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  72 Comments

  1. Rashii says:

    Hehehehe ganda ladka chii

    admin ji hum ek din nhi aaye to ap banjara ji se num lene lag gaye chii

    waise kaise ho ap?

    Raj humhe bhul gaye na ap?

    Kapil ji apko to koi b cmt valger he nhi lgta

    pyarmohan ji hello

    panchii ji namaskaar

    arush ji kaise ho ap

    dhiraj n jay ji kya ho rha hain?

    N all frnds tc.

    1. Admin says:

      ab kisi syane ne kaha hai… ek do naav mein pair rakho to doob jaoge.. isluye mein 10 15 naav i mean ladkiyo ke chakkar mein hun koi ek to bacha hi legi…

      hehe tumhara kya hai tum bhi number nahi deti.. ki banda koi dukh sukh hi sanjha kar le.

    2. pyare mohan says:

      admin ji dekhiye na rashii ji kitni bhuki hain har baar mere naam main se e kha jatin hain bhai samjhao inko ki naam to pura likhen.

    3. Banjara says:

      Rashi apne kisi Or k bahane hi sahi aaj hmara naam to liya aaj hmari tapsaya safal ho gai h

    4. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      h!!!!!!!!! RasHiiiiiii………kesi ho DeaR.???????????

      kya aap mujhe bhool gayeeeee,

      4 U

      Ye muskan

      Ye jazbay

      Ye moj

      Ye masti

      Ye rishte

      Ye wade

      Ye sangeet

      Ye pyar

      Ye dosti

      Ye dil

      Sab kuch adhoora hai

      “Aap ke Bina”…

  2. kamdev says:

    sahi hain beta

    pura maza v liye aur paishe v lekar furrrrrrr furrrrrrrrrrr

    furrrrrrrrrr furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  3. Anuj says:

    Pina Chahu To Zehar Nahi Hai..

    Dubna Chahu To Lehar Nahi Hai..

    Marna Chaha Jab uski Yaad Mai..

    To

    Maut B Hans Kar Boli- Ja Abhi Teri Umar Nhi hai..

  4. Dhiraj says:

    fmil k bhi hum na mile …hain fasle tumse na jane kyon…anjane hain silsile tumse na kyon….tu jane na….kaise batein….tu jane na…..urs present and future 2…and urs present ..ur beautiful love….

      1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

        PaNcHHy Janu….apun v mast ch ae…….

        ladke ne gaun ki gori me dekha k,

        Ek ucha lamba Lun

        DooJa Phuddi teri tang

        TeeJa Mumma tera cham cham kardA ni

        Mein Aiwaen te ni tery

        Uttey charda ni..!!;-

        Or tu kendi hai,me tere paise kad laye.!!!!!!:-)))))

        Oye tenu shrm ni ondi………..hehehehe

    1. raavan says:

      hy panchhi dear hru? dear gaanv ki ladkiya to pahle se hi advance hoti hain iss haadse ko jaroor kisi gaanv ke ladke ne hi anjaam diya hai

  5. Dhiraj says:

    @Hi

    Teri aankho ko bus dekhta rahoon…tere roop ko niharta hoon….tere hoto ko chum loon…ek ankh maar de to sara din muskurata hua bit jaye….tere in balo pe tere in hoto tere baton mein fida hoon….tere is jadoo ne mujhe ghayal kar diya…ek baar mera hoja sara kuch loota dunga tujh par.

    1. Jay says:

      @ Dhiraj yar, Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
      har koi aap k sath sone ko tarse,
      aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
      ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse……hehehe

      1. Samir says:

        Abe jay
        ISH tarah bol tavi,,wo teri bat samjhe ga
        mera pahla pyar dhiraj
        KAMDEV or jay ka pyar tujh pe barse,
        hr larka tere sath sone ko tarse,
        tere jivan me aaye itne larke
        ki tu din bhar CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse,,
        he he he

        JPR

  6. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

    hEllooooooooo frnDDDDDDDDDDDs….Sb kese ho,YaaRRRRRRRRooo.!!!!!!!!!!

    gnv ki chhori itni v bhholi………nhi hoti hai.

  7. Banjara says:

    Mutth marne k fayde.

    1.Choice of girl is ur

    2.Time ki bachat

    3.Self service

    4.No crime

    5.Rest to girlfriend

    6.No risk of AIDS

    7.No special place required

    8.No money wastage

    9.Easy to perform

    10.Guaranted satisfaction

    11.No abortion

    12.No condom required

    13.not necessary to remove whole underwear

    14.Stress

    easily remove

    15. No matter how long is ur penis

    16. Swapndosh se mukti

    17. Koi dar nahi pakade jane pe saaman ko easily chupa sakte hain

    18.One can doas many tym as he wants

    19. No need of special training so simple

    20. Position is of ur choice

    *Moral*

    "Badnaami ki chut se izzat ki mutth achchi hai…;-)

    1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      WAh…WAh…WaH…WaH…..

      kya baat…….KYA BAAT…

      JiO 'BaNjArA'

      Boy medical store pe:VI*AGRA extra doz dena

      aj rat 3 larkiyan arahi hen

      Next day:Boy: ek ‘IODEX’ dena

      Cemist: kis lye?

      boy:mre hath k liye,Lrkiyan nahi aen;->

      heheheheheh………..

      1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

        Are 3-3 ladkiOn ke aaNe kI……..
        kHUshi hi itni tHHi………..k ruk nhi ska,

        anKHon me sApNe sjaye bethe hai,
        hmari khuSHi ka Izhaar to dekhO,
        AAna hai rAAt ko unhone,
        CoNdOm dupher se chadye bethe hai.!!!!!!!!!!

      1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

        h! KamDeV…….hello
        m**th maro pr SiRf apni drm grl ko yYaD krke..
        Q.K…………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        M*uth’ is the branch of s*ex that deals with the study of boys and their imaginary relationship with girls..

        In this case a lot of energy is being wasted in a short interval of time

        To calculate loss of energy we use the formula:

        1 m*uth = loss of energy gained in 10 days from 10 bananas per day.

        So, avoid further m*uths

        For all my m*uthal friends…

        A msg from “M.C.A”

        *M*utH Control* Association *:-)

      2. kamdev says:

        Naresh Shriman,

        Muth marna suru kar do nahi tho night fall namak rog ke shikar ho jaoo ge

        ushke bad shidi ke bad shigarh patan ke shikar

        phir tho ……samajh hi rahe ho kya hoga

        jai hoooooooooo

    2. Thakur.Muthmaar.ji says:

      Dhanyawad banjara ji mere jaiso ki itni taarif ke liye. Pehle log mujhe badi neech najron se dekhte the. Par Aaj mera sar aapne garav se uncha kar diya ha. Aapka baut baut dhanyawad.

      1. Admin says:

        areey bhai agar esa thha to Baba Saxidas ke pass jana thha…unhone tumhe bahut hi gyan ki baatein batani thhi jiske aap sir aur Lund garav se aur uncha ho jaata

  8. Banjara says:

    Raj beta next time apni G/F WOMAN FORCE khilana wo khud kahegi thukne k liye samjha kya;-(

    1. kamdev says:

      prajana capsul khila do dose v jayda hoga maza v jayda ayega

      nahi tho lutlise inj de do

      nagi dorne lagegi wo

      jaiiiiiiiiii hoooooooooo

  9. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    There is a man that lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! WHY?

    answer This…

      1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

        h!!!!!!!! DEar ADMIN………Hr R u……..

        9c joke….

        4 U…..,,,,,,,,,(bachho wale swal)

        4_4_4_4=20

        Use *,+,-,/………?????????????????

        (reply must)

      2. Admin says:

        hehe abe ye to 7th wala thha re, vese bhul gaya thha main par kuch der dimag khapaya to yaad aa gya..

        (4/4 +4 ) x 4

        4/4=1
        1+4=5
        5×4=20

      3. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

        Wah…WaH…WaH admin………

        bhut badia…..!!!!!!!!

        swal 7th wala thha,

        or ans. v apne 7 hours me diya,

        very-2 gd……kya baat hai……..

        U r really genius.!!!!!!!!

        hehehehehe…….

      4. Admin says:

        chal fir ab tera dimag dekhta hun… same usi querstion ka answer + or – ke saath deke dikha…

      5. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

        hi Admin………..

        mera dimag kharab nahi…….

        jo apna time waste krun….heheheheh

        (waise its not possible,as u say)

      6. Admin says:

        nop dear its possible… jab tu haar man jayega to fir main kar ke dikhaunga na…. fir hum kake ke Baba hue jo iska hal na kar sake

      7. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Bachho waale sawaal na pucchun ya Bachho waalo se sawaal na puchhun? He he he he.

  10. kapil the cute boy says:

    ladka to chutiya nikala samne maaal khada hai aur use paiso ki padi hai…
    gls aise boy frns se sawdhan rha karo jo bra me haath daal ke paise le jaye

    @RASHI ji samjha nhi kya keh rhi hai aap ki muje comment valger ni lagta

  11. Banjara says:

    Çõbrã yaar us ladki ne shadi k liye mana kr diya bol rhi h ki abhi mujhe M.Pharma krna h agr aap mujhse shadi krna chahte ho to plz 2 year wait kr lijiye

  12. Jay says:

    Hey frnds,
    Gaanv ki gori badi hi bholi, bra utaari panty kholi,
    bed pe soli, Ghagra utha k mujhe boli
    "Jay nikaal pichkari khele holi"

    1. Samir says:

      Abe Jay
      tu aisa bol dhiraj ko yar,realy bahut khus hoga yar,
      nonveg site ka DHIRAJ bada bhola bhala,
      pant khola or chaddi outara
      bed pe soya,or tang outha kr bola
      JAY nikal pichkari or dum lagakr khele holi
      he he

      JPR

      1. Jay says:

        @ Sameer yar tumse kai frnds puch chuke hai kee ye JPR kya hai? lekin tumne abhi tak nahi bataya, abe jab kisi ko uska matlab hi nahi maloom hoga to tere JPR likhne ka kya matlab.

        Yar sameer ek baat aur hai "Kisi ko utana hi Gudgudi karni chahiye ki wo hasta rahe, etana nahi Gudgudi kar deni chahiye ko wo hasne k jagah rone lage"……tc.

      2. Samir says:

        Abe jay

        pahle tu mera nam is tarah likha kr

        " SAMIR "

        tabhi mujhe lagega ki tu mujhe bol raha,,other wise laga ki tu ADMIN(sameer) or kisi or ko bol raha hai,,,,samjha yar,,aage se dhyan rakhna

        tu mera dost hai yar,,,

        aur mai jise achha frend manta hoon,,ouse hi juada tang(majak)krta hoon,,he he

        or ish code bare m tujhe jarur bataouga bt abhi nahi

        JPR

      3. Panchhi says:

        E lo jpr ka pata chala nhi k zxz aa gya naya… Vese kaliya ji apke pas chonch to h na ?

  13. Jessica says:

    Hey frnds maine orkut pe apne birthday ke photos upload kar diye hai tum logo mai se kisiko birthday yaad nahi raha yaha lagta hai koi mera dost nahi hai ya phir ve hona iski wajah hai :-(

    1. Dr.kumar says:

      @jesica

      Kya yaar humse share nhi karogi

      Apna barth date

      Hume bhi batao jara apna site address

      Ok

      1. Raj bindaas says:

        Kapil, ladkiyo k samne jyada sarif mat ban be hehe tujhe nhi pta 2-3 bar muth marne se puri body me laziness aa jata hai jisse jyada neend aati h

      2. Samir says:

        Dekh be KAPIL da khubsurat larka

        kaliya k baton m dm hai,,

        kl rat k maine 1 larki k 7 phone pe kareeb 2 ghanto tk bari sexy sexy baten ki to mera pappu gussa k mare outha baithy (up down) krne laga,,jb me ouse gardan daba daba kr lappar thappar mara ,tb bechara behos hi ho gaya,,,,

        aur mujhe achhi nind v aayi,

        he he

        JPR

  14. Dhiraj says:

    @jay, tum acche dost the..but kavi-2 life mein aise accident ho jate hai…ki dosti karne se dar lagta hai….

    GOODBYE JAY I WILL MISS U….and my naughty friends!!
    .

  15. Dhiraj says:

    @Jay one more things..some of my friend like me so much but they r not near to me..and some who r close to me they dont knw about…means they dont like some of my likes…and abuse me so deeply that many times i think of sucide..being a good guy..thats y i hve no more intrest in making friends….

    this is all what i have to share with u..tc!.

    1. Jay says:

      Hey Dhiraj tum Tension mat le yaar "MAI HUN NA"

      Aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho,

      Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,

      Kuda kare Dosti hamari itni gahari ho,

      Baap tu bane aur mehnat meri ho:P

      hehehe yar tu serious bahut jaldi ho jata hai.

  16. kapil the cute boy says:

    gud mrng frnds

    aaj bahut thandi thandi hawa chal rhi hai aur barish b ho rhi hai maja aa gaya….

  17. Dr.kumar says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    bahot acche bahot acche

    Ladka ne kya mind lagaya

    Yani 2 in l mazza

    Ladki ki to kismat hi kharab lagti

    H kisi aur se lekar aayi hogi kisi aur n le liya

    Ha ha ha na ha ha ha