Gaand Mar Dunga Sali Ki
Views: 43,633 - Posted on 27 Feb 2012
Pathan Miya Biwi Mein Jagda Ho Raha Tha Aur Baat Gali Gloch Tak Aa Gayi Thi.
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Pathan: “Chup Kar Ja Haramjadi Nahi To Gaand Mar Dunga“
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hahaha…very good :D :D :D
Hii…
Kya baat hai. Joke bahut jaldi samajh me aa ja rha hai.. Hahahaha…
haan ..hehehehe….
aapki bimari hehehehehe…jayada funny thi…:)
Haan.. Kam se kam tum to shant rho.. PRIYA.
kyu & okk……….
Kyo ki … Hahahahahehehe…
heheheheheheh good
@ Rashi ji aap galat bol rhi hai…. aap par kisi bhi tarah ka koi bhi ban nhi kiya gya hai :)
HAHAHAHAH . . . . . . . .hehehehe . . . . . . . PATHAN Se na to Dushmani Achhi hai aur na hi Dosti Achhi hai . . .hehehehe
Vese tune kya ki thi dosti ya dushmani
Dushmani ho gayi thhi :-D
@Lalitmangla ji, @Jai ne pathan se dosti aur dushmani dono hi kar k dekh liya.
Dosti mein Jai ko apna “G” dena pada. Aur dushmani mein ushe pathan ka “L” lena pada. -:P
Har baar Jai hi fayde mein raha. -:D
3WBJ
Acchaa hai
Hi dhiraj ap ho kya? Muje kuch baat karni hai. Im in problem avi ro padugi me ap ayayi jaladi its urgent
@Ragini ji, Agar Aap hume v apna frnd samjhti hai toh apni prblm kahiye ho sakta hai hum Aapki help kar sake.
Jay me dhiraj ke ane par hi bataugi vaise m apko v frd hi samjti hu but dhiraj se baat karke muje problem ka soluation chaiye bye raat ko auagi bye.
very nice :)) and admin aap mere comment bhi auto moderation m kr do because m also daily user of it now. and anuj lagta h pehle 5 log km the is bar 10 bulane padege, kyu babaji m rite na
aur rashii, priya, nilesh, jay , del kese ho aap sab , good evening
@Naina ji, Hum maze se hai. Aap kaha se hai ? Waise meri ek net frnd hai unka v name Naina hai. Kahi aap wahi to nahi hai ??
Good evening NAINA JI. Bahut dino bad..???
hiiii
@naina lagta hai tum puri tarah se ise dhande me aa gyi ho ab :P
ye batao tumhare pass total kitne aadmi hai abhi hmm?????
chhi_chhh pathan
@ priya ji ek sher arz h
Hum dono mil betheinge to raat khoob guzaregi
Tanhai ka yeh kahna, bohat achha laga mujhe.
wah wah wah wah…kya tha ye smjh hii anhii aaya :’( :(
koi baat nahi ….hota h hota h…
8-)
hmm
Wah wah ….
@ wanted bro yarr dikhai nahi dete…
@ admin i want to know ki humare site par jyada/barbar visit/cmts karne se tumhe loss hota h ya profit (in monetory terms)
@nilesh ji kabhi rashi / priya ji ke alwaa hum se bhi chat kar lo…
@Anuj tum W2H wale hi ho na…wahan to mujhse chat karte ho yahan baat nahi hui kabhi hmari…
@Ragini ji aap kahan se belong karti h…
Delhi se ad u. Admin g mere cmts nahi approve karte.
i m from chandigarh , currently working in uttrakhand
Na fayda na Nuksan.. fir bhi agar calculate karu to jitna jyada tum comment karoge utna jyada mere server ke resources honge
But never mind mene last month hi server upgrade kiya hai Now it is with 24GB ram
So tension nahi lene ka.. tum comment karo na karo mere to paisi utne hi jayenge
बात समझ में नही आई॥
Ok admin g mera koi cmt nahi ayega yaha. Dhiraj ad all frds gud bye forever.
Kyo nhi. Ap se b chat karunga DELETED JI. ap online to hoiye.
Deleted, jay bro nilesh ko vitamin “she” ki kami k karan ek bimari ho gayi hai isliye wo hum logon se baat nahi karta hai priya, rashii, sonam etc se vitamin “she” ki kami ko poora karna chahta hai
Aisi bat nhi hai. HPS JI.
Aur bataiye kaise hai..? (mujhe kisi b vitamin ki kami nhi hai.)
AP ITNE DIN KHA FARAR CHAL RAHE THE …hps ji.?
सही कहा तुमने
@ Deleted haan mai wahi Anuj hu aur rahunga hehehehehehehe
hmmmm
rashi ji hmmm ka kya matlab hota h ?
rashi ji umeed karta hun aap ko ye sher samajh aayega…nahi to nilesh se samajh lena…
Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki dosti ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,
Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho……..
nic joke and hi rashii
निलेश जी में ओन लाइन हु
Oye bro, us time mai offline tha. Hehehe…
jay yr m to ni janti tumhare ko aur meri frnd list m koi jay nam ka bnda nhi h, and nilesh ji for ur kind info. is site pr wo mera first comment tha……. hello priya hows u? rashii kya chl rha h
Thanks NAINA JI ..
Naina ji hame aur jay ko b frne list me lelo??
Hps ji mai b aa gya
Naina ji hame aur jay ko b frnd list me lelo??
Naina ji apki list me Jay name ka koi frnd nahi hai to aaj add kar lijiye. .gud night !
fine & u?
Nilesh bro me theek hoon aur me one week se out of station tha. Yaar do’t mind me to mazaak kar raha tha kyonki me janta hoon MC me koi vitamin nahi lee jati hai.
Abe yar fir mazak….
Oohooo… Ab rahne b do.
hehehehehehe :p :p :p:p
Hmmmm…
Dear all lovely frnds good night ! Sweet dreams. . . .tc. .
Same 2 u..
deleted ji jb kuch samjh na aaye to hmmmm :)
jay dear kaha se laate ho itne bahane :-P
Nilesh ji achha hua aapne bta diya wrna hum jay dear per believe kr lete :-D
ANUJ ji hmmmm
hi naina ji, hps ji, salman ji
shubhratri mitro
Rashi Ji Ye Suniye
GF- MCDONLD chale?
BF- Spelling bol fir hi jayenge.
GF- Ek kam kar KFC chalte hain.
BF- KFC ka Fullform bol.
GF- Rehne de kutte,
Samosa hi khate hain… :D
Hope Ki Wo Joke Aapko Samajh Me Aaya Hoga.
{{**GOOD*MORNING*FRNDZ**}}
-शुभ प्रभात प्रिय दोस्तो-
Hii.. Frndz (Admin, Jay, Deleted, Hps, Wanted, Anuj Aakash, Pyaremohan ji, Priya, Rashi, Ragini, Panchy, Sonam & dear all frendz) kaise ho ap sub…???
निलेश तुम रात को देर तक ओफ़िस मे क्या काम कर रहे थे………इतनी सुबह सुबह उठ गये……शुभ प्राभात
मेरे सभी मित्रो को शुभ प्राभात
Deleted ji mere sone aur jagne ka koi time sure nhi hai…
Aur apna bataiye kya kr rhe hai…???
hey gm to all……. wts up frndzzzz
Hame bhi apni friendlist main shamil ker lo
Hi friends,
Shall we be good friends. If yes
Reply must