Government Job Ke Haal, India Mein
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Ek Aadmi Govt Office Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya.
Interviewer: “Aapki Koi Majboori To Nahi?”
Aadmi: “Ji Sir, Darasal Main Pehle Fauj Mein Tha, Jung Ke Dauraan Meri Taangon Ke Darmiyaan Ek Bomb Phata Aur Mere Tatte Ud Gaye, Aur Ab Mujhe Kaam Ki Jarurat Hai”
Interviewer: “Yeh To Koi Problem Nahi, Monday Se Aap Bas Join Kare. Hum Sab 9 Baje Aate Hai, Aap 11 Baje Aana.”
Aadmi: “Aisa Kyun?”
Interviewer: “Hum Sab 11 Baje Tak Kuch Nahi Karte, Bas Tatte Khujlate Rehte Hai.“
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha……..Abe Admin ye to tumne Government job karne walo ko Acchi tarah se Joota mara hai. Yaar mai pura joke Seriously padta gaya aur last line ko padkar etni hasi aane lagi ki mai ab kya kahu. Ye Joke nahi Sacchayi hai……..Tatte Khujlana ……..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hehehehehe
Hahahahahaha nice 1
oye jhut h ye sb. Sb glt h. admin tu kbhi hmare wha aake dekh tuje sb pta chl jayega k govt bale kitna kaam krte h.
Abe bhai dil pe na le hehehehhe, vese b sari ungliya ek jaisi nahi hoti hehehr, ye experience raj ka hai usne sari unhliya test kari hai ek rk karkr
admin – tune bilkul sahi kaha be me har ek ungli try ki h tere gaand me hehehe
mah bro – aap jo btana chahte the humlog samajh gaye ki aap govt. Employee ho, ab kya karu jankar welcome
Dear All frnds & Admin Bhai,
Good day & have a nice Sunday!!!!!!!!!
Good unerdsanding bteweene ecah ohther is rael fierndsihp
Eevn if we hvae so mnay msiunerdsantndig lkie tish comnemt
Bt i konw u cna read it withotu msitaek.
hahahahahahaha best joke of d day….. gud job gandu
Ha ha ha :)
mast jok hai..
bilkul sahi baat hai.
Hi Rashii dear Aap kaha ho ?
I miss u so much….buhuhu
Wanted bahi tum kaha ho ?? Kahi phir Police walo ke Hatthe to nahi lag gaye ??????
@ Deleted bro. Ab Aapki Tang (leg) ka kya haal hai ??????
@ Kinshuk bhai kya baat hai aajkal joke samajh me nahi aa raha hai ??
@ Kapil bhai hum to maze se hai. Aap kaise hai ??????
@ N. Khan ji Aap Aaye aur Hanskar bina Hi, Hello kiye hi chale gaye ?????
@ Raj bro. kya Aapka vichar Cricket khelne ka nahi hai, Kya Aap Sixer ki thokayi hone par Talli bajayenge ??
nhi kyunki tali marne wale ko mene batting ka chance diya hai aur sixer ko marne ka w8 kar rha hu ye sb tere par depend karta hai, jay bro history badal de batade sabko ki sbne to batsman ko sixer marte bahut dekha hoga …aaj ek wicket keeper sixer ko kaise marta hai :-)
hehehehehe….Good morning Raj bro.
@ jay thanx for the concern but it will take time
I met doctor on 3 Oct
He told me to start giving load on leg.
But when I started it pains a lot.
I m trying slowly slowly …..
hehehehehe gud1
chal phir tu khta h to dil p nahi leta hu. Wese joke acha h.
ha ha ha
@jai yaar bas badhiya hai sab..
and girls kya khujati hai
vo shariif hoti hai heheheh sweater bunti hai ;) ya fir nails polish hehehe
wo free time mei hum ladko ki chugli karti hai bro…
jay bhaiyya apke office m aissa hi hota h kya? hmare school me to poore din padai hoti h :(
Nahi Kinshuk bhai, Jab hum office pahuchtey hai to waha par pahle se hi Kaam Karaney walo ki Lambi Line lagi rahti hai, Aur Hum Office pahuchtey hi Kaam karna shuru kar detey hai. Aur mai jab work se free hota hun to es site par aap logo ko comments karta hun ya phir office me Bagal wali se gup-sup kar leta hun. Wo sab khujlana yaad hi nahi rahta hai….hehehe
jhakas joke hai……humari Manmohan Govt tatte hi khuja rahi hai.
hahahahahahahahahaha ek dam sahi bola bhai . good joke
Our admin mein bhi sarkari naukari karta huń …….