Grammer Wali Madam Ka Period
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Teacher: “Bachon Aaj Hum Grammer Padhenge, To Batao Ek Aurat Ek Khidki Se Jhank Rahi Hai, Ye Kya Hai?”
Pappu: “Mam, Ye Ek Vachan Hua”
Teacher: “Good, Ab Batao Ki – Bahut Si Aurtein Khidkiyon Se Jhank Rahi Hai?”
Pappu Kuch Sochkar Bola: “Mam, Ye To Randi Bazar Hua“
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टीचर: "बचों आज हम व्याकरण पढेंगे, तो बताओ एक औरत एक खिड़की से झांक रही है, ये क्या है?"
पप्पू: "मेम, ये एक वचन हुआ"
टीचर: "गुड, अब बताओ की - बहुत सी औरतें खिडकियों से झांक रही है?"
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Hehehehehe……..
Ye hua grammar..
Tharki pappu… :-):-):-):-)
not a nice joke :(- bilkul hansi nahi aayi
Ek bap ne apne bete ko city me reading ke liye bheja….
Beta har month ka hisab bheja karna…
@1st mahine:-
education- 2000
hostel- 3000
food-1500
fucking-4000
baap fucking ke sthan pr hunting likha kr, kyo ki teri ma(mother) b ye letter read karti hah.
@2 month:-
education- 2000
hostel- 3000
food-1500
hunting-5000
oye bete choti chidiya(bird) mara kr..
@3 month:-
education- 2000
hostel- 3000
food-1500
hunting-3000
baap:- bete aur choti chidiya mara kr..
@4 month:-
education- 2000
hostel- 3000
food-1500
hunting-2000
@5 month:-
education- 2000
hostel- 3000
food-1500
hunting- 1000
baap:- gadhe aur b choti chidiya mara kr..
(iske bad 2-3 month koi jawab nhi aaya)
baap:- madarchod hisab kyo nhi bhej rha…)
ladke ne fir hisab bheja…
education- 2000
hostel- 3000
food-1500
hunting- 500
gun repairing- 50000..
wah! Maza a gaya.. nilesh bro. Chaa gaye bhai ap to…
very good :)
Thanx for like this joke.. Frnds…
hahahahaha
Nilesh tumne to aaj Pappu ko pachhaad diya yaar mast joke he tumhaaraa yaar
Thanx,,
mausam ji kaise hai….???
i am fine nilesh,abhi tak jaag rahe ho kya?
NICE ONE
hahahahahahaha mast jokes hai babaji.
and nilesh yaar tera bhi mast jokes hai hahahahahaha.
Bahut acche
Pappu aakhir pappu hai…,..,……..
Hehehehehehehehe……….
priya m bhi vadhiya hu aur bta kya kr rhi h aaj kal. college jatti h daily…
kashish kahan gayab ho gyi aap?
nilesh very nice joke …………….
han ji,jati hun but ab 4 tak colg me holidays hai…:) so free at home!u say whats going on?
@priya ji fir to aap ko bhi Doc. hona chahiye tha….
@nilesh sud joke…keep posting….
@naina ji kya haal h?
Dosto meri MBA ki study bhi start ho gyi h….job bhi karni h….yaha net bhi nahi h kuch dino se….
nilesh tum ne rashi ko yaad nahi kya apne cmt mein kyon?
Deleted ji kaise hai….???
@MBA ap kha se start kr rhe hai…..???
@Humne rashi ji ko yad to kiya hai… DELETED JI…!!!!
Deleted I am boy
Insaan ko bolana seekhane mein
2 saal lagate hain,
Lekin kya bolana hai, yeh sikkhane mein
poori zindagi nikal jaati hai………….
Beshak kush waqt ka intezar mila humko
par khuda se badhkar yaar mila humko
na rahi tammana kisi jannat ki
ae dost teri dosti se wo pyarr mila humko…….
Hum to har baat ko khuda per chor dete hain
Tote na dil kisi ka isliye apna tor lete hain
Hum bhi insaan hain pathar to nahi
Log har tufan ko hamari taraf mor dete hain….
hahahahahahhahahehehhehehhe
del ji hm to mast h aap btao ji yr i wanted to meet ur sweet child :P
priya kuch nhi yr bas ab result ki tension h
Ye chand ye Taare acche nai lagte,
duniya ke ye wade ab sacche nai lagte,
koi to samjhao hamare mummy papa ko ki
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ab hum KUNWARE acche nai lagte.:) :)
Right,,
like this comment
Deepak ji….
“billi ke gle me ganti bandhe huye” kitne years ho gye…. Bro…???
Means:- shadi huye kitne saal ho gye….???
Life ka original sach:
Sab Kehte Hai “Akele Aaye The, Akele Jayenge”.
Par Sach Toh Yeh Hai,
.
“2 logo Ke bina Koi Aata Nahi, Aur 4 logo Ke bina Koi Jaata Nahi”;-)
40 years…n meri age 62 years h
Deepak ji apki age 62 years hai… Kya…???
hehehe fir idha ka to sabse bada budha banda to yaar tum hue… baba saxidas se bhi bade m i right
are,..beta..
Kon kehta h..budhape me ishk ka silsila nh hota..
.
Kon kehta h..budhape me ishk ka silsila nh hota
.
Aam tb tk maza nh deta…
Jb tk PILPILA nh hota…
hmmm par pilpile aam mein keede b pad jate hai
Admin bhai,, deepak ji niche se jawan hai….:-):-):-):-):-)
Sahi bola beta…but kide to kacche aam me b pad jate he…
Pilple aam me kide pd b jaaye to kya ho..
Kacche aam me kide pade,..to beta puri fasal kharab
ho jati h…
Dosto kha hai ap log…???
Priya ji ap b gayab….???
Nahi ji,mai bhi yahi hun :)
Ohooo… To b idhar hi hai ji…..!
okkk,bbye…..
good night,,TC :)
Priya ji,, Apka collage kyo close hai….???
Good n9t ji..:) :) :) 8-)
some teachers are on leave so :)
Ok…!!!
**GOOD MORNING DEAR FRNDZ**
dear all frnds kaise hai ap log….???
Good morning friends
GOOD MORNING..FARENDS…kaise ho ap sb..
@Nilesh bro. Kya hl h..yr ap sote kb ho..?
@Mausam bhai..kya chal raha h aj kl..?
@Deleted bro…ap to grt ho ya..study k st job b kr rahe ho..n fmly ko b tym dena padta hoga..itna mng kaise
krte ho bhai…
@Priya ji…meri bhua ki masi k mama k chaha ki beti k
damad ki mousi k nana k pote k uncle k padosi b …
DOCTOR h…ha..ha..ha..sb k rishtedar dctr h to hamare b h…
@Naina ji..kaisi h aap?
@ Sonam ji…ap site pr kam ati ho yr..
@Admin bro. Subh parabhatam…
@dhiraj ji , jay , 2 din se site pr nh h…
@ wanted bro. Rashi ji..ap ko yaha pr hr banda yad krta h..ab to a jao yr…
.
Dosto 13 april ko mere bhai ki shadi h…n ap sb ko
ap sb ko Rajsamand (udaipur) ana h….
N ab shayad cmnts b kam kr paunga..shadi k dher sare kaam h yr…
N…Nilesh bro. Meri age 26 year h…62 ko ulta kr do..
Admin bro. To meri age (62 years) sun kr mere kafan dafan ka
inzam kr rahe honge…
.
Ap sb ka din subh rahe…
Deepak ji apne kha ki apkh age 62 hai. Yani 62 ko ulta karke denkhe.. But humne kuch jyada hi ulta kr diya..
Jisse apki age 62 se badkar 92 years ho gyi..
(kya age hai dosto din duna aur rat chauguna ke raftar se bar rha hai….)
are bhai shadi-wadi kr lo nhi to,, soch lo ki apke b gun ki repairing karani paregi… Aur ap to samjh hi sakte hai ki kya hoga uske bad.. Hehehe…:-):-):-):-):-)B-)
hehehe…ok ji
Gud mrng friends…..ab Mein bhi study karta hun….bahut kya
one day!!!
They starts chating….
Grl-hey wats ur gf’s name…
Boy-ammm…her name is pallavi…
Grl-ok(sad)
…
Boy-hey wats ur bf’s name.
Grl-i don’t hav any bf…
Boy-really?
Grl-ya….
Boy-u knw 1 thing..i m also single..
Grl-what? Then y u lied 2 me n who is pallavi?
Boy-pallavi is no one.i just love this name.u want to knw y i lied 2 u?
Grl-ya.tell me.
Boy-coz.i like u n i love 2 chat wid u.i thought u’ll not accept me as fb is just 4 friends,not 4 love.i didn’t send u frnd rqust coz i didn’t wanna loose u
grl-(tears in eyes)
u knw last nyt i was just thinking 2 purpose u stupid….now accept ma frnd requst n give me ur number…
Boy-omg…i shud hav tell u dis before.i love u…
Grl-i love u 2 na…
Friends its just an imagination not a real story.
But may b in dis world it can b a true story of sum1….
I hope u’ll like d story..
good morning friendzz……
have a very funny day :p:p
Good :) :) 8-)B-):-):-):-) hehehe…
gud morning frnds…..hru all?????????
Pappu ki nyi-nyi shadi hui…
1st night ko kya karna hai. Usko Pta hi nhi tha…
Socha chalo kisi se puch lete hai..
Use apne bap(santa) ko fone kiya.. Aur idea manga…
Santa:- pahle bb ke kapde utar..
Pappu:- utar diya.
Santa:- ab apne kapde utar..
Pappu:- utar diya..
Santa:-ab forplay ko injoy kro..
Pappu:- papa koi 4 khelo ke name to batao..
Santa:-madarchod, chal koi khel mt khelo.. Ye tere bs ki bat nhi hai. Abhi tu nya khiladi hai..
Pappu:-papa aao tumhi sikha do na..
(abi nhi, chal age dekh)
Santa:-ab bb ke dono tango ke bich ja..
Pappu:- pahuch gya papa..
Santa:- ab tere pas jo hai. Bb ki c**t me dal de..
Pappu ne apna mobile fone hi bb ke c**t me dal diya..
Good joke nilesh baby
good
Nice
nice yaar………….
good yar