Gandu Pati, Mera Ya Tera?

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"Kahte Hai Kisi Ko Kuch Kahne Se Pahle Apne Girhebaan Mein Jhank Lena Chahiye, Is Kahavat Ko Sach Karta Ek Joke."

Ek Aurat Ne Rote Hue Apni Sath Wali Padosan Ko Dukhda Sunaya.

Aurat: “Mujhe Bachcha Nahi Ho Raha

Padosan: “Tumhara Pati Gandu Hoga?

Aurat: “Mera Pati Kya, Mujhe To Tumhara Pati Bhi Gandu Hi Lagta Hai

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Comments to "Gandu Pati, Mera Ya Tera?"

20 Responses to "Gandu Pati, Mera Ya Tera?"

  1. Rohit says:

    Talak k baad
    pati-bachha mera hai
    patni-wah ji wah dudh mera bartan mera thoda sa nimbu ka kya nichod diya sara panir tera…

  2. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehe…..
    Dono ko try kar liya usne….
    Hehehehehehe…..
    Padosan ko bachche hai ki nahi..?
    Ye confirm nahi hua…

  3. wanted says:

    hahahaha v nice :)

  4. naina says:

    not good …..
    nilesh i m fine, were r u from?
    priya aaj kl comments km ho gye, hmmmmm
    rashii, wanted jaldi se site par aao yr…..
    jay gayab?

  5. Jåy says:

    Dosto ! Aajkal 2 chize kismat walo ko he milati hai.
    (1)- Jangal me ghumata huwa safed hatthi.
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    (2)- Bina affairs wala jeewan satthi :-( :-P:-O

  6. Lalitmangla says:

    Dono hi joke acche hain

  7. Anuj says:

    hehehehehhehehehe Dusri wali ka pati jay tha kya Baba Ji???????

    • Jåy says:

      Anuj, Abhi 1 Haftey v mujhe teri gand mare nahi huwa ki phir teri gand me khujali start ho gayi hai. Bhosadi ke es bar mai teri gand ka elaz Apne Jalim Lund Losan se karunga :-( :-P

  8. naina says:

    rashii ji itna gussa…………….. not good for health dear :) be happy….