Ek Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha, Police Ne Use Pakda Or Bola
Policewala: “Ye Gair Kanuni Hai.”
Pathan Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Bolti Tum? Gair Ka Nuni? Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni Hai“
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bhai usi se puch :'( main to sabse late uth ta hu
gud evng frndzz….
Hw r u all…??
ek sardar ke sir se khun nikal rha tha.
Aur wo hath se patthar tod rha tha..
Logo ne pucha aur sugetion diya ki sardar ji dhmag use kariye..
sardar..- yahi to kiya tha..
Pathan to pathan hai, wo apni jagah sahi tha….
ha ha ha ha ha……Bachpan me to Nuni thhi ab to Lund ho gaya hai:p
Mohabbat Ki Azmaishein De-De Ke Thak Gaye Hun,
Aai Khuda, Kihsmat Mein Koi Aisa Bhi Likh Dey….
Jo Mout Tak Wafa Kare..!!
Dast-e-Taqdeer Se Har Shakhs ne
Mere Hissay Main Tere Sath Ki
he he he he… :p
Phir Bewafa ko Dost bana Baithe,
Uski Saadgi se Fareb Khaa Baithe.
Pathroo se hai Apna Purana Rishta,
Phir bhi Sishey ka Ghar Bana Baithe.
Very nyc joke
Q : Kya Admi Ek Sath
Girlfrnd Or BV K Sath SEX
Kr Skta Hai?
Award Wining Ans :
Zarur Kar Sakta Hai.
Agar GF Khudki Or BV
dusre ki ho.
Great joke sonu
Joke acchha hai magar biwi apni ho or gf dusre ki to
Pathan ko kahna chahiye tha ki pahle meri nunni laker do
Gud joke hahaha…
Dr.Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of petrol. As luck would have it, a petrol station was just a block away.
She walked to the station to borrow a petrol can and buy some petrol.
The attendant told her that the only petrol can he owned had been taken by somebody, but she could wait until it was returned.
Since she was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in the car that she could fill with petrol and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with petrol, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the petrol into her tank, two men watched from across the street.
One of them turned to the other and said, “If it starts, I’m converting my car too”
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