Gali Dene Se Kya Milta Hai?
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Teacher: “Tum Itni Galiyan Kyun Dete Ho? Dekho Gali Dene Se Kuch Nahi Milta”
Student: “Sir, Gali Dene Se Encouragement Milti Hai”
Teacher: “Ganta Mera“
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टीचर: "तुम इतनी गालियाँ क्यूँ देते हो? देखो गाली देने से कुछ नहीं मिलता"
स्टुडेंट: "सर, गाली देने से हौंसला मिलता है"
टीचर: "घंटा मेरा"
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hehehehe….
sir ko bhi encouragement mil gaya….
Aur wo teacher apne admin ji the :p
kesi ho priya????????????????/
Good joke admin nilesh deepak deleted jay priya naina rashi & other friends kaise hain aap sabhi or kya kar rahe hain
Hum thik hai.. MANGLA JI..
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aap……???
hi…
Hlo
hehehehhehhahahahhahahha
kuch smjh hi nhi aaaya….
Hahahahahahahehehehehe….
Dosto (Admin Jay Deleted Deepak Dhiraj Priya Naina Sonam Rashi & dear all frndz…) kaise hai ap sub..???
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Dosto, Hum thoda busy hone ke karan ap logo ke bich nhi aa sake… SORRY…!!!
aa gaya padhaku bacha padh ke :p
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Oye, wht is this….???
Ek bat batao Priya ji…
Hume bar-bar padhaku bachcha kyo bolati hai…
aap many time study-study krte rhte ho,so majak me bola tha..but lgta hai apko bura lag gaya,ok
Hehehehe…….
Acha to ye bat hai….
Nhi PRIYA JI hume bura nhi lga… Okkkkk…….
@Kya kr rhi hai is time….???
its ok nilesh ji , i m good aap batao aap kese ho?
It’s ok…..!!! I also f9….
Admin bro probm hai..
other users (autoaprovel) ke cmts 3 minuts let show ho rhe hai…
No Deleted ji, Humne koi dating weting nhi ki hai…
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(n hi koi mila hi hume jiske sath dating karen… Okk.. :):) .)
@aap bataiye kaise hai… Aur apk health kaisa hai….???
Hi..nilesh bro. Keise ho aap..suna h..kuch deting weting kr rahe ho ap..aj varanasi k news paper me news ayi thi…
Hi..del bro. Tarif k liyd thnx…but..yr mitha to gud hi lagta h..n vo mithe gud ap ho..
Naina ji, priya ji.. kya haal h ap k..
Sonam ji.. Hamare admin bro. Ka dil bht bada h..usme duniya bhar ki ladkiya basi hui h… to us ko jara samhal k rakhna..
Apne admin bhai ki gf wali list bht lambi ho gai h…suna h..ab vo 1 directry bana rahe h apni sari gf ki..
Mangla ji..thnx… apko hamara jok psnd aya..
Dhiraj ji..ap kaha ho sir..?
Im f9 u say.hw r u?
Yar apko varanasi ka news paper kha se mila…
Acha to DEEPAK BRO ap b humara mazak banane me lage huye hai…. Hmmmm
1 pyara sach…
“Jo Insan hr waqt Sbki khushi chahta h,
Sabke bare m Achha sochta h Sabki Care karta h
Whi Insaan Zindgi me hmesha Akela reh jata h..
sooooo true lines :)
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very standered true explaine of life.. Thanxxx…
Tumne sahi kaha iska example main hoon
Kitni khubsurti se Rab
aapki zindagi me har ek din jodta hai,
isliye nahi
K aapko uski jarurat hai,
shayad isliye..
Ki
kisi or ko aapki zyada jarurat hai…
Ryt..
Gr8 deepak
very nice deepak, del ji ki shayri to km ho gye bt aap aa gye unki kami pooroi krne k liye.. :)
m achi hu aap kese ho?
….chaha hai tujhko..chahenge har dum mar k bhi tujhse yeh pyaar na hoga kam..
….aaj beshak tu naa ho par ..one day u will be mine…khud se bhi jada tujhe chaha hai meine…par shyad tujhe uska ehsaas nhi…aaj nahi par kabhi to kisi din hogi meri pyaar ki jeet…duniya walo ne mujhe samjha nhi..meri mohabbat ka majak udaya..mere jaise sacche aashiq ko…ghut ghut k tadpaya…iss duniya ne meri mohhabat ka gala ghotna chaha..par khuda ko yeh manjoor naa tha..usne mujhe apne mohhbat ko paane k liye ek majboot jahaz di..jisse mein iss toofaani duniya ka muqabla krte hue apne muhhabat taq pahunch sakoon…
…………………..jay 4 u…….
……………JAI MATA DI……..
…pata nhi tumhe kya gum hai..kyun itna ciggrette pite ho..
…pata nhi tumhe kya gum hai..kyun itna ciggrette pite ho..
…kya kbhi humse puccha..kya kbhi humse puccha..
…kyun humare pass itna bubblegum hai..
…tum udate ho..hum phulate hain..
…tum khicte ho.hum bharte hain..
…tum dhuen ka gol banate ho..
…hum hawa mein bhugole banatein hain..
…tum 10 baar udaate ho..hum dus baar phodte hain..
…bus mere dost..phrk yeh hai..phrk yeh hai..
…tum gum bhulate ho..ciggrette se..hum..bubblegum se..
…tum gum ko jalate ho..hum gum ko ghont k maarte hain..
…tumhe bhi gum hai..hume bhi gum hai…
…hum dono ki chaahte alag alag hain..
…bus hum dono ka beraham saathi..bus ek hai..
..bus wahi ek gum..bus wahi ek gum hai..
..good night friends..nd dear Jay
Rashi ji Kal Mein apki city Mein aaunga…D.Dun….
hiiiiiii fndn kese h ap sabhi..
@hiii priya..
@ hello naina, kashish ,sonam,nilesh,honey(himanshu),deletedeji, and all fnd kaha ho sb..???
M f9 Meggi ji..
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u…???
..mujhe iss baat ka gum..nhi..ki tu mujhe mila ya tu mujhse door hai..
..mujhe iss baat ka gum hoga .agar mein tere liye thodi si bhi apni chaht km kr doon..
..tera milna..mere liye duniya ki koi dia hua tohfa nhi..balki..mere pyaar ki tapsya hogi..
yeh aag humeha jalti rahegi..aur tujhe paane k baad hi uss pyaar k diye mein badlegi..
..maut ka bhi mujhe gum nhi..kyunki tera mera rishta janm janmo ka hai..
…GOOD NIGHT…
Que. For all users…..
=>Ladkiya bada parse aur ladke chhota parse kyo rakhte hai…???
Plz give ans frndz…..
@dosto kha ho ap log…???
Nilesh,not compulsry ke sb grlz bada purse hi rakhe…& 1st of all wo hote hi bde size chahe unme saman ka space ho na ho,2nd grlz ko habbit hoti hai apne daily n emergency needs ka saman sath rkhne ki…
Jbki above all reasons me se boys k pas ku6 nahi hota..
(good night )
Hmmmm……
Hehehehe….
GOOD MORNING PRIYA JI..
Badal gayi raah lekin hum khoye nhi,
dard tha dil me pr hum roye nhi,
Koi nhi hamara jo puch le humse,
jag rahe ho kisi k liye……… ya kisi k liye soye nhi…..
Hi frnds…, dhraj ji keise ho ap…kya ap study kr rahe ho..ya koi dusiness or job..?
Nilesh bro., apko batau ki harara marble pure india me sply hota h..ap k varanasi banaras n mugalsaray sb jagah pr..to har jagah ki thodi bht jankari h..
Naina ji , priya ji thnx…apko cmnts psnd aye.
Del bro. Thnx…but hume to apki shayri sun ni h..
Aj sonam ji nh h..n admin ji ka b koi ata pata nh…
Jay dear keise ho..?
Admin g,deepak ne kaha wo sach he kya,apki bohot sari gf he????????????
Sab Kuch Kho Kar B Tujhe Mangunga,
Be-Aabru Hokar B Tujhe Maangunga.
Meri Deewangi Tere Apne Kya Jane,
Qabr Me So Kr B Tujhe Maangunga.
Tu kya jane kya hai tanhai.
is tute hue Dil se puch kya hai judai.
Bewfai ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad nahi aai.
GUD mrng friends….holidays are over time to move……
Good morning Deleted ji…
Ap humare bare me jhuthi afwah faila rhe hai… Kyo….:-):-):-):-)??? Hahahahahahehehehe…
**GOOD MORNING DEAR FRNDZ**
=>DOSTO kaise hai ap sub…???
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GIRL:- sir, jaldi lijiye. Kab se intjar kar rhi hu… ab ruka nhi jata.. Plzzzz..
SIR:- bas 2 minute ruko teri aaram se lunga.
GIRL:- sir, jaldi se lena ho to le lo nhi to fir nhi de paungi..
SIR:- kyoo….???
GIRL:- Kyo ki mera period start hone wala hai..
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PHYSICS ka…!!!!
(malum tha ap log ulta-sidha jarur sochenge)
Sabse pahle tumhare hi dimag main aaya hoga
Nilesh par bat to abhi bhi vo hi ban rahi hai.. beshak period physics ka start hoga,,, par kya pata vo lene ko C hi bol rahi ho;)
Hehehehehe…..
New tcher-ok class let us start wid d introduction. U all have 2 tell me u r name n u r hobbies.
1st boy: my name is carl n my hobby is watchin bubbles in bathtub
.2nd boy: my name is max n my hobby is watching bubbles in bathtub.
3rd boy: my name is paul n my hobby is watching bubbles in bathtub.
1st gal: hi, i m bubbles,…!!:-D
gud mrng frnds
Bahut acche deepak
Gud joke…
Deepak ji, Gud morning
apko to humare area ki to achi knowladge hai…!!!
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