Gulshan Jis Mein Ujadne Se Bahaar Aati Hai
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Ustaad Chodumal Khan Saab Ji Apni Girl-friend Ke Shave Karne Ke baad Uske Samaan Ko Dekhte Hue Bole
Jhaante Kaatne Se Choot Aur Nikhar Jaati Hai,
Ajeeb Gulshan Hai Ye, Jis Mein Ujadne Se Bahaar Aati Hai.
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chodumaal ek din gadde mein gir k yamraaz k paas jarur pahunchega….
yamraaz pucchega..baccha itna jldi aana kaise hua…
chodumal bolega:. yamraaz bhaisaab baat yeh thi ki rum ki bottle kucch jada chada li thi…aur hari ghaanse kali dikhne lag gyi…mein chut samjh kr uss ghans ki safai krne gya..aur gadde mein gir k meri maut ho gyi….yamraaz:chodu bhai…ab tumhri yeh saja hai..ki tum dubara dhrti pe jaoge..to tumhari shaadi hogi lekin woh tumhe laat maar k kisi aur k saath ho legi…aur hr baar tumhein aurto se pareshaani hoti rahegi!! jaa bachha ab jaa dhrti pe!! haan aur agli bar aiyo to kucch accha kr k aaiyo nhi to phir fans jaoge chodu bhai!!
:)
Wah,wah,wah ye gulshan aisa hi hota hai.
yeh to 60 saal pehle hi no vote option ho jana chahiye tha….
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khali pilli janta ka shoshan kia jaa raha hai!!
!!!!!dindahade khuleaam chorrr wale(corrupt politicians)!!!!!yeh din mein desh chalate hain..
aur raat mein police aur chor dono mil k..hahahahahahah!!!!!
illiterate idiots!!
bakwaas :oops:
hi priya how r u???
Hello friendzzzzzzz ……. good morning..!!!!
@dhiraj dear, deepak bro kaise ho?????
@lalit ji Jo word aapne chuna hai us word se to naam batana bahot mushkil hai phir bhi agar aap jyotishi ke mamle me ho to mat pado hehehehe …..
@Del ji Shayri kam ho gayi aapki kyu.?????
@Priya ji exams kaise the aapke???
@nitesh bro kaha ho???
@Devender bro Kal ya parso admin bro ki to band hi baja di apne hehehhe….
mere to exams the hi nahi :)
tum batao kaise ho & eid kaisi rahi? ? ?
@aman, i m 5y9 dear!!
” kal mein ek jagah gya ghumne k liye wanha kaafi saare ladke khde the….mujhe pata tha koi na koi to mujh pe attract hoga..no doubt….10min k baad pata chala sab chipp chipp k mujhe ghur rahe the..hahaha!!…agr mein BRITNEY SPEARS KO GHURU to usmein mera kya dosh britney ka hai…naa!! uski eyes mujhe pasand hai!!…
ladke ladkio k undergarmends jada pasand krte hain..lekin pehnaa nhi..hahahaha sach hai!!
kucch try bhi kr lete hain..chipp chip k..
kucch ladke ladkio pe hi hello hru isliye bhi krte hain..ki woh khud ko secure aur real male samjhte hain…but aisa bilkul bhi nhi… real male or real hero…sabke dilo pe raaz krta hai!!
;)*
hehehehe sach kaha chodumal khan sahab ne hehehehe
kyoki gulshan me bahar lane k liye kharpatwar ko to katna hi padega na hehehehehehehe
” EK THA TIGER MEIN LOG KYA ENJOY KRNE JAATE HAin”
ladke khud ko salmaan khan maanne k liye jaate hain..
ladkia khud ko kat samjhne k liye jaati hain…
aur mein kisliye jaunga:- popcorn khane sirf hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Or sone ke liye
Baharo ne gulshan ko is tarhan nawaza h
ladkiyon ne baal safa kr k choot ko nikhara h
wah subhan allah!!!
hehehehehehe
Aasiq bhai eid pe gf se mile ya nhi.
wah wah