v badhiya hu aur beer vali baat admin ki kahani h….
@divya me v achhi huunn..
Aapki leader si8 par aati kb hai jo unse hi bole! Vaise 2 logo ki party pahli bar dekhi hai
Hahahaha pol khul gyi baba ki achha ki shivender. Kyu be balatkari baba? Shiv aur ma apke khilaf gawahi denge.
panchhy aj aapne yaad kar hi liya mujhe
mai achhi hu aap
hello frndddddddddddddddddddsssss……………Gn
sab kaise ho YaaRo…………ful 2 ftak naaa
H!………DEAR PANCHHY
ME BILKUL THEEK,MAST ,RAAPCHIK,KHUSH HOON
OR ENJOY KAR RAHA HOON,
tm sunao kesi ho……..
Or ye beer wala kya masla hai………..
Naresh g hum b mast hai aur njoy kr rhe hai
Panchhi Panchhi…Panchhi.. Aila Mere Ko Kya Ho Gya? Panchhi Main Maze Me Hoo.. Apni Sunao..Next Batch Me Entry Kab Le Rahi Ho?
@Admin Bro…Raat Mast Neend Aayi..He He He.. WO Pados Ki Chhat Wali Ladki Shayd Pat Jaaye Ab.. He He He.
@Sabko Mera Shat Shat Naman..
me v mast hu aur meri next batch shayad july se start hogi..
.muthmarjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ap kiski baato me aa gaye jara dekho to sahi yaar…is admin ka dream story writer banne ka tha pr iski ghatiya stories k karan isko chance ni mil paya to ab to ye apni manghadan storiya banata h users pr..aur mere sath aesa kuch v ni hua ….aur apko bata du k ba***tkar bahot bahot gandi chij h wo ladki ki aatma ko mar dati h…shayad isse achha koi ladki mar jana pasand karegi…ap mere bare me aesa mat bolo
Aapki bato se santa ka ek joke yad aa gya " kudiye tenu mar jana pasand par kisi k kam aana nhi." panchhy g subhi jante hai ki ye ek kahani hai so plz ise mazak k tarah se le. Vaise muze b rep se sakht nafrat hai , iske a6a ye hai k m¤th maro aur khush rho
ye teacher ko bhi dimag me khujli hai shayed, jab pata hai ki pappu harami hai to usse aisi bate kyu karti hai. usko yaha bulao, hum baat karenge…
Teacher hi tharki hai
sahi kaha, pata nahi khujli hai dimag me yaa kahi aur…..
Hey Dosto !!!!!!!
Unki Aankhe Hume Apni Zindagi Lagti thhi
Unki Saanse Hume Apni Bandagi Lagti thhi.
Ashiqi Mein Unke Humara Haal Kuch Iss Tarah Hua thha,
Ki Abhi Tak Unki JUDAI Bhi Humme Mohabbat Si Lagti Hai……
raj devdass kaha h tu bahot busy h ajkl ???vese koi baat ni hame teri bilkul v yaad ni aa rhi..
Pappu se coching leni padegi sbko
verry nice adminnes. ji bahut badia
or lagta hai papu is bar pass ho jaega kuki uski GRAMMAR bahut achi hai
admin bro mera comment kaha gaya…?
konsa
Pappu ki class me……….lagta
or koi smjhdaar/hrami nhi hai,
wah……..master mind
maan lete hai bhai ki Pappu ki Grammar achhi hai,
Per Teacher kab tak isko bardasht karega,
Pappu ke is jawab ke karan
teacher ne Hip pe stik se mara,
Pappu ne apni hip pahle kabi dekhi nai thi,
bathroom me chott dekhne k lye aaine ma dekh k kehta ha,
“Zalim ne ek hi var se do tukde kr dye”
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