Gaand Par Shayari

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Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Ek Sher Arz Hai

Meri Gaand Par Main Fida,

Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida,

Meri Gaand Par Main Fida,

Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida.

Aur Jis Din Teri Gand Par Main Fida,

Us Din Beta Samajh Le Tu Chuda.

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185 Responses to "Gaand Par Shayari"

  1. Shallu says:

    admin ji plz sir ji i request u mujhse mera naam mat change karvaiye or ha sirji aap pathelogy jarur kra lena isse apki body ke sare pathar soft skin mai change ho jayenge i think hahahahahaha.

  2. Shallu says:

    hi shweta ji hru sare frnds apke liye jaruri suchna kal hi ek study mai pta chala hai "darling" word ka meaning "darr gaya ling(l**d) so dnt say any1 darling hehehehehe

    • Mausam says:

      Hello shallu bhai,kaise ho? sorry maine aapko ladki samjha.

      aap mere bare me poochh rahe the na-Main basicaly faridabad se hu aur aaj kal Chennai me rahta hu.aur ek pvt company me job karta hu.aur aap bataiye apne baare me?

  3. Shweta says:

    Hey admin dear btao na kya sapna tha

  4. Shweta says:

    Hey shallu,raj .anshul,ratan kapil sb kaise h.muje rply kro na

  5. Shweta says:

    Wat is true love.
    Subah uth k ankhe kholne se pehle jiska chehra dekhne ki iccha ho,wo pyar h…
    Mandir me darshan krte waqt kisi k pas khade hone ka ehsas ho.wo pyar h..
    Pure din ki thajan jiske sath baithne ki kalpna se he dur ho wo pyar h…
    Sar kisi ki god me rakh k lage ki man halka ho gya wo pyar h..
    Lakh kosish krke b dil jise nafrat n kre sake or na hi bhul sake.wo pyar h..
    Ye msg padte waqt jiski yad aaye.wo apka pyar h.

  6. DHIRAJ says:

    @panchhi ji,.. mera no…wait wait….4999 no. pe ata hai..daksh dekh lo mein bhi kitna peeche hoon…

  7. DHIRAJ says:

    @shallu,..ladke mujhe sorry bole yeh mujhe accha nahi lagta….aur mein unhe sorry na bolu ye mujhe accha nahi lagta..take deeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!! tc.

  8. DHIRAJ says:

    @shweta,..haan yahi pyaar hai..byee.!!.

  9. Shallu says:

    shweta ji i m fine shweta itni gehrayi hai apke dil mai so nice par shweta ji jo meri glfrnd hai vo mere sapno mai nahi aati par mai usse bahut pyar karta hu aisa kyu

  10. prince says:

    SEX GURU

  11. Shweta says:

    Real m admin .ab shallu m kya bta skti hu yar usse yad krke soya kro tabhi to vo tumhare sapne m aayegi

  12. Shweta says:

    Dhiraj kaise ho

  13. Mausam says:

    Hi all friens, How are you?Good after noon to all.

    Nice shayri.

  14. Mausam says:

    Anuj bhai kaise ho dear,tumhari shayree bahut achhi lagi maine aaj padhi.

  15. Jay says:

    Ques: Ladke wale ladki ka hath kab mangtey hain?

  16. Jay says:

    Ans- Jab ladke ka hath thak jata hai..

  17. Shallu says:

    hi mausam ji mai krishna nagar(delhi) mai rehta hu or gandhi nagar wholesale mrkt mai meri shop hai jiski vajah se mai khahi ghumne nahi ja pata hum sab itni paas rehte hai mera aap sabse milne ka maan hai par meri majboori hai i miss u all

  18. Shallu says:

    shweta ji admin ji ne sapne mai yahi dekha hoga ki aap or vo ek temple mai hai aap pooja kar rahi hai or vo pooja ki thali liye khade hai. thoda bhagvan ko bhi yaad kar liya karo.

  19. DHIRAJ says:

    @shweta,..nice buddy tumhe 19 yrs mein pyaar ka matlab samajh mein aagaya..u r lucky…but kai log to bhudde bhi ho jatein hain nd mar kar chale jatein hai but luv ko samajh nahi paate..btw m 59.tc..@jay,tumhare 4 cmnt apni personal diary mein note kar chuka hoon,ek daksh ka,2 shallu k nd ek imraan ka..nd jay acche cmnt karo aur meri dairy ko bhar do..u r lucky ur 5 cmnts weldone..bye.tc..plz dear itnee tandhi mein khidki khol kar nahiiiiiiiiii….dear tumhara hi to naam lekar soya jay..ega…aap itne acchein hai kya kahein…time bata do raat ko kitne baje aa rahe ho..byeee tc.

  20. DAKSH says:

    Mere ishq me dard nahi tha,

    Par dil mera bedard nahi tha,

    Hoti thi meri aankhon se aasu ki barsat,

    Par unke liye ansu or pani me fark nahi tha…

  21. Rajesh says:

    Hi frieds

  22. harpreet says:

    very nice

  23. ashish says:

    hai shweta ur quet girl

  24. Rahul yadav says:

    Hi admin namaskar kya khub aitem site hai yaar

  25. rohit says:

    hi shallu,wana be friend.

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