Gaand Fadu Kela Lelo

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Kele Wala Gali Mein Kele Bech Raha Tha

Kelewala: “Kele Lelo Gaand Fadu Kele Lelo”

Lady: “Oye, Ye Kaisi Kele Hai, Pahle To Kabhi Nahi Sune? Kitne Ka Hai?

Kelewala: “250 Rs Ka Ek

Lady Hairan Hoke: “Kyaaa????

Kelewala: “Dekha Fatt Gayi Na Gaand

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73 Responses to "Gaand Fadu Kela Lelo"

  1. Jay says:

    hahahaha….

    Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.

    Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!

    Santa: Itni bheed me is se achha nahi ho sakta.

    hahahahahaha……..

  2. Panchhi says:

    Heheh…gud mrning frnds

  3. Jay says:

    yaaro aap sab kahan ho ?

    Shayad New year celebrate karne ki taiyari me lage huwe hai….

  4. Sweet_jeha says:

    Prachi how ru

  5. Wanted says:

    hi anuj ab aa v jao.

    hey, divya, ab tum v apne dadi k paas se aa jao dear. m w8ing 4 u

  6. Sheela. says:

    Admin ji sry apko presan kiya mujhe smjh mai agya tha…

    ..

    Jay bhai mujhse jada to ap saxi bato ka khyal rkhte h…. Apke comment mai b saxi jok h….

    • Jay says:

      @Sheel, sorry let reply de raha hu. Yaar kya karun Admin bhai ke sexi joks sunne ke baad khyal hi sexi ho jate hai, to comments kaha se lovely/romantic karun.

      hehehehehe… sheel ji aap kahti hai to mai ek arj krta hun___________________

      Un aankhon mein bhi halki si nami rehti hai…Dost,

      Baat karte hain jo auron ko hansane k liye………

      Sheel ji Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To lalu bhaiya ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge….hehehehe.

      ,

    • VIKAS says:

      HI SEXY H R U???APNA NO DO NA BAAT KRNI HAI TMSE

  7. Dhiraj says:

    hahahahaha! lol!..mere bhi yanha kele wala ata hai but 250+10 rs condom k bhi leta hai…jante ho q..kyonki condom lagane se kela baad mein bhi khaya jaa sakta hai..dirty nahi hoga na isliye..lol!.@jay..tum sexy baatein mat kiya karo meri halat kharab ho jati hai.._____________________@admin mere jay se thoda politely baat karo..____________________@rosy, erotic shayari k alawa aur kisi shayari mein maja nahi ata….is tand mein hot sexy shayariya hi to chain dengi:).._________________@hi jay usa nd all jays nd jais all over d wld.hiiii!.

    • Jay says:

      @Dhiran mere yaar le mai chupppp______hoooooo_______ gayaaaaaaa………

      Ab sexi Comments nahi karunga meri bhootani ne bhi shikayat kiya hai ke mai hi sabse jyada sexi comments karta hunnnnnn

    • Jay says:

      @Dhiraj___&____ Sheela k ghar raatke 2 baje Jay ne ph. kiya..

      Jay: sorry yaar tum dono ko itni raatko jagaya,

      Dhiraj & Sheela : koi gal nahi waise v phoneki ghantise jag hi gaya thha…..( Hume kya maloom ye dono soye bhi thhe keeeeeeeee…….)

      lo!!! ab to tum dono ye nahi kahoge ki sexi comments hai……hehehehe

  8. Mausam says:

    hahahahahahahahaha

    bahut hi badhiya

    realy ye to Gaand fadu kela hai yaar

    rate sun ke to sabhi ki gaand fat jaayegiii.hahahahha

    • Wanted says:

      Hi, mausam dear, how r u. mana k hm log nonveg site pr hai fir v aake dwara itne gande ward use krna kuch achcha nhi lag raha hai. don't mind

      • Jay says:

        @Wanted yaar aa phir chalte hain Baba Kamdev ki site se nikalkar baba Ramdev ki site par, waha acchi-acchi baten milengi….hehehehe

        Yaar jab jokes nonveg sunenge to comments kisa hoga….. Plzzzz don't mind yaar……hahahaha

      • Wanted says:

        he he he he!!!

        apni apni soch hai jay dear warna gulab to kanto me hi khilta hai, khair koi bat nhi.

        or farmaiye kaise hai aap nd kaha se hai?

  9. anjali says:

    Nice joke……..

  10. anjali says:

    hye Kapil……

    were r u dear????????

  11. Dabang_007 says:

    Gud0000000000001 hi….frnds…kaise ho sheela ji ???or joke kaisa laga???

  12. satish says:

    sheela ji kele pe condom jarur chada lena

  13. Wanted says:

    anuj dear k liye ek or sher hai,

    sham hote hi mai chirago ko bujha deta hu,

    mera dil hi kafi hai teri yaad me jalne k liye

  14. Ratan says:

    Ye kela tha santa k biwi jarur karidegi… He he heè.. Kyu k ab wo santa ko paas aney nahi derahi hai… Hai Panchhi, rashii, dabang, Raavan, sheela.. Divya.. Anjali.. Shallu,. How r u..

  15. Sheela. says:

    Dabangg ji jok acha tha tum btao kese ho.

  16. anjali says:

    hye Manish,Divya,Rashii,Panchiiii,Ravaan,Varun,Kapil

    kha ho sb…….

  17. moheet says:

    kamaal ka kela hai……waise kela wale na kahi apna kela to nhi dikha diya tha……………

  18. latest updets says:

    achcha hua ki ganna (sugar cane) nahi bech raha thha warna………….samajh gaye na ?

  19. Rosy says:

    @dhiraj, lol.. Keep it up! :)

  20. Mausam says:

    friends ek simple joke-

    ek mele me ek announcement hua-Ek Bachcha mila hai,jin ka hai,aakar le jaayain.

    Tabhi Santa bheed me se chillaata hua aaya aur bola-mujhe bhi dikhao kaisa hota hai JIN ka bachcha?

  21. satish says:

    ravan lanka me aya to mandodari nangi leti hui tej-2 saans le rahi thi boli dr. ko bulao ravan dr. bulane bhaga megnath ne door pe rok ke kaha bed ke neeche kumbkara hai.Ravan ne gusse se kumbkarn ko nikal or bola teri bhojai ko dil ka dora pada hai tu nanaga hoke bachhon ko dra raha hai.hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  22. anjali says:

    bye admin m ja rhi hu…….

  23. anjali says:

    tum sb gnde ho jb m site pr hoti hu to koi ni milta mujhe………

  24. AVISHEK says:

    aisa karte huye maine asnsol me dekha tha …

    ek ladki ne fruit ki dukan ke dukandar ko bahut tang kiya aur kuch buy nahi ki . use jate dekh kar dukandar ne pichhe se kaha ki ye ghusawal kela hai ,thoda jhanjhat hua fir thik ho gaya

  25. AVISHEK says:

    happy new year in advance for all

  26. RANA says:

    hehehehehe he, kele ka rate sun kar hi g..d fat gai…hahaha….. frnds ek kelawala kele bench raha tha: kele le lo kele……! ek lady ne us se kaha ye kaise kela hai, bilkul chote-2 aur galey hue bhi hai. kelewala: are bb ji kabhi kela khane k liye bhi le liya kijeye…!!! all frnds, mausam ji, anshul ji, daksh ji,punit ji, harsh chd.ji,dinesh and satish ji, kaise hai aap log ?….. hi, divya, panchhi, sheela,anjali, how r u ?.. @ lofar kha gayab ho jata hai lofargeri karne ? @ raavan ji,??? (yaar raavan nam k aage ji lagane ka dil nahi karta hai) yaar tum apna nam badal lo…. mujhko lagta hai k es ki kaaran hi tumgare aur anshul k beech kuch chal raha hai q ? …!!

  27. Dabang_007 says:

    hello…Sheela ji mai bahoot accha hu aap sab friends ki duwao ke sath..sheela ji aap kya karti hai or INDIA me kaha se hai aap ?

    • Sheela. says:

      Hey dabang ji mai dehraun se hu or studi kr rhi hu abi b.com 3rd yer h. Apka asli nam kya h or ap kya krte ho.

      • Dabang_007 says:

        hi.. Sheela ji srry yeh sab mai aapko is site par nahi bata sakta…if u can give me ur email or any cont.than i can tell u….Thanks n Take care…

  28. Lofar says:

    Shikwa na kar gila na kar

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    shikwa na kar gila na kar

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    aur

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    LL LL

    jab jay dale to dhiraj hila na kar….plz dont mind

    • Raj Bindaas says:

      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa plz ha ha ..No Comment plz

    • Jay says:

      @Lofar___

      Awaz me mithas hai, Surat bhi khas hai,

      tameez bhi 1st Class hai…

      Bus uperwale ne galti se Lu#d laga diya…

      warna maal to tu bhi jhakas hai..hehehehehe

  29. anshul says:

    hii all friends .yaaro aaj mai leat ho gaya par i hope ki all friends is goods. he he he raavan satis ne bhi teri mandodri ki lene mai lag gaya ja bhootni ke saale apni wife ko bacha.

  30. raavan says:

    hy frnds rana ratan kapil wanted satish dabang dhiraj anshul admin mausam jay vicku mohit rashi anjali rosy rashi sheela divya and my dear panchhi kaise ho dosto……….

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    hy anjali bade dino baad dikhayi di kahi admin ke saath date par to nahi thi chlo khair aapko hamari yaad to aayi

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    rana bhai raavan ke aage ji lagane ki koi jarurat nahi hai or na hi mujhe naam badlane ki or rahi baat anshul ki aisi chhoti moti nok jhok to frnds ki bich hoti rahti han aakhir ye site bhi to non veg hai

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    yaar satish tera joke vastav me bahut achchha hai par jis din kumbhkarn aisa karega us din mai uska lund kaat dunga

  31. Dhiraj says:

    @lofar,…yeh teri banai hui tasweer samaj mein nahi aaee…mujhe to usme kisi ladki k boobs najar aa rahe hain…jay tumhe tasweer samajh mein aaee…pata nahi lofar ne kon sa mangle grah ka prani bana diya hai…aur mein kyon nahi hil raha…jay tum kya dal rahe ho.??? lofar samajh nahi ayaa ek aur accha sa banao aur thoda colorful bhi taki samajh mein aae._____________________@abe oye rana..mene us no. ko dubara check kia usme jay ki hot tasweer bankar aaee hai…lol!!.

    • Panchhi says:

      Wah re DHIRAJ bhai kya cments de rhe ho yaar ajkal…!!superb…..hottt…..hai yaar……@oye kapil kaha uda le jane wala h muje ,mene to raavan n anjali k sath jane ka plan bnaya hai….heheh

  32. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI ….dear tum bulao aur me na aau aisa kabhi ho sakta hai kya…my dear me yahi hu..bas tum hi ID ka chaand ho gayi ho……

    @ANSHUL bro kya haal hain bhai..tune to ravan ki marne ki puri taiyari kar li hai..

    @panchi jaan new year pe tume kahi dur uda le jaunga..ready rehna…

    @DHIRAJ darling aajkal bade hot comment de rha hai kya baat

    @ALL frnds kese ho sab NEW year ki taiyari chal rhi hai isliye jyada time nhi de pa rha hu,,new year ko bahut zabardast party hone wali hai….

  33. Jay says:

    @Admin bhai sorry for everything, agar koi galat comments likh deta hun to es bhai ko maaf kar diya karo…….

  34. Jay says:

    @Admin Bhai..

    Ho sakta hai kal chand suraj ho na ho, ho sakta hai kal chaman ke phoolon me khushbu ho na ho, par ye kaise ho sakta hai aapka network access mere paas ho aur mera comments na ho……hehehehe

    Thanks bro. tc, gud ni8.

  35. jai'a says:

    kamino ki basti hai yahan to

  36. raavan says:

    hy panchhi jaan kaisi ho main yaar 4-5 dino se din me bysy rahta hun mai raat me 9 ke baad ek do comment de pata hun or raavan kisi preshaani se nahi ghabrata ye chhote mote tuchchh prani bhla raavan ko kya preshaan karenge ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • Panchhi says:

      Raavan me fine hu apni sunao…..or is site pe ek bandar kuch jyada h uchhal rha hai…heheh chodo yaar name ni leti bura man jayega…..or raavan tumhara real name kya he??……@hey divya kab aa rhi laut k ..?we r waiting 4 u n ur cment yaar

  37. raavan says:

    anshul bete satish ne kiya vo mat dekh dusre ko beech me mat ghaseet tu apni suna ek hi comment se neeche se upar tak aa kar munh me atak gya bahoot der baad sans aaya hai h

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    oye lofar yaar tu aate hi ye sab kya karne lag gya tu kabhi nahi sudhrega shikva gila bhale mat kar par maja to aayega hila kar ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  38. Dev says:

    vastav me faadu kela tha. hahahaha

  39. dev says:

    vaastav me faadu kela tha. hahahahaha….

  40. jay u.s.a says:

    good joke ,satish u got good one too .tune to raavan ki faad di or use pata bhi nahi chala.

  41. satish says:

    THANKS jAY

  42. dehru says:

    1 admi ka khad nahin hota tha wo dr. ke paas gaya

    doctor bola kya hua

    wo bola khada ni hota

    dr. shadi hui

    wo ni

    ladki hai koi

    wo ni

    visit rand

    no

    to khada karke kya clender tangega

  43. shallu says:

    ha ha ha 250 rs ka ek kela. Jab kele vala khud kharidne gaya hoga to rate sunke uski bhi gand fat gayi hogi kayi dino tak silvayi hogi. hehehehehe

    Rana ji maine apka vo no write karke dekhe tha good yaar

    Hi anjali ji hru exam ke liye best of luck

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