Girlfriend Ke Saath Kya Kar Raha Tha

Views: 32,653 - Posted on 30 Mar 2012

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath,

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De Tacatac… Tacatac…

De Tacatac… Tacatac…

Salo Tennis Khel Raha Tha, Jaruri Nahi Har Jagha Sex Hi Kare.

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Hindi Version

लड़का अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ,

कमरे के अन्दर,

टेबल के ऊपर,

पंखे के नीचे,

दे टकाटक... टकाटक...

दे टकाटक... टकाटक...

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25 Responses to "Girlfriend Ke Saath Kya Kar Raha Tha"

  1. Sujeet says:

    Duble meaning ki had ho gai…..
    heheheheheheehehehehehehehehe……..

  2. sonam says:

    Humesa galaT ap hi sochte ho………..

  3. Dhiraj*(Vanished ) says:

    …duniya ki sabse badi sacchai….
    ..agar kisi ladke ki koi friend girl ho to..use ladka.DEAR,MY XYZ,XYZ,MY SWEET,MY CUTE,but no sis sis sis!!…bolega….agar wanhi ladka ho to..use only BRO BRO BRO…NOW YOU GO..THANX!!why????????????????????????????
    ……..good morning!!!

  4. deepak says:

    Mene kal ek jhalak zindgi ko dekha, wo meri rah me gunguna rhi thi…
    Mene dhundha use idhr udhr, wo ankh micholi kr muskura rhi thi…
    Ek arse k bad aya mujhe karar, wo sehala k mujhe sula rhi thi…
    Hm dono kyu kafa h ek dusre se, me use or wo mujhe bta rhi thi…..
    Maine pucha tumne mujhe ye dard kyu diya….
    .
    .
    .
    Usne kaha zindgi hu me….Me to bs Tumhe ”JINA” sikha rhi thi…

  5. Dhiraj*(Vanished ) says:

    …aajkl to bhai behan..hath pakad le..log boltein jamana bada khrab ho gya hai…
    ..pata nhi aise log kanha se paida hote hai…mujhe to kisi ladki se baat kr dekh le..bolenge..jamana khrab ho gya hai…mujhe to lgta hai aise logo ko mindsetdisorder hai…

  6. deleted says:

    Sale Tharki admin tu galat sochta h…..

  7. Dhiraj*(Vanished ) says:

    baap:beta acchi ladki hai..shaadi kr le..
    beta:no nahi
    baap:bahut sundar hai beta laakho mein ek hai.
    beta:no nahi
    baap:bahut intelligent hai uske papa bahut bade aadmin hain
    beta:no nahi
    baap:beta woh behad gudwaan hai..kismat se mili hai shaadi kr le..
    beta:no nahi
    baap:(gussa ho jata hai)..ja gand marwa
    beta:khusi se ucchal jata hai..aur pucchta hai..papa ladka kon hai:)
    baap:(behosh hoke gir jata hai)heyy rammmmmmmmm.

  8. Dhiraj*(Vanished ) says:

    ….but deletd sacchayi yeh hai.ki.ek baar to sex ki aashanka aadmin mann mein rakhega…basharte woh uss amuk insaan pe uska vishwash kitna hai…saari cheeje vishwash pe tiki hoti hain…yeh sabke najariye aur vishwash ka fark hota hai..jo hum aise waise soch banaate hain ya paal lete hain..woh khud ka dimagi star aur dusre k aachran aur vyawahar pe tika hota hai..tc
    ……goodbeforenoon…..

  9. Dhiraj*(Vanished ) says:

    …4 jay n samir
    ..tum dono ne itna pyaar diya mujhe..
    ..uss pyaar ko meine apne pass rakh lia..
    ..diye ki tarah jo sada jalta rahega ..
    ..tumhe meine yaad nhi kia..yeh sach hai.
    ..lekin mujhe yakin hai..tumne mujhe hardum pyaar kia aur khoya.
    ..bhale tum kho ya naa kho..lekin uss dil ki awaaz ko meine soon lia.
    ..koi frk nhi padta..tum meri zindagi mein dubara lauto ya nhi..
    ..lekin tum dono ki pyaar k lehro ko..mein har pal mehsus kia..
    ..sachhai yeh nhi..ki tum dono mujhse door ho..
    ..sach yeh hai..ki tumne mujhe dil mein rakha..aur meine tumhe.
    ..sachhai yeh nhi ki hum badal jaenge..
    ..sach yeh hai ki..hum wahi rahenge..lekin humara pyaar..badd jaega
    …..GOOD AFTERNOON…

    • Samir says:

      Mera pyara vanished
      muaaaaaaaaah,,muaaaaaaaaah
      muaaaaaah muaaaaah muaaaah,
      tere ish pyar bhare andaj ne mujhe cmnt karne k liye majbur kr diya re,,MUAAAAAAh meri lajbanti,
      dhiru aaj rat milna tumhe kuch dikhana tha aur 1 anokha ehsas krbana tha,,,,
      ,
      JAY tu kya sonchne lga yar ,,hehehe
      jyada udas mt ho
      Anuj jay pr kuch dhyan diya kr

      JPR

      • Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Samir Abe Ab Tu Bhi Nai Aata Yaar.. . Ab Kam Se Kam Tu Aaya Kar.. Mann Laga Rahta Hai. Teri Khaniya, Teri Shayri Jo Panchhi Pe Hua Karti Tha, Mujhe Ab Bhi Achhi Lagti Hain.. I’m Missing Those Day Yaara.

        Dhiraj Aap Ke Comment Pe Kahne Ko Kuchh Bachta Hi Nai.. Behad Jabardast Ehasas Hai Wo Jise Shabdo Mein Bandhana Mushkil Hai…You Can Understand Me And My Feeling.
        Iss Baar John Karter 3D Me Dekhenge..

  10. naina says:

    jo jesa sochta h , wo sochta h ki doosre bhi aisa hi sochte hoge :P , bt hmaara mind itna dirty nhi h ;)
    and dhiraj ye tumhara bro wala q na bilkul correct h , infact mne apne bhut frnds se pocha is bare me…………….. tum hi answer de do dear

  11. yogi says:

    deepak bhai kya baat hai bhut khoob tumhare is shayari ne mere dil ko bhut thandak di hai bhut khoob

  12. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    **GØØD ÂFTÊRÑÕØÑ FRÈÑÐ$**
    Dosto (priya admin jay sonam naina deepak dhiraj deleted kashish l-mangla anuj wanted rashi.. & dear all frndz..) kaise hai ap sub…??? Kya chal rha hai life me… Sub acha to hai na….dosto..???

  13. Dhiraj*(Vanished ) says:

    :).. Dear naina mein tumhare q ka ans dene ki koshish krta hoon..
    1.opposite sex se behad attachtment hone ki wajah se
    2.same sex love affection phobia ..
    3.society nd country effect
    4.ajeeb lagne ki wajah se..
    5.uske personal mindset n expirience towards same sex
    6.uske aas paas ka enviorment aur woh kin logo k beech rhta hai..
    …..jaisa ki humare school pledge mein sikhya jata..INDIA IS OUR COUNTRY N ALL INDIANS ARE MY BRO N SIS…(note: yeh jo line hai..”india is my…sis”..yeh deshbhakti najrie se likhi gyi hain..not sexual najarie se)
    but iske alawa humare khud k adhikaar hain ..
    ki hum naam se bulae ya bro ya sis xyz se…
    ..but bulane wala bhi do mindset k hote hain..
    ek same sex phobic..aur dusra respective najariye se..
    aur bhi kai wajh ho skti hongi..tc!!

  14. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Iss Site Pe Poori Ek Nayi Genration Aa Chuki Hai.. But Dhiraj Aaj Bhi Iss Sites Pe Hain… Dhiraj Itni Energy Kaha Se Laate Ho Bhai?

  15. devendr says:

    per sex karte waqt टकाटक… टकाटक… ki aawaz nahi aati

    balki pch… pch… ki aawaz ati h hehehehehe

    really maine BF mai dekha tha hehehehehehe

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