Garibi Ke Haal India Mein

Bechare Gareeb Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Aaj Ke Mahol Mein Ek Gareeb Parivar Ke Ghar Mein Suna Gaya Ek Dialog

Wife:  “Sunoji Paisi Dena Whisper Lana Hai

Husband: “Sali Gaand Mari, Bookh Mitane Ke Liye Roti Nahi Hai Aur Tujhe Choot Sukhane Ke Liye Double Roti Chahiye

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 28 Mar 2011  28 Comments  28,293

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Garib Ki Wife- Sunoji Whisper Lana Hai... Husband- Sali Gaand Mari, Bukh Mitane K Liye Roti Nhi Hai Or Tuje Ch.ot Sukhane K Liye Double Roti Chahiye

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  28 Comments

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    @PUNCHI darling…..yaar reason tumne khud hi bata diya ki hamara divorce kyu hua…ab tumne sabko bata diya ki tum nabalik ho yebatane ki kya zarurat thi….isi wajah se to me tume tumare ghar se bhaga ke laya tha..ki kahi police to hamari shadi nhi hone deti…lagta hai tum sab bhul gayi ho fir hum kaha gaye aur kya kya kiya…bs itna jaan lo ki tumara nabalig(kam umar ka hona}hi tumare muje chod ke bhagne ka karan bana…kash me tumare kuch bade hone ka intzaar karta aur jalbaji na karta to aaj muje meri pyari,sweet,cute..PUNCHI se hath nhi dhona padta…sorry punchi darling muje maaf kar do aur wapas aa jao apne kapil ke paas…..me tumare bina nhi reh sakta……miss u dear……..

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    Admin bhai ye ATANKWADI koi doglapan nhi dikha rha ye bs tuje disturb karna chahta hai….aur apne motive me kaamyaab b ho rha hai..isliye bhai meri baat maan uski baat ka reply karna band kar….bas uske comment ke ant me kewal itna likh de ki…AATANKWADI BHAGWAAN TERA BHALA KARE……agar is pe b wo apni chalaki dikha ke koi comment karta hai to wapis tu kewal itna likha de ki AATANKWADI BHAGWAAN TERA BHALA KARE…

    1. Panchhi says:

      Kapil janu tm ulta soch rhe ho jb me nabalig hu to hme marriage certificate kaise mil skta h aur jb mc hi mila to hmara divorce kaise hoga yaar!!kya tm v ultisidhi bate bna lete ho aur tmari n savita ki shadi me me jarur aungi janu….miss u 23456789….hehehe aur aesi salah kyu de rhe atankvadi ke liye bhagvan v kvi uska bhala ni krega…

      1. kapil the cute boy says:

        @PUNCHI darling AATANKWADI ke bare me tumne jo baat ki….pehli baar dil jeet liya tumne..lo tume ekl pyari si…….uuuummmmmmaaaaaaah

  3. Mausam says:

    Realy me garib ke yahaan yahee haalat hote hain.

    @ Kapil Bhai mujhse to koi naarajgi nahi hai na,agar mere kisee comments ka bura laga ho to plez yaar Bhai samjh kar maaf kar dena.

    ab yaar aap hi socho ki Panchhii ji khud ko to nabalig bata ke khisakne ke chakkar me hain aur aapki shaadi aur divorce ka mujhse exlanation dilva rahi thi, hehehhe

    @ Panchhi ji aap hi batao ki Kapil Bhai ke aap jyaada nazdeek hain ya main,hehhehee,soch samjh kar jawaab dena main aap dono ke saare comments padh ta chala aarhaa hoon hahahha hehhehe

  4. kuldeep singh says:

    maalum nahee yaar log mehgai se kyo dertai hai

    mai to ek ek paisa dekhbhaalker kherech kerta hun

      1. Matrix says:

        Ha…ha….ha….ha….ha….ha……Divya yaar aaj tune aisi baat kahi ki dil garden garden ho gaya. ha..ha….ha….

  5. savita says:

    hehehehehe wow sameerji lagta hai aapke sabhi microfone kafi achcha kaam kar rahe hain.

    quki mujhe pata hai ki aapke paas to ye sab dilogue sunne ka time nahin hai aur aap jaante bhi hain ki kisi ke ghar ke bahar khare ho kar koi baat sunna achchi baat nahi hai bad manners u know.hhehehe

    aur jahan tak mujhe pata hai garib ladkiyan kapda use karti hain hehehehe.just joking

    bahut badiya sameerji aapke climax always antastic hote hain.

    ek dam different Language maza aa jata hai.I like it.

    1. Admin says:

      Arey Arey Savita Ji,

      Ye dialog mene ghar ke bahar khade hoke nahi suna.. ye to mere kuch chele hai like news reporters jo mujhe idhar udhar ki baatein soongh ke dete hai. aur unse main jokes bana leta hun.

      Chalo ji mujhe ye sun ke achha laga ki aapko hamare jokes and unka climax pasand hai. atleast aapki narajgi to door hui. ye hi mere liye bahut badi baat hai..

      So itna hi kahunga ki tension nahi lene ka life mein..

      Aur hehe ek khushkhabri hai Freinds mene Veg jokes ki site ke uper bhi kam karna shuru kar diya hai.. kuch hi dino mein aapko Veg jokes bhi milenge

      Par abhi mujhe koi ye na kahe ki non veg band kar du.. nahi to fir ladayi hoyegi

      1. savita says:

        yes my dear sameer mujhe pata hai i mean 2same microfone=chele chapate

        n my all wishes 4 u.

        mujhe kabhi tumhari koi baat kabhi buri nahi lagi,lagti ye lagegi

        bcoz i know u hv a devoting n soft heart.

        mai hamesha pahchaan kar hi dosti karti hun.

        gud luck 4 ur creation n m always ready 2 any type of help.

        plz fill in the gap

        your's …………….

      2. Admin says:

        Hmmm hehehe.. thanks for the offer dear.. jab bhi jarurat hogi aapko hi kahunga na

        aur gap mein filhal faithfully likh dijiye na

      3. Heartbeat says:

        Sameer bhai tum to ghar k bahar se hi baatien sunte ho lekin savita ji to lagta hai ladkion k under garment me bhi gus jati hai tabi use pata hai k wo kapda use karti hai

    1. Admin says:

      viru ji esa baat nahi hai aapka comment mujhe pasand aaya thha. par usmein aapne ek baat likhi thhi jisk amain joke banane wala hun.. so isliye mene pura comment hi gayab kar liya hai

  6. savita says:

    2All my luving friends

    Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar,

    Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar,

    Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,

    Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar!

    plz comment onit…

    1. Sajan ji says:

      Apnr khushi yu numaish na kar. Apni takat ki yu aazmaish na kar. Jo jiska hai wo tere dar se bhi le jayega. Roz-Roz use bachane ki khwaish na kar.

  7. Dhiraj says:

    HI ROSY RASHII DI,RAAVAN,MAUSAM,KAPPI,PANCHI urf harsha nice to see ur cmnts again miss u our admin to..take care..gud night!