Gaali Ka Matlab Janiye, Gali Dene Se Pahle
Views: 33,990 - Posted on 24 May 2012
Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Lala Ji Ki Dukan Thi
Kisi Bat Pe Pappu Ki Lala Se Ladayi Ho Gayi Aur Pappu Ne Usko Gali Di
Pappu: “Oye Fuddi Deya, Setha”
Seth: “Fuddi Da Na Kah Oye, Main Bade Operation Se Hua Tha“
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पप्पू के पड़ोस में एक लाला जी की दुकान थी
किसी बात पे पप्पू की लाला से लडाई हो गयी और पप्पू ने उसको गाली दी
पप्पू: "ओये फुद्दी देया, सेठा"
सेठ: "फुद्दी दा ना कह ओये, मैं बड़े ऑपरेशन से हुआ था"
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Ye “Oye Fuddi Deya, Setha” Punjabi samajh me nahi aayi :(
Hey Dosto!!!!
Q Hum Kisi K Khyalo Me Kho Jate Hai ?
Ek Pal Ki Duri Me Ro Jate Hai.
Koi Hume itna Bata Do Ki Hum Hi Aise Hai,
Ya Pyar Krne K Bad Sab Aise he Ho Jate Hai ?
chinta na kar koi na koi samjha dega :p DELTED Jaisa
Ho Jaty Hain Aakhir Mein Juda Wo Log
Jo Toot Kar Chahty Hain Kisi Ko..!§
Bacha maa se – Mom ye
pregnant kya hota
hai ???
Mom ne gusse se dekha
toh wo samja ki
gusse ko pregnant kehte hai…!!
2nd day bacha school se
aate hue ek ladki k
upar gir gaya…!!
Ladki ki maa Chilla kar
boli : Ye kya badtameezi hai???
Bacha bola -
Gira teri beti
k upar hu
or
pregnant tu ho rahi hai…!! :P
panjabi nahi samji!!!!:(
Frnds, must read ….myself…….
Zindagi ka saath nibhana pad raha hai,
Na chahte hue bhi muskrana pad raha hai,
Khwahish hai meri ke kisi ko apna dard bata sakun,
par khud hi apna dard sabse chupana pad raha hai,
Zindagi hume rulati jaa rahi hai andar hi andar,
Par Aap Dosto ke beech hume muskrana pad raha hai,
Unko zakham dene ki aadat si ho gayi hai,
Esliye woh deti rahti hai zakham pe zakham….
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aur……..
hume zakhm har kisi se chupana pad raha hai.:(
:))
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has na :( , pvt me aa kar matlab bata joke ka noo
me :ho
noo
bata bhi de :pls
Nice 1 @jay…! :)
Thnx bro….
Kamino..! Meri kadr kiya kro…
Coz.. Achhe dost apne dosto ki zindagiyaa swaar dete hai…
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Nahi to jb 2mse dur ho jaunga to bs gaate rahnaa….
“BAHTI HAWA SAA THA WO…. YAAR HMARA THA WO… KAHA GAYA USE DHUNDHOO….!”
hehehehe………..Sahi kaha tum ne hum yahi gaatey………
KAHA GAYA USE DHUNDHOO………
DHUNDH K USKO YAHA LAAWO…
aur
NAA AAYE TO USKI PHAAD K AAWO :p
Sardar ka promotion hua,
Clerk se Manager bana,
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Ghar ja k biwi ko alag andaj me bola…
.Biwi behosh?
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Aisa kya bola hoga?
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Oye…..Aaj se tu Manager k sath Soyegi….
admin bhai; tussi iska matlb bhi smjha de……
Hmmm .. fuddi deya ka matlab hota hai chutiya means chut se nikla
Ab seth to operation se hua tha so gali use sahi nahi lagi
kaisa laga ha ha ha
oye mera comment kaha gaya
16yrs
(.)=(.)
25yrs
( . )=( . )
36yrs
( ¤ )=( ¤ )
Kya samjhy?
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Kameeno tum sab hamesha ghalat hi sochoge…
Ziyada cmnts/msg parhoge toh…
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Itna bara chashma lag jaayega :p :d
Gud evening frnds
Baat mein logic to h seth ki…..
..BEST BOY OF THIS SITE..REFRESHED!!
1.my Dream love(is not in this site)
2.nobody
3.nobody
4.nobody
5.mr.bachlor
6.nobody
7.deleted
8.deepak
9.nobody
10.nobody
…..result may be changed..after one month!!
jay time lagega tumhe top 10 mein aane k liye:)gn!!
thanks dhiraj
best of luck to all
for u jay….
..tu hr jnm mera dost rahe ..lekin best friend..no boyfriend:)
..tu hr jnm mera dost rahe…sirf ek acche dost ki tarah..
..tujhse dher saari baat ho..sirf dosti ki..
..teri dosti k liye..khuda se meri hamesha dua rahegi..
…good night..friends n jay…nilesh missing!!
Dhira ji….hum ap se naraj he…
Ap ne apne 24 april wale last comnt me..sb se bola tha ki ap apne birthday pr vapas ayenge…so hum sb ne 8 may ko ap ka intzar kiya…ap nh aye….
haha!!..Dear deepak u r right meine kha tha..aur ab tak mein apna birthday nhi bana paya hoon..june mein banane ka plan hai..ab kya krein aise bhi din kisi ko dekhne padte hain..actually mujhe TYPHOID+MALARIA ho gya tha…jisse meri halat aise ho gyi thi.mano tata bye bye kh doon duniya ko..but ab mein free of uss typhoid k typhoon aur malaria se chhut chuka hoon…but usne mujhe weekness ka gift de diya..jisse mera chalna phirna mushkil ho chuka tha..ab meri 80percent weekness khtm ho chuki hai jo 1week pehle 5percent khtm hui thi…but iss duniya mein kai log aise hain jinki wajah se life ko energy milti hai…aur usme sabse bada hath mere dream love ka tha..isliye mein nhi aa paya…warna..koi kyun naa aaye…ab to naraj nhi ho naa haha!!..soo cute cmnts 4 me jo tumne mere liye khein uske liye thanks!!..good night n luckydreams:)
..sone se pehle..
..kahne ko kucch nhi..aaj..lekin mera dil khta hai ki..
..bus aasha krta hoon.aap kal sokar uthein to aapke hoto pe muskaan ho..
..aur aapka aaj se jada kal aapka khubsurat banjae..
..aap swasth rahein jawaan rahein..aur jeete rahein:)
*******GOOD NIGHT 4 GOOD FRIENDS*******
hey admin can u pls give me link of first joke of this site………………………
http://nonvegjokes.com/page/214/