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जय नामा का बन्दा तो आप सबको याद ही होगा.
वो लंड की तलाश में इधर-उधर घूमता रहता था,
एक दिन उसे गांड मरवाने की बड़ी तलब लगी होती है, और वो लंड के लिए इधर उधर भटक रहा होता है.
घूमते-घूमते उसकी नज़र एक बोर्ड पर पड़ती है, जिस पर लिखा होता है, "आइये, 500 रुपये में गांड मरवाए"
उसको पढ़ते ही जय की आँखों में चमक आ जाती है,
सोचता है अब तो यही आया करूँगा रोज़-रोज़ किसी को खोजने में बहुत समय बर्बाद होता है.
जय काउंटर पर जा कर बोला है: "मुझे अछी तरह गांड मरवानी है"
काउंटर पर बैठा आदमी उससे 500 रुपये ले लेता है, और काउंटर की खिड़की बंद कर देता है.
जय बाहर चार घंटे इंतज़ार करता है, लेकिन काउंटर की खिड़की नहीं खुलती,
जब उससे रहा नहीं जाता, तो गुस्से में खिड़की पर जा कर चिल्लाता है.
काउंटर पर बैठा आदमी खिड़की खोलता है और पूछता है: "बताइए मैं आपकी क्या सेवा कर सकता हूँ"
जय गुस्से से भरा बोलता है: "सुना नहीं, मुझे गांड मरवानी है"
काउंटर पर बैठा आदमी हैरानी से पूछता है: "क्या कहा, फिर से मरवानी है, अभी तक मन नहीं भरा क्या?"
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Hahahahahahaha…..
Happy holi dosto, dil se… Hehehe…
Sale, Bhosadi ke kish janam ki Dushmani Nikal raha hai be. . ??
Sale kamine aaz Holi pe tumne to meri “G” Mari he nahi. . . Tumane to Aaz uskey chidhde-chidhde kar diya :-D
ye le.. ab to jay ne v maan liya.. :p
joke to acha ni tha but jay k nam ne ise acha kr diya :)) , and nilesh m kisi se nhi darti , jo joke mjhe acha ni lgta m us par comm hi ni krti, tumne bhi ye dekha hoga….. anyways happy and colorful holi frnds……. wanted ji apka nam aata to phir to aur bhi maja aata :p
priya, rashii, deleted, jay, nilesh, hps,sab holi ki preparations m bzy lgte h :)
Yar Naina,
Rango se v Rangeen Zindagi rahe tumhari,
Rangeeli Rahe ye Bandagi hai humari.
Kabhi na Bigade ye Dosti ki Rangoli,
Aai Mere yaar hamesha aisi he Aaye Happy Holi . . .!
are teeno k coment ek hi time pr, what a coincidence :)
hehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehe
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahaa
hehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehe
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahaa
@ Jay aaj to sabko pakaa yakeen ho gya na ki Jay gandu hai hehehehehehhe
jay ka Gand to maraya lakin iske aatma ko sakun nhi mila…. :(
@Admin bro,
Kahi par maine padha thha kiiii. . .
“Kisi” ke dosti ya pyar na pane se Zindagi khatam nahi ho jati hai
LEKIN
“Kisi ki dosti ya pyar pakar kho dene se
baki v to kuch nahi
bachta hai.
So dear bro. take care n pls. do not again like this ….
Haan ADMIN BRO, mai v kahe deta hun k nxt jke me JAY k pure paise washul hone chahiye hhan :p :D
Kon hai be tu, main tujhe nahi janta and koi mahan purush kah rha thanki meri wajah se ya mere pe joke banne se log has lete hai to mujhe khushi hoti hai hehehe ab kya hua be….
ADMIN BRO, lagta hai tu JAY k kl wale cmnt ko thik se smjh nhi paya.. hehehe.. or 2mne JAY ki bja di.. ;)
“M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold,
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be
Hello frnds. Happy holi and happy mother’s day holi ke chakkar me maa ko mat bhul jana….. Mere dosto……
Hehehehehehehehehe…………….Joke to achha ,……….tha…
Lekin fayda najar nahi aaya…….
joke bohot acha he…….jay k nam ne ise or acha bna diya he………Happy holi frnds…….
wish u 2 dear
happy holi humare sweet frnds
happy holy ji. aap holy celebrate nhi kr rhi ??
kar li celebrate
badi jaldi???
Hello frndz happy holi.
& kaise hai ap log…???
happy holy NILESH..:)
Nilesh ji good
koi online hai to plz rply kro…
RAASHIII fir kha chali gyi ??
khidki par admin tha hahaha jay teri to lag gyi….
aaiye aapka intzaar tha.. ;)
hum khakr celebrate karte hain
kise khati ho celebrate krne k liye ??? :o :o
gujhiya n apne dosto ka time :)
itti late rply??? avi v kha rhi hai kya ???
wanted bro kal raat ko night mein chat se subah ser dard ho gya
kch liya ya nhi ???
ji abhi bi hath me gujhiya hain :), humne bnayi hain
aaye haye, apne haatho se bnayi hai :)
hum bahar ka nhi khate isliye khud bnakr khate hain
deleted ji so kr kb uthe ap?
deleted ji disprin ko grm pani me ghol kr pi lijiye n thodi der so jayie thik ho jayega surdurd
mujhe MIGRAINE hota h raat ko jagne se..10+2 se hi ho gya tha IIT ki tayari k chakkar mein…
Disprin asaar nahi karti, vasograine bhi nahi karti ab to MINADO hi asar karti h …but mein avoid karta hun…
Deleted bro, apka selection IIT me huaa ya nhi..
RAASHIII kl tumne drink wrink to nhi ki thi na ???
jis din humne drink ki us din mumma ghr se bahar nikaal dengi :(
wo kya hai n kl tumhare cmnt (mere rone or snowfall wala) padkr lga :p :D
Wo to abhi bhi baher nikal dengi tumhari shadi kar ke
DELEATED kha chala gya …
deleted ji to ap so jayie fir nind puri ho jayegi toh surdurd nhi hoga
tere cmnt me nhi, tere us qustion me.. mere rone se snowfall kaise ho skti hai .. hahahaha ;)
waise aapka puchna glt v nhi tha. bcoz..
hm aapki yaad me itna rote hai..
hm aapki yaad me itna rote hai..
k ab padosi v apna muh hmari aansuon se dhote hai ;)
hahahahaha bt ap hume yaad kyu karte ho?!
bcoz aapne hme dost mana hai apna.. :)
wo hmse puchte hai ki hme bhul q jaate ho..
koi jakr bataye unhe k apni jindgi ko bhala koun bhul skta hai…
RAASIII
specilly for u…
dil ko lakh smjhaya k tujhe yaad krna chhod de..
mgr dil k hr kone se awaz aayi..
wo meri hr saanso me bsi hai..
to kya ab saans lena v chod de ???
Hmmm….
Diya Aur Bati..
Hahahahahahaha….
Hihihihihihihihihi…
Hehehehehehehehe…
Hohohohohohohoho….
phir shaadi, hmmm rashii
hiii koi online h kya ?
rashi phir to tum na badi family m hi shadi krana phir wahi roj k dewrani, jethani k jhagde, ;)
waise kon sa subject pdhati ho rashii aur kis class ko…..
mjhe bhi holi psand nhi, mujhe to holi pr bas pani puri aur chat khakar mnana psand h,
rashii to tea bnane m kuch jyada hi bzy ho gyi, lgta h hmare liye bhi bnane lgi
m bhi khoob tea peeti hu rashii, waise tumhara koi bf h rashii?
lolzzz…
ye site tute dil walo k liye hain kya :)
ab kaam karne means jane ka time ho gya bye fir milte hain
nice joke
:))
Joke majedaar hai
A nice joke
Sameer pahchana me fir aa gayaa……..Sabki lene……………POOCHHPARKH
hi prtaap dear, maine phchana nhi apko.
;-)
hehehehehehehehehehe hohoohohohohoh hihihihihihihihihihihih :P :P :P :P :P :P :P