Gareebi Par Shayari, Chodumal Khan Saab Ki

Chodumal Khan Saab Roj Apni Girlfriend Se Gareebi Ke Taane Sun Sun Ke Ek Sher Bole

Josh Bhare Lund Ko Janeman Thukraya Nahi Karte,

Yun Chut Dikha Ke Aage Se Guzar Jaya Nahi Karte,

Kya Hua Agar Mera Ghar Ek Raja Ka Mahal Nahi,

To Kya Jhompdi Mein Log Chudvaya Nahi Karte..?

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 30 Aug 2014  78 Comments  34,752

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Josh Bhare L.Nd Ko Thukraya Nahi Karte, U Ch..T Dikha K Age Se Guzar Jaya Nhi Krte, Kya Hua Mera Ghar Mahal Nhi, Kya Jhopdi Me Log Chudvaya Nhi Karte?

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  78 Comments

      1. pankaj says:

        shivendra babu , thnks for reply my prevus comm. per ye khan sab jhopdi me bhosdi kyu marna chahte hai….?

      2. panchhy says:

        okk bolte honge sach bt muje tumhare khan saab bilkul pasand ni h bcoz vo bi in sb ki tarha alwayss galss ki h kamiya nikalte rehte h..

    1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      hello…………Dear panchhy

      kya haal hai,germi me bachi 2 ho,

      khan saab sbko sach bta rahe hain

      k

      kbi v sachye se moohn nhi ferna chahye..

      1. Shivendra says:

        Naresh aap tension mt lo panchhy "g" bilkul theek hai kyuki wo mere pas hai. Yaha 3 din se mousam ek dam romantic type ka ho gaya hai aur panchhy "g" ko romantil mousam bahut pasand hai. Bahut barish hui hai a6a hi hua kheti-kishani k liye zaruri thi barish.

      2. Panchhi says:

        Yaar ap kya muje jinda mar dena chahte ho? Garmi h pr me bachi hui hu aur bilkul thik hu…ap sunao

      1. Panchhi says:

        Hu majama 6u… biju to bs kai khas nae…nd ty na class july thi start thay 6e…maro fevorite colour blue 6e…tamaro?

    2. RAAVAN says:

      oye panchhi dear aapko maloom nahi hai ki ye khan sahab choot ke bhukhe hain or is chij ke bhukh kabhi kam nahi hoti to rona padta hai shayad koi raham kha le

  1. divya says:

    ye kaisa sayar hai jab dekho tab paresan rehta hai kitna dukhi sayar hai isse achha to pappu n santa hai

    1. pankaj says:

      divya ji , pareshani dikhane wale ko hi aasani se har cheez mil jati hai, ladkiya imotional jaldi ho jati hai na.. samajh jao….

    2. Shivendra says:

      Divya g dukhi logo ki shayri hi dil ko chu jati hai aur sachayi b hoti hai unki shayri me. Vaise aap kisi b writer ki life history dekh lo ku6 na ku6 problem zarur mil zayegi.

    3. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      hello Divya…….apne shi kahan ye shyar hmesha rota rehta hai,

      per apne ye v nhi socha k

      agr ladke ko grlfrnd beech majhdaar me chhor jaye

      2 vo royaga nhi to bhangra karega…..

    4. dharmendra says:

      ladkon ki to kismat me ladkiyon ki khushamad hi likhi hai shadi se pahle girlfriend ki baad me bibi ki

  2. Dhiraj says:

    @divya…thanx thanx thanx….liking my cmnts….

    @jay….smile plz! wait wait wait nak se pani beh raha hai…at least saaf safai pe to dhyan dena chahiye….pocho jaldi…ok! 1 2 3 ready smile plz!…khatak!….wah! kya photo aayi hai…hero lag rahe ho boss…ab tum meri khincho….photo hi khinchna ok! ha ha!.

    1. Jay says:

      Hey Dhiraj yaar teri bhootani ki judai me dil etana rota hai,

      kee ab to Anshu bhi nikaltey hai to Rastey badal badal kar.

  3. pankaj says:

    khan sab bhi sharif aadmi hai, nahi to choot chude bina nikal jaye aisa ho nahi sakta….

      1. panchhy says:

        hmmmm tum aur jay !!!!hmmmmm chalo man v lete h lekin baba g???????? na na muje to doubt ..arre nahi nahi pura yakin h baba g sharif ho h ni sakte…hehehe

    1. Jay says:

      Hey mere Anuj yaar suna ab tum kaisa hai????

      Aab roz subah shaam Colget use karta hai ki nahi ????

      1. Anuj says:

        @ Jay baby hehehe Nhi Yar Hm To Pepsdent Use Kar Rhe Hai.. Aur Hehehe Tu Abhi Tak Harpic Laga Rha Hai TOILET Mai Hehehehe

  4. Thakur.Muthmar.singh says:

    Wa…..hhhh khan sahab ji aisi shayari sunkar to murde ashiq kabron se jaag jaaein jaise ki ma aur pankaj! hihihi

  5. Rukhsana says:

    Is sher ko sunkar ek she aur yaad aa gaya jo ki aksar kunware ladke socha karte hain jaise mere ADMIN sir.

    Bedard zamana kya jaane kya cheez judayi hoti hai

    Hum L**d pakad kar baithe hain, jabki ghar-ghar me ch**ayi hoti hai.

    (My Sweet Dear ADMIN bura mat maniyega.)

    1. Dr.kumar says:

      @rukhsana

      My sweet heart agar tum ko hamari itani hi fikra h to tum hi usko ab dur kr do

      Ek baar hmare paas bhi to aa jao fir hum bhi lund pakad kr nhi baithe ge

    2. raavan says:

      rukhsana dear tum kis rog ki dwa ho tumhare hote huye kunware ladke lund pakad kar baithe ye bahoot buriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii baat hai kunwaro ka khyaal rakha karo bagwan aapko hamesha khush rakhega

    1. vinay says:

      o my dear, ab lagta hai joke tumhare upar hi fit baithta hai, hehe to kharab to lagega hi, so sad, hahaha

    2. RAAVAN says:

      kyon rani galat kya hai kya mahal me hi chudaya jata hai to fir hum jhopdi valo ka kya hoga vaise aap bulaogi to mai aapke mahal me bhi aa jaunga

  6. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

    hi frndddddddddssssssss……..

    aapke lye sher arja hai……..

    Teri Ankho ma aansu or mu pe hansi ha,

    wah wah,

    Teri Ankho ma aansu or mu pe hansi ha,

    Lagty ha,teri luli zip ma phansi ha…..

    ha.ha..hha..hhaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa

    1. Jay says:

      Abe Naresh tu kaisa dost hai re ? Meri luli zip me phasi hai aur tujhe hansi aa rahi hai?
      Chal jaldi se pakadkar usey andar kar…….Ohh!!..Ohh!!!!!!!

    2. shri muthmar ji says:

      Naresh ek sher spacial for you
      aalo ke parathe aur sarson ka sag,
      Wah! Wah!
      Aloo ke parathe aur sarson ka sag"
      ma a raha hu teri gand marne
      bhaag sakta ha to bhaag!

      1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

        ABE OYE MUTHMAAR……….MANA KE MENE

        AAJ TAK SIRF LADKION KI CH**T MAARI HAI

        PER KOI BAAT NHI,AGR TUJHE GAAND MARWANE KA ITNA HI SHONK HAI

        TO SAALE AAJA

        KASAM BABAJI KI,AGAR TERI GAAND KA GOSRDA NA BNA DIYA

        TO FIR KEHNA……………..HEHEHEHEHEH……….

  7. Dhiraj says:

    Jay ho mere lord Ayappa ki…the son of shiva and vishnu..jay ho!!.

    manish ko piles ho gaya hai koi bachae use.
    jay ayappa dev.

  8. vinay says:

    chodumal ji ka dard b thik hi hai, ladkiyo ko paise k piche nhi bhagna chahiye, jara socho k agar chodu k paas wo nhi hota to ladkiyo ka kya hota

  9. shri muthmar ji says:

    Humne unki yad me ro ro kar tab bhar diya
    par vo sali etni bewfa nikli
    ki us tab me vispor dalkar pani sukhakar chalti bni

    1. Jay says:

      Oye Muthmar tu unki yaad me ro ro kar nahi

      Balki muth mar mar kar tab bhar diya thha…

      Aur wo etani bewfa nikali ki,

      Usi tab me Tatti karke chali gayi…hehehehe

      1. Thakur.Muthmar.singh says:

        Jay yaaar muthras se bhara tab v koi tatti karne ki chiz ha. Haan dhiraj ko mat btana maine muthras se tab bhar diya. Varna tab v gata gat chada jaega aur mere piche v pad jaega.

  10. RAAVAN says:

    maan gaye mugale aajam kya dard hai tere dil me khan sahab khuda kare aapki jhopdi me bhi koi aapki koi faad ke jaaye

  11. RAAVAN says:

    kya yaar panchhi mujhse naraj ho kar tum jao bhi khan gi chal gussa chhodo or chal aa jao apni jhopdi me milne ke liye yaar

  12. Dhiraj says:

    aisee kon si cheej hai jo dhiraj k pass hai aur baki ladko k pass nahi…tell me??? ha ha!!

      1. Jay says:

        heheheh ye to sabhi bhai log jante hai ki aapki ye aadat hai apni baat ko dusare k upar dal dena. Panchhi ne Gadhe k moot ki beer aap ko di aur aapne pee liya, Aur bad me kahne lage ki wo maine Raj ko peela diya……
        Bhai aap ye kyu nahi kahte hai kee Dhiraj k pash Coching karne gaya thha. lekin uska 1 inch ka nikla…..hehehehe

  13. Dhiraj says:

    @Admin, chee chee kitna ganda jawab chee!…..yuck!….kisi ne sahi ans nahi diya disgusting…..admin kavi to upar ki bhi soch liya karo….admin ek requst hai ki joke ko kitne viewers dekh chuke hain unka status.

  14. rajtheking says:

    jai ho chodumal baba ki, bilkul baja farmaya hai sahab aapne, saali chudai hi aaisi hai ki hawa me bhi ho sakti hai…………….

  15. rajtheking says:

    hey @admin, i m raj,new here, plz forgive if feel any trouble and preor say me for that, thank you.