Garma Garam Choot

3 College Ki Ladkiya Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thhi

Aur Ek Dusre Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Ki Unmein Kitni Garmi Hai

1st Saheli: “Meri Chut Itni Hot Ki Press Karlo

2nd Saheli: “Meri Itni Hot Ke Chai Bana Lo.”

Teesri Husne Lag Gayi To Uski Friends Ne Pucha Has kyu Rahi Ho

To Vo Boli: “Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi Meri Itni Hot Hai Ki Meri Gaand Me Bhutta Daalo Aur Choot Se Popcorn Lelo

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 18 Oct 2010  73 Comments  52,749

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3 Girls 1:Meri Chut Itni Hot K Press Krlo. 2: Meri Itni Hot K Chai Bana Lo. 3: Meri Itni Hot K Gand Me Bhutta Dalo Aur Chut Se Popcorn Lelo

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  73 Comments

  1. mohan, the faaru boy says:

    admin: bhai choot se popcorn, aaj pahli baar suna, bhai woh ladki chayiye jo gaand me bhutta daale or choot se popcorn nikale.

  2. Geeta mumbai says:

    Very nice joke, @ punit how r u? me dekh rahi hu ki lagbhag tere 10 din se sexy aur gals par comment nahi aa rahe hai.

    1. Samir says:

      Hai geeta, m fine n u?gita punit ko ouska lyf partner dhiraj mil gaya hai yaar,ish liye wo honeymoon manane me busy hai…gita tu me pass aaja

  3. DAKSH says:

    koi bhul k bhi is ldki k sath anal sex mt krna, wrna chut se lund ka pasta bna k nikal degi..

    gm 2 all d readers n admin.

  4. jatt fantasy says:

    ab pata chala ye ladkiya itne popcorn kyo khati h..ghar ki factory h.ladkiyo k paas…………hahaha

  5. //eeR says:

    Baap re ab toh ladkiyo k gand ka b bharosa nai raha sala lund dalo toh kuch aur dikhai padta h. Lund ko gand proof jaket pehna k gand marni padegi.

  6. //eeR says:

    Ab smjh aya theater mei ladkiyo ka ek hath chadi mei kyu hota h actully wo popcorn nikal k kha rai hoti h…

  7. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    yaar admin.,,gud joke…..but where iz mine joke.?????

    u promised me dat u'll post it 2day…….4got or now u r chnging……?????????

    1. lover verticallips says:

      rukhsana darling aapko maine kitna find kiya kaha rahti ho yaar priyanka se bhi pucha par usne kuch nahi bataya but mil gayi aa wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u r really hot rukhsana dear

    2. amrish saxena says:

      wah rukhlen aap se milna padega kab mil rahi ho juice nikalane ke liye.mujhe apne kele ka juiceniklwana hai.

  8. Punit mumbai says:

    Geeta i m so cool. Geeta mene rosy ko promise kiya tha ki mai kisi bhi ladki par comment nahi karunga aur naa hi sex ke liye apply karunga.

  9. Samir says:

    …BREKING NEWS BREKING NEWS.. aaj ki taja khabar ye hai ki chut expres me kisi anjan lund ne 3 chooton ke chhithre oura diye…, CHUT DEVI PRIYA ne hr chut ko 1 meter kapre dene ka alan kiya hai….DR dhiraj ne jab in chooton ko dekha to inke gand se paad nikal aaye..aur unhone chut devi priya se aagrah kiya ki in anjan lund ko jhant ki rassi se phansi di jaye..

    1. lover verticallips says:

      strange ku hai sonia aapki main kya corn flakes nikalte hain wiase sahi hai aapke pass milk hai hi corn flakes daalo or mast breakfast karo u r really hotttttttttttttttttt

  10. pershant says:

    koi popcon nahi khilaoge hum desi bhuta lie khare hia jo ki tumhari chut se vi bra hia ese dal kar dikhao…… jo vee is comment ko pedhna chata ho akhire mia pocon kha lena.

      1. Samir says:

        Pia tu ise tung mut kr yaar,bechara kl hi to ye chut mantri PRIYA se marbake aaya hai..jiske karan dr ne iske lund ko 1 sal k liye bed rest kaha hai….

  11. Punit mumbai says:

    Geeta har kisi se pyar nahi hota hai. Geeta woh mere dil mai rahti hai. Jo dil mai rahta hai ushe dekhane ki jarurat nahi hoti hai. Mere dimag me uski 1 image bani huyi hai. I hope woh wesi hi hogi.

  12. nagesh says:

    wah-wah
    nonveg khane ka man ho to murge ki tang gand me dal do aur legfry choot se nikal lo, aur agar na pasand aye to choot me dal kar gand se wapas nikal lo, kachha leg nikal jayega
    wat about lund fry

  13. DHIRAJ says:

    @Punit tum mere se angry to nahi ho?… isliye ki samir ne mujhe tere 7 add kiya..lekin mujhe accha bhi nahi laga aur bura bhi nahi laga.

    1. Samir says:

      Abe DHIRJE aakir kar tune apne dil ki baat kh hi di punit se…….,rosy dear aakr dekh apne gandu lover k lover ko …..,