Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Kaisi Manaye

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Manane Ke Liye Ek Sher Sunaya

Jubaan Pe Jab Bhi Naam Tera Aata Hai,

Ye Haath Mere Niche Chala Jaata Hai,

Tumhe Paane Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jaunga,

Ek Baar Karne De Warna Hila Hila Ke Mar Jaunga.

Must Read Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab
 24 Jun 2011  34 Comments  129,170

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Juban Pe Jb B Tera Nam Ata Hai, Ye Hath Niche Chala Jaata Hai, Tumhe Paae K Liye Kuch Bhi Kr Jaunga, Ek Bar Karne De Warna Hila Hila Ke Mar Jaunga.

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  34 Comments

    1. pankaj says:

      hi, milllllky booobs, per yaaar yeh kaisa naaam hai, matlabbb teri body me sirf boooobs hi booobs hai…??? fir yaaar baaaki saare kaam kaise hote hai. frnd milk ki badi shortage hai, ise aise sabke saaamne mat rakho koi pee jayega he he he

  1. savita says:

    very nice

    Sameerji hum bilkul theek hain, magar humare office mai june month mai workload bahut hota hai, u know tourism job.

    but now i hv few time.

    Aap sabhi logon se jyada mai aap sabhi ko bahut-2 miss kar rahi thi.

    Panchhi,rashi,divya,jay,pankaj,matrix aur baaki sabhi pyare doston ke mazedaar comment padkar bahut maza aa raha hai.

    sameerji site aur bhi jyada attractive lag rahi hai.

    take care 2all

    1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      h! savita………..H r UUUuu.?

      Dear agr time hai………to hm hai

      or bolo kahan se ho.?(if want to tell)

    1. pankaj says:

      are bhai yeh shayri nahi hai, admin ki aaap biti hai, iski GF tab tak nahi deti, jab tak ye hilaye nahi….he he he

  2. pyare mohan says:

    very nice.

    site ke god father admin ji ko pyare mohan ka pyar bhara namaskar ,kaise ho bhai?

    @panchhi ji namaste kaisi hai aap?

    @jay ji kaise ho ?

    @veeru ji kahan ho yar kya tumhara laptop fir aapke bhatije ne le liya kya?

    @rashii ji admin ji ko manane ke liye ek sundar sa lekin madhur sa geet suna do baat ban jayegi.

    @banjara ji kahan ho kya koi banjaran mill gayi hai ?

    @matrix ji kaise ho?

    @hamari khoi hui sathi savita ji kahan ho chand ke to darshan id per ho jate hain lekin aap to …………………

    @@aur mere sabhi sathi jinke main naam bhul gaya hun,sab aapne hal chal jarur batayen

    1. Panchhi says:

      Pyare mohan ji me bilkul thik hu aur ap kese ho?aur kaha busy rehte ho ajkl? rchool pura din to ni chalta

    1. pankaj says:

      wo to theek hai shivendr baabu, per jab ye ldkiya im atychr karti hai to,saali dene ki to baat door , haaath firwane ke liye bhi , pure month ki salary saaaf karwa deti hai… kuch samjhe…???

      1. Shivendra says:

        Pankaj lagta hai tmhara pala sirf callgirl type gals se pada hai isiliye tm aisa bol rhe ho. Agr tm puri salery gals pe kharch kr dete ho to apna jeevan yapan krne k liye paise kaha se laate ho.

      2. pankaj says:

        shivendr, call girl wo hoti hai, chudwati hai aur paise leti hai, girlfrnd wo hoti hai jo paise leti nahi hai but kharch karwati hai , fir bhi nakhre dikh-2 ke deti hai,…

        he he he, tumhari wali kaisi hai…????

  3. shri muthmar ji says:

    Hilane se to maza aata ha ma to roj hilata hu muje to kuch nai hua. Bhagwan agar hilane se koi mar jata to gf jarur man jati. Wat think obout this?

  4. viren says:

    chodumal ji avval darje ke shayar hai…unka bas chale to gALIB ko bi apna shagird bana le…

  5. Sophie says:

    Wow…. kya mast idea hai…. lekin mujhe dekh ke toh ladke….. aise hi waste hote hai.. haath bhi lagane ki jaroorat nahin hoti…..

  6. tinku says:

    ye hai kya tm sb kis baat par cmmt kar rhe ho mjhe toh sjh hi nai aaya jo km se liye ye open kiya wo toh hua hi nai huhhhhh

  7. yogi says:

    me ri gf to hilane hi nahi deti roz.col time me mere sath room me …….krti hai. Ab kya krti hai wo nahi btawuga….