Gabbar Aur Sambha Ki Story
Views: 33,459 - Posted on 17 Feb 2012
"Sholey Film To Sab Ne Dekhi Hai, Par Usmein Se Ek Scene Gabbar Aur Sambha Ka Hata Diya Gaya Tha... Konsa?"
Gabbar Shooting Karte Hue Sambha Se Bolta Hai.
Gabbar: “Gande”
Samba: “Tu Ganda”
Gabbar Gusse Se: “Gande”
Samba: “Tu Ganda”
Gabbar Gusse Se: “Abbey Bhonsdi Ke Gun De Gun“
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गब्बर: "गंदे"
साम्बा: "तू गन्दा"
गब्बर गुस्से से: "गंदे"
साम्बा: "तू गन्दा"
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to sambha ne gun di ya gand?
Hahahahaha….
GOOD MORNING FRNDZ…
Hii… Dosto (ADMIN JAY DELETED WANTED KINSHUK HPS PRIYA RASHI PANCHY SHAKSHI &Dear all friends) Kaise Ho Aap Sub..???
Nilesh bro.
JAI MATA DI. .
Hum ekdam mast hai aur sakusal apne ghar aa gaye hai . Aap kaise aur kaha hai ?
**JAY MATA DI**
Bro, mai b bilkul thik hu.. Apni sunao kaise ho..??
Nilesh bro me theek hoon aur apne ghar jane ki taiyari kar raha hoon
HPS BRO apka ghar kha hai…???
Hps bro apka full name kya hai..& aap fb. Pe kis name se hai n kaisa image lagaya hai apne… ???
hi! G0od m0rning.
Mai theek hu. Tum kese ho?
good morming hv a nice & sweet day
gabbarwa to gaand mag rha hoga.. coad word se. hahahahahaha
Good Mornig to all…….!!!!!!
bakwasss……
bakwaas h to padhta kyu hai?
hmmm… bakwaas hai to comments kyun diya aisa bol yaar…
Ladki apne boyfrnd ko naraz karne ke baad sms karke kaise manati hai………
1st hour :- Sorry….
2nd hour :- Sorry plzz….
3rd hour :- Plzz ek baar baat karlo….
4th hour :- Plzz reply jaan…
5th hour :- Plzzzz itna naraaz mat ho dear….
6th hour :- I’m sorry, i will die agar tumne baat nahi ki….
7th hour :- Dafa ho kutte, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise, sar pe hi chaddhe ja raha hai, bhaad mein jaa….!
Boy :- Sorry dear, balance nahi tha..
Girl :- Ohh…. its okk, love u jaan.
hehehe….
true:)
Ladka apni girlfrnd ko naraz karne ke baad sms karke kaise manata h………
1st hour :- Sorry….
2nd hour :- Sorry plzz….
3rd hour :- Plzz ek baar baat karlo….
4th hour :- Plzz reply jaan…
5th hour :- Plzzzz itna naraaz mat ho dear….
6th hour :- I’m sorry, i will die agar tumne baat nahi ki….
7th hour :- Dafa ho kutte, 100 ladki ghumti hai tere jaisi, sar pe hi chaddhi ja rahi hai, bhaad mein jaa….!
8th hour:- Sorry dear, I WAS DRUNK……plz maan jao naa…
thats also true :p :p
hahaha! Nice joke n true 1…
Hahahahaha. . . Ganda Sambha.
Ya very good morning all of my friend
Hi Payal dear, how r u ?
Good joke
Hello friends aap sab kese hain
Ekdam Mast hai bhai, lekin aap kaise hai ?
Mast & jabardest
Lalit bro i’m 5n
hehehehe
samba ab tu please Gan de hi de
Yeh to puraaana hai
Hi Friends, how all of u r? hope that everybody is fine.
Pls always remain continue for passing these DHANSU jokes.
1 example of DHANSU joke:
1 ladki ka rape ho jata hai vo complaint likhwane thane jati hai to constable milta hai.
Ladki: Mera rape ho gaya hai.
Constable: ok, Taftish karani padegi, kehkar use alag room me le jakar chod deta hai.
Ladki fir SI ke paas jati hai.
Ladki: Mera rape ho gaya hai or apke constable ne bhi mere rape kiya hai.
SI: Achha, taftish karani padegi, kehkar vo bhi use alag room me lejakar chod deta hai.
Ladki fir Inspector ke paas jati hai.
Ladki: Mera rape ho gaya hai or apke constable or SI ne bhi mera rape kiya hai.
Inspector: Achha ye majal, taftish karani padegi, kehakar vo bhi use chod dea hai.
ladki fir sho ke paas jai hai or sari bat use batati hai.
SHO: Achha un sab ki ye majal, tum baitho fir taftish karani padegi.
Ladki Gusse se: Bhosdki ke, ab koi taftish nahi karaungi.
SHO: Kyo?
Ladki: Behan ke lund, taftish to ab tak suj(Swelled) gayi hai.