Gaand Ki Khujli

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Ek Baar Santa Bike Rok Kar Helmet Khuja Raha Tha.

Ek Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Puucha.

Aadmi: “Helmet Utaar Ke Khujao”

Santa: “Chup Be, Jab Teri Gand Pe Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Pent Utaar Ke Khujata Hai

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16 Responses to "Gaand Ki Khujli"

  1. divya says:

    ye to bilkul thik baat boli hai.

  2. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

    Hahahahahaha sahi bat hai , good joke

  3. Wanted says:

    hmmm!!
    baat to shi hai. isme jke wali kya baat hai ??

    @RAASHIII bhut miss kiya 2mhe. mai hmesha is site me aata or 2mhe dekhta tha. bt time prob k karan 2mse baate nhi kr paaya.
    .hmmm!!
    sbke liye kudi dhundh rhi ho, or mai jo aaj tk 100% kunwara baitha hu uska kya :(

    @ADMIN BRO, kya baat hai jo GITIKA ne is site me aate hi 2mse
    personl baate suru kr di ?? yaar, mjhe v website design krna sikhao n ;)

    @NILESH fir aa gya marwane. chal koi baat nhi. hm aapki ye ichcha avi puri kiye dete hai. laa piche ghum hehehe

    @GITIKA, hme v NILESH ki trah doubt hai aap pr. lekin fir v aapke aane se is site pr chahl – pahal bad gyi hai. bhagwan se yhi manaunga ki aap yadi male ho to jaadu se aaj raat female bn jao. hehehe.

    • Wanted says:

      @JAY, jldi se free ho kr wapas aa jao. miss u dear :)

      @DIVYA, aajl kafi km cmnt aa rhe hai 2mhare. busy ho kya ??

      @HEARTBEAT, HPS, ANUJ, MATRIX, SHIVENDRA, RAJ kaise ho sb??

    • Wanted says:

      @JAY, jldi se free ho kr wapas aa jao. miss u dear :)

      @DIVYA, aajkl kafi km cmnt aa rhe hai 2mhare. busy ho kya ??

      @HEARTBEAT, HPS, ANUJ, MATRIX, SHIVENDRA, RAJ kaise ho sb??

    • Nilesh says:

      Wanted j mai NILESH hi hu …
      Sale tu itna jaldi bhul gya apne gand marne wale ko …
      Mai itna kamjor ho gya hu wanted ka gand marte marte phir b isko yad nhi.. pta nhi kis chij ka bana hai…

  4. sinnngh says:

    Waise santaaa intelignt hai isly aaj k jamaneme famous hai

  5. Himanshu the don says:

    Amdin OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Mera comnt kyu ni post kiyaa??? Jo hindi me likha tha?

  6. Mausam says:

    Admin ye joke repeat kiyaa he naa.but achchha he

  7. kapil says:

    all is well

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