Gays Bhi Akhir Insaan Hai
Dosto Aaj Ke Time Mein Hum Gay Logo Ko Badi Ajeeb Aur Buri Nazro Se Dekhte Hai, Jo Ki Mere Khayal Se Galat Hai.
Dosto Aaj Har Cheez Badal Gayi Hai, Pahle Logo Ko Sex Karte Time Ander Gusane Se Matlab Hota Tha Aur Bacha Paida Karne Se.
Par Aj Hum Ladki Ki Choot Ko Chat Te Hai Aur Ladki Hamare Lund Ko, Sex Ke Tarike Badal Gaye Hai Aur Ye Ab Enjoy Karne Ka Tarika Ban Chuka Hai.
Par Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Purane Zamane Ke Log Hume Esa Karte Dekh Le To Galiya De Aur Sharam Ke Mare Mar Jaye (Ladla Ladki Ko Lund-Chut Chuste Dekh Kar).
Mera Aaj Ka Ye Joke 2 Bade Hi Ache Aur Sache Dost Jo Gay Hai Unpar Hai.
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Do Ladke Jai Aur Neeraj Naam Ke Bahut Hi Ache Dost Thhe, Par Gay Thhe.
Aur Bahut Time Se Unka Relation Chal Raha Tha, Aur Dono Mein Se Kisi Ne Bhi Kisi Ko Dokha Nahi Diya Na Kabhi Hurt Kiya.
Ek Din Unka Mood Bana To Jai Neeraj Se Bola.
Jai: “Yaar Aaj Khuli Hawa Mein Sex Karne Ka Dil Kar Raha Hai, Chal Sath Mein Park Hai Vaha Chalte Hai, Jhadiyo Ke Piche Kar Lenge”
Neeraj Khushi Khushi Se Tyar Ho Gaya, Aur Dono Ja Pahunche Park Mein.
Abhi Dono Sex Kar Hi Rahe Thhe Ki Itne Mein Ek Police Wala Udahr Se Nikla Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekha To Hairan Rah Gaya.
Usko Dekh Jai Aur Neeraj Gabra Gaye Aur Vaha Se Baag Liye, Par Police Wala Bhi Kameena Thha Vo Unka Picha Karne Lag Gaya.
Police Wala Akhir Police Wala Hi Tha Usne Neeraj Ko Jump Mar Ke Pakad Liya Aur Bola.
Police Wala: “Bhonsdi Ke Tera Vo Doosra Dost Kidhar Hai, Vo Mil Jaye To Main Ye Danda Pura Ka Pura Uski Gaand Mein De Dunga”
Bas Uska Ye Kahna Tha Ki Piche Jhadiyo Mein Se Jai Nanga Hi Nikal Aya Aur Bola.
Jai: “Inspector Sahab, Mein Idhar Hun”
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Oye Mera Matlab Ye Nahi Ki Aap Log Gay Ban Jao Hehehehe, I Just Want Ki Unko Buri Nazar Se Na Dekho
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Dosto Hehehhe,
Aap to samajh hi gaye honge ki vo dono mahaan aatam kon thhe.
heheehehehee….
yaar joke mai hansi nahi aayi fir bhi mai kisi ka dil dukhaana nai chahti kyunki joke banana koi asan kaam nahi islia hehehehee ab khush .
yaha kisi ko formality karke dikhane ki jarurat nahi hai ji.
mujhe yakeen hai ki bade logo ko hasi aayengi… apne apne dimag ki baat hai
@ Admin
RAKHI Ko Ya to GAY ka Matla nahi Pata Ya Usme high Level K jokes Ko samjhne K Liye Dimag Kam hai
sorry admin ji agar aapko bura kagaa ho to bt jab insaan dukhi hota hai to use itni jaldi hasi nahi aati hai joke mai koi kami nai hai . once again sorry. bye
Hlo rakhi ,hlo my all loving friends /hey rakhi yaha tak main samajta hu k agar adami udas ho to dhire-2 mood theek kare balki use apna mood jaldi se theek karna chahiye aur us cheez k liye nonvegpuri sab se badiya jagah hai mera mood jab b off hota hai ja kisi pe gusa aa jaye to main to seeda isi janat me ata hu sukun se apna mind fresh karta hu so b happy yaar warna jo admin har roj humare liye itna balidan deta hai uska koi fayeda nahi
@admin,…mein to unn logo ko buri najar se dekhta hoon jo gays ko buri najro se dekhte hain….agar hum gays ko bura kahtein hain to hum uss creator god ko indirectly bura kahte hain…..jaanwar bhi ek saath milkar rahte hain jungle magar kisi dusre jaanwar ko sex ki wajah se nuksaan to nahi pahunchate…..log jab tak in relations ko sex ki aankhon se dekhenge tab tak yeh unki najar mein bura hi hoga…..ek desh tab mahan banta hai jab wanha har logo ki kadra hoti hai….admin darr gaya kya mera naam dalne se…he he!!
…but sex kamre mein karna chahiye nahi to jaanwaro ko chodkar koi bhi sex illegal he hai..
@ Dhiraj,
Jiyo mere sher really i m proud of you….. sach main yar vakiye hi tu dil wala hai.
aur sach main mene tumahre real name isliye nahi dala tha kyunki mujhe lag raha tha tum hurt honge.
par tumne to vakiye hi dikha diya ki tum dil wale ho.
Bhagwan tumhe khushi de aur mast rakhe :)
hehehe abe sath me ek lund milna ka v wish v kar deta, use jyada khushi hoti
Dear Admin,
Aaj es jokes ko padkar mere Aankho ke Saamne Andhera chha gaya hai, Aankho me Aanshu Aa gaye hai aur Dil jor-jor se dhadak raha hai, Khoob rone ka dil Kar Raha hai Agar Mai Office me na hokar Ghar par hota to khoob rota.
Mai ab aur jyada nahi likh paunga. Kyuki lag raha hai ke mera Sar phatane wala hai.
Admin bhai tumne mujhe samjh nahi paaya, es baat ka mujhe bahut bada Afsosh ho raha hai………Ab shayad hi mai Yaha Vapsh aa sakun.
So by by dear admin n all frnds.
Jay Wah Wah Wah.
main ye nahi kahunga ki tu na ja, tu beshak ja. par jo kahne ja raha hun usko sun ke ja.
tu nahi janta par pahle mein vaha tere nam ki jagha Neeraj likhne wala tha, par mene isliye tera nam likha ki vo bura na man jaye aur.. mujhe tu dil wala laga tha ki hassega.. isliye tera nam dala.
par sachayi ko dekh ki dhiraj ne kaisi bola ki admin mera nam nahi likha darr gaya..
aur dusro pe zor zor se hasne wale ek bat yad rakhiyo… ki tyar rahna bari kabhi teri b aa sakti hai.
aur aaj jab teri baari aayi vese b mene Jay nahi Jai likha tha.. fir bhi teri fatt gayi.
itna kahunga jaha bhi rahe tu khush rahe.
take care
bilkull sahi sahi aur bilkul sahi kaha admin yaar. me to tera fan ho gaya. ye baat pe me vote deta par mobile se vote option ata nahi. hehe….
hehehe abe tu to santy ho gaya, aur yaha se jane ki baat ki to bhosdi k police wala danda ghusaye na ghusaye me jarur ghusa dunga, abe itna seriously nai lene ka……… chal tujhe pasand nai to tere naam se joke nai banega bt itna over react na kar,
oye admin sun le tu ab se jay k naam par koi joke nai iski gaand fatt gayi hai hehehe aur mere naam par jokes bana mujhe kisi ki baat buri nai lagti
abe mene to Jai ke uper banaya thha hehehehe ye to Jay hai…
mujhe to lagta hai iski gand hi isliye fati hai kyunki ye sach mein kahi iske sath hua na ho hehehehehe
Yar jay
kya tu admn ki itni si bat p naraj ho gya,,yar agr m teri jaghe rahta to bilkul hi naraj na hota,,bcoz tune dekha hoga m aksr dhiraj s kiss mangte rhta hu,,aur apne luna ki sawari krbane k bare m bolta hu,,,agr koi mujhe dhiraj k sath add v kr de to koi frk nhi prta,,bcoz ouse apna dost manta hu,,to yar tu kyun is jok p naraj ho rha h,kya tu dhiraj ko dost nhi manta,,
aur yar tu is syt ka HERO tere bina ye syt adhura h yar to ye syt chhorne ki bat mt kr,,aur yar tu is jok ko sirf 1 jok k trh treat kr,,
JPR
waise hehe is site ka HERO tu hai be. sach me agar tu chala jayega tab is site ka ronak thora kam ho jayega. hehe chal be ab muskurata hi rahega ki mera luna bhi chusega. hahaha…..
Jay kya re kaha jara h tu aur wese bhi admin ne soch samaj kar naam likha tha jai tera naam jay h ok bt admin ne joke achha likha tha mujhe hansi arahi hehehehe main tujhe hurt nahi karna chahta hun aage teri marji jaa ya mat jaa.ok
oye jay kyu dukhi ho rha h …kuch din pehle tune h muje samjaya tha na k hm sb tere se bahot pyar karte h isilye joke bnane ko keh rhe h fir aj kya hua tume ?hmsbi tujse bahot pyar karte h aur tuje apna mante h isiliye tuj pr admin ne joke bnaya…chal be item ab ek badiya sa cment marde
tmhara apne liye itna pyar dekh ke mera pani nikal gaya…..
kesi ho aap panchhi ji haan jarur aap par bhi admin joke jarur bnayega kyunki hum sab apse bahot pyaar karte h kyu admin banayega na kyunki panchhi bhi ab raaji h.
me thik hu n.khan ji aur tb tk thik rhugi jb tk muj pr nhi bnega to ap h decide krlo ap muje thik dekhna dekhna chahte ho k nhi hehehe me koi raji ni hu jay ko manane k liye kaha tha vo sb
ye naam badal ke wapas a jayega police ka danda jo lena hai ise hahaha…..
****JARRUR SUCHNA***
kirpya dhayan de….
Mahina khatam hone wala ha is liya hamare admin bhai ko tention ho gyi ki kisi ka keeda kyu nai uchhla? Is liye admin bhai ne apna shikar jay ko banaya
is liye jay bhai bura na mane apne admin bhai ki mazburi samaj kar unhein muaf kar dein
dhanyawad..
abe heheheheeh bhonsdi ke….. main to ye bat bhul hi gaya tha ki mahine ke end mein kisi ko keeda uchalta hai.
aur abe main kisi ka keeda ucahlta nahi hun .. par mujhe pata hai kisi ka kisi ke uchalta hai aur abki bar jay ke uchala
aur jaha tak mujhe lag raha hai.. shayad jay ko kisi kam se bahar jana hai ya ane wale kuch din pc access nahi kar payega ya bahut busy hoga../
aur is bat ko cash karne ke liye usne ye bola….. hehehehehehe Jai Baba Saxidas
@rakhi,…jay ne to apna 75percent dil mere naam kar diya hai….aur 25percent kiske liye i donno….but maine jay ko 100 percent apna dil de diya hai…kyonki mere pass pyaar ki koi kami nahi hai…
jay ne bhagwan se meri tammana ki hai..aur tum jay k liye kisi aur ki tammana karti ho…bhagwan ko paagal karne ka irada hai kya….ab jo hoga manjure khuda hoga…..tc.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha,
abe admn mujhe hsa hsa kr marega b,,ha ha ha ha
yar admn kya mst jok bnaya h yar,,mja aa gya
TU jldi s apna wo aage bdha,,ouse chumne ko mn kr rha h yar,,abe hath badhayyo ye tu kya nikalne lga,,he he
yar tu real m jay aur dhiraj ki love story ko amr kr diya yar,,
JPR
heheheheehe
ye kya ho rahaa hai sb itne sad kyu ho gaye hai.
Rakhi jab admin apse bol rha h to koi achhi si ho khubsurat bahot challu ho.hehehe ush ladki se admin ki dosti karwado apka bahot bada ahsaan hoga admin par. hehahahaha
@jay…what happen man…u r jay…and the name written over there is jai….so calm down…r u gone crazy…who the hell is here or wherever going to do something harm to u….dont do this……rubbish!!…arent u joking.???..
hahahahaha gud joke
haan to n khan ji aap aa gaye kaise hai aap aur aaj ka environment itna sad sad kyu lag rahaa hai aur ye sab log syt chod k jaane ki baat kyu kar rahe hai sabse achha hogha ki mai hi ye syt chod kar chali jaau …+k bye
Rakhi ji main to thik hun Kon dukhi(sad)hai sab khush(happy)hai haan jay ko jarur hurt huwa h bt tume kisine kuch nahi bola h to tum jane ki baat kyu kar rahi ho.bye and take care
एडमिन के सुमधुर विचारों को सुनकर मेरी आत्मा तृप्त हो गयी
bhai ji iska ashudh hindi mein anuvad kare… hame aapki bhasa samajh nahi aayi
meri ashudh hindi ko sunkar sabki jal jati hai, fir bhi iska translate kar deta hu
gay jo hai wo gay hi rahenge, unka to dharti par rahna bhi paap hai, waise admin bhai tere comments bade mast hote hai
Yaha sad or happy dono emotion hain aj to aj hum is joke per hase hahahaha ya roye bhubhubhu
Jay dear hum aapse puchna chahtey hain ap hi btayie ap hume hasana chahtey ho ya rulana?
hi rashii how r u
Hum thik hain, ap kaise ho?
Rashi m f9 aap yeh site chhod kar gye the to apko humare bina kesa laga wese main janta hun apko achha nahi lga esliye aap is site par phir se agye.i am right
hi Dear Rashii……….kesi ho,sweatheat.
kahan se ho,reply must…………
Hi raja ji humara name rashii hain toh ye sweetheat kon hain? Hum thik hain n hum dehradun se hain
hello Rashii……….
sweat heat tumko hi kha hai,coz
tumara dil kitna achha hai
Q.k,tum jokes pe v udaas ho jatiho
or dusro ki udaasi tumse dekhi nhi jati
dat's why……………..kyon"SWEATHEART"
@admin,..thanx…but jay itna darr kaise gaya….jay tumhare liye darr hi pyara ho gaya….aur pyaar paraya ho gaya….chale jao beshak jindagi…par tumhein hum kabi nahi bhula sakte…tumne yeh baat kah k mere dil ko rulaya hai….aise dhokebaji aur kisi k saath mat karna shayad woh bardash na kar paye….janha bhi raho khush raho..ab nahi likha jata..
abe mujhe lag raha hai ki vo isliye darr gaya kyunki uska sara office ye site ke jokes padta hai hehehehehe aur sara mohalla bhi
ab bechara kis muh se udhar jayega
hahahahaah….
@admin,..yeh mohan k comments del karo nahi..yeh mera aakhri cmnt hoga..
mohan tujhe narak mein bhi jagah nahi milegi..saale c##t k pujari…bye every1..m leaving this site 4ever…n i will miss u everbody….mohan tera baccha agar gay hua na to uska gala ghont dena punya kama lena…
Yar rakhi
aj rat hm dono DISCO chalte hain,wahan dhinchika dhinchika wala dance karenge,,aur khub msti karenge yar
aur yar ab m chlta hu ghar pr bahut kam h,,ghar k safayi krni h,,
bachon k potty bala paint saf krna h ,huhuhuhu,,,panchhy mujhse bahut kam krbati huhuhuhu,
kya krun yar ,akhir m thahra joru ka gulam,,,,aur yar galti s panchhy n tumhe mere sath dekh liya to anarth ho jayega aur mujhe bahut mar paregi,,
bye janu,,
muaah,muaah,,phir milenge
JPR
hye smir hw r u ? aap ka naam bilkul theek rakha hai kisi ne samir i like ur name aur jaisa aap ka naam hai waisa hi kaam hai jaise garmi mai hawaa kbhi kbhi hi aati hai aur aaker kab chali jaati hai waase hi aap bhi kabhi kabhi hi aate ho aur chale jaate ho bt no prob aur rahi baat disco jaane ki jaise aap ko apni joru panchhy se dar lagta hai waise hi muje apne pati se lagta hai dance tak to theek hai agar ye masti waali baat unhone sun li to mere saath anarth jarur ho jaayega ok bye muaaaaaaaah .
Ailaaaaaaa
rakhi n mujhe muaaaaaaaaaaah (kiss) di
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahu
aj m oupr asman niche,
aj m aage,,panchhi chhor aaounga ouske ghar pichhe,
teel me oye RAKHI,,ab m kya karun,
chalun tere pichhe,ya petu PANCHHY k pichhe
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rakhiiiiiii,aj m bahut khus hu yar,
muaah,muaah,muaah,muaah
janu,maja aaya na,
yar rakhi m tumhare ye kissi ko sambhal k rakhunga,,,,m jb tk nonvegpur m rahunga tb tk m tere kissi ko bachane k liye nhi naha ounga yar,,,,
achhhha h PANCHHY n ye sb krte nhi dekha,
yaaaaaaaaahuuuuuuuuuu
JPR
lo bhai log…pahli baar 1 joke suno….
girl- nahii aaj nahi dalwaaungi.
boy- kyun?
girl-tum to dal ke aaram se so jate ho mgr m sari rat maslti rahti hu…
ohhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
mujhe lagta hai ke EYE DROPS sahi nahi hai….
Abe sale raj,
ye tu kya bol rha b,,m tujhe apna dost nhi manta hu yar,,aisa mt bol mere bhai,
yehi dosti yehi pyar mere 1 cmnt s ruth gya mere yar,,,
,,is syt p sbhi mere dost hain,,YAR
aur yar jb m is syt p dobara aaya tha to nahi mera dost kameny the aur nahi dhiraj,,,tb m syt chhorne hi wala tha ki maine panchhy k hajir jbabi wale cmnts read kiya to bada mja aaya,tbhi maine sonch liya tha ki ishe apna dost bna k rahunga,,,,,
aur yar sayad tune mera dil dekha hi nhi h,,,ishi liya tu aisa bol rha,,h
aur hehehe tune jo ek mst chut jo set krwaya tha luna k jaghe,, hehe he ouska periad chalu hua ya nhi,,hehe,,,yumy yumy kisi din chut ka darsan krwa,,maja aa jayega,hehehe
JPR
ha be sale samir janta hu be achi tarah se janta hu kaminey k jane k baad tu hi sabse bada kamina bacha h is site me, tabhi to tu mere frnd list me h bt aage se aisa na kahiyo k me sirf iske liye hu sale tujhe rukne ka request hum kare aur credit koi aur le, kya tujhe apne gaand se jara v pyar nai thoda to uska v khayal kar le warna sochle tu to achi tarah se janta h mere lund ko ……………
hello frendz hw r u all. mera aaj is syt pe last day hai .@mr khan thanks fr ur suport .@samir aap k saath hasi majaak karne mai bahot majaa aaya. @ admin ji hatts off to u v gud ses of humr.@jay waapas aa jao aise apno se naaraj nai hte. then pankaj rajbindaas pintu dheeraj panchyy rashie divya n all frendz miss u all. agar kabhi mauka milla to cmnt jaroor karungi .aap sabhi ka saath bahot achha tha ok bye see u tc. will be back after few month .
bayee rakhi hume bhi apke sath achha laga.
i miss you
@jay,…tumne bhale hi mujhe rula diya…lekin ab mein tumhari un bato se ubar chuka hoon….main iss site pe cmnt karta rahoonga chahe jo….samir ,panky,prince,rashii aur bahut se mere friends hain…haan rahi baat tumhari mein tumse abhi utna pyaar karta hoon…chahe tum raho ya mat raho…mujhe jo accha lagta hai apne matters mein main wahi karta hoon…pyaar karne se mujhe khuda bhi nahi rok sakta….insaan to door ki baat hai…tc jay…@admin,..dhiraj ko beshak joke mein daal…aur jinko nahi pasand unko chhod do…tc jay love u….ab chalo bhi comnt karo…ha ha…tc friends…come fast jay..aur ek baat batau jisne jhadiyo k picche mera allowed kiya tha woh jai tha mere padosh ka ladka ha ha ha!! miss u..tc
Dosto yeh shayari bahot achhi main apko sunata hun.
Wo keh gye mera intizar mat karna
Main kahun to bhi mera aitbar mat karna
Yeh bhi kaha ki mujhe pyar nai tumse
Or yeh bhi keh gye ki kisi or se pyar mat karna.
All friends apko sabhi ko yeh shayari kesi lagi plz rply
mujhe to yahaaaa sabhi gay najaraa rhe h
abe a lallu tu gay h to tujhe sab gay he nazar aate h main teri problem samajta hun mr gay i nean lallu.hehahahaha
. .admin. . .dost tu ek chat syt or bana le. .jitne commnts yaha hote h utni to kai syts per chatng b ni hoti. . . .vaise jokez alwys mast hote tere. .ache lagte bhot. . .baaki yaha jo or user h m nt sure vo real h ya fake. .ovr ol gud job. .
Chalo aapne mera comment to post nahi kiya, koi baat nahi par kam se kam apne meri baat to maal li. Thank god ki ye site fir se pehle jaisa ho gya.
hi to every body, there is a new quote
Gandu, Gandmare, teri gaand maru ab galiyan nahin rahi, yeh to ab pyaar karne ka tarika hai.
Fresh joke for you all:
a farmer from village came to city to sell his wheat, when he returned to his village all exhausted his other fellow farmer asked what happened you seem very luta pita.
he said i gone to city and roaming in the city calling genhu (wheat) le lo,
than asked other farmers. he said- they listen it as GAY hun lelo and they took me and unhone le li.
saas : bahu, bura mat maan na lekin mere pote ki shakal mere bete jesi nhi lagti.
bahu (gusse mein) : maa ji, meri dono taango k beech me chut hai, koi photocopy machine nhi.
hello frend aap ko chhod kar jaane ka man nahi kar rahaa hai . @samir hello ji kaise hai aap aur wo kissi aap k tillu pillu k lia thi aap k lia nahi sorry my fault lekin mai aap k saath disco to chal hi sakti hoon ok so tenshion nai lene ka. bye tc
Rakhi ye kya jate2 samir ka dil tod kar jaa rahi ho thik h ab ek kiss mujhe kardo plz gussa mat hona muaaah.
are mr khan ye kya kar rahe ho kam se kam apni patni ka to khyaal karo vaise bhi maine wo kiss samir ko nahi tillu pillu ko kiya tha .bye
to mene bhi apko kiss nahi ki wo to main apko bata rha tha aise karo kiss muaaah or haan meri shadi nahi hui hai.bye
achha hua rakhi apne bta diya k vo kissi bacho k liye thi vrna me apke pati ko btane h wali thi k ap kisi or ladke ke sath chummachati kr rhi ho :p
Panchhi ji aaj dil ki baat bata di apne bechara jay apka coment read karega to uske dil pe chot lagegi apne use manane ke lye aise he likh diya.hehehe aap hansti ho to bahot achi lagti ho ya nahi mujhe nahi pata.hehehehe
kya aese h mene dil se kaha tha samjhe aur ye to puchho h mat k me haste hue kesi dikhti hu log dar ke bhag jate meri hansi dekh k pta h ,.. :( pal na mele bf ko meli hachhi che koi ploblem nay h
hey mera majak karne ka mood nahi hai…yeh jay k liye hai…
…mera jay jarur aaega…jarur aaega….
…abe bhosdike…kauve…kanha la pata ho gaya…agar police wale ne kucch kiya to mujhe bata…uske aisa danda ghusanuga ki muh mein dalung…aur pichwade se nikle…ab aaja jada nautanki mat kar…meri janeman..he he!..
@…..ALL FRIENDS…..
….aaj ka din humare kafi dukh bhara raha…jaise ki aap sab log jaante hain woh hamara bahut hi pyaara dulara dost tha ..aur meri aankhon ka tara tha….jo aaj hamare beech nahi….aise dost sapno mein bhi nahi mila kartein…..aao hum sab bhagwan se prathna kare….jay janhan bhi ho kush ho….aur bhagwan ka haath uske sir pe hamesha rahe……jay tum mere liye kafi aham the…mere pass tumhare kai cmnt hai…jisse tum hamesha mere karib rahoge….meri yaad aur mera pyaar tumhare saath hamesha rahe….i miss u forever my heart..god bless u….umaah!!
@Jay…tumhein pata nahi …par jitna mein dukhi hun usko mein kah nahi sakta…tum bhi mujh se bichdkar dukhi ho mujhe yakeen hai…
aaj mujhe aisa lag raha jaise…
mere kisi khoon k riste ki mrityu ho chuki hai….tum to mere liye khoon k riste se bhi bhadkar the!!…
l love u jay….god bless u..meine tumhein har cmnt rokar likha hai..
dnt worry yar vo bahot jald laut ayega
Oye rakhi
tujhe panchhy s ghabrane ki jarurat nhi h yar,aur yar tune mujhe 1 hi kissi di thi jbki mere 2 bache hain,1 kissi aur de taki m bachon m bant sakun,,,yar teri kissssssssi badi mithi thi
aur yar maine panchhy ko ouske mayke chhor aaya hu,,
to yar aj chalna h na DISKO,,,aur yar
disko k bad hm dono pani puri khayenge,,,fir hm dono ek dusre ka hath pkr kr sadak pr chlenge
khub mja aayega
JPR
tu kyu bechari ko mera name lekr darata rehta h?
hello samir ji kaise hai aap haan mai taiyaar hoon aap k saath chalne k liye .one more kiss muaaaah ye aap k dusre bachhe k liye ab to panchhy ne bhi permit de diya hai so aur mera kiss to sweet hoga hi kyunki mai bhi sweet hoon ok bye tc
hello frnds bahut ho gaya jhagda lafda aaj me tumhe ek mast joke sunata hu sunkar mood fresh karlo aur jo sun chuke hai apne gaand me ungali dalkar so ja bt mere is joke purana ya bekar na bolna hehehe arey tumlog to sach me darr gaye me to majak kr rha tha jise jo bolna hai khulkar bolo hum azad hai hahhahha
Pappu santa se – papa agar aapka sadak par ek violet mile jisme 500 rs hai aur uske bagal me ek singal 1000 ka rs pada ho to aap kise uthayenge…???
Santa sochte huye – hmm beta me to 1000 wala note uthaunga
Pappu gusse se – log galat nai karte hai aap par joke banakar
abe ek aur line to likh deta ki pappu ne esa kyu kaha.. heheheheh logo ko joke samajh mein nahi aayega be
Aur log glat nai karte hai tujhe chuthiya samajh kar. hehehe joke thik hai par last ka line ki to gand maar di na tune. hehe
@jay,…tumne hi mujhe kaha tha.."hey Dhiraj!! tum kyun hamesha bhulane ya dosti todne wali baat kahta rahta hai??? yaar dhiraj tu hi bata ab kaise tujhe pyaar karoon?."….jay ab tumne hi mujha bhoola diya….aur pyaar to tumne mujhe kar k dikha diya…tum hi apna vaada pura na kar sake…koi baat nahi tumne jitna mera saath diya…woh bhi mere liye pyara tha…lekin ek baat samajh lo…jay ko Dhiraj jaisa kanhi nahi milega….khoj lena puri duniya mein….aur mujhe tum jaise….miss u forever ..love u forever…urs true love..Dhiraj..
jay yar mat ja admin to mazak kar raha tha i love u jay please come ?a ja dubara non veg site me maza ata hai jab jay hota hai
Abe Sex love tu hai koun ??????
Aur tere chehare pe ye nakab achha nahi lag raha hai.
plz. Apne Asali chehare ka dedar kara.
jay sab friend ka dil mat thor dekh sab k comments sun kar admin ka pani nikal gaye jay a ja na bhut pyar karti hun thj se a ja jay hero
Behanchod kya ghatiya joke hai , sarm karo salo, koi dhang ki baat bhi kiya karo ghatiya logon.
Hey frnds aap sabhi ke comments ko padkar aaj phir meri aur mere pappu ki Aankho me aanshu aa gaya hai. Kal jab maine joke pada to mujhe aisa Laga ki Aaj to Admin Bhosari ne Sach-much me meri GAND maar liya. Aur jo maine kal Comments me lika thha Sach-much me meri waisi hi halat ho gayi thhi mai wo comments Jhooth nahi likha thha.
Ab mai uske baad ki Aap-Beeti Aap logo ko bata raha hun.____________
Kal wo comments likhne ke baad mai apni office se nikal kar Meeting Room me chala gaya jaha koi nahi thha, waha jaakar mai chair par baith kar Aanke band kar Apne Balatkaar (rape) ke bare me soch-soch kar roo raha thha. Ki tabhi mera ek frnd mujhe dudhtey huye waha pahunch gaya aur meri halat dekhkar mujhse puchne laga ki Jay tu kyu ro raha hai kya baat hai ??
Maine kaha yaar koi baat nahi hai bas Mammy ki yaad aa rahi hai.
Wo bola ki nahi tum jooth bol raha hai Aaj tak to maine kabi nahi tujhe aise rota dekha thha. Koi aur baat hai tu kuch chupa raha hai.
Maine kaha nahi yaar yahi baat hai.
Wo bola nahi Jay mai teri baat nahi maan skata tum dusarey ko hasne – hasane wala aur aaj khud roo raha hai jarur koi baat hai? tujhe mujhko batana hi padega.
Aur wo Jidd karne laga ki batawo-batawo kya huwa??
Maine kaha jab nahi manta hai to le sun_______Aaj mera balatkar ho gaya hai, Aaj Ek dosto ne meri Izzat loot liya hai.
Wo Hasne laga aur bola yaar mazak chor aur sach-sach baat bata ??????
Mai soch me pad gaya ki ye sach baat ka Biswash nahi kar raha hai to esko ab dusari Jhoothi baat batani padegai tabhi ye mera Pind chorega..
To maine usko jooth bola ki meri girl friend ke Ghar wale (Mom Dad) uski shadi kahi aur fix kar rahe hai usika phon aaya thha aur wo Roo rahi thhi so yaar mai bhi rone laga.
Dosto comments lamba ho raha hai , Nahi to mai aap logo ko kal ki aur kuch mazedar baatey batata. Mai kal pure din es site par nahi aaya kyuki mujhme apni Durdasha dubara dekhne hi Himmat nahi ho rahi thhi.
Shaam (evening time) ko office se jaane ke baad mai Doctor ke pash gaya kuch Medicine liya aur apna Medical Check-up v karwaya. Aur ghar jaakar khaaya piya, Lund khuj laya aur Batti bujhaya phir soo gaya.
Aaj subah sabse pahle office Aatey hi medical report check kiya hi jisme BALATKAR Nahi hone ki pustti ki gayi hai.
So bhai log Aaj mai khush hun ki meri Ek-Louti Gand ki izzat bach gayi hai nahi to mai apni Sweetheart ko muh dikhane ke layak nahi thha………..hehehe
Mere sabhi dosto mai aap logo se ek baat kahna chahta hun ki Mai “JAY” hun aur mai sabhi logo ki izzat aur unki Bhawanawo ki kadar karta hun chahe wo Gays ho ya HIV positive ho ya phir koi bhi ho.
Admin Bhosari ke terye liye ye mai Aakhiri baar samjha raha hun eske baad mai samjhaunga nahi seedhey teri GAND Phaar ke tere Hath me Katora ki Jagah teri GAND dekar Train aur Bash stand par Bheekh mangwaunga.
Aur Mai Ab jo kahne jaa raha hun usko Kaan kholkar sun…………….. Agar tum samajhdaari se kaam nahi kiya Aur aise hi Santa ki tarah se Kaam kiya to Tum bhi ek dina Santa ki tarah apne sare Dosto ko khoo Baithoge:P
Beta balatkar ki pushti kese hoti kyunki vo to police wale ka danda thha hehee.
Chacha ji, police walo ke liye etana Assan kaam nahi thha Jay ki Gand me danda karna. Ye to dosti yaari hai ke tum log jo chaho wo kar Loooooooo
@ Admin bhosari ke tu maan ya naa maan tumne jo ye joke post kiya hai tumko Aisa nahi karna chahiye thha. Es tarah ke joke me apne kishi user ka naam mat daalakar jis se kisi ki Bad filling ho. Kyuki Bhai sabki soch (thinking) ek jaisi nahi hoti hai ke jaisa tumne sochkar joke bana diya theek waisa hi Agla bhi sochega.
Mujhe to bahut gussa aaya tere par lekin ye sochkar shant ho gaya ki tum bhai hai hum Teri daily martey hai aur tumne ek din marney ki kosish kar liya to hume gussa nahi karna chahiye aur Dusari baat ye hai ki agar tume koi galti kar diya to mai Aur dosto ka sath kyu choru ??????
Hmmm mene kuch b galat nhi kiya. Man ya na man. Or majak saha nahi jata to majak kara mat b kar. Fauji beshak dusro ka sir katte hai par apna b katvane ko tyar rahte h. Aur tu dusro ke liye aya hai to its ok. I wil never comment u again
Abe aa gayi na tuje gussaaaaaaa
Bhosari ke teri ye Aurto wali aadat theek nahi hai, Baat ko samjhta nahi hai aur upar se Gaal-Muh phoola ke baith jata hai aur kahne lagta hai kee ab baat nahi karunga.
Bhai dekhta hun kee Tu kaise baat nahi karta hai, Mai teri gand me etani ungali karunga aur khujali wala powder lagaunga ki tum khud ek din chillane lagega….
Bhai tum jab gusse me ho jata hai tab teri pant peeche se geeli kyu ho jati hai ???????
taki tu aaye aur usko chat ke saf kar de…
aur yad rakhiyo gusse wali bat tune ki hai mene nahi…..
GM
Bhai mai aapki baat se 100% agree hun ke Fauji dusro ka sir katte hai par apna bhi katvane ko taiyar rahte hai . Lekin unki jyadatar kosish kya rahti hai??????
Bhai maine kab kisi ke mazak ka bura maana?????
Mai to aapse ye request kar raha thha ki Aise sareyaam mat kishi ki mara karo….hehehe
dekh bhai tu meri roj marta mene kabhi bura mana nahi na..
mene ek joke hi to likha jo ki 25000 emails se gaya aur roj ke hazaro users padenge .. bas yahi kiya na mene.. bata kya galat kiya mene.. itni choti si bat to hai. sirf ek joke
and main purani baato pe yakeen rakhta hun… 100 sunar ki ek lohar ki hehehehehehe
Tabhi to Din me hi Aankko ke saamne Andhera chaa gaya thha…..hehehe
admin ji aap joke to bahut acche likhte hain aapke phone no kya hain