Garibi Aur Majboori Kya Hoti Hai?

Posted on 02 Apr 2010

Santa Banta Se Puchta Hai: “Oye Tere Ko Pata Hai Garibi Aur Majboori Kya Hoti Hai?”

Banta: “Oh Yaar Nahi Pata, Tu Bata”

Santa: “Jab Ladki 50 Rupye Mein Chudne Ke Liye Tayaar Ho Jaye To Ye Majboori Hoti Hai Aur Garibi Woh Hoti Hai Jab Ladke Ki Jeb Mein Sirf 45 Rupye Hi Hon“

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25 Responses to "Garibi Aur Majboori Kya Hoti Hai?"

  1. nobel says:
    April 4, 2010 at 1:13 am

    hiiiiiiiii

    Reply
  2. ATUL says:
    April 10, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    HIIIIIIIIII

    Reply
  3. RAHUL says:
    May 21, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    Stupid jokes u all suckers

    Reply
  4. shikhar says:
    June 8, 2010 at 3:40 am

    fuck them al

    Reply
  5. Anonymous says:
    June 13, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    fuck

    Reply
  6. nishi says:
    July 12, 2010 at 4:29 am

    nt so gd…

    Reply
  7. ankit singh says:
    July 28, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    nishi may garib tu majboor magar kya tu meri gari bi samjhegi

    Reply
  8. Nagesh says:
    July 31, 2010 at 5:44 am

    nishi tu rockstar hai is site ki tere comment ke bina adhura lagta hai joke

    Reply
  9. dillu.............. says:
    July 31, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    corect hai yaar nishi is rock star

    Reply
  10. ritesh says:
    August 4, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    sahi kha bhai……bt don't very nishi i have 5 rs..

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  11. VICKY says:
    August 13, 2010 at 6:48 am

    nishi yaar u r very sexy & hot yaar

    chudvale yaar

    Reply
  12. Deepti Tiwari says:
    August 16, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    good joke! my sympathy to garib and majboor

    Reply
  13. deepak singh says:
    August 16, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    nishi chudwaogi mota hai

    Reply
  14. nagesh says:
    August 17, 2010 at 3:39 am

    Really ladkiyan itni kamini hoti hai ki 5 rupye ke liye nahi chudwayegi…

    Reply
  15. X-men says:
    August 21, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    Deepti tum kbi aisi majboori mei fsi ho kya

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  16. azhaan says:
    August 23, 2010 at 7:16 am

    guys gud news 4 u all nishi or deepti ne apna rate kam kar ke rs 25 kar diya hai phir b tum log inhe round figr 30 dedena kisi ki majburi ka najayz fayeda nahi uthana chahiye

    Reply
  17. sunny says:
    August 29, 2010 at 7:02 am

    kojne se 1rp.wali rand bhi mil jati h…liken hm 1rp.wali rand ko 50 de dete h…kisi ki majburi ka fayda nahi utate….

    Reply
  18. sunny says:
    August 29, 2010 at 7:05 am

    nisi shok se(maje ke liye) cudwati ho ya paise leker?

    Reply
  19. ashhu says:
    September 3, 2010 at 6:59 am

    good one

    Reply
  20. Rajesh says:
    September 14, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    bure nazar wale tera moo kaaaala.

    Reply
  21. Khushi says:
    December 5, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Hi Freands I m Khushi from Meerut.

    Reply
  22. chaila says:
    December 23, 2010 at 12:57 am

    haan nishi tumhe yeh achcah kyun lagega, tum toh chahti ho ki ladko ka diwala nikal jaye

    Reply
  23. BIJAY says:
    April 25, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    LADKI MAJBURI ME DISCOUNT ZARUR DAGI

    Reply
  24. Wanted says:
    January 28, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    He bhagwan..
    Kya haal bana rakha tha 2mne phle is site ka

    Reply

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