Girl’s Names Meaning in Non Veg

Muskan – Jo Muska Muska Ke Lund Le
Aarti – Jo Roj Choot Ki Aarti Utare
Priya – Jo Apne Kisi Priye Ko Choot De
Sugandha – Jo Sungh Sungh Ke Gaand Chaate
Divya – Jo Divya Lund Le
Harleen – Jo Har Lund Mein Leen Ho Jaye
Rukhsaar – Jo Ruk Ruk Ke Lund Le
Kamini – Jo Kamukta Se Lund Le
Seema – Jo Sari Seemayein Tod Ke Lund Le
Khushi – Jo Khushi Se Choot De
Pinki – Jiski Choot Gulabi Ho
Sapna – Jo Sapno Mein Lund Le
Bharti -  Jisko Pura Bharat Lund De
Sandhya – Jo Shaam Ko Choot De
Sangeeta – Jo Music Sunte Hue Choot De
Pooja – Jo Lund Ki Hi Puja Kare
Guddi – Jo Gaadi Mein Chude
Sunaina – Jo Aankhein Khol Ke Lund Choose
Jyoti – Jo Andhere Mein Choot Dene Se Dare
Shamika – Sharmaye Bina Lund Le
Ekta – Jo Kayi Lund Ek Saath Le
Aastha – Jiski Sirf Ek Hi Lund Mein Trust Ho
Aisha – Jo Aisa Vaisa Lund Na Le
Aiswarya – Jo Sirf Ameer Bando Ka Hi Lund Le
Anamika – Jo Middle Finger Apni Choot Mein De

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  1. Prem says:

    Sameer, sorry ye thik nahin hai. kam se kam yahana pe jo log aate hain unka to izzat rehna chahiye. Apne hi friend logon ke bare main aisa nahin likhna chahiye. Every one should have her own respect…………..

      1. Rosy says:

        @wild, tu beta apne kaam se kaam rakh.. Main kya karti hu, kya ni..u dn nid 2 thnk abt it… Agli baar soch samj kar cmnt kariyo, esp. Rosy par

      2. raj says:

        Rosy me janta hu kyon tum wild se naraj hui,thik kiya bhala tumhara naam ka sahi meaning v nahi nikal sakta hai, mein batata hu, Rosy – matlab gulab si najuk aur gulabi ch**t jo tumhare pass hai hamare liye thik kaha na…

      3. Rosy says:

        @raj, yes dear..sirf u ne he mere naam ka sai matlab bataya.. M vry hapy..thnk u so much honey..

        Saale ek thappad padega na toh sab thik ho jayega.. Khub aaya h mtlb nikalne wala..huh!

  2. VEER says:

    Hello admin,

    Plz delete this joke, For" bharati its written as jisko pura bharat land de". Common man we are indians are how can can u do such a cheap joke on bhart matha. shamefull

    1. Admin says:

      Veer aggree with you.. but maa baap ko nahi sochte ki jab unki beti jiska naam Bharti hai uski shadi hogi to uska pati roj uske sath sex karega…. tab bhi to bharat ke saath sex hoga na

      1. Admin says:

        Thanku u raj bhai. Vese aajkal sardiya hai fan to koi chalata nahi tum heater ban jao kuch hamare kaam to aaoge

      2. Raj says:

        admin ji waise mein sab k liye heater hu aur wo v water hitter bas sirf aap k liye fan hu mein is site se anjan tha tabhi to zindagi bore ho gayi thi bt ab dekhna kaise mein sabki ………

      3. Admin says:

        Raj ji hehehe fan ko thoda sa kam speed pe chalao thand lagti hai mujhe… sardiya hai na
        Thanks for liking our site… mera maksad yahi hai ki aap log huste raho maje karte raho.. khush raho
        jindagi jeeni hi hai har haal mein to udas ya rone ki jagha hass ke jiyo na..

  3. manish says:

    oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mera joke publish ho gaya..

  4. divya says:

    Admin ji iss site pe aapne or kisi ke naam ka Non Veg Meaning nhi bataya to mere naam ka hi kyu non veg meening bataya ADMIN ji kyu kyu kyu kyu kyu kyu kyu

    1. Admin says:

      Mene nahi Bataya Divya.. Manish ne ye joke send kiya thha usmein ye naam thha.. if you want to mein isko remove kar deta hun

      1. manish says:

        arey divya kisne kaha ki main chidta hun tumhare naam se…..wat a sweet name u hav….divya….means jo apne ap mein divya hai,jiska comparison kisi se nahi ho sakta…

  5. Prem says:

    Sameer, Ye thik nahin hai. Jo log yahna pe aate hain, unka hi mazak banaya gaya hai. Everyone should have her own respect.

    1. Admin says:

      Prem Bhai… Please jokes ko jokes ki tarha treat karo… Mene jokes mein nam kya dal diya tum mere pe chadd gaye yaar baki ke log jo ek dusre ko galiya dete hai vo
      Roj ke 100+ comments mein delete karta hun jismein ladkiyo aur ladke ko galiya dete hai users… mene to fir bhi ek fun ke liye esa kiya…
      Pls jokes ko dil pe lena hai to mein jokes nahi dala karunga.. Main jokes dalta hun hasane ke liye tension dene ke liye nahi

      1. Prem says:

        Sameer agar mera baat tumhe bura laga hai to i am very sorry. Tumhare jokes ka main bada fan hoon par tumhi soch individual nam ka istarah meaning banana, thoda khrab lagta hai. Agar mera comment se tum hurt hua ho, to please mujhe maff kar dena. You r a nice guy. I AM SORRY.

      2. Admin says:

        Prem yaar esa mat bolo main kyu naraj hounga yaar.. main bas itna janta hun ki enjoy karo yaar…. Jokes main tum logo ke liye hi likhta hu… so inko dil pe mat liya karo na…

  6. Jackson says:

    नोन वेज जोक के हमसफर दोस्तो, आप साब को मेरा प्यार भरा सलाम !!!!

    मैं इस साइट पे नया हूं !!

    आप मे से कोई देवनागरी स्क्रिप्ट मैं कॉमेंट करना चाहता हो तो आगे की साइट पर जा सकते हो – specials.msn.co.in/lit

  7. pia says:

    bap re aise matlab hote haito koi bhi ye nam rakhe apni betiyo ka

    ek bat batao sameer ladkiyo ke nam aur uske matlab bol diye to ladko ke nahi bologe kya

    ye na insafi hai

    aur ha aage se main kisi ko bhi in namo se nahi pukarungi

    1. Admin says:

      Heheh Pia ji sorry aapke naam ka matlab dalna bhul gaya but next time new version mein top pe dalunga hehehe aur ladko ke naam ki list send kar do friends unke uper bhi ban jayega

    2. wild says:

      PIA BAHUT PYARA NAME HAI MATLAB EK DUM DIL SE NIKLA HUA APNI MEHBOOBA KE LIYE JISE INSAAN DUNIYA MAIN APNI JAAN SE JADA PYAAR KARE HAI NA PIA AAM I RIGHT

  8. ahsaam says:

    bipasha…jo sirf john ka le

    rani…jo sirf director's ka le

    priety …jo aajkal uske ke liye bheek maange

    shilpa… jo sirf billionaire's ka le

    shamita …jo shilpa se bach jaye jo uska le

    deepika…jo baap ka aur bete mallya ka

    priyanka…jo har co-star ka

    aishwarya…jo hindu, muslim,sikh aur eisayee ka le

    aarti chabaria…jo this one is hatke kahkar le

    kim sharma…jo foreiner's ka le

    neha dhupia…jo saare kapde utaar kar le

    vidya balan…jo saare kapde pahan kar le

    mallika….jo hisss hisss karti hui le

    rakhi sawant…jo pukaar pukaar kar ke le

    koina mitra..jo dance kar kar ke le

    amisha patel….jo tadap tadap ke le

    riya sen…jo sirf camera ke saamne le

    raima sen…jo sirf bengali ka le

    malaika arora…jo sirf badnaam l**d le

    easha deol…jo bhi mummy (hema malini) bole uska le

    easha kopikar…jo khallas karke ke le

    ayesha takia….jo sirf muslims ka le

    amrita rao… jo aam aadmi ke le

    kangana ranaut…jo tragedy mein le pi pi kar

    celina jaitley…jo gay's ka le

    genelia D.souza….jo sirf south ka le aur bollywood ka try kare

    sameera reddy…jo apni tangey dikha dikha ke le

    sushmita sen …jo adopted l***d le

    jiah khan….jo budhon ka le

    laara dutta……jo sportswalo ka le

    amrita arora…..jo sirf cricketer's ka le

    frieda pinto….jo sirf hollywood ka le

    antra mali aur urmila…jo sirf ramgopal varma ka le

    sonam kapoor….jo teenager's ka le

    tanushree dutta…jo har kaala l**d le

    kareena kapoor….jo ek hi l**d 4-5 saal tak le phir change kare,

    aur finally

    katrina kaif…jo sab ke le lekin bole ke we are just frenzzzzzzzzzzz….hehe

  9. ahsaam says:

    admin thnxx for the reply….unka naam unke kaam se jaana jaata hai isiliye aisa likha….warna kya koi aam ladki ko koi jaanta hai kya…isliye yehi unke naam ka matlab hai….hehehe

  10. manish says:

    arey divya yaar jokes ko jokes ki tarah lo na…..tum use agar apne pe impliment karoge to bura to lagega hi na….

  11. Rukhsana says:

    Hai aap logo me se koi aisa jo mere naam ka bhi create kare.

    Divya to machis ki Dibya hai jo har waqt jalti rehti hai.

    Ab to aap log samajh hi gaye honge.

    1. ahsaam says:

      main bata deta hoon rukhsana…tumhare naam ka matlab hai…sex ke douran jo ruk-ruk kar l**d le uska matlab rukhsana…hehe

  12. Eric says:

    Hey guys whats going on?? looks like a cool site with nice blogs… well jokes published on this site is very cool

  13. Dhiraj:TheBoysLove says:

    main to kisi ladki ko nahi dunga..kyonki all girls my sisters nd boys not everybody only cute hot awesome handsome jise dekh k body mein current run kar jaye use.hehe

  14. anjali says:

    hye… SOHAIL

    yarr maine shi kaha h kbhi wild kuch name nikalta h to kbhi manish..

    bt yarrr m shi btao mujhe yh sb psand ni h ki koi mera name aise discribe kre..

  15. prit says:

    haan yaar wild kya karte ho pahle to 10 rupye deker Anjali se pappi ka waada karte ho aur fir uski dukaan loot lete ho thats not fare

    kyounki,,,,,,,,

    dukan ki kimat 50 rs hai,,,,,,,,hahahahahahah

  16. Rosy says:

    @admin..hehe..baal bache toh u k hain..so u ko betr pata hoga na…meri taraf se ek hug de dena apne cuty cuty babies ko…

    1. Admin says:

      Haan par vo apni maa ko miss kar rahe hai

      Rosy ab unko aur mamta ke liye mat taraso aa jao na… mujh se baat tak na karna par bacho ko to ese na tadpao.. hehehe mere se to vo ab doodh bhi nahi peete (Botal Wala)

      1. Rosy says:

        @admin, hey bhagwan..u k bache toh bilkul u k jaise hain..avi se bigad gaye..i cn undrstnd..company matters! N dn wry, maine newspaper me ad de diya h..maid wantd..gals hving name,mamta cn only apply..or wo dudh v pilayegi (botl wala)..lolz

      2. Admin says:

        Rosy mene news paper wali cutting bacho ko padayi hai par vo kahte hai ki mummy ko bulao or tumhari photo nikal ke mujhe dedi. Mene kaha ki maids mill jayengi par rone lag gaye oi unko milk shake hi chahiye vo b mummy wala. Btao ab main kya karu

      3. Rosy says:

        @admin, ab main kya karu matlab? Newspapr cutting dikhani thi na, hero banke…ab bhugto… Waise i cn stil help u, wo aanchal wali, sar dhak kar rakhne wali hoti h na, waisi maid le aao..wt an idea ma'am jee:)

    1. Rosy says:

      @ayush, wow! Kitni new baat kahi h.. M impresd, tumhari intelligence se…bakwaas! Tis is ur 1st negtv cmnt on me.. Make it d last

  17. DHIRAJ says:

    Mujhe to lunndnchoot ka matlab pichle saal hi pata chala..mein pehle lun ko mainpoint kahta tha aur choot ko to admin ki site se pata chala vase iske english version dimag mein thhe vagina….ab mera opera 4. opera 3. k saath honeymoon bana k aagaya hai ab meri baari hogi..hehe.

  18. lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha kya defination di hai naamo ki mukta- jo her jhanjhat se mukt hoker chudwaye shreya- jo 10 inch lund ko apni chut main lene ka shray prapt kare megha- jo bade pyar se apni chut rupi megh se pani barsaye