Gulli Danda Khelna Hai?
Views: 16,981 - Posted on 04 Nov 2011
Pappu Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola
Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?”
Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad”
Pappu: “Kyuu?”
Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.“
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hahahahahha very gud
hehehehehe babaji hehehehehe condam laga ke to gulli danda khel sate hai.
honey(jay) 4 u…
chahat to kisi ki bhi kar sakte the..
tum hi nahi aur bhi hai iss sansar mein,
ek sitara nahi..laakho tare hain iss janha mein,
aise kya baat hai tumme jo tumhe pasand karte hain,
kyon nafrat bhi dum tod deti hai..gar tumse nafrat karun,
tumhara saath mila mujhko..ek naya sansaar mila humko,
tumse pyaar bhi karte hum,aur uss paar bhi rahte hum,
yeh pyaar sitaro ki tarah chamkta rahe..isliye door rahte hum,
tumme khone ko to betab hai yeh dil,.ek sitare ki aas hai yeh,
sochte hain kabhi tum hi.. aake iss taare ko tod le jao,
bhale hi tum mujhe bhula doge ek pal k liye..
lekin unn taaro mein mujhe tum dekh phir yaad kar paoge,
hum tumse kabhi naa mil paenge..naa tum mil paaoge,
tum dhara ho ..yeh aasmein mein ek tim tim karta tara,
bus yeh dil intejaar mein hai..ki koi tumhein mera humtara bana jae..
sweetheart(*Dhiraj*)
Pappu ki gf to pappu se b jyada kameeni hai
Hahahahaha…..is bar pappu fel ho gaya.
Hiii friends kaise ho aap sub?
@jay…tumhare muh se gaaliyan acchi nahi lagti…
main tumhe pasand karta hoon iska matlab yeh nahi ki tumhari har baat ko pasand karun..tum bina gaaliyon aur vulgar cmnts k bina bhi kaafi cmnts de sakte ho..tum unn logo se duri rakho jo vulgar comments jada karte hain..
kya tum bina private parts k comnts nahi de sakte…tum acche cmnts karoge to koi bhi tum par koi bhi impress ho jaega….main nahi chaata ki mera jay aise cmnts kare…agar tumhe accha lagta hai to main tumhe nahi rokunga…tum soch sakte ho ki main vulgar cmnt kyuon nahi karta…tumne mere comnt mein rare private parts use hote hue dekha hoga…
tum aam ladke bankar kyuon rahna chahte ho..shayad rashii di bhi meri baat se sahmat hongi…agar mein rashii di ko bulaunga to woh cmnt jarur karengi..
tum kabhi josh mein aake kucch vulgar cmnts kar dete ho…
agar tum mere muh se aise cmnts sunoge to kaisa lagega…
tumhare liye nahi hai nahi kisi k liye..jst bad Dhiraj ka trailer hai..
aise logo ki india mein kami nahi hai jo aise cmnts dete hain..especially boys.
jaisa niche likha hai…normal dirty boys use dis below written..
“abe namune,bhosdike..kya g mein khujli machi hai jo yanha pe gande bakwas kar raha hai
kya koi laundiya nahi mil rahi jo yanha chutiyapanti kar raha hai,..
madarchod sahi raaste pe aaja nahi to g pe aise dande lagenge..saara chut ka bhut utar jaega,
behn k londe..agar agli baar chutiyapanti ki to ..saari chutiyapanti utar doonga”
ab jay bolo tumhe good Dhiraj pasand hai yaa phir Bad Dhiraj.
isliye mujhe good jay chahiye naa ki Bad jay..
abe Admin birthday gift mein koi ladki nahi mili to kaya hua..yanha kai ladko ki G available hai..hahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)..
abe koi hai admin ki madad kar do mujhe badi chinta ho rahi hai..jay ne to mujhe reserve kar liya hai…
jay…tum kaho to Bad Dhiraj bula loon masti karne k liye.
Hehehehe…. Abe dhiraj itni gandhigiri thik nahi hai.
Abhi koi “c” dikhe to turant daud jayega bada aaya sida banne.
kkkkyo bhai log sahi kaha n?
Dear All Friends, Sweetheart *Dhiraj* Rashii dear & Admin Bhai, Good Morning!!!!!!!!!
Dosto mai har tarah ke cmnts kar sakta hun, Aur Aap logo ne mere har tarah ke cmnts bhi dekhe hai. Rahi baat vulgar cmnts ki to Agar Aap logo ko mere vulgar cmnts acche nahi lagtey hai to plz. Aap log Apni Raay jarur dijiye. Kyuki mai ye nahi chahta ki mere vulgar cmnts se yaha par kisi ko bura lage aur kisi ka Heart hurt ho. Dosto maine kai baar yaha se hamesha k liye chale jane ko socha, Lekin Aapne Prati Aap logo ka pyar aur Apne liye Aap logo ke comments me Saneh dekhkar Jaa nahi pata hun. Aur phir comments karne lagta hun. Admin Bhai ne mere upar kuch joke bhi banaye jiski vajah se mujhe bahut dukh huwa aur Aap dosto ke beech mai Badnaam bhi ho gaya. Lekin koi baat nahi Badnaam hi sahi Lekin Naam to ho gaya:P:p Aap logo ke beech koi na koi pahchan to ban gayi:(
@Sweetheart shayad tumko ye baat yaad ho ya na ho, Lekin mujhko acchi tarah se yaad hai ki jab Aapko mera email id mila aur Aapse 4-6 baar email id se baat hone ke baad ek baar maine Aapse kaha ke ab humari frndship ho gayi hai aur mazak ki v bahut sari baatey ho gayi hai aur hoti v rahegi Ab hum pahle ek dusarey ke barey me bhi kuch jankari le leni chahiye to Aapne Kya kaha thha. Shayad wo baat Aapko nahi yaad hogi lekin mujhe wo Aapki baat Aaz bhi yaad hai, Aur esiliye maine Aapse Aaz tak phir kabhi dubara Aapke barey me kuch bhi nahi pucha, Aur dusari baar phir maine Aapse fb me bahut search kiya lekin Aapki profile nahi mili to maine Aapse fb frindship ke liye request kiya to phir Aapka wahi Negative response.
Yaar mai Jay hun, Lekin tumhari dosti me dosto ke beech Gay ban gaya. Maine apne Dil par choot khaa liya Likin kabhi tumhare Dil par Choot nahi lagne diya. Mai tumhari har baat esiliye manta rahta hun ki tumharey dil ko kabi mere se bad filling na ho. Yaar mai Dosti karna hi nahi Jaanta hu Usko Acchi tarah se Nibhana bhi Jaanta hun.
Theek hai tu kahata hai to Aaz ke baad mere vulgar comments band.
@ Rashii dear & Admin bhai Aaz ye Dosti ke baat Nikal padi hai to mai ye baat Aap logo se bhi kaha deta hun. Ki mera Dhiraj ke Sath-Sath Aap dono se bhi wahi frndship ka Relation ban gaya hai. Aur Aap log shayad meri dosti ko samjh nahi paaye aur ek choti si request par mere upar Bishwash (trust) nahi raha. Khair koi baat nahi Aap Logo k Liye dosti ke apne-apne tareeke aur dayare honge. Lekin Yaaro mai dosti ko Dayare me kaid hi nahi kar paata hun.
Dosto maine jo kuch bhi dil me Aaya hai fatafat likhtey chala gaya hun aur phir ab dubara es comments ko padhne aur usme galti ko sudharne ki Himmat mujhme nahi hai , Esliye esme agar koi bhi kisi bhi tarah ki galti huyi hogi toh….. Sorry!!!!……..plz. 4give me.
~Jay~
abe jay bhosdike kanha maar raha hai..raat ko phone kar k bula liyo..smjha ..hahahhahahaha
Abe oye dhiraj, Tere Baap ka boda, tere taau ka poda, tere bhai ko bhochda, Sale puri raat gujar gayi tere intzar me aur tu nahi aaya hila k sona pada:p
who ru mr bad??/…hahahhahahah!!..so funny!!
raat abhi baki hai mere dost…(:D
Dhiraj i’m mr. bad