Gandi Baatein To Suno Pati Patni Ki

Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Pati Patni Ke Kamre Mein Se Suni Gayi Kuch Baatein

Pati: “Ab Kaisa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Patni: “Kal Raat To Hadd Hi Ho Gayi,

Uff Do Ghante,

Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gayi,

Saare Kapde Geele Ho Gaye,

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte The,

Magar Kal To Poore Do Ghante Tak Saans Hi Nahi Aayi,

Ek Ghanta Bhi Bahut Tha,

Ye Do Ghante Ka Bijli Ka Cut To Jaan Hi Nikal Leta Hai

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