Gareeb Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai?

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Mallika Sherawat Ne Ek Din Station Pe Jana Tha Aur Uski Car Kharab Thhi.

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Mallika Sherawat: “Station Chaloge?”

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Mallika Sherawat: “Kya Loge?”

Driver Udas Hote Hue: “Garib Banda Hun Ji, Chut To Aap Dogi Nahi, Paise Hi De Dena“

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Hindi Version
मल्लिका शेरावत ने एक दिन स्टेशन पे जाना था और उसकी कार ख़राब थी.

तो उसने सड़क पे जाती एक टेक्सी रुकवाई और ड्राईवर से बोली.

मल्लिका शेरावत: "स्टेशन चलोगे?"

ड्राईवर: "जी हाँ चलूँगा"

मल्लिका शेरावत: "क्या लोगे?"

ड्राईवर उदास होते हुए: "गरीब बंदा हूँ जी, चूत तो आप दोगी नहीं, पैसे ही दे देना"

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,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

December 30, 2011 at 7:27 pm

@Samir* dont worry!!..i will love you and Jay* too..tum dono ko mein kabhi bhula nhi sakta..my love is forever both of you..just feel my words..tum mujhe apne karib paaoge..
my kisses are always for both of you..God made my heart* for both of you..tum dono k liye jab bhi kucch likhta hun mere aankhein bheeg jati..hain..its all nothing..yeh tum dono k liye mere love tears..take dear..Samir*.and my Jay*..tum dono mere dil mein humesha rahoge:)..good night!!
@Kinshuk,..ho sakta hai meine jhoot bola ho..but iska matlab yeh nhi ki tum mujhe child kaho..mujhe uss tasweer se darr laga usmein mein kya karun..uss tasweer mein jo kucch dikha mujhe meine bata diya..ho sakta ho..pixel mein problem ho ya light reflection ya vapour k vajah se hua ho..it doesnt mean..ki tum mujhe uss tarah se pesh aao..but one thing you should knw..energy cant be created or you can destroy it..tc!i dont belive in ghost but mein unke exixtence ko bhi jhut nhi bol sakta..
@Deleted..haha mujhe bhoot se panga lene mein koi interest nhi..woh unki life hai..mujhe koi haq nhi un logo ki life mein dakhl dene ka..tc!!
@Hps, abhi nhi..koi ekdum proved pic hogi tab..tc!
@matrix,sapno meine sirf ladke dekhe hai..aaj tak ek bhi ladkia nhi dekhi..siwae..mom an sis k..!!..i love bhooths and interestd in boys!!
..tc everyone friends<3
wait wait wait
for samir*…<3umaah!!<3nd love u jo bhi tum mere liye kahte ho!!