Gaand Fadu Kela Lelo
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Kele Wala Gali Mein Kele Bech Raha Tha
Kelewala: “Kele Lelo Gaand Fadu Kele Lelo”
Lady: “Oye, Ye Kaisi Kele Hai, Pahle To Kabhi Nahi Sune? Kitne Ka Hai?”
Kelewala: “250 Rs Ka Ek”Lady Hairan Hoke: “Kyaaa????”
Kelewala: “Dekha Fatt Gayi Na Gaand“
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happy new year in advance for all
hehehehehe he, kele ka rate sun kar hi g..d fat gai…hahaha….. frnds ek kelawala kele bench raha tha: kele le lo kele……! ek lady ne us se kaha ye kaise kela hai, bilkul chote-2 aur galey hue bhi hai. kelewala: are bb ji kabhi kela khane k liye bhi le liya kijeye…!!! all frnds, mausam ji, anshul ji, daksh ji,punit ji, harsh chd.ji,dinesh and satish ji, kaise hai aap log ?….. hi, divya, panchhi, sheela,anjali, how r u ?.. @ lofar kha gayab ho jata hai lofargeri karne ? @ raavan ji,??? (yaar raavan nam k aage ji lagane ka dil nahi karta hai) yaar tum apna nam badal lo…. mujhko lagta hai k es ki kaaran hi tumgare aur anshul k beech kuch chal raha hai q ? …!!
@Rana bhai, mujhe tumhara joke bahut pasand aaya thanx hame hasane k liye
hello…Sheela ji mai bahoot accha hu aap sab friends ki duwao ke sath..sheela ji aap kya karti hai or INDIA me kaha se hai aap ?
Hey dabang ji mai dehraun se hu or studi kr rhi hu abi b.com 3rd yer h. Apka asli nam kya h or ap kya krte ho.
hi.. Sheela ji srry yeh sab mai aapko is site par nahi bata sakta…if u can give me ur email or any cont.than i can tell u….Thanks n Take care…
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jab jay dale to dhiraj hila na kar….plz dont mind
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa plz ha ha ..No Comment plz
@Lofar___
Awaz me mithas hai, Surat bhi khas hai,
tameez bhi 1st Class hai…
Bus uperwale ne galti se Lu#d laga diya…
warna maal to tu bhi jhakas hai..hehehehehe
hii all friends .yaaro aaj mai leat ho gaya par i hope ki all friends is goods. he he he raavan satis ne bhi teri mandodri ki lene mai lag gaya ja bhootni ke saale apni wife ko bacha.
hy frnds rana ratan kapil wanted satish dabang dhiraj anshul admin mausam jay vicku mohit rashi anjali rosy rashi sheela divya and my dear panchhi kaise ho dosto……….
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hy anjali bade dino baad dikhayi di kahi admin ke saath date par to nahi thi chlo khair aapko hamari yaad to aayi
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rana bhai raavan ke aage ji lagane ki koi jarurat nahi hai or na hi mujhe naam badlane ki or rahi baat anshul ki aisi chhoti moti nok jhok to frnds ki bich hoti rahti han aakhir ye site bhi to non veg hai
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yaar satish tera joke vastav me bahut achchha hai par jis din kumbhkarn aisa karega us din mai uska lund kaat dunga
@lofar,…yeh teri banai hui tasweer samaj mein nahi aaee…mujhe to usme kisi ladki k boobs najar aa rahe hain…jay tumhe tasweer samajh mein aaee…pata nahi lofar ne kon sa mangle grah ka prani bana diya hai…aur mein kyon nahi hil raha…jay tum kya dal rahe ho.??? lofar samajh nahi ayaa ek aur accha sa banao aur thoda colorful bhi taki samajh mein aae._____________________@abe oye rana..mene us no. ko dubara check kia usme jay ki hot tasweer bankar aaee hai…lol!!.
Wah re DHIRAJ bhai kya cments de rhe ho yaar ajkal…!!superb…..hottt…..hai yaar……@oye kapil kaha uda le jane wala h muje ,mene to raavan n anjali k sath jane ka plan bnaya hai….heheh
ANJALI ….dear tum bulao aur me na aau aisa kabhi ho sakta hai kya…my dear me yahi hu..bas tum hi ID ka chaand ho gayi ho……
@ANSHUL bro kya haal hain bhai..tune to ravan ki marne ki puri taiyari kar li hai..
@panchi jaan new year pe tume kahi dur uda le jaunga..ready rehna…
@DHIRAJ darling aajkal bade hot comment de rha hai kya baat
@ALL frnds kese ho sab NEW year ki taiyari chal rhi hai isliye jyada time nhi de pa rha hu,,new year ko bahut zabardast party hone wali hai….
hi… Kapil m khi ni gyi thi bs exam chl rhe h yarr ab 2dys k badd cntinue aaogi dear…….
@Admin bhai sorry for everything, agar koi galat comments likh deta hun to es bhai ko maaf kar diya karo…….
@Admin Bhai..
Ho sakta hai kal chand suraj ho na ho, ho sakta hai kal chaman ke phoolon me khushbu ho na ho, par ye kaise ho sakta hai aapka network access mere paas ho aur mera comments na ho……hehehehe
Thanks bro. tc, gud ni8.
kamino ki basti hai yahan to
Haa ek kamina kam pad raha tha ab seat full ho gaya hai
hy panchhi jaan kaisi ho main yaar 4-5 dino se din me bysy rahta hun mai raat me 9 ke baad ek do comment de pata hun or raavan kisi preshaani se nahi ghabrata ye chhote mote tuchchh prani bhla raavan ko kya preshaan karenge ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Raavan me fine hu apni sunao…..or is site pe ek bandar kuch jyada h uchhal rha hai…heheh chodo yaar name ni leti bura man jayega…..or raavan tumhara real name kya he??……@hey divya kab aa rhi laut k ..?we r waiting 4 u n ur cment yaar
anshul bete satish ne kiya vo mat dekh dusre ko beech me mat ghaseet tu apni suna ek hi comment se neeche se upar tak aa kar munh me atak gya bahoot der baad sans aaya hai h
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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oye lofar yaar tu aate hi ye sab kya karne lag gya tu kabhi nahi sudhrega shikva gila bhale mat kar par maja to aayega hila kar ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
vastav me faadu kela tha. hahahaha
vaastav me faadu kela tha. hahahahaha….
dev yaar, teri gaand kyun fatt rahi hai, tere pas kyun kela nahi hai kya he he he he he….. Dnt mind
good joke ,satish u got good one too .tune to raavan ki faad di or use pata bhi nahi chala.
THANKS jAY
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ha ha ha 250 rs ka ek kela. Jab kele vala khud kharidne gaya hoga to rate sunke uski bhi gand fat gayi hogi kayi dino tak silvayi hogi. hehehehehe
Rana ji maine apka vo no write karke dekhe tha good yaar
Hi anjali ji hru exam ke liye best of luck
i m fine Shallu nd u????
darling ab to exam khtm ho gye h…..