Gulaab Ke Phoolo Ki Khushbu

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Santa: “Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nahi Hai Kya?

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49 Responses to "Gulaab Ke Phoolo Ki Khushbu"

  1. Rashii says:

    Samjh nhi aaya

    • Anil4209211 says:

      @ Rashii
      Is Site Per Seedha sochna Allowed nahi hai, aur tum ekdum seedha sochti ho, jera Thoda sa Ulta socho, joke Samjh aa jeyega.

      [Hint:Flowerpot me ek hole hota hai jisme flowers ko dalte hai. And now think about the other holes in a woman]

    • Ratan says:

      Hi dear Rashii hw r u? Baat seedha hi.. Thanx admin.. Yeh mera 5 th joke publish hua hai.. Ha ha haa.. Mere taraf se apne saarey frnds ko party.

    • Shabbir says:

      Samajhne ke liye Pahle ek Santa dhoondo or fir uske saamne kapde utaar ke let jaao..samajh aa jayega.

  2. Rahul(chdml) says:

    hahahahahahahahahaha mast joke hai bhai.kai ye hmare chodu (lofar) ki bibi tho nai haha

  3. Atankwadi says:

    Lofar u are right. Rashi behanji type ki ladki hai. Aur vo behanji kehlana pasand karti ha Rashi itne purani wicharon wali hogi ye dekhkar bada aashcharay hu. Aur us se bhi bade aashcharay ki baat ye ha ki vo is nonveg site pe aati hai. Hahaha. Jokes padhti ha aur cmmt bi deti ha. Very good. BEHANJI HOHOHOHOHOHOHO

  4. SHRUTI says:

    GUD NITE

  5. Sameer says:

    santa randi k chele humesa iit wala dimag kyo lagata hai??

  6. Rashii says:

    Admin ji chahe koi b mujhe behan ji bole per ap mat bolna

    waise kya apko b main behan ji lgti hu

    Mausam ji thnx u r nice person

    kapil ji yaha ab jyda thand nhi hai, kal masori me burf giri thi

    rahul ji mujhe sweets pasnd nhi hai mujhe spicy pasnd hai to ap mere liye kh spicy he bhej dijiyega hehe

    dhiraj ji, dev ji, panchi ji,divya ji, sheela ji, anjali ji, simmi ji, raavan ji, arush ji, shallu ji, daksh ji, shanshak ji, Nikhil ji, rajesh ji, anuj ji,anshul ji, Wanted ji n gayab frnds kaha ho ap n kaise ho sb?

    Ratan ji m fine aj famous ho gayi hu is site per hehe lofar ji ki wajah se hahahaha

    dhiraj ji dev ji

    • Admin says:

      Rashhi ji Warning…….. agar tumne apna number nahi diya to main hehehe next joke mein tumhe bahanji bana dunga :P

      • Shweta says:

        Admin hmari taraf bhi dhyan de diya kro

      • ramesh says:

        Tujhe dil de juda kabi hone nah i denge

        tujhe nind v aay to sone nahi denge

        Teri muskan hame itni pyyari hai ki mar v gaye to tujhe rone nahi denge.

        IT'S TRUE……..

        HAVE A GOOD DAY——–

  7. sunil says:

    rashi m samjhata hu

  8. Sheela. says:

    Mja agya wah santa ki kya soch h…

  9. sunil says:

    rashi maje ki ladki hai

  10. nitu says:

    How bouring.

  11. pankaj says:

    lutero ne ek aurat ke

    zever loot liye.

    Voh ro rahi thi.

    Ye dekhkar log bole-

    Bhabhi, sukar karo lutero ne

    aap ki izzat nahi looti.

    Ye sunkar bhabhi chillai-

    Chup raho kamino,

    Izzat bech-bech kar hi to

    zever liye the.

  12. Nikhil says:

    Thnx! 4 welcome me rashii g..no need of sory yar.its ok. Or kha rhte ho n kya kr rhe ho..? Hi to all my naughty friends,! Hi Admin bhai tum b naraj ho kya mere se? Koi response nh diya tumne.??

    • Admin says:

      Nikhil nahi bhai, naraj nahi hun aajkal hadd se jyada busy hun jaisa ki tum jante ho jokes bhi sahi time pe nahi dal paa raha
      Kuch din do fir free hoke sab se tasalli se baat karunga

  13. Ricks says:

    nice joke

    santa hoshiyar uski biwi us se b jyada hoshiyar……..

    hey divya how r u

    hey anjli, anshul, admin, rashii

    kaise ho sab,

  14. Shweta says:

    Hi frndz i m new on this site hi to all

  15. anshul says:

    he he he mast jokes tha. he he he.hii rashi ji kaisi ho aap .

  16. Sachin says:

    Achha hai but purana hai.

  17. abhi says:

    nice one yaar…

    admin bhai jokes kese post kru..??

  18. shashank says:

    @ rashi u r right i m with u, joke padhna or comment dena alag baat hai, iss baat ka baehanji or model type ki ladki se kya matlab hai

  19. Admin says:

    Sharuti Bade Akshro yani kic apital letters mein mat likho

  20. Sheela. says:

    Hey rashhi mai yhi hu or thik hu or ap bhut achhe ho logo ki faltu bato pe dhyan mt do sister.

  21. Lofar says:

    @Dosto koi b Rashii ko is joke ka matlab mat samjhana tum dost log sahi samjhane jaoge aur bahenji use galat samjhengi.
    @Atankwadi nd Raj Bndas lofar is happy k aapne favour kiya
    @Raj bndas bhai mai samajh gaya k doosro k aashiyane jalakar haath nahi seke jate bt
    bhai kuch desh aise hai jinki brbadi me hi apne india ki aabadi hai.
    @Rahul Chodumal(BLW) Yar tu kewal 69 hi bana sakta hai dost kyuki baki position k liye lu¤d hona chahiye jo ki tera bilupt hai aur yar tu apne har cmnt me ye proof b kr rha hai hahahahaha
    @Shruti cn u plz let us know whether u wear janghiya or phool wali panty v r nt able to decide ur gender(only M or F)
    @Panchhiji kaha hain aap.
    @Sheelaji jawab nahi diya is bachhe ko jawan bna do
    @Rana bhai kis criminal ki case study kar rahe ho.
    @Ravan kaha ho yar tumara pushpak viman 2 din k liye dena yar gf k sath ghoomne jana hai.
    @Dhiraj nd Jay kaha ho yaro aaj kal dikh nahi rahe ho
    @Mausam bhai kaha gayab the bhai
    @Anjali Divya Preet Simmi Rosy nd al hot nd sexy gals kaisi hai aap log.
    @Dev Wanted Kapil Manish Kumar Sallu Matrix Ratan Rajesh Admin nd al frnds good night take care khud so nd mujhe b sone do. Yar ye BLW ki bibi na poori raat sone nahi deti hai yar BLW tune apna bilupt karake achcha nai kiya dost. Hahahaha tension mat le so ja kal sochiyo k lofar ko kya cmnt dena hai hahaha

  22. Ratan says:

    Panchhi… Kaha ho yaar?

  23. Ricks says:

    hello how r u. rashii, admin, shweta, anshul, neetu, sheela, shruti. kaise hai sabi frnds

    kya huya mere se koi baat kyo nhi krta hai koi galti ki kya mene
    admin ji aapne bhi reply nhi kia?????@

  24. abhi says:

    GDMNG to all frnds…!!!

    admin bhai..kya haal hai..?
    jokes pasand nhi aye kya???

  25. Atankwadi says:

    Lofar and baaki dosto ma btaon hamari BEHANJI Kya chahti ha? Vo chahti ha ki real life me uske frinds us behanji bulayen. Aur uska mazak udayein. Kyuki tumhe behanji bulane me ko dikkat nai ha. Hehehe

  26. roy says:

    bada hi faadu joke hai sameer bro

  27. SHRUTI says:

    Ok admin ji.And #LOFAR i am a girl ok u made me so irritating becoz of ur funny comments that i made many spell mistakes and even forgot that what i am saying now i hope every thing is clear.

  28. SHRUTI says:

    any more que LOFAR.

  29. hemant says:

    hahahahahahahahahaha

    good

  30. Susant says:

    hiii………………

  31. Fahad says:

    Hi…M new here…

  32. sunil says:

    such me nice msg

  33. Sam says:

    Ohhhh……

    Mindblowing joke kash sari girls aisi hoti to kitna maja aata,,,,,, main to hamesha apne paas ek gulab rakhta……….

  34. sajju says:

    yarr yeh joke toh ache hai

  35. Akshay says:

    biwi to ghas wala flowerpot de rhi h hahahahahaha. . . . . . .

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