Gandu Pati, Mera Ya Tera?

Ek Aurat Ne Rote Hue Apni Sath Wali Padosan Ko Dukhda Sunaya.

Aurat: “Mujhe Bachcha Nahi Ho Raha

Padosan: “Tumhara Pati Gandu Hoga?

Aurat: “Mera Pati Kya, Mujhe To Tumhara Pati Bhi Gandu Hi Lagta Hai

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Ek Aurat Saheli Se- Muje Bachcha Nhi Ho Raha. Saheli- Tumhara Pati Gandu Hoga? Aurat- Mera Pati Kya, Mujh To Tumhara Pati Bi Gandu Hi Lagta Hai.

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  20 Comments

  1. Rohit says:

    Talak k baad
    pati-bachha mera hai
    patni-wah ji wah dudh mera bartan mera thoda sa nimbu ka kya nichod diya sara panir tera…

  2. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehe…..
    Dono ko try kar liya usne….
    Hehehehehehe…..
    Padosan ko bachche hai ki nahi..?
    Ye confirm nahi hua…

  3. naina says:

    not good …..
    nilesh i m fine, were r u from?
    priya aaj kl comments km ho gye, hmmmmm
    rashii, wanted jaldi se site par aao yr…..
    jay gayab?

    1. rashii says:

      naina ji shyad apko humare cmt dikhayi nhi de rahe, hum daily cmt kar rahe hain joke per dusro per nhi

  4. Jåy says:

    Dosto ! Aajkal 2 chize kismat walo ko he milati hai.
    (1)- Jangal me ghumata huwa safed hatthi.
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    (2)- Bina affairs wala jeewan satthi :-( :-P:-O

    1. Jåy says:

      Anuj, Abhi 1 Haftey v mujhe teri gand mare nahi huwa ki phir teri gand me khujali start ho gayi hai. Bhosadi ke es bar mai teri gand ka elaz Apne Jalim Lund Losan se karunga :-( :-P