Ghor Kalyug Ka Example
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Suhagrat Ke Baad, Pati Apni Patni Se Bola
Pati: “Arey Khoon To Nikla Hi Nahi.”
Patni Ne Gusse Mein Aakar Jawab Diya
Patni: “Kyun Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya.“
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- Sardar Ji Aur Ladki Ka Rape
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Santa Sharab Pee Kar P.V.R Mein Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Movie Dekh Raha Tha, Achaanak Se Pata Nahi K ..- Pati Ka Keeda
Husband Ghar Aya Aur Aake Bola Husband: “Aaj Main Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Thha” Biwi: “ ..- Ladkiya Sabse Jyada Kab Garam Hoti Hai?
Suna Hai Ladkiyo Mein Ladko Se Jyada Gamri Hoti Hai, Par Kya Koi Jaanta Hai Ki Ladkiya Sabse Jyada G ..- Ladkiyo Ka Weight, Tauba Tauba
Delhi Bus Stand Pe Weight Wali Machine Pe Ek Ladki Ne Weight Tola. Weight – 58kg Usne Kuch Soc ..Hindi Version
सुहागरात के बाद, पति अपनी पत्नी से बोला
पति: "अरे खून तो निकला ही नहीं."
पत्नी ने गुस्से में आकर जवाब दिया
पत्नी: "क्यूँ हरामी तुने अन्दर तीर मारा था क्या."
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Good joke
Maja aa gaya….
mara to ter hi tha asal mein ….
gud joke….
Hello Del bro,
Girls take 3 years to realize that they r in love.
But boys take only 3 sec….
1sec- kya ldki h yar ;)
2sec- mast h yar ;-)
3sec- bhai mjhe to pyar ho gya :-P
Tumko dekha to ye khayal aaya…!!
Aaj fir dil ne ek taman na ki
aaj fir dil ko humne samjaya
zindagi dhuup tum ganna saya…!!
Tum chale jaoge to sochange
humne kya khoya humne kya paya…!!
Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya….!!
Hum jese gun guna nahi sakte
waqt ne aisaa geet kyu gaya…!!!
Vry cute song naa…??
yes…..
good joke….!
Hello, Dear…
Aby ab tak naraz ho koi coment nahi mere liye
hehehehhehehe….!
Cow or Cat both r sistrs..Nw u mst b thnkng k kaise?
Jada n socho
M telng u,
Cow Mata hoti h
or
Billi Mausi;)
No claps plz
I dnt lyk publicity.:p
maa kasam bachpan se genius hu per kabhi ghamand nahi kiya :-D
Wife raat ko bed pe letkar boli “eji, aj aisa kuch karo k pasina pasina ho jaye..
Aadmi utha
aur
fan band karke so gya..
Moral:I dont send dirty
jokes always …:-p
to kehna shuru kar bhai
man wife ki c mai L dal kar so gaya hehehehehe
Wo mohbbat bhi teri thi,
wo shararat bhi teri thi,
agar kuch bewafai thi,
to wo bewafai bi teri thi,
ham chhod gaye tera shaher,
to wo hidayat bhi teri thi,
akhir karte to kisse karte tumhari sikayat..
“ae sanam”
wo shaher bi tera tha or wo adalat bi teri thi….
khush rehna seekh to liya uss ke begair bhi….
Muddat baad uss ney haal pooch kar phir behaal kar diya…..
L♥√ع Is When You See Her Crying … ♥
First Thing Wich Comes To Your Mind Is To Hide Her
Inside You? ♥
L♥√ع Is When You Want Her ♥
To Sleep With Her Head On Your Chest ♥
L♥√ع Is When You See Her Smiling .. :)
You Want To Kiss Her :*
L♥√ع Is When You Pray For Her ..
Tears Roll Down Your Cheeks ? .. ♥
L♥√ع Is When You’re Tired ..
You Want Her To Make You Sleep In Her Arms ? .. ♥
L♥√ع Is When She Fall Asleep ..
You Watch Her And Kiss Her Eyes ? .. ♥
L♥√ع Is When You Wake Up In The Morning ..
And You Want Her Around ? .. ♥
L♥√ع Is when you just want to say….,
“Baby…, I am Addicted To Your L♥√ع …..!!
Remember your school Life once again ♥ :)
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¤ Big Gang of friends
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¤ Boring Uniforms
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¤ Cycle se school jaana
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¤ “School ke bahar miliyo” kehna :P
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¤ Teacher ke naam rakhna :D
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¤ Group Photos
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¤ Wo Homework kar ke na jaana aur Teacher ko kehna “Ma’am kiya toh tha par ghar bhul gaye” :P
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¤ Roz ki Punishment:( :P
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¤ 1 Period Pehle se”Games Period” ki excitement hona ♥
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¤ Rocking Annual days\m/
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¤ Terror Report card :(
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¤ Self Parent Signature;)
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¤ Lovable Trips ♥
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¤ Bachpan ka pehla pyaar :P
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¤ Summer Holidays ka Intezaar ;)
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¤ Farewell \m/ :D
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¤ Last Board Exam ;)
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¤ Sabse bichad jaana :(
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School Life = HEAVEN heart ♥
Kuch ajab rang se guzri he zindagi apni ,,
Dilon pe raaj kiya magr muhabbat se mehroom rahe ..
U’ll laugh,, I promise
1. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples… POINTLESS !
=D =D =D
2. A Fact: Fuck a woman and she Loves you… Love a woman and she Fucks you:
=D =D =D
3. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students lke me who wrote: ‘Pulse’ failed:
=D =D =D
4. The saddest part of a Man’s body is his Balls. They are sentenced to: Hang Till Death !
=D =D =D
5. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women’s BREASTS?
Girl: Enough to help a Man’s Boneless Thing stand up:
=D =D =D
6. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence…
A Pregnant Prostitute;
=D =D =D
7. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then.. Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!:
=D =D =D
8. If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!
=D
Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend Apne
Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai.
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“Tere Maal Ko Bol Meri bhi Setting Kara
de..”:p
Nasha Mohabbat Ka Ho Ya
Sharab Ka,
Hosh Dono Me Kho Jata Hai,
Fark Sirf Itna H Ki
Sharab Sula Deti H,
or
Mohabbat Rula Deti He.!
Sometimes I Think..
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Sometimes I Don’t..
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Aisa hi chalta hai mera toh! :p
Smallest leav applicaton..
Boy
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Dear sir,
Main nahi aaounga
Nahi aaounga
Nahi aaounga
Nahi aaounggaaaa
Thank you…
bs Nahi aunga……..
Dil main 1 dard hua us khubsurat chahre ko dekhne ke baad use kisi or ke sath dekha to dard badta gaya badta gaya badta gaya
Hamein unse ummid n thi bebafayi ki raatein gujari hain tanhai ki chehra dikhta tha unka paimane main jindagi gujar di hamne unki yaad main
wah..! Nitesh bro…bht tym bd aye or aate hi rang jama diya…
Super joke n shayries…
BUDHA: Mai tere liye chand tare tod launga
Budhiya: aap b na GAANDUO jesi bat krte ho….Danto se roti tut-ti nhi or GAND se Akhrot fodne ki bate krte ho.. :P
Hum baithe the maykhane main sharab peene ke liye magar unki yaad ne hamein sharab bhi na peene di
hieeeee….! every1 kaise ho aap sab….?
Hello nitesh bahut acchhi shayri likhi hai or joke bhi
Hamnei unse pyar kiya to hamein ye saja kyon mili ki wo hamari jindgi ke rahnuma ban gaye
Hamnei apni jindgi unke naam ker di doston ne pucha to hamnei kaha pyar isi ka naam hai
Dr. ne admin ke sir per dressing karne ke baad patti bandhi or pucha ye chot kaise lagi admin – lambi kahani hai dr- main sunna chahta hoon admin- pichle hafte meri biwi mayke gayi thi main bhi hava badalne ke liye sunday ko hotal main chala gaya mere bagal ke kamre main 1 khubsurat aurat thi raat 11 baje usne gate khatkhataya or maafi mangte hue boli ki use thand lag rahi hai agar main kuch madad kar sakun to wo aabhari rahegi maine 1 kambal de diya thodi der baad aaker usne fir wohi shikayat ki to maine use apna overcoat use de diya agle din jab main apne ghar hathode se kil thok raha tha to meri samajh main aaya ki wo aurat kya chahti thi or maine gusse main hathoda apne sir per maar liya
Hello
1 baar Pappu sehar se gaanv gaya, usne dekha kuch gaanv ke ladke Goliyaan (Goti) khel rahe the, ussey achchha laga aur wo bhi khelne laga, Bichara kabhi goti nhi khela tha isliye haar gaya, usne ladko se kaha- A meri goti de.
Gaanv k ladke- Teri Ma ka Bhosda nahi dunga ja..
Pappu bhagte hue maa k pas gaya aur pucha- Mammy, ye ma ka bhosda kya hota hai?
Mammy boli- Beta yahan gaav ke Bathroom ko ma ka bhosda kehte hain.
Dusre din fir pappu khelne gaya or haar gaya. Usne fir se bola-
A meri goti de.
Ladke- Lund le
pappu fir se mammy se pucha- ye lund kya hota h?
Mammy- Beta yahan sofe ko lund kerte h.
Tisre din fir haar gaya or bola- a meri goti de.
Ladke- Maderchod nhi dunga ja.
Pappu mammy se pucha- m ye maderchod kya hota h?
Mammy- beta yahan Rishte daar ko maderchod kehte h.
Chauthe din fir haar gaya or bola- A meri goti de.
Ladke- Jhaat le.
Pappu fir se mammy se- M ye jhaat kya hota h?
Mammy Sevai bana rhi thi boli- beta yahan sevai ko jhaate kehte h.
Itna sun kar pappu jaise hi bahar aaya tabhi uska MAMA uske ghar par aaya.
PAPPU- Aao Aao Maderchod, Lund pe baitho, Papa Maa ke Bhosde me ghuse hain, or Mammy Taza Taza Jhaate bana rahi hai.. KHA LENA TO JANA.
Wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi,
Unse milne ki aarzoo mera sukun tabaah kar gayi,
Aahat hui to socha asar duaa kar gayi,
Darwaza khola toh dekha Mazak hawa kar gayi.
Nitesh bro tumhari shayri jabardust aur ek dum faadu hai.
great shers by lalit mangala and nitesh