Girlfriend Ki Feelings Jagao

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Comments to "Girlfriend Ki Feelings Jagao"

15 Responses to "Girlfriend Ki Feelings Jagao"

  1. viru says:

    @Savita, shadi se pehle pita ka nam aur shadi k baad pati ka nam use karti hai… OK
    Ab ap hume ye batao..
    Woh kya hai…jo
    Ladki shadi k bad pati ko b deti hai aur baki sasural wale ko b deti hai
    Pati ka b leti hai aur padosi ka leti hai?
    Pls reply soon,

    @Panchhi, hu to BPL karu 6u.
    BPL bole to Baapa na Paise Lila laher,
    Have tu bol… tu su kare 6?

    @Rashii, ap B.ed kar rahi ho. Right, good v.good.
    After completed her BA,
    Meri gf ka msg aaya,
    "Daddy, mei Bed admission lena chahati, kya karu?"
    I replied her-
    Tu muze B.ed k admission k liye puchh rahi ya BED mai admission k liye puchh rahi hai, pagli, agar B.ed mai jana hai to tere daddy se aur BED me aana hai to muze puchh le."
    Kyu ki usne B aur ed k bich me dot nahi rakha tha, so mai ne puchh liya.

    @Mausam, kya bat hai dost no cmt today? Sab thik to hai na?
    @Heartbeat, mai b ekdum mast hu yaar, apna to yahi fanda hai
    "mast ram masti mai
    aag lage basti mai"
    @Matrix, when will u relies matrix part 3? We all r waiting.
    @Pyare Mohan, kya aap hindi ki tution lete ho? Kyu ki aap ki hindi bahut badhiya hai, app dusre ki galti turant pakad lete hai.

    • Cobra says:

      bhai pyare mohan ladkiyon ko impress kar raha hai, tu wrong way me kyon ghus raha hai.

      eti sidham

    • Heartbeat says:

      Viru bhai kaise ho aur tumhare Q: ka Ans: hai phone number Ab tum log mere question ka answer do wo kya cheez hai jo ek aurat apne pati ko b deti hai sasur ko b deti hai aur paadoos me b deti hai

    • savita says:

      viruji
      Ladki shadi k bad pati ko pyar deti hai aur baki sasural wale ko b pyar deti hai
      Pati ka pyar leti hai aur padosi ka v pyar hi leti hai?
      ek Ladki ko uske sasural mai pyar aur samman mile tau usse jyada khusnaseeb koi nahi hota tau mai kam se kam yahan apne sabhi doston se ummid karti hun ki vo apni-2 dulhan ko bahut-2 khus rakhenge aur dusron ki dulhan ki chinta nahi karenge hehe.
      tc 2 all

      • pyare mohan says:

        savita ji namaste ,kripya meri ek saval hal karne main sahayata kijiye

        saval hai-matar aur tamater ke alava aisi ek sabji aur batao jiske bad main ya peechhe "ter" shabd aaye.

      • savita says:

        namaste Mohanji
        I think chakotar(kind of a big lemon)
        kya mai sahi hun koi aur ho tau batana.
        kisi aur State n nation mai koi aur naam ho sakta hai.

      • pyare mohan says:

        savita ji neembu fal hai sabji nahin.kripya sahi utter khojne ki koshish kare kyoki iski muje jarurat hai.kripya madad karen

      • kissna says:

        good thinking savita bt dt nt necessary dt every body think acc. to you get it and where r u nw days

      • raheesh patel says:

        sabita ji aap ne to gagar me sagar bhar diya

    • pyare mohan says:

      dhanywad veeru ji,main hindi ka nahin English ka adhyapak hun .aur hindi hamari matra bhasha hai,usme kamee theek nahin lagati hai.

    • Panchhi says:

      Hey viru hu BPAL karu 6u ..bapa na paise arts ma lila laher… @psyco me kya btau tme sb pta h hai … @savita ji kisne kaha k patni sasural valo ko b pyar deti hai? Aesi ranchandi bahue v hoti hai jo sasural walo ka jina haram kar deti hai…

      • PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ panchhi main to bahut kuch samajh skta hu , bt uske v kuch condition hote hai na 1

      • Mausam says:

        Panchhi ji maine aapka ye comment padhaa lekin aapke muh se sun ke acharaj hua ki ye aap kah rhi hain ki koi koi ladki ranchandii bhi hotee he,waise har ladki yahee kahtee he ki bhaiyaa ko bhabhi sahi nhi milii he aur mujhe saas aur nanad sahi nhi mili he,

        sahi kahaa na maine?

        lekin koi bhi ladkii bina apne mayke walo ki shah ke Ranchandi nhi ban saktee he ye mene dekhaa he.

        main aapko ek joke sunaata hoon-

        ek budhiyaa ke 1 ladkaa aur 1 ladki the,

        dono ki shaadee ho chuki thi,

        ek din us budhiyaa ki 1 frnd ne us se poochha- ki ab to tere dono bachcho ki shaadi ho gayee kaise hain dono?

        Budhiyaa boli-Meri beti ko to bahut achchaa ghar aur pati bhi bahut achchha mila he,meri beti ko palko pe rakhtaa he,subah bed tea bana ke deta he,break fast bana ke deta he,jaara sa sar me dard bhi ho jaaye to sar kya haath per bhi daba deta he.

        Budhiya ki frnd-Aur teri bahu kaisi he?

        Budhiya-Mere bete ka to bhagya hi kharaab he,bahu aisee kalmuhe aayee he ki ladke pe to pata nhi kaisaa jadu kar diyaa he,subah shaam usee ke aage peechhe ghumtaa rahtaa he.uske liye chay banaani padti he ,naastaa bhi banaana padtaa he,haath pair bhi dabaane padte hain.

    • Mausam says:

      Viru bhai sab theek hai,dont worry main aaj aagayaa

      hahahah joke achchha he

      yaar mujhe bhi kuchh yaad aagayaa iss joke ko padh kar-likh rhaa hoon-

      Boobs dabaao to Haath laal

      Pappy lo to Lips laal,

      Chut maaro to Lund laal,

      Pakde gaye to Gaand laal,

      Bach gaye to Zhule laal.

  2. Cobra says:

    bilkul mast jock hai.
    par experiance ki kami ke chalte thoda problem hai.
    admin sir thanks, padkrar achha mahsus hua, main bhi ladki pata kar mahsus karunga.