Gaand Fadu Kela Lelo
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Kele Wala Gali Mein Kele Bech Raha Tha
Kelewala: “Kele Lelo Gaand Fadu Kele Lelo”
Lady: “Oye, Ye Kaisi Kele Hai, Pahle To Kabhi Nahi Sune? Kitne Ka Hai?”
Kelewala: “250 Rs Ka Ek”Lady Hairan Hoke: “Kyaaa????”
Kelewala: “Dekha Fatt Gayi Na Gaand“
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hahahaha….
Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa: Itni bheed me is se achha nahi ho sakta.
hahahahahaha……..
Heheh…gud mrning frnds
Achha lofer bde dino bad dikhai diya tu ….kisko pata riyo tha tu,he??? @ oye hello nitesh…shallu n dev kaha chale gaye ho u dono yaar?? Oye raavan kaha hai tu..aa bhi ja ab koi pareshan ni krega tuje….@hi anjali eed ka chand……@is site se ladkiya kaha chali gai h yaar?admin tere pas to ni hai na sb?
hi…. Panchiiiiiiii tum kha udd gye dearrrrrr…………
Hey anjali me yahi hu yaar..aur tum kyu naraj ho rhi ho yaar jb sb free honge to cment kr denge na tume….bbye
hi anjali how r u
i m fine aditya…..
tum kaise ho babyyyyyy….
hyeeeeee Panchhiiiii
gd mrng…….
yaaro aap sab kahan ho ?
Shayad New year celebrate karne ki taiyari me lage huwe hai….
Jay site khul gayi hai ek bar visit kar ke dekh
@Admin bhai mai abhi bhi W2h me blocked hun……..
Prachi how ru
hi anuj ab aa v jao.
hey, divya, ab tum v apne dadi k paas se aa jao dear. m w8ing 4 u
Admin ji sry apko presan kiya mujhe smjh mai agya tha…
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Jay bhai mujhse jada to ap saxi bato ka khyal rkhte h…. Apke comment mai b saxi jok h….
@Sheel, sorry let reply de raha hu. Yaar kya karun Admin bhai ke sexi joks sunne ke baad khyal hi sexi ho jate hai, to comments kaha se lovely/romantic karun.
hehehehehe… sheel ji aap kahti hai to mai ek arj krta hun___________________
Un aankhon mein bhi halki si nami rehti hai…Dost,
Baat karte hain jo auron ko hansane k liye………
Sheel ji Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To lalu bhaiya ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge….hehehehe.
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HI SEXY H R U???APNA NO DO NA BAAT KRNI HAI TMSE
hahahahaha! lol!..mere bhi yanha kele wala ata hai but 250+10 rs condom k bhi leta hai…jante ho q..kyonki condom lagane se kela baad mein bhi khaya jaa sakta hai..dirty nahi hoga na isliye..lol!.@jay..tum sexy baatein mat kiya karo meri halat kharab ho jati hai.._____________________@admin mere jay se thoda politely baat karo..____________________@rosy, erotic shayari k alawa aur kisi shayari mein maja nahi ata….is tand mein hot sexy shayariya hi to chain dengi:).._________________@hi jay usa nd all jays nd jais all over d wld.hiiii!.
@Dhiran mere yaar le mai chupppp______hoooooo_______ gayaaaaaaa………
Ab sexi Comments nahi karunga meri bhootani ne bhi shikayat kiya hai ke mai hi sabse jyada sexi comments karta hunnnnnn
@Dhiraj___&____ Sheela k ghar raatke 2 baje Jay ne ph. kiya..
Jay: sorry yaar tum dono ko itni raatko jagaya,
Dhiraj & Sheela : koi gal nahi waise v phoneki ghantise jag hi gaya thha…..( Hume kya maloom ye dono soye bhi thhe keeeeeeeee…….)
lo!!! ab to tum dono ye nahi kahoge ki sexi comments hai……hehehehe
hahahahahahahahaha
bahut hi badhiya
realy ye to Gaand fadu kela hai yaar
rate sun ke to sabhi ki gaand fat jaayegiii.hahahahha
Hi, mausam dear, how r u. mana k hm log nonveg site pr hai fir v aake dwara itne gande ward use krna kuch achcha nhi lag raha hai. don't mind
@Wanted yaar aa phir chalte hain Baba Kamdev ki site se nikalkar baba Ramdev ki site par, waha acchi-acchi baten milengi….hehehehe
Yaar jab jokes nonveg sunenge to comments kisa hoga….. Plzzzz don't mind yaar……hahahaha
he he he he!!!
apni apni soch hai jay dear warna gulab to kanto me hi khilta hai, khair koi bat nhi.
or farmaiye kaise hai aap nd kaha se hai?
Nice joke……..
hye Kapil……
were r u dear????????
Gud0000000000001 hi….frnds…kaise ho sheela ji ???or joke kaisa laga???
sheela ji kele pe condom jarur chada lena
anuj dear k liye ek or sher hai,
sham hote hi mai chirago ko bujha deta hu,
mera dil hi kafi hai teri yaad me jalne k liye
Ye kela tha santa k biwi jarur karidegi… He he heè.. Kyu k ab wo santa ko paas aney nahi derahi hai… Hai Panchhi, rashii, dabang, Raavan, sheela.. Divya.. Anjali.. Shallu,. How r u..
I m fine Ratan……tum btao kaise ho dear……
Hey ratan i m fine n u?? @oye raavan kaha hai tu yaar ??abi tk cment nh aayi teri haan…?? @ heyaa wanted ap ladki ho ya ladka?? @ hello RAANA ji ki hal hai apka?
Dabangg ji jok acha tha tum btao kese ho.
hye Manish,Divya,Rashii,Panchiiii,Ravaan,Varun,Kapil
kha ho sb…….
hahaha
kamaal ka kela hai……waise kela wale na kahi apna kela to nhi dikha diya tha……………
achcha hua ki ganna (sugar cane) nahi bech raha thha warna………….samajh gaye na ?
@dhiraj, lol.. Keep it up! :)
friends ek simple joke-
ek mele me ek announcement hua-Ek Bachcha mila hai,jin ka hai,aakar le jaayain.
Tabhi Santa bheed me se chillaata hua aaya aur bola-mujhe bhi dikhao kaisa hota hai JIN ka bachcha?
ravan lanka me aya to mandodari nangi leti hui tej-2 saans le rahi thi boli dr. ko bulao ravan dr. bulane bhaga megnath ne door pe rok ke kaha bed ke neeche kumbkara hai.Ravan ne gusse se kumbkarn ko nikal or bola teri bhojai ko dil ka dora pada hai tu nanaga hoke bachhon ko dra raha hai.hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bye admin m ja rhi hu…….
tum sb gnde ho jb m site pr hoti hu to koi ni milta mujhe………
hiiiiii anjali
aisa karte huye maine asnsol me dekha tha …
ek ladki ne fruit ki dukan ke dukandar ko bahut tang kiya aur kuch buy nahi ki . use jate dekh kar dukandar ne pichhe se kaha ki ye ghusawal kela hai ,thoda jhanjhat hua fir thik ho gaya
happy new year in advance for all
hehehehehe he, kele ka rate sun kar hi g..d fat gai…hahaha….. frnds ek kelawala kele bench raha tha: kele le lo kele……! ek lady ne us se kaha ye kaise kela hai, bilkul chote-2 aur galey hue bhi hai. kelewala: are bb ji kabhi kela khane k liye bhi le liya kijeye…!!! all frnds, mausam ji, anshul ji, daksh ji,punit ji, harsh chd.ji,dinesh and satish ji, kaise hai aap log ?….. hi, divya, panchhi, sheela,anjali, how r u ?.. @ lofar kha gayab ho jata hai lofargeri karne ? @ raavan ji,??? (yaar raavan nam k aage ji lagane ka dil nahi karta hai) yaar tum apna nam badal lo…. mujhko lagta hai k es ki kaaran hi tumgare aur anshul k beech kuch chal raha hai q ? …!!
@Rana bhai, mujhe tumhara joke bahut pasand aaya thanx hame hasane k liye
hello…Sheela ji mai bahoot accha hu aap sab friends ki duwao ke sath..sheela ji aap kya karti hai or INDIA me kaha se hai aap ?
Hey dabang ji mai dehraun se hu or studi kr rhi hu abi b.com 3rd yer h. Apka asli nam kya h or ap kya krte ho.
hi.. Sheela ji srry yeh sab mai aapko is site par nahi bata sakta…if u can give me ur email or any cont.than i can tell u….Thanks n Take care…
Shikwa na kar gila na kar
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jab jay dale to dhiraj hila na kar….plz dont mind
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa plz ha ha ..No Comment plz
@Lofar___
Awaz me mithas hai, Surat bhi khas hai,
tameez bhi 1st Class hai…
Bus uperwale ne galti se Lu#d laga diya…
warna maal to tu bhi jhakas hai..hehehehehe
hii all friends .yaaro aaj mai leat ho gaya par i hope ki all friends is goods. he he he raavan satis ne bhi teri mandodri ki lene mai lag gaya ja bhootni ke saale apni wife ko bacha.
hy frnds rana ratan kapil wanted satish dabang dhiraj anshul admin mausam jay vicku mohit rashi anjali rosy rashi sheela divya and my dear panchhi kaise ho dosto……….
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hy anjali bade dino baad dikhayi di kahi admin ke saath date par to nahi thi chlo khair aapko hamari yaad to aayi
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rana bhai raavan ke aage ji lagane ki koi jarurat nahi hai or na hi mujhe naam badlane ki or rahi baat anshul ki aisi chhoti moti nok jhok to frnds ki bich hoti rahti han aakhir ye site bhi to non veg hai
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yaar satish tera joke vastav me bahut achchha hai par jis din kumbhkarn aisa karega us din mai uska lund kaat dunga
@lofar,…yeh teri banai hui tasweer samaj mein nahi aaee…mujhe to usme kisi ladki k boobs najar aa rahe hain…jay tumhe tasweer samajh mein aaee…pata nahi lofar ne kon sa mangle grah ka prani bana diya hai…aur mein kyon nahi hil raha…jay tum kya dal rahe ho.??? lofar samajh nahi ayaa ek aur accha sa banao aur thoda colorful bhi taki samajh mein aae._____________________@abe oye rana..mene us no. ko dubara check kia usme jay ki hot tasweer bankar aaee hai…lol!!.
Wah re DHIRAJ bhai kya cments de rhe ho yaar ajkal…!!superb…..hottt…..hai yaar……@oye kapil kaha uda le jane wala h muje ,mene to raavan n anjali k sath jane ka plan bnaya hai….heheh
ANJALI ….dear tum bulao aur me na aau aisa kabhi ho sakta hai kya…my dear me yahi hu..bas tum hi ID ka chaand ho gayi ho……
@ANSHUL bro kya haal hain bhai..tune to ravan ki marne ki puri taiyari kar li hai..
@panchi jaan new year pe tume kahi dur uda le jaunga..ready rehna…
@DHIRAJ darling aajkal bade hot comment de rha hai kya baat
@ALL frnds kese ho sab NEW year ki taiyari chal rhi hai isliye jyada time nhi de pa rha hu,,new year ko bahut zabardast party hone wali hai….
hi… Kapil m khi ni gyi thi bs exam chl rhe h yarr ab 2dys k badd cntinue aaogi dear…….
@Admin bhai sorry for everything, agar koi galat comments likh deta hun to es bhai ko maaf kar diya karo…….
@Admin Bhai..
Ho sakta hai kal chand suraj ho na ho, ho sakta hai kal chaman ke phoolon me khushbu ho na ho, par ye kaise ho sakta hai aapka network access mere paas ho aur mera comments na ho……hehehehe
Thanks bro. tc, gud ni8.
kamino ki basti hai yahan to
Haa ek kamina kam pad raha tha ab seat full ho gaya hai
hy panchhi jaan kaisi ho main yaar 4-5 dino se din me bysy rahta hun mai raat me 9 ke baad ek do comment de pata hun or raavan kisi preshaani se nahi ghabrata ye chhote mote tuchchh prani bhla raavan ko kya preshaan karenge ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Raavan me fine hu apni sunao…..or is site pe ek bandar kuch jyada h uchhal rha hai…heheh chodo yaar name ni leti bura man jayega…..or raavan tumhara real name kya he??……@hey divya kab aa rhi laut k ..?we r waiting 4 u n ur cment yaar
anshul bete satish ne kiya vo mat dekh dusre ko beech me mat ghaseet tu apni suna ek hi comment se neeche se upar tak aa kar munh me atak gya bahoot der baad sans aaya hai h
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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oye lofar yaar tu aate hi ye sab kya karne lag gya tu kabhi nahi sudhrega shikva gila bhale mat kar par maja to aayega hila kar ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
vastav me faadu kela tha. hahahaha
vaastav me faadu kela tha. hahahahaha….
dev yaar, teri gaand kyun fatt rahi hai, tere pas kyun kela nahi hai kya he he he he he….. Dnt mind
good joke ,satish u got good one too .tune to raavan ki faad di or use pata bhi nahi chala.
THANKS jAY
1 admi ka khad nahin hota tha wo dr. ke paas gaya
doctor bola kya hua
wo bola khada ni hota
dr. shadi hui
wo ni
ladki hai koi
wo ni
visit rand
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to khada karke kya clender tangega
ha ha ha 250 rs ka ek kela. Jab kele vala khud kharidne gaya hoga to rate sunke uski bhi gand fat gayi hogi kayi dino tak silvayi hogi. hehehehehe
Rana ji maine apka vo no write karke dekhe tha good yaar
Hi anjali ji hru exam ke liye best of luck
i m fine Shallu nd u????
darling ab to exam khtm ho gye h…..