Goli To Biwi Ko Marni Chahiye Thhi
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Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“
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Aap or users ki jodi kabhi na tutey,
khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthey,
Yuhi ek hoker ap zindagi bitaye,
ki aap or users se khushiyo ka ek pal bhi na chuutey
HAPPY ANNIVESARY
bye
Thanks & Welcome Back :)
Bin Tere Adhuri Hai Ye Happy Anniversary Hamari
Aa Bhi Ja Tu Ab Laut Ke, Kya Jaan Hi Legi Hamari
many many happy returns of the day@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Aaj Khuda se Mangi khusiya to Jindgi de diya,
Andheri es Nonveg Site par Phir se Roshni de diya,
Khuda se pucha kya haseen tohfa hai Aaj mere liye,
To jawab me usne Rashhi ji ka pyar hume Vapash de diya.
*@*@*@*@*@* HAPPY ANNIVESARY *@*@*@*@*@*
@@**@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@**@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@@
hahaha…well joke.
nice joke. hello jay sameer admin pankaj heartbeat bheemraj ji aap sab kaise ho reply is must.aur is site ki sabhi ladkiya panchhi divya maansi raashii kahaan he . hyeall of u . god bless u
Hi Rakhi ji,
Aaj hum logo ke baarey mat puchiye ki kaise hai. Aaj to humari Khushi ka Thikana hi nahi hai. Aaj hum bahut khush hai kyuki Aaj ka din humarey liye Double khushiya laaya hai.
khush raho hamesha aise hi haste muskuraate raho and hw r u jay is it jai
Dekh yar rakhi
mera nam is trh likha kr tabhi m tujhe reply dunga
,,SAMIR,,
otherwise nhi dunga
aur btao tum dubai kb ja rhi ho
JPR
hello samir hw r u aur mera passport next week tak aa jaayega fir shaayad rohit mera dubai ka ticket book karwa denge . and all frend hw r u .
Hi Rakhi gud am. i m 5n n u ??
Tum dubai kyu jaa rahi ho ??? Kya Dubai me India se jyada Accha lagata hai ?????
Hi Rakhi how are you.kya tum mujhse dosti karogi….
hehehehehehe must joke hai
@jay,..main tumhein,admin,samir,panky,prince,anuj aur baki ladko ko khona nahi chahta….
aur woh madarchod biwi aur haram ka pilla pati kon hai..
abi jaake dono ko narak bhejta hoon…
Tu yamdoot hai kya ? ?
Bhaiya yamdoot hi samajh lo, Bach ke rahiyo…..
Dekho, dekho,
Ungli Dhiraj ki gaand mai ki aur aawaz Jay ke muh se aaya.
Frnds, its call true love
Thnx Pintu bro. tumne to humari Frndship ki filling ko samjha. 3-4 frnds ko chorkar Baki Bhosari ke gandu hai jinke gand me hamesha khujali hi hoti rahti hai. Uske alawa we aur kuch soch hi nahi saktey hai.
hehehe admin yhe dost mile the kya doshti kr ne ke liya good jokes
hahahahahahahahahahaha, maja aagya yar , badia joke tha bhai
hmmmm Jaan bachi to Lakho milengi………
.Hahaahaaa….nice joke… Hello all friends how r u.
haha santa ki bv ser pe sawa ser nikli aur wo santa ka dost kaun tha? Kahi ye jay to nhi hehe jiski pol admin ne khol di
nop dear, ye apna sameer hai.
Babaji aapke sath aisa na ho..aap b gusse par kabu rakha karo…heheheheee…
*** HAPPY BIRTHDAY ***
Dosto Aaj Aapni Nonveg Site ka Birthday hai. jo Humarey liye Khushi ka din hai.
So Aawo Hum sabhi Nonvegi frnds ek Sath Milkar Rab se Duwa karey ki Ye Kaamyabi aur Lokpriyata ki etani unchi Bulandiyo par Pahuch jaaye ki Dushmano ki Dekhtey hi Gand Phaat ke Haath me aa jaaye Aur un Salo ki Dubara edhar dekhne ki Himmat na ho.
Aur Es Nonvegi Site ke Janam Daata Aur esko es Lokpriyata ke Mukam par laane wale Sameer Bhai ke khushi aur Sukhi hone ki Rab se duwa karety huye Mai unke Baare me bhi 2 sabbad (words) kahna chahunga ki Wo Purush nahi hai, Balki wo to Mahapurush hai.
Esiliye Aaj mai Apne Sabhi Nonvegpur Washiyo ke Saamne ye Vaada karta hun kee_________
Sameer tu dost hai mera tujh pe jaan waar Dunga,
Magar zyada uchlay ga to TERI g*and mar Dunga.
Tu dikhta hai accha,
Tu likhta hai accha,
Tu Bolta hai accha,
Tu Larta bhi hai
accha.
Tujh se jo panga lega us ki to mai Gand pharDunga,
Magar zayda uchlay ga tu, to teri g*and marDunga.
Tu mang le jaan,
Tu mang le Aan,
Larki ka number ho
Ya randi ki gand,
Tere liye sab tere dar pe utarDunga
Magar zyada uchley ga to teri g*and maar dunga…:-)
Hmm dhanaya wad aap sab logo ka…
bas itni dua karo ki hamesha logo ko hasata rahu aur ache ache jokes banata rahu.
Jay tere liye jawabi sher:
janta hun bhai, jyada uchlunga to tu meri gand mar dega
par itna janta hun akhir bhai hai gand marwa ke hi jayega
Yaar Admin,
Tu saccha hai apne Mann pe,
Tu izzatdar hai apne Fun pe,
Tu smart hai apne Badan pe,
Tu zaheen hai apne Bharam pe,
Ladkiya marti hai teri Shaan pe,
Mai Marta hun teri Chikani Gand pe.
Lekin
Tu jo bhi hai…
Charh Mere LUND pe!
Ab mai teri G*and ke chakkar me Nahi padunga kyuki Log Paani se Haath dhotey hai aur Mai Apni G*and se hi Haath dhoo baithunga………….hehehe
hmmmmm
haan sahi jawaab diya admin ji aapne
Rakhi ji Aapko jab ye Bhai ka Jawaab pasand aa gaya to mai ab Bhai ke jawaab ka jawaab hi nahi dunga.
nonveg
jab apka janam hua baadal fata
adbhut roshni huyi
bhagwaan khud sab k saamne prakat hua aur bole
sorry 4 da mistak kindly adjust plz…!
happy birthday
phool khitlte rahein zindgi ki raah mein hansi chamakti rahe
appki nigaah mein kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahar aapko dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko*janm din ki hardik shubh kaamnaayein
Wah!! Bheemraj ji wah!!!
Aur bhai sunaye aap kaise hai?? Aapke comments mujhe bahut acche lagtey hai, Mai aapke comments jarur padta hun.
Han b jay
tuhi to eklauta h jise bhimraj ka luna chusne m bada mja aata h,,
kBHI MERA luna CHUS k dekh bada maja aayega aut sath m tujhe
amul se v jyada tasty samir ka makhan free m milega
kyun b kya sochne laga
JPR
Nonveg site ko meri aur se
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Ye Shayari Is Site ke Sabhi Friends ke lye
Hakikat jan lo juda hone se pahle,
Meri soon lo apni sunane se pahle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pahle,
Bahot roye h is site pe ane se pahle,
Happy Birthday nonveg site.
hi ram!
aaj site ki happy birthdy hai or mai hi sb se late hu.?
admin,
bhagwan se dua hai ki ye site roj safalta ki maa chode, hamesa khushisyo ki gand mare,facebook twitter ki maa bahan ek kr de, ye site itni tarakki kre ki khushi se teri gand fat jaye.
hehehehe, hamari nonveg site ka brthdy hai yaar, badhai to nonvg style me hi deni padegi n.
abe non veg style mein badhayi deni thhi to ye hi bol deta ki
aaj sab log meri gand pe mombatti tika ke preasure se meri gand maro jis se mombatti bujj jaye aur hum celebrate kare hehehehe
abe admin, hehehehe,
yaar celebrete karne ka haq to sirf tera hai, hmlog to piche khade hokr happy birthdy gayenge,n. hehehe. bol kitni mombatti chahiye?
la de yar truck bhar ke la de… hehe sale laga dunga aur paisi ban jayenge vese b aaj kal light jyada dukhi kar rahi hai idhar :(
@ Dhiraj MERE Yaar,
Rishton ki yeh duniya hai Niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhari
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamari,
Agar aajaye muskaan honth pe tumahari……I MISS U
@jay….bus ek dost hoon tumhara aur kucch nahi….aaj k din sweetheart to bol diya hota…..aur bus miss u…love u miss u to bol diya hota..
@jay tumhare liye…
…yaad karte rahenge tumhein jindagi bhar,
beshak tum mujhe bhoola do,
dil se jude hain tumse,
beshak tum kisi aur se dil juda lo,
tumse hum kitna jude hain shayad tum kya jaano,
agar khoon bhi nikal jae dard bhi hota rahe,
to hum tumhare bare mein sochtein ki mera jay kaisa hai..
tc my something more than anything…miss 4rm my heart..love u from my soul..tc…my jay
@ Hott!»sexy»bindass_______
Dil ke Jharokhe me tujhko Bitha ke ,
Yaado ki teri mai Dulhan Bana ke.
Rakhunga Dil ke pash,
Mat ho meri Sweetheart Udaash……
@jay tumhare liye yeh dher saare red roses…@}~..@}~..@}~…@}~…@}~…@}~…@}~…@}~…@}~…@}~…@}~….@}~…@}~…@}~…@}~…@}~…
prince tumhare liye..yeh pink roses…@)~…@)~…@)~…@)~…@)~…@)~…@)~…@)~
panky tumhare liye aur sameer k liye sweets and choclates…©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©||..||..||..||..||..||..||..||..()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()…byeeeee!!
thanks jay im good and how r u brother?
@jay,..if 1+1=2
then what if we add Jay+Dhiraj=jaydhiraj….no answer is incorrect….ans is …jdahyiraj….no again answer is incorrect….ans is jay….coz dhiraj lives in jays heart n soul…coz..jay(1)+Dhiraj(0)=1(jay)…
abe tere ko aur koi kam nahi hai kya… hehehehe jitna time tu ye calculation banane mein lagata hai itna time tu hehehe koi apne liye achha sa ladka dhundne mein laga le
Admin ek joke 3in 4ar ladkiyon me se ek par bana daal. humesa ladko par he banata rhega kya plz ek joke kisi bhi ladki par bana de matlab is site ki
Sure bro… will consider your request on High basis
Adminji aap se ek request thi, Aap is site pe ek question answer segment shuru karo jis se kahi log apne question puchh sakte jo ki wo kahi bar laj sharam se nahi puchh sakte hai. Maine dekha hai kahi logoko aapne aur humare dostone bohat achhe answer diye hai. Thanks & good night
Suhas bhai tune mere dil ki baat chinn li.. main soch raha tha esa section sshuru karne ka…. hmmm veg wali site ka kam complete ho jaye fir is taraf aaunga.
and one more thing.. tu apna naam hehehe kuch aur rakh .. mera Sehwas karne ko dil karta hai hehehehe
Happy anniversary !!!!!! arey yaar aaj me late ho gaya sry admin tu to mera bhai h mujhe maaf kardena…………….
mujhe pta chala h admin ne aaj khush hokar ek bachelor party rakha hai, aur usme ek lund k sath 2 ch## 4 b##bs aur 5 gaand rakha hai tab ye party me miss nhi karunga admin me aa jau apna lund lekar ……………
acha tera lund deattachable hai kya… jab teri marji hoti hai lund lekar aa jata hai ya jab dil kare bina uske
kahi tu :O:O abe hehehehehehehe nahi nahi bol de esa nahi ho sakta… tune Ling Parivartan nahi karvaya ho sakta :(
@admin,..abi iska jawab nahi hai mere pass…agar tumhara yeh matlab hai ki main jay se door ho jaaon to yeh abhi possible nahi hai…
agar jay ek baar mujhse kah de…Dhiraj tum ab bus rehno do dosti vosti…aur mujhe tumhari koi jaroorat nahi hai…to iska bhi jawab mere pass nahi hai…kyonki kisi ko bhulna itna aasaan nahi…admin aage se aise sawaal mat kiya karo mujhse…
Hey Dhiraj!! tum kyu hamesha Bhulane ya Dosti todane wali baat kahta rahta hai ???
“YAAr DHiRaj” Tu hi Bata Ab Kaisey Tujhey “Pyar” Karoon. . ?
Teri Har “BAAT” Meri Umar “Ghataa” Deti hai………
Hey Dhiraj ek baat ka dhyan rakho——- Ye Bhosari ke Kuttey, Kemeene Bhookatey hai to enko bhookane diya karo, Enko jitana Chup karawoge ye Awara Kuttey utana hi Tez bhookana shuru karenge.. Enko chup karne ka ek hi Upaay hai enki Gand par Ghuma ke 2-3 Danda Baja do phir ye mudkar tumhari taraf dekhenge bhi nahi.
Dhiraj, Hum pyar karne wale, Duniya se na darne wale. Yaar Jalne wale ko Jalayenge, Pyar me Jiyenge mar jaayenge..
DHIRAJ ……I LOVE U………I KISS U…………….I MISS U……….hehehehe…..Chal Ab toh khush ho gaya naaaaaaaaaa ??????
happy anniversary admin bro aur sab kaise he samir panchhi ki jeet mubarak
yar kal wala mera cmnt post nahi kiya aapne, ye to biasing hai…….