Gareeb Bachho Ke Haal Aur Unka Shoshan
Ek Baar Ek Bachha Bhukha( Hungry) Hota Hai, Do Din Se Usne Kuch Bhi Nahi Khaya Hota.
Wo Ek Chai Wale (Tea Shop) Ke Paas Jaata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.
Bacha: “Uncle Bhukh Lagi Hai Chai Pila Do”
Chai Wala Tharki Hota Hai Vo Ye Sun Ke Bache Ko Bolta Hai.
Chai Wala: “Bete Chai To Pila Dunga, Par Pahle Gaand Deni Padegi”
Bachha Bechara Bukh Se Mar Raha Hota Hai Aur Gaand Marwane Ke Liye Haan Kar Deta Hai.
Chai Wala Usko Dukan Ke Piche Le Ja Kar Jhuka Deta Hai Aur Thokna Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
Achanak Bachhe Ko Uske Land Ke Neeche Do Tatte Latke Huye Dikhte Hain Aur Wo Chai Wale Se Puchta Hai.
Bachha: “Uncle Ye Kya Hain?”
Chai Wala: “Beta Ye Tatte Hote Hai”
Bachha Kuch Soch Ke Bolta Hai: “Uncle Bhukh Badh Gayi Hai, Inko Bhi Andar Daal Do Ek Fan Aur Ek Mathhi Aur De Dena“
Dil Bahut Se Dekhe Honge Aap Logo Ne - Par Dil To Is Dil Pe Aa Gaya HaiOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Truth About Kumble & Sachin
Why Sachin Married An Elder & Kumble Married A Divorced Woman? Answer: “Batsmen Love Loose ..- Har Kam Apne Time Pe Hi Hota Hai
Dosto Har Kaam Ka Ek Time Hota Hai Aur Kaam Usi Time Pe Hota Hai, Par Is Bachhe Ko Kon Samjhaye? ..- Mard Aur Aurat Mein Farak Baba Saxidas Ki Jubani
Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Log Tarha Tarha Ke Sawal Leke Jaate The Ek Din Unka Ek Bhaqt Nilesh Unke Pass P ..- Kabz Hatane Ka Naya Formula
Jab Aapko Sandaas Na Aaye, Aap Baithe Baithe Thak Jaye, Pressure Bhi Na Ban Paye, Yaad Karke Dekhna ..- Kudi 3 Kapdya Vich Le Janwange
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Baba g aaj kl aap garibo pe bhut joke bna rhe ho
sir ji, garibo pe joke banana bada mushkil hota hai..
lekin hamare baba ji hamesha mushkil kam hi karte hai..
aasan kam unhone hamare liye chor rakhe hai jaise ki comment karna…
hmmmmmmmmm ye sala chay wala ek number ka tharki thha sale ko pahle bacche ko khila pila dena chiye thha..
Yaar es joke ko padkar mai to Emotional ho gaya re, us dokandar par bahut gussa aa raha hai.
Chaiwale ki ga..d mar leni chahiye aur har uski jisne bachhe ki ga..d mari hai..
Arey Rajkumar bhai pahle to us Bacche ka pata lagawo ke wo koun thha? Tabhi to us bacche se puchne par pata lagega ki kisne-kisne uski Gand mari hai…….hehehe
Yaar, meri bhi bahut maarne ki kosis ki gayi hai lekin koi maar nahin paya..maloom karo sabke bare mein aur unki aisi mari jaye ki zindigivar yaad rahe..
Sabse jyada phimosis wale bachhe ki marni chahiye..phir ek bhains ki..baki ko main maaf karta hun..
Hey frnds,
Names of lun with ages_____
01-05: Nono
06-10: Phullo
11-14: Lulli
15-20: Lun
20-25: Pyaasa
26-35: Shikari
36-50: Naram Garam
51-60: Kaam Chor
61-75: Zinda lash
hehehe bhai log mera to Shikari hai, Aap logo ka kya hai???????????
@ Jay Baby Mera To Pyasa Hai Wo B Tere G Ka… Kya Dhiraj Ko Chor Kr Kbhi Baba Ji Ya Mere Pas To Aaya Kro
Anuj tera pyasa hai, aur shikari ban ne se pahle Jay Shikari tere pichwade k talab se sari machliya aur keedo ko mar dalega…..hehehe
Oh uf !!!!!!!!
Kuch larkiyan khari ho kar deti hain,
Kuch thora jhuk kar deti hain,
Aur kuch to baith kar dainey ki aadi hoti hain,
Kitna mushkil kaam hai
“JHAAROO dena”
Hey dosto ye Pappu ka chota bhai Gappu bhi bahut hi tez dimag ka hai, uska bhi dimag hamesh doudta rahta hai ek din wo apni maa se puch raha thha _________
Gappu: Mom, Ap Roz Papa Pe Char k bar bar Jump Kyu Krti Ho ??????
MOM: Un k Pait Ki Hawa Nikalti ho.
Gappu- Kya Fayda! Kam wali Papa Ki Pant Khol k Muh Se Phir Hawa Bhar deti hai.
@ Hey Dhiraj!!!!!
Sab Se Ziada tumhari bhootani ki Izzat Kon Karta hai . . . ???
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(‘:’)MERA lun (‘:’)
jab dekhta hai khara ho jata hY……hehehe
Chai Wale (Tea Shop) ko police ne Arrest (Girafttar) kar liya aur us se puch-tach kar rahi hai_____________
PoLice Chai Wale se= Bache ki Gand Q mari?
Chai Wala= Jnab garmi ho gai thi or bacha khubsurt thaa.
PoLic= Bacha kahan hai?
Chai Wala = Jnab Bacha khush hy or comments pr rha hai.
jai babu, aaj pata chala tumhari roz ki free ki chai maththi ka raz….
Hey Pankaj tu wahi hai naaaa jo ek baar Anuj ke sath mere pash aaya thha aur LOLIPOP ke liye jidd kar rha thha to maine BABA ji ke pash bheja thha ????????
Dekha frnds Bhukh kucha b karwa skti hai or log bichare ki majburi ka fyda utha rahe hai
aapne sahi kaha…ye jaoke nahi , bahut serius prblem hai, sale bachcho ko nahi chorte….
Garibi, Bhukh, Sex Ka Maza Jo Na Krwa De.
Aise Ye Kahani Jay Ke Bachpan Ke Dino Ki Hai. Aur Chai Wala Admin Hai
ghatiya joke
@Admin, the ans is…….when i use earphone for listning song….if i m listing girl song then my eyes change to beautiful girl eyes and if m listning male song then eyes change to cute boys eye…..hai kisi k pass yeh cheeze!
dhiraj j, sirf eyes hi change hoti hai na..
kuch aur bhi change ho jata ho fir aapke maze hai aur aapke frnds ke bhi … ha ha ha
aise maderchdo ki gand me garam chai dal deni chahiye , sale bachcho ki majburi ka fayeda uthate hai… koi sunder ladki ho to aur baat hai….
sale ko pappu se milwa do … sale ki ulti gaand maar lega or chai bhi muft me piyega….
Admin aapne ye kyu nai btaya ki ye pupu hi ha. Puchho mujhe kaise pta.
Kyunki vo chai wala tharki ma hi tha muuuthhhhmmmaaarrrr
fan nd mathhi ka mtlb nhi samajh paya
@hi admin bro, kaise ho? aajkl bhut busy lg rhe ho? koi khas baat hai kya?
@divya dear, aapko khan sahab ki shayri achchi nhi lgi. koi baat nhi. aap hmse dosti kr lo, hum aapko roj aapki pasand ki shayri sunayenge. wese aaap ho kha se?
@jay bro, sorry bhut dino baad tumse baat ho rhi hai. kya baat hai aajkl mere sath aap v dil jalane wali shayri kr rhe hai?
@ matrix, cobra, raj, kapil kaise ho sb. mere piche se babaji jyada tang mt kiya kro. mere aage aakr bhle hi tng kr lena. hehehe
@rashii..
hmmm…….
kya kahu smjh me nhi aa rha, reply to dogi nhi, koi baat nhi, take care, misssss uuuuuu jaaaaaann
Wanted bro. aap kaha etane busy ho gaye thhe ki edhar aana hi chor diye thhe ?????
Bro. kya hai ki Dil k purane jakhm me kabhi-kabhi dard hone lagta hai to hum bhi halki fulki shayri kar lete hai.
bacha jarur pappu hoga
Jab pappu ke paas paise aa gae to che mathi li payment karke chay wale ki gaand marega
Moral Jaisa karoge vaisa bharoge
panchhy ji, aapne mathi khani h kya? Admin bhai laye h 1 kg mathhi pata ni kitne dukh jhele honge. Sorry bhai secret bta diya. Hehehe
Rajiv dukh mujhe kya hoga Akhir bacha to vo tu hi hai na
tum dono jaldi faisla karo vo bachcha kaun hai….
is baat pe bahut se logo ki ummeed judi hui hai….ha ha ha
(just joaking, dont mind)
good morning to every body
gd noon.frnds all of u…shivendr, divya, sonu,rajiv,dhiraj,xxx…etc
viru ji, kal aap pooch rahe the na, coaching ke baare me….
mujhe ladkiyo ko handle karne ki coaching chahiye..
main bada imotional ho jata hu..
aur ladkiya mera fyeda uthati hai…
(asal me yahi to main chahta hu…he he he )
admin bro… aap comments kitni-2 der me update karte ho….
tell me time plz…
jab moka lag jaye bhai…
Dhatt teri ke mera to comment hi nahi post kiya.chalo fir kabhi .waise santulit shabdo me hi mai commnet karta hu lekin admin bhai ko shayad theek na laga ho.
kamino kitno ne tea mathi khayi he.us tea wale ka khada hona band ho gaya he tea bech bech kar